r/TopCharacterTropes • u/Alternative_Turn8863 • 5h ago
Lore (Mixed trope) ridiculous plot/story
Cripple wolf- a crippled Vietnam veteran who is unaware he's a werewolf goes on a massive passenger plane dedicated to fetishes. He accidentally turns into a feral werewolf that slaughters hundreds of people and fights a superhero with the punching force of a panzer lll and turns multiple people including a baby into werewolf's, he runs people over and other shenanigans. It's a hilarious short story that's worth checking out.
Ass goblins of Auschwitz- ass goblins invade kidland a relatively peaceful planet full of kids. The MCs are conjoined twins who along with other kids are turned into slaves to make food, bicycles, cider and alot more out of dead kids. The conjoined twins are experimented on to become more monstrous in appearance. IMO this book sucks but has a bat shit insane story with the ass goblins wanting to gain childhood since they're all born adults and are jealous of the kids innocents and happiness.
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u/DrNomblecronch 4h ago
It takes place at the height of the aforementioned war crimes. The orcs have descended on a caravan of elven refugees and are doing exactly what you thought "that's probably too far, right?" about as you started reading this sentence.
The line is;
"Pass me another elf, sergeant, this one's split."
And I am serious when I say that, after what this book had done to me up until this point, I was elated to read it. I thought it was fantastic. It's The Worst Thing To Say, with absolutely no contest. It's magnificent.