r/thesopranos • u/scrubadam • 10h ago
Is it belivable these guys could beat anyone up ?
I mean muscles marinara sure I give you that.
Johnny Sac beats a guy unconscious and pisses on him. He is a nearly 60 year old man that smokes 3 packs a day. He would barf up a lung on the first swing.
Phil Lenoardo cracks Benny good but the guy is like 80 and had a heart attack.
Benny is like 4 foot 6 he is about as intimidating as a Cosette.
Christopher does arm curls that one time but aside from his massive beak he looks about as strong as Geroge Raft. He surely has no brains.
Feech. He was older than the electric light bulb and could barely move.
Bobby was a big guy but it was 93% fat. If he sat on you fine vut outside of that unless there was Karen's ziti around he couldn't even see his own shoe laces.
Patsy and his tall goofy friend? Lol they looked like door to door Bible salesmen.
Even Ralphie. He could barely beat up that guy and needed Jackie Jr.
Now I will give some credit. I did beleive Richie could take the Jackeet. Tony pre being shot seemed like he could go. Sean and Dino looked like they could brawl. Paulie I would not fuck with no matter how old of a man he is.
But then you see guys like Vtio Eugene Walden Butchie Doc or any of those other old middle aged fooks and you really gotta suspenders you beliefs that these guys were beating up people.
