Game Chat: 9/27 Rangers (80-81) @ Twins (76-85) 2:10 PM

[u/Rangers_Bot]

Rangers (80-81) @ Twins (76-85)

First Pitch: 2:10 PM at Target Field

Team	Starter	TV	Radio
Rangers	MacKenzie Gore (8-11, 4.59 ERA)
Twins	Dean Kremer (4-5, 4.97 ERA)

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Line Score - Game Over

	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	R	H	E	LOB
TEX	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	1	2	4	6	0	1
MIN	1	0	2	0	2	0	0	1		6	10	0	8

Box Score

MIN		AB	R	H	RBI	BB	SO	BA
RF	Keaschall	2	3	0	0	2	0	.282
SS	Culpepper, K	5	0	1	0	0	3	.274
DH	Bell	2	1	1	3	1	1	.255
C	Jeffers	3	0	2	1	1	0	.256
2B	Clemens	4	0	1	1	0	0	.239
1B	Lewis, R	4	1	2	1	0	1	.227
3B	Lee, B	4	0	1	0	0	0	.253
LF	Martin	3	0	0	0	1	1	.228
CF	Jenkins	4	1	2	0	0	0	.226

MIN	IP	H	R	ER	BB	SO	P-S	ERA
Kremer	7.0	3	1	1	0	4	74-49	4.68
Minter	1.0	1	1	1	0	0	9-7	2.56
Morris	1.0	2	2	2	0	1	16-12	4.40

TEX		AB	R	H	RBI	BB	SO	BA
RF	Nimmo	4	1	1	0	0	0	.260
LF	Langford	4	0	1	0	0	0	.238
SS	Seager	4	1	1	2	0	0	.227
1B	Burger	4	0	0	0	0	2	.228
CF	Duran, E	4	0	0	0	0	1	.260
DH	Osuna, A	2	0	0	0	0	2	.260
DH	Díaz, E	1	1	1	1	0	0	.234
C	Jansen, D	3	1	1	1	0	0	.203
2B	Lopez, N	2	0	1	0	0	0	.270
2B	Foscue	1	0	0	0	0	0	.271
CF	Carter	1	0	0	0	0	0	.194
3B	Freeman, C	1	0	0	0	0	0	.247

TEX	IP	H	R	ER	BB	SO	P-S	ERA
Gore	2.1	1	1	1	1	0	25-15	4.58
Silseth	0.1	2	2	2	0	1	11-8	3.60
Garcia, R	0.1	0	0	0	0	0	4-2	2.41
Alexander, T	1.0	2	1	1	1	0	16-8	3.70
Junis	0.1	0	1	1	3	1	21-8	3.64
Montgomery, J	2.2	2	0	0	0	3	38-25	4.15
Bradford	1.0	3	1	1	0	1	23-15	4.30

Scoring Plays

Inning	Event	Score
B1	Josh Bell out on a sacrifice fly to center fielder Evan Carter. Luke Keaschall scores.	1-0
T3	Danny Jansen homers (8) on a fly ball to left center field.	1-1
B3	Josh Bell homers (21) on a fly ball to right field. Luke Keaschall scores.	3-1
B5	Ryan Jeffers walks. Walker Jenkins scores. Luke Keaschall to 3rd. Josh Bell to 2nd.	4-1
B5	Kody Clemens singles on a line drive to center fielder Evan Carter. Luke Keaschall scores. Josh Bell to 3rd. Ryan Jeffers to 2nd.	5-1
T8	Elias Díaz homers (8) on a fly ball to left center field.	5-2
B8	Royce Lewis homers (15) on a line drive to center field.	6-2
T9	Corey Seager homers (20) on a fly ball to right center field. Brandon Nimmo scores.	6-4

Highlights

Description	Length
Probable pitchers for Rangers at Twins - September 27, 2026	0:06
MacKenzie Gore against the Twins	0:08
Bullpen availability for Texas, September 27 vs Twins	0:09
Bullpen availability for Minnesota, September 27 vs Rangers	0:09
Bench availability for Texas, September 27 vs Twins	0:08
Bench availability for Minnesota, September 27 vs Rangers	0:08
Starting lineups for Rangers at Twins - September 27, 2026	0:10
Fielding alignment for Texas, September 27 vs Twins	0:11
Josh Bell: Home Run Statcast Analysis	0:12
A deep dive into Danny Jansen's home run	0:11
Visualizing Josh Bell's swing using bat tracking technology	0:11
Measuring the stats on Royce Lewis' home run	0:13
An animated look at Royce Lewis' home run	0:11
Josh Bell's sacrifice fly	0:19
Wyatt Langford singles, ball not caught after review	0:54
Ball 2 overturned after ABS challenge	0:22
Ezequiel Duran called out on strikes after ABS	0:21
Dean Kremer fans Alejandro Osuna, strikes out side	0:07
Danny Jansen's solo homer (8)	0:37
Josh Bell's two-run homer (21)	0:29
Strike 1 confirmed after ABS challenge	0:23
Ball 1 confirmed after ABS challenge	0:22
Ryan Jeffers' RBI walk	0:07
Kody Clemens' RBI single	0:19
Strike 2 confirmed after ABS challenge	0:23
Elias Díaz's solo homer (8)	0:29
Dean Kremer's strong start vs. Rangers	1:34
Royce Lewis's solo home run (15)	0:31
Corey Seager's two-run homer (20)	0:19
Strike 1 confirmed after ABS challenge	0:23
Ezequiel Duran flies out to left fielder Austin Martin.	0:21

Decisions

Winning Pitcher	Losing Pitcher	Save
Kremer (5-5, 4.68 ERA)	Silseth (3-4, 3.60 ERA)

Game ended at 4:40 PM.

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[u/BeeComposite]

Regardless of how it goes, let me repeat that it has been a great privilege to share this season with all of you guys. After my “I’ll never watch baseball again” mood fades, I can’t wait to do the same during the next season.

[u/SaddestClown → u/BeeComposite]

Hopefully we get some baseball next season

[u/BeeComposite → u/SaddestClown]

Agreed. Fortunately MiLB won’t be affected so if we have no Rangers I’ll have a good reason to watch some of our prospects. Might even attend a few Round Rock and Frisco games.

[u/kaiserj1982]

Twins fans here. Please win. I don't want Houston to make it to the playoffs.

[u/CT-1738 → u/kaiserj1982]

Talk to your guys man 😭 would help if they rolled over for us 😭😭

[u/Individual_Heron_171 → u/kaiserj1982]

Can you phone a friend?

[u/theaceonthemound → u/kaiserj1982]

man help us

[u/KillerKole981788]

At least I saw Andrew McCutchen as a Ranger

[u/YaKnowEstacado → u/KillerKole981788]

Jeez that feels like a million years ago

[u/Jlibs_21]

The entire front office must be sacked and this org must catch up to industry standard front office practices if we expect to compete in the future

[u/SaddestClown]

The good news is the Astros will likely be the answer to a trivia question about the first team in the playoffs without a winning record

[u/Longjumping-Air-3725]

TIE GAME AND A’S GOT OUT OF A BASES LOADED JAM. LETS GO

[u/Remarkable_Junket619]

Skip is the worst fucking bullpen manager in the sport

[u/beefytrout]

so the Astros will have the dishonor of being the first team in MLB to make the postseason without a winning record

[u/sqdq]

LET'S GO RANGERS 👏👏 👏👏👏

[u/pookiesbiggestfan10 → u/sqdq]

This is how I feel because im at the game in Minneapolis! LOL

[u/A1ucardBe1mont]

Best outcome is Rangers win, Astros lose. Funniest outcome is both teams lose and the Astros advance to the post season with a losing record. Either way, Astros need to lose.

[u/tumbledweed__]

[u/tumbledweed__ → u/tumbledweed__]

https://giphy.com/gifs/55itGuoAJiZEEen9gg

[u/_Juntao]

Can't believe we actually went out and traded for this bum. Good season guys see you next year

[u/imulluvemushine]

Skip REALLY wanted his vacation to start early

[u/SaddestClown → u/imulluvemushine]

I assumed this season was his vacation based on the effort he put into it

[u/imulluvemushine → u/imulluvemushine]

And to add on to this, unless they buy him out we’ve got 3 more years of this shit.

[u/Shanknuts]

Shhhhh...it's better this way (slowly pushes the hospital pillow over this team's head)

[u/mattyboy323]

I hate that we lost control. We can win today and it might not even matter.

[u/rsf0626 → u/mattyboy323]

We several chances. Nobody else to blame but ourselves

[u/SaddestClown]

I need three things to happen today. Rangers win, Astros loss and Angels win. Something about the Angels being the only team to not lose 100 games in a season just seems so innocent that I need it to continue for another season.

[u/YouLostByReadingThis]

Honestly my least favorite scenario is both teams win, because then we really missed the postseason by 1 freaking game. If both lose at least I can laugh about an under .500 team making the playoffs and if we lose they win we lost out by 2 games which is easier to stomach imo. Let's just play and see what happens lol.

[u/coolton1]

Why do you decide to change what you’ve been doing the whole season? Normally, you want your starter to go 5 or 6 and then bullpen after that. Why do you do something completely different that is out of a lot of these players comfort zones when your season is on the line?

[u/JMFBLACK → u/coolton1]

I dont like the move to Silseth, but Gore didnt have it at all today.

[u/sud0w00d0]

God damnit. Bell, you’re from Dallas and your team has nothing to play for, you couldn’t go easy on us?

[u/Rangers_Doomer]

This season has made me not even want a 2027 season. I think we deserve a year break.

[u/Good_Dream_6763 → u/Rangers_Doomer]

Not me, I know Ill be hungry for more

[u/finsup_FTJ]

Well, we technically played meaningful baseball until game 162. Haha. Still sucks

[u/SaddestClown]

In high school I got stranded at bat when the season ended on a dumb running mistake. I'll never forget the relief I felt because I probably would have ended it but instead people acted like I would have hit one out and changed the world.

[u/Bjornidentity22 → u/SaddestClown]

Was I your teammate who made the dumb running mistake? I got picked off at 2nd to end the season and the batter later thanked me so he wasn’t the final out

[u/tumbledweed__]

get you some rest, boys—you’ll get ‘em next year.

[u/MrEluusiVe]

Daydreaming of Walcotts inevitable debut next season (whenever that may be)

[u/MemoryTime1303]

Houston had lost 5/7 but this team is so mid they couldn’t take advantage of it while playing shitty teams. Thank god the clown show is over

[u/Confident_Range3376]

It's extremely fitting that the Rangers are going out like this: with a whimper and no fight.

[u/MemoryTime1303]

25th in runs scored. 22nd in team ERA. Bottom 10 in virtually every offensive category. 20 blown saves. This is not a good team and in a normal division they are eliminated a month ago

[u/Good_Dream_6763]

Very unlikely but I hope Diaz and Lopez are still with us next season

[u/beefytrout]

Seager, my GOAT

[u/BeeComposite]

Current mood explained:

Brad Pitt: “How can you not be romantic about baseball?”

Me: “Be a Texas Rangers fan.”

All jokes aside… let’s go!!

[u/_Juntao]

Astros go down 1-2-3. Let's get some runs a's

[u/CT-1738]

Yall think Evo is maybe available for 6, maybe 7 innings?

[u/wm80 → u/CT-1738]

A little Bengay should get him another 95 pitches

[u/natebark]

A’s are trying to give us a chance

[u/Remarkable_Junket619 → u/natebark]

They're playing like it's Game 7 of the WS lmao

[u/SaddestClown]

They're trying to sell 2027 season tickets on the radio. Read the room!

[u/SaddestClown]

Guys, it's been real. Skip fucked us one last time.

[u/Automatic_Flan_378]

It just sucks that the As pitching is so bad but I can tell they are actually trying to win. The only way they pull it off is to outslug. Then we are over here doing dumb shit

[u/rumdrums]

Can I confess that I hope to never see Silseth again

[u/harralexa1993]

With how the Astros have taken care of business against the A’s I’m reminded of our last road trip there. We went 2-5 on a trip to Oakland and Anaheim when they needed to at minimum go 4-3 and ideally 5-2. That road trip is what killed this season. Yes they could’ve played better against the Mets and Twins but you don’t even have to worry about that if you beat teams who on paper you are better than.

[u/sud0w00d0 → u/harralexa1993]

Eh, you could point to any number of dozens of other things that potentially killed the season. With it coming down this close, we really only needed a game or two to end up differently (not losing the season series and tiebreaker to Houston for example). But yeah that road trip sucked and was very unhelpful and frustrating

[u/gtaylor33]

I have placed my rangers gear, except one cool looking hat, in a plastic bin and placed it in a storage closet. I look forward to pulling it out again in March 2027. Go rangers.

[u/killacam9220]

Team looks so ready for hunting and fishing and beaches etc. not playoff baseball

[u/WillH699]

2026 was meant to be a rebuild year, and now fast forward to the end of the season, this team was rebuilt so badly, it looked like a tower that was built so poorly, it collapsed mid-construction.

if i was Rangers upper management, i'm blowing it up again, and this time, full on blow it up, fire the manager and the other coaches and start trading older players off or let them out of their contract and built the team up from scratch with new younger and better players and a new manager and coaching staff.

this team sucks so bad, the fans needs to start chanting "Sell The Team" at upper management, give the Rangers owner the same treatment as the owners of the Mavericks and Jerry Jones.

[u/centexgoodguy]

I’m sad, but they say that misery loves company so I guess I’m loving that we are all here for the final game of the season.

[u/Individual_Heron_171 → u/centexgoodguy]

I love you too.

[u/Triple_Crown14 → u/centexgoodguy]

Baseball is my first sports love so even if the Rangers aren’t in the postseason dance I’ll still be watching. October is just always an exciting time of year.

[u/kirobaito88]

Feels somehow poetic that the same guy who got blasted out of this universe in game 3 of the ALDS against us in 2023 mows us down without even a fight in 2026.

[u/Bandt143]

I know that the Astros’ voodoo makes the playoffs unlikely for us, but I hope that the Rangers don’t scoreboard watch during the game. Just go do all you can do, and find out later whether you are in.

[u/Designer_Sir_4793]

Astros lead MLB in home runs. Wild how mid they are.

[u/ChaseTx]

Do or die. But even if we do we still probably die. Oh well

[u/_Juntao]

Rangers win comfortably and astros get walked off in extras

But enough about my dream last night

[u/CT-1738]

Absolutely brutal AB, 2 balls called strikes that Zeke doesn’t challenge then gets a break and the get the challenge. Good grief man

[u/AdeptMeringue42]

Silseth just ended our season. Why pull Gore?

[u/sloyoroll → u/AdeptMeringue42]

Good thing we switched pitchers for no reason!!

[u/Der_Dunkinmeister]

Great idea Skip. See yall next season.

[u/CircaIsBad]

See you on the other side of the lockout, gents. 🫡

[u/KillerKole981788]

Well guys it was a good terrible run

[u/Outrageous_Hyena_778]

I knew they would do this. Give us hope and then let us down at the last minute

[u/gtaylor33]

I’ve brought out the championship bobbles for this luck…

[u/RangerLover92]

Earlier this month, the Astros took 3/4 from the White Sox in Houston and go 5-2 against them. Can Chicago get payback?

[u/halpmiidk]

at least we took control of our destiny by losing this game. we won't give the astros the satisfaction of having taken it from us. we gave it to them.

[u/Haha_ok6969]

Isn't letting everyone have a chance to play the last game a little league thing???

[u/beefle]

Not even Danny Jansen can save us now :(

[u/SaddestClown]

Radio is trying to talk Josh Bell into coming to Arlington to be closer to home

[u/mohammadali916]

Shouldn’t have came down to game 162. Unfortunate. Wish we never lost Jung and got to see some guys like Lopez and Osuna play more than they did. Also wish we can just see a full year of seager healthy.

See yall in the off season / during the lock out

[u/220BakerStreet]

Everything else aside I’m glad we got Monty back

[u/Ceondoc]

See yall... in 202(?)

[u/Individual_Heron_171 → u/Ceondoc]

…2023

https://giphy.com/gifs/7TZvWKVkm0xXi

[u/Automatic_Flan_378]

Guys it doesn't matter Trashstros are wiping the As

[u/sqdq → u/Automatic_Flan_378]

They just need two runs, then two more runs, then two more runs, then two more runs, then one more run. Be patient.

[u/sqdq]

It's been a fun ride to the middle. As always, it's been a pleasure hanging out with all of y'all during this season. Time to watch the Cowboys inevitably go 8-9, then it's volleyball season, then Spring Training! Be nice to each other, drink water and spend time with people you care about.

LET'S GO RANGERS!!!!!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/CbY83hpLkcrZe

[u/RangerLover92]

Well, this is it. One team's season comes to a bitter and merciful end, while the other's will have their miserable 2026 season continue for at least two more games. What will it be fellas?

[u/luchajefe → u/RangerLover92]

The other's will come to a bitter and merciful end in front of a few more people.

[u/Apprehensive-Bike311]

The only frustration I’ll have with this year is if we miss the playoffs which is the most likely outcome is that we were so close even with Seager and Jung missing so much time we might miss it by 1 game and any of these blown games throughout the year could’ve tipped the scale

[u/Alivaronas]

And the A’s are starting a 6.19 ERA pitcher today.

[u/Plenty_Deal2454]

Yankee fan coming in peace(my dad is a rangers fan tho.) play today, win today. I’ll be rooting for yall. I’d love to see the Yankees/rangers in a ALDS or CS. We are going to the AL wild card in NY, hopefully the rangers make me broker and I have to go back

[u/BeeComposite]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT9IgEx8SbQ0teblUQ

[u/A1ucardBe1mont]

I've believed in Jansen since the walk-off vs the Rockies. Love to see it

[u/A_Yummy_Egg323]

Thank you gore

I’m scared of silseth

[u/Automatic_Flan_378]

I mean I get it you want good matchups but I swear that maybe him getting us at least 4 would be smart

[u/CaughtALiteSneez]

Why Silseth? Is Skip trying to lose??

[u/Knuxsn]

Jeez. Fucking Silseth.

[u/MrEluusiVe]

Not that it matters. A’s are shitting their pants. Been a pleasure experiencing this season with you all. It’s been a season

[u/Der_Dunkinmeister]

Special thank you to this bullpen for blowing so many games

[u/JMFBLACK]

God willing, we see more than a few new faces come next April.

[u/II1III11]

The quality of the at bats for both the Rangers hitting and pitching has been pretty terrible, probably worse than the score.

[u/wm80]

Whichever way it goes, thank you all for welcoming me into your fandom! It’s been fun yelling at stuff!

[u/beefytrout]

hindsight is 20/20, but it sure looks like letting Venable move on was a massive fuckup

[u/CT-1738]

Well, at least my cat has chosen to nap on me during this game. Gotta enjoy the little things in life when your team SUCKS

[u/ngonzales0722]

might as well enjoy some baseball while we have it. may not next year . it was a fun season

[u/absolutely_not_ATF]

What is it about DFW sports man…

[u/wm80]

I think Dave just called Foscue Duran, so he might be checked out too

[u/fusillijhericurl]

Fuck me

[u/sqdq]

Remember when Corey went to FRISCO. That was weird.

[u/ADirtNastyPoot]

If I’m Mackenzie Gore, I’m fucking pissed and confused why my manager didn’t believe in me to win this game.

[u/fusillijhericurl]

Well ill see you fucks next year

[u/Blue_Magics]

Atleast we ended the season with one last Seager bomb

[u/Reveriessssa]

Was a pleasure everyone. Same time next year?

[u/centexgoodguy → u/Reveriessssa]

Yes. Let’s make it a date.

[u/_Juntao]

It's a miracle this team even won 80 games. The hitting is bad, the pitching is bad, and the defense was bad this year. All 3 phases were shit yet we still somehow managed 80 wins when this probably should've been a 65 win team

[u/_Juntao]

Silver lining (maybe I don't know) it wouldn't have mattered if we won this game anyway.

Astros finished the season winning 4 out of their last 6 like a good franchise does. Rangers finished the season losing 4 out of their last 6 like a bad franchise does

[u/sqdq]

Silseth is so corny. I can stand adult tantrums. Don't be mad, be better.

[u/blazeisbaseball]

Skip Schumaker is ruining the season with his bullpen bullshit. Countless games lost because of his garbage decision making. Infuriating.

[u/beefytrout]

Reminder that even if Gore was tossing a perfect game, it wouldn't matter because the A's are laying down.

[u/TheTangoFox]

When it mattered the most... they shit the bed

[u/rsf0626]

Nobody to blame but ourselves for missing the playoffs

[u/Dubyaelsqdover8]

[u/A_Yummy_Egg323]

I know it’s the Astros. But I’m happy to see lambert in the big leagues, I got to see him last year in Japan while he played for the Yakult Swallows, and I was hoping he’d get another chance.

I just hope he gets rocked today like Thursday.

[u/rumdrums]

If we don't make it I'm looking forward to rooting for the White Sox -- well, anyone really -- to destroy Houston in the first round. 

[u/Individual_Heron_171]

Oof. I don’t like the A’s odds.

But let’s finish the season .500! That was my expectation reset a couple weeks back.

[u/SaddestClown]

The radio just went live. It's baseball time in Texas.

[u/Knuxsn]

Well, this is it. Get this win and see how the chips fall.

[u/RangerLover92]

God, this game feels like an Amazing Race episode where the last two teams got their final clue of the leg and are rushing to a cab, getting out in a hurry and running down a mile long path to the Pit Stop. The editing would make you think it's close, but in the end, the team that you dislike ends up arriving ahead of the other team in plenty of time as Phil tells them the good news.

[u/_Juntao]

Is this the inning where we hit 5 doubles again

[u/A_Yummy_Egg323]

If only zeke could tap his helmet.

[u/Der_Dunkinmeister]

This team and not challenging needs to be studied holy fuck

[u/CaughtALiteSneez]

Team seems just as ready as many of us are for this season to be over…

Hoping they wake up.

[u/centexgoodguy]

Oh Danny boy!

[u/A_Yummy_Egg323]

Astros just left the bases loaded.

[u/Automatic_Flan_378]

Oh thank you As for not throwing the game and actually trying to win

[u/SaddestClown]

The second half of the season they've been playing an ad for semi-private flights convenient from Concord and I have no idea where they're talking about

[u/JMFBLACK]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ih4GAeR89STJKsWQED

[u/GoRaidersssss]

Fun fact but the Rangers have the chance to finish this season above .500 if they win the World Series.

[u/SaddestClown → u/GoRaidersssss]

False. Postseason games don't add to the total

[u/potato404]

i hope this guy is fucking gone the next time we play

[u/littlebev]

Not to be a doomer but with this offense this might be the start of vacation

[u/MajesticPossibility8]

Down 3-1 and Houston is up 2-0 now 4-0

[u/Blue_Magics]

See yall next year folks

[u/mamacrocker]

It was a good run, friends. See yall in the spring, or something!

[u/Tricky_Increase2635]

Could be the last rangers game we watch for 5 months, or potentially longer… let’s have a little hope

[u/Automatic_Flan_378]

Junis blowing a couple of games earlier really fucked us for today. Okay time to huff the maximum copium. We are gonna get down bigish to lure Houston into a false sense of security. They are gonna let off, start losing then we are gonna turn it up and win.

[u/bluediamondsm]

Ohh well I’m not watching but I think I might cry :(

[u/PhotoAffectionate263]

Bought this dia de los muertos rangers shirt for nothing

[u/killacam9220 → u/PhotoAffectionate263]

Naw this Rangers season is dead

[u/The_Zhuster]

At least with both the teams being eliminated today, playoff broadcasts won’t get a chance to relitigate 2023 WS worst ratings discourse.

[u/killacam9220]

If there’s a next season we will get em next year farewell

[u/II1III11]

Dbacks tied it up, so theres one interesting game left at least.

[u/Blue_Phoenix512 → u/II1III11]

Won’t matter. They needed the Phillies to lose.

[u/sqdq]

Hey man, while I can

https://giphy.com/gifs/CbY83hpLkcrZe

[u/smokincuban]

Lol Wyatt was such a disappointment this year

[u/Good_Dream_6763]

9th inning Rangers still at it

[u/SuperConDrugs]

I turned it off in the 5th after we walked in a run and switched over to the Cowboys and the first play I see is Dak taking a 10 yard sack on the goal line. I think this city is just cursed.

[u/SaddestClown]

Final strike! See you later

[u/hotrod19812]

Well, at least they didn't go down without a fight. I commend for doing that.

[u/centexgoodguy]

I hate to say it, but the Astros are more clutch than the Rangers. Still, anything can happen and I’m looking for someone to rise up and have a season-saving game.

[u/ADirtNastyPoot]

This team never deserved to play in the playoffs. I hope Skip knows this is absolutely fucking on him. Easiest shot in the HISTORY OF MLB to win a division and we fuck it up. This hurts way more than last year. What a fucking joke.

[u/_Juntao]

We just need a grand slam here and a grand slam over in sacramento and we're back in business

[u/Outrageous_Hyena_778]

Diamondbacks fans are probably feeling about the same as us right now.

[u/YouLostByReadingThis → u/Outrageous_Hyena_778]

Soul bonded by 2023. True geographic rivals. 

[u/jdelg1]

https://giphy.com/gifs/YnmEsq9ICSYQ8

[u/Automatic_Flan_378]

Yeah it's over Astros up 4-0 nothing As are just plain awful on pitching

[u/AaMm89]

At least the Texans are about to drop to 0-3. Astros will have a quick playoff exit, then Houston won’t have shit, except for their shit city.

[u/SaddestClown → u/AaMm89]

I honestly forget Houston has a football team until I see their lotto scratch tickets

[u/SaddestClown]

I kinda wish Gore had told him no like Mad Max did

[u/CyberInferno]

Well, at least I'm getting a refund for playoff tickets

[u/imulluvemushine]

I went ahead and turned it off. The only good part of this season is I don’t mind the Red Sox or Brewers, so at least I’ll have some teams to pull for in October. Honestly until ownership does some major overhauls (or fucking sells) I can’t see myself watching this team for another season, and I’ve been a fan since I was a kid. I literally hope that I post this comment and can come back later if they win the division, but I know that won’t happen. See you fellas next season

[u/graysher47]

Is it too early to start shitposting?

[u/beer_me_twice]

The best part of being a Texas Rangers fan is that someday l'll die.

[u/SaddestClown]

Wait, when did they adjust the times for some of the games today?

[u/[deleted]]

three team tournament-

2026 Rangers

2026 Astros

2005 Padres

ill take the Padres

either way, this will be the worst division winner in MLB history

[u/Good_Dream_6763]

Que sera, sera

[u/worst_user_name_ever]

What radio station in DFW is carrying this?

[u/beefle]

Seems like Seag can't lay off the breaking balls now, and our opponents know that.

[u/SaddestClown]

As a mostly radio listener, it's sad that eventually Eric will be gone for good.

[u/SaddestClown]

Remind me what we gave up to get Gore

[u/Der_Dunkinmeister]

I hope this fucking guy has a short leash

[u/Bandt143]

I'm here now with my 2023 ALCS shirt on. Lock the fuck in!

[u/TheBeljumWaffle]

Alright pull Gore, clearly they are dialed in on his stuff

[u/Remarkable_Junket619]

This umpire missed literally every pitch in Duran's AB

[u/wm80]

Hey Zeke, instead of complaining about the pitch, you can actually challenge

[u/CircaIsBad]

This is feeling extremely cursed

[u/Outrageous_Hyena_778]

Don't tell me this team has fight when we have at bats like that

[u/Automatic_Flan_378]

Welp bases loaded for Houston, As need an out to get out of the jam

[u/beefle]

LET'S FUCKING GOOO!!!

[u/SaddestClown]

Danny danny danny!

[u/Bandt143]

Jansen two HRs this weekend? Daaaang

[u/Remarkable_Junket619]

JANSEN!!!!!

[u/ChaseTx]

Jansen for mvp

[u/JMFBLACK]

Can Jansen just take all our AB's today?

[u/beefle]

DRUG TEST DANNY JANSEN (jk)

[u/Knuxsn]

Danny Boy!

[u/tumbledweed__]

Dan the Man!!!

[u/rumdrums]

Ive only ever said good things about Jansen