r/USMC • Snake driving penis compensator • 1d ago

Picture Guys, I’ve been in 10 years and this is literally my stack. Am I fucked?

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Am I just a forever boot?

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u/ThatMexicann 1d ago

Ten years with only 3 ribbons is rough. Have you tried going to war perhaps?

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u/Pray4dat_ass96 Snake driving penis compensator 1d ago

Yeah, but they’re haven’t been many wars

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u/ThatMexicann 1d ago

Start one Sir. Adapt and overcum or whatever they say.

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u/2020blowsdik 1302 16h ago

angrily throws MRE at North Korea

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u/Pray4dat_ass96 Snake driving penis compensator 1d ago

You’re right!

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u/FoxyOrcaWhale 1d ago

Look at the bright side. At least you aren't spending triple the price of a ball ticket on the medals.

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u/Pray4dat_ass96 Snake driving penis compensator 1d ago

The place I go to is $8 a medal

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u/FoxyOrcaWhale 1d ago

Acknowledging that I paid a convenience fee here;

$8 per medal makes sense if you're buying the NDSM and GWOTSM. For some reason, they get more expensive as they get higher in precedence.

Not to mention the price of devices and stars.

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u/CocaineFueledTetris 0311 ---> 11B 23h ago

Good God

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u/FlyHarrison Resident Adult 03 9h ago

JComm might be expensive but gotdamn if it ain’t fresh

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u/psyb3r0 I wasn't issued a flare. 1d ago

Yeah don't shop there, Their prices are horrible.

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u/TryingToMakeItBruh Veteran 0331 1d ago

Your squadron buddies

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u/Junkered Change your flair 1d ago

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u/Pulgatrash 0844 155s 6h ago

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u/PotetialMajorHistory 1d ago

You still more ribbons than most marines now

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u/MotherFuckinPrez 1d ago

I feel you bro. About to hit 10 years with that exact stack + good cookie smh

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u/rabbi420 Once shot an AT4 Trainer 1d ago

Better than my peacetime stack from the 90’s.

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u/Stupidlysudden HMLA-369 2001-2006 1d ago

Yeah I think I have more than my dad and he did 20 years to my 5 lol

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u/ChaosReality69 2141 YAT YAS 1d ago

Right there with you. I had a good cookie and nothing else.

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u/illusum 2111 1d ago

You must have been a grunt, I was with the wing and have a pretty decent stack.

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u/Unlucky_Reading_1671 1d ago

You can have my fat stack if I can get back the homies and my body. I'll keep the mental shit because no one needs this.

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u/FuZhongwen 3/7 03-07 Bullets Don't Fly Without Supply 1d ago

Cheers to that. My gwot stack for Cpl Jason Dunham back and these discs to unherniate. 100%.

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u/Accidental-Genius 0211 Secrect Squirrel Fucker 1d ago

Rah

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u/cptflapjack 1d ago

I did 10 years and have never even received the GWOT. For whatever reason, our unit didn’t award them.

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u/GlattesGehirn 1d ago

They're available at the MCX for a few bucks

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u/BroseppeVerdi Commanding Officer, Copypasta & Phony Awards Battalion 1d ago

Just wait til November. CARs and "OEF VETERAN" baseball caps will be back on the menu.

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u/Little_Raspberry_588 1d ago

Not even a good cookie? What have you been doing Devil Dog???

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u/Toilet_King_ Reluctant Sgt 1d ago

Officers don’t get good cookies

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u/Junkered Change your flair 1d ago

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u/Some-Passenger9792 1d ago

They're supposed to behave better than us.

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u/Some-Passenger9792 1d ago

Fuck that noise.

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u/UOENO_670 Active 1d ago

navcom is an officer’s good cookie

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u/STA_yaya_17_SSP 1d ago

🤣😂 yeah dude that sucks if you care about ribbons. Theres a song about going to die for nothing and getting a ribbon..thats cool, have you gained knowledge and lessons from your time in the Marine Corps? Could you try LAT moving? Dog stay in long enough and you'll see one for sure.

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u/Pray4dat_ass96 Snake driving penis compensator 1d ago

Originally not, I didnt give a fuck, but now I’m in evening blues and feeling silly.

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u/TactiTac0CAT 2/8-0341-FO 14h ago

Could be worse: you could be 32 year old Prior service Corporal and everyone just looks at you like your gonna wither and die in formation :,)

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u/FuZhongwen 3/7 03-07 Bullets Don't Fly Without Supply 1d ago

Was in for 4 years doing gwot things. I have a fat stack. No one has asked to see it since I left my beloved Corps in 2007.

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u/TranslatorOk5782 Larsoc/0313 17h ago

Same,  once your out, nobody gives a flying fuck. Its cool when in, sure.  I mean, I guess its nice to look at it once in awhile to remind one self of once having walked amongst giants or sum shit.  But overall, it just collects dust, and im stuck with the body pains, divorce, and the mental stuffs

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u/AwarenessGreat282 Veteran 1d ago

It's nothing but timing, and your time will come. Hell, I didn't even have the ND to go with my GC after 4 years. And then shit just blew the fuck up from that point forward. Finally got that ND, and a star to go on it.

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u/grifter_shifterM5 seriously, fuck the fat clothing supply guy 1d ago

Volunteer at the local VFW or the civil air patrol place. Get the volunteer medal lol

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u/Whammyyyyyyyy Shitbag Armorer 1d ago

I have two more medals than you, a good conduct, and a nam, both of which I got by doing my job without getting in trouble. It means nothing Sir

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u/HyperMidgit Polished shitbag 7h ago

I got the Korean ribbon so fix your hands for me devil

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u/Whammyyyyyyyy Shitbag Armorer 3h ago

Kim Jong Un better watch out

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u/baldguy33 1d ago

I had a full triple stack after 5yrs… I don’t understand the military in “peace time”

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u/WonderChips 1371 -> AMRY 1d ago

Sir just fly me to the next strip club please.

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u/Happy_Operation_2391 1d ago

Salt dog !!!!

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u/grahamja 2841 1d ago

Just don't ever wear a service uniform, wear your plane people pajamas.

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u/Radiant_Community312 22h ago

Hes a pilot he’ll have more opportunity when he gets out

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u/ArguingWithCelery 3043->0311->11B-B4 23h ago

I remember back in 2012 in Horno, seeing an NCO without 2-3 rows was a straight up anomaly.

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u/2020blowsdik 1302 16h ago

War time vs peace time

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u/gasplugsetting3 viper door gunner 1d ago

Wrong platform and wrong branch i suppose.

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u/docdeathray 1d ago

Good Cookie with toppings.

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u/ExtraSherbet7496 1d ago

That’s a ugh, big ribbon you have there

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u/Guilty-Spark69x 1d ago

How have you been a pilot for 10 years and never deployed? Every pilot I know gets worked like a $10 mule

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u/MotherFuckinPrez 1d ago

The 3rd ribbon is the sea service deployment ribbon

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u/Guilty-Spark69x 1d ago

Dicking around on Oki for 6 months or on a MEU ain’t really it. Not to mention, not a single personal award? wtf is going on here

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u/Pray4dat_ass96 Snake driving penis compensator 1d ago

I’ve only been in two units. The first one had a “we don’t believe in end of tour awards” policy. I’m still at the second one

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u/MoistyMoist69 1d ago

What do you think pilots do on MEUs?

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u/PhastasFlames Veteran 1d ago

The third ribbon is being in Oki for a year, bronze star makes 2 years. He’s at his second duty station, which likely means he’s halfway through his enlistment in Oki.

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u/jbcsworks 0351/0326 1d ago

Just put a PHM on there. You’ll be good to go.

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u/Artemus_Hackwell Navy OZ 1d ago

He looks like 1970s John Belushi

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u/FLETCHA53 Veteran 1d ago

Yes. Try harder devil.

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u/Legal_Television_615 18h ago

Def fucked with those out of regs giganto-ribbons.

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u/SquirtleExtra Veteran 17h ago

I come from a big military family. Literally “every male serves” kind of family. Plenty of my uncles and cousins only have like 3 ribbons.

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u/98G3LRU Veteran 5h ago

Once I got on station in Vietnam, I never heard anyone, any time, talking about any ribbons or medals, except maybe as a joke. To this day, I dont remember how I made buck sergeant. I sure af wasn't humping for it.

I DO remember my dad WW2 vet in the ETO. He and everyone else were just dumb country boys. Someone had heard about one of their guys who wasn't around any more, how he had won a posthumous medal and got to go home, and they all wanted one, yoo..

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u/TranslatorOk5782 Larsoc/0313 17h ago

Yeah ur stuck as a boot, sorry fam

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u/Heckle_Jeckle Veteran 1d ago

10 years with no Good Cookie Medal? Command must love you!

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u/BookkeeperConfident1 Reserves 1d ago

Officers dont get good cookies

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u/Radiant_Community312 22h ago

He’d have a national
Defense if he had a terrorism service ???

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u/echo-4-romeo my knees hurt 1d ago

10 years and no good cookie is crazy you gotta try to get caught at that point

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u/DangerBrewin Whiskey Locker Recruit 1d ago

Well, he’s an officer, so…

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u/echo-4-romeo my knees hurt 11h ago

Honestly didn’t know they weren’t eligible for it

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u/DangerBrewin Whiskey Locker Recruit 5h ago

They’re not. That’s why he doesn’t have one.

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u/expertprogr4mmer 15h ago

I'm a SSgt with 2 hash marks and no good cookie. Thats literally my stack too. Wouldnt say I tried to get caught, but the stuff I was getting up to was just not worth hiding, like chucking eggs at my Plt Sgt's window when I was a Lance lol

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u/KingNothing1999 bend metal and breakstuff (sometimes on purpose) 23h ago

Either you've been in for ten years and haven't served 3 consecutive years without getting an NJP, or you are owed a good conduct medal. That would make it 4 medals at least.

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u/green_weenie 23h ago

10 years and not even a NAM as an O? Seems off. Like an EOT or something? 👀

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u/Weaponized-toaster Training Cycle Veteran 23h ago

No good cookie? 💀