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Discussion Burglary suspect dives through closed window to escape oklahoma county deputy

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u/Kalpazen 1d ago

He coulda ran after him shit

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u/InsufficientClone 1d ago

Just follow the blood trail, plate glass is no joke

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 1d ago

I about died once because I put my hand threw one of these on accident, it was a nightmare

Dude is likely bleeding real bad

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u/Initial_Row_6400 1d ago

Glazier here. Yea that shits dangerous as fuck. Worst injuries I saw was from windows. I had a coworker that was deglazing a window from a ladder outside of a house. He got the window out and it fell over the top of his head. It mainly got his ear from the top down. It was dangling off down by the lobe

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u/InsufficientClone 1d ago

Also a glazier, job I hate most is mirrors, but I specialize in glass shower enclosure, so mostly deal with 3/4in tempered

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u/Initial_Row_6400 1d ago

Yea my specialty was 3/8-1”, office enclosures, high end true frameless, 380 systems, return barn door showers. Did pressure stop and curtain wall for a while before that. Still the most dangerous shit is always annealed tho unless you get crushed by some heavy glass

Oh and god damn gym mirror systems. I could knock those out quick but Jesus they were annoying to deal with

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u/InsufficientClone 1d ago

Strip club jobs always fun 🤩

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u/ThaGreatFilter 22h ago

Mirrors don't scare me as much as they used to because of the safety backing they come with now.

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u/Righteousaffair999 1d ago

If he moves slow enough it will just be body recovery anyways.

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u/Vivid_Discount6495 1d ago

There's a video online about some pissed ex punching the window of this woman's house and immediately regrets it as blood starts pouring out of his arm lol.

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u/RockstarAgent 1d ago

That’s why he was gonna shoot him because he can’t run after him.

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u/Beginning-Parfait938 1d ago

One of the funniest but saddest videos I've ever seen was a cop wrestling with a suspect. The suspect was able to get up and get to his bike and gott away but the cop took about 5-7 buisness days to just get on his knees to catch his breath.

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u/refusedisposable 1d ago

I did t get sad from that video…just funny.

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u/xChoke1x 1d ago

Good ol Columbus Ohio. Lol

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u/NarwhalAdditional340 1d ago

It’s always Ohio

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u/God_Bless_A_Merkin 1d ago

*run. “Ran” is the simple past tense. “Have run” is the perfect. You want “He could have run” or “He coulda run”.

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u/TotientEC 1d ago

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u/God_Bless_A_Merkin 1d ago

I am a proud member of the Grammar Police. A lieutenant, as a matter of fact.

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u/Careful-Sell-9877 1d ago

I think you mean *ranned

The correct sentence is:

"The cop could of ranned after him shit"

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 1d ago

Dude likely got super cut up from that glass when he dove threw the window, and if that is the case he wont get far

Hopefully make it to a hospital to stop the bleeding before being arrested