r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/GreenHero_25 • 4h ago
r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/GojiraWho • Dec 25 '18
Meta [M] TL;DR: The Monkey's Paw story
TL;DR2 at bottom
Some people have mentioned they wanted to see a tl;dr of the original story.
The story focuses on Mr. White, Mrs. White, and their adult son Herbert.
An old family friend named Sergeant-Major Morris shows up at the White's house sharing stories of his adventures. During the talks Morris pulls out an old mummified monkey's paw, said to have a spell placed on it to grant three men three wishes each. Morris used his three, as had another man. Morris wants to dispose of it, but worries about selling it. So he throws it in the fire. Mr. White rescues the paw despite Morris' warnings about messing with fate, but eventually Morris gives in and shares the secret of making a wish.
Morris leaves after supper and Mr. White is unsure of what to wish for, feeling he has everything he needs. He ends up wishing for £200 to pay off the rest of his mortgage and the paw moves in his hand. After Mr. And Mrs. White go to bed, Herbert sees a vivid monkey face in the fire, so he puts it out and goes to bed.
The next day Herbert goes to work at a factory. He dies in an accident. He got caught in the machinery. His work sends a representative home to tell the family that the business claims no fault, but as compensation will pay them £200. Mr. White faints.
Mrs. White is angry and grief stricken, she demands that Mr. White wishes their son back to life, and he does so.
Some time passes and loud knocking on the door sounds. Mrs. White realizes it may have taken so long for the knocking after the wish because Herbert would to walk two miles home from the graveyard.
Mrs. White races downstairs to open the door, and Mr. White, fearing that it is the mutilated body of his son, made his third wish. As Mrs. White opened the door, there's nothing to be seen.
The difference between the Monkey's Paw vs. say, a genie who is also known to cause chaos with wishes, is that the Monkey's Paw is meant to twist fate to achieve your goals, and the consequences of it. Specifically what events cause the wish to come true. Someone died to make Mr. White gain money. No one died after he got the money. A genie would make the £200 counterfeit or meaningless in some way. Herbert became a zombie (maybe) to be able to go home.
Granted, the results of the 2nd and 3rd wishes are more ambiguous, and there's some debate about what actually happened. The story itself gives theories but no firm answers.
I'm not here to pass judgement on people's wishes or answers, or the spirit of the subreddit, just passing this along since a few people have been asking for something like this, and It's fitting for the sub to have a summary of the story somewhere.
Tl;dr for the tl;dr: Man wishes for £200 and his son dies as a result. He wishes his son back alive and a loud knocking is heard on the door. His third wish makes whatever is knocking vanish.
Edit(s): correcting some details, readability
r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/GreenHero_25 • 8h ago
I wish all humans were like plants with both reproductive parts, capable of both impregnating and getting pregnant. NSFW
To clarify, this wish would completely restructure human anatomy to mirror monoecious plants. Every single human on Earth would naturally develop a dual reproductive system containing both fully functional male and female organs.
There would no longer be distinct biological sexes. Instead, every person would produce both types of gametes. This means any two consenting adults could choose who carries the child, or both individuals could theoretically become pregnant by each other at the same time. The physical toll of carrying a pregnancy would remain the same, but the biological barriers to who can conceive or carry a child would be completely erased, making reproduction universally accessible to every single human being.
r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/MerlinGrandCaster • 1h ago
I wish I had video game style thirst and hunger bars on the edge of my vision
the bars do not block a significant portion of my view, and they disappear when my eyes are closed
r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/GreenHero_25 • 1d ago
I wish my dick was as long as a boa constrictor. NSFW
r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/Armin_Arlert_1000000 • 1h ago
I wish the far right would stop calling mass migration an invasion
r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/Armin_Arlert_1000000 • 1h ago
Inverse [INV] Granted. The United States joined the Axis in WW2.
r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/Negative-Garden-6013 • 3h ago
Inverse [INV] Granted. Via self-inflicted electroshock therapy.
r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/Hotdog_McEskimo • 7h ago
I wish my house thermostat had instant temperature adjustment. And I wish the range of degrees went all the way from 0 to Graham's number
r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/Armin_Arlert_1000000 • 16h ago
Inverse [INV] Granted. You find out Meowbahh really is God. And she's a cruel god. In fact, all the suffering in the world is a result of her trolling and rage baiting humanity on a cosmic scale.
r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/ChatotAbby • 12h ago
Side-Effects I wish that every tyrannical head of government transformed into a T-Rex.
r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/Negative-Garden-6013 • 15h ago
Inverse [INV] You find yourself to be the main dish in a four-course meal at a banquet between many of the most prominent world leaders today.
r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/GreenHero_25 • 8h ago
I wish every male got a harem for their 18th birthday. NSFW
r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/GreenHero_25 • 1d ago
I wish to create a new invention that makes me millions.
r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/RyTheMusicAddict • 1d ago
I wish it was no longer normalized to say "bless you" after someone sneezes
r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/GreenHero_25 • 1d ago
I wish every single video game had a movie adaptation and every movie had a video game adaptation.
r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/Armin_Arlert_1000000 • 1d ago
Inverse [INV] Granted. Epstein went to Atlantis and trafficked mermaid children
r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/ColdProfessor • 1d ago
I wish that instead of pushing AI so hard, tech companies had developed excellent-quality, affordable for all, water-proof computers.
You know. Some real innovation.
r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/GreenHero_25 • 1d ago