r/TwoSentenceHappiness • • Apr 07 '23

MOD POST [MOD] Idea for a community consensus based post removal system

19 Upvotes

I know that the happiness of a story is often subjective, which can cause problems as moderators can only decide to take action on potentially unhappy posts or not based on their subjective view. Therefore, I have thought up something. For posts that I (or other mods if they decide to use the system or the community) are unsure about, mods may leave a comment like this:

Community, if you think this post is happy, upvote this comment, otherwise, downvote this comment.

OP, be advised, your post may be removed if this comment’s karma falls below a certain threshold.

(General note: This is a new system I may start using with posts I or the community are unsure about. Feel free to let me know what you think.)”

The exact karma threshold for the comment to fall below to warrant post removal as well as what the content of the comment itself should be are not by any means set in stone, nor is this system official per say.

It was more of an idea that I am personally using, but I wanted to run it by the community as a whole.

I am open to any feedback, suggestions, questions or whatever else.


r/TwoSentenceHappiness • • Sep 06 '21

MOD POST [MOD] Please read both sentences before reporting a story.

66 Upvotes

We have a lot of posts that start off scary or sad, then end happy, so please read both sentences before reporting.


r/TwoSentenceHappiness • • 2d ago

A Little Family in a Messy World

2 Upvotes

Today, my final paper came to an end,

A little more freedom, a little more time with friends.

We wandered to a lake, with no grand view,

Just four little ducks and a sky of blue.

The water was muddy, the lake far from clean,

Yet the sweetest little family swam through the scene.

No complaints about the world they knew,

Just ripples of peace as they quietly flew—

Not through the sky, but across the water,

A little family, each beside the other.

And I stood there watching, with thoughts of my own,

How even in places where beauty seems gone,

Life finds a way to be gentle and kind,

Leaving little reminders for a wandering mind.

Perhaps happiness isn't a perfect place,

Or a beautiful world with a flawless face.

Perhaps it's having your people nearby,

A little love beneath an ordinary sky.

And as we laughed, with our exams finally through,

Those four little ducks taught me something new:

You don't need a perfect world to make life sweet,

Just a little love and the ones who make you complete. 🤍


r/TwoSentenceHappiness • • 2d ago

My mom learned to read so she could read my book.

26 Upvotes

I’m Brazilian, and I’m the author of *War Zone*.
I was expelled from school at 14. Years later, I returned to the same school as a teacher.
Today, I live in the United States and work in education.
But one of the most important moments of my life was when my mom learned to read so she could finally read my book.


r/TwoSentenceHappiness • • 4d ago

I'm happy because my childhood best friend is in town

14 Upvotes

I haven't seen him in years but he's come back in town for a bit and we get to catch up!


r/TwoSentenceHappiness • • 5d ago

Today I started a book club; we're going to start reading a romance novel.

9 Upvotes

We'll start with ''The Notebook''. There are five of us friends, and I think it'll be a fun way to take our minds off things 🥰


r/TwoSentenceHappiness • • 7d ago

When I came home from work, my daughter started crying and she wouldn't stop.

146 Upvotes

I knew she would love the new puppy that I brought her.


r/TwoSentenceHappiness • • 8d ago

Personal Success “Oh no… my grades just got posted….” I cried to my boyfriend.

55 Upvotes

A+ in both classes.


r/TwoSentenceHappiness • • 8d ago

I prayed for flowers.

47 Upvotes

So God sent rain.


r/TwoSentenceHappiness • • 9d ago

"Rest now" my wife says as I close my weary eyes.

85 Upvotes

"and when you wake up we can have french toast" I hear as I slowly drift to sleep


r/TwoSentenceHappiness • • 10d ago

“Do you take this person to be your lawfully wedded spouse, to have and to hold, for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, until death parts you?"

100 Upvotes

“I do.”


r/TwoSentenceHappiness • • 12d ago

Bittersweet I was buttoning up my pants after using the restroom.

30 Upvotes

Then, and only then had I realized I was in my bathroom at home.


r/TwoSentenceHappiness • • 16d ago

Back for the first time

10 Upvotes

Never been happier


r/TwoSentenceHappiness • • 17d ago

roll your eyes at the past

15 Upvotes

and smile towards the future


r/TwoSentenceHappiness • • 19d ago

Perfect Friendships The bandits surrounded the little girl on all sides.

60 Upvotes

Her massive bear friend managed to send them all fleeing, even hopelessly pinning their leader underneath his massive rump.


r/TwoSentenceHappiness • • 22d ago

Perfect Friendships The wolf caught up to the stray beagle, and the beagle froze in mortal terror.

58 Upvotes

The wolf smelled the beagle all over, and finally licked the beagle's head; and the beagle knew he had finally found his forever home.

(Fun note, this is a real thing that sometimes happens)


r/TwoSentenceHappiness • • 23d ago

Perfect Friendships I spent my childhood playing in abandoned buildings pretending to be James Bond with my older brother and he taught me to place my finger between my nose and mouth to stop myself from sneezing after I kept getting caught while trying to sneak through a vent.

194 Upvotes

This trick saved my life and might've stopped world war three after I became a spy for MI6.


r/TwoSentenceHappiness • • 23d ago

My eyes shut tight as I fell backwards towards the ground.

17 Upvotes

Just like I knew he would, my trusted friend caught me in the trust fall exercise.


r/TwoSentenceHappiness • • 24d ago

The little girl and her family walked into the movie theater expecting another "Indiana Jones" copy

165 Upvotes

27 years later, she is still fascinated by Ancient Egypt and studying history, inspired by the film that changed her life forever


r/TwoSentenceHappiness • • 24d ago

Willa asks her big sister, Bella "What if no one likes me? Then I won't have any friends."

56 Upvotes

Bella smiles and ruffles her little sister's hair "Impossible, and even if it is, we're sisters, I'm your first and forever friend, don't you forget it."


r/TwoSentenceHappiness • • 25d ago

My husband forgot our anniversary.

42 Upvotes

I'd forgotten as well, and we had such a good laugh that my MIL had to come into the room to ask what was so funny.


r/TwoSentenceHappiness • • 26d ago

I stared at the bill knowing I didn't have the funds but I needed to pay my share to make sure he didn't think I owed him anything like my last few dates.

104 Upvotes

I realized things were different this time as he said, "I've got this" and then offered to call me a cab to take me home.


r/TwoSentenceHappiness • • 27d ago

Love Story Feels Together they’d faced many dangers - fought the ancient Lich, forsook their names to save a town then stole new ones from the Dread Nameless King, navigated the Pathless Abyss and come out the other side, but still Amira hesitated.

104 Upvotes

Gathering all her courage, carefully hard-won, she dropped to one knee and asked Sarah the scariest question.


r/TwoSentenceHappiness • • 26d ago

Does anyone else miss the days when happiness came in a pencil box?

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2 Upvotes

r/TwoSentenceHappiness • • 27d ago

My dog Canelo passed away two weeks ago, and honestly, I'm so happy to have had him in my life.

2 Upvotes

It's a mix of emotions, obviously, I cried a lot over him, but these past few days I've been spending time remembering him and looking at his photos, and all I can think is how much I love him and that I'll never stop loving him. See you soon, buddy :)💕