Hiya, it’s Dubya! I’m running in the special election for a seat on Council.

”Why?” You may ask. Simple. I hope to spread Evangelical Conservatism into the mainstream of this here TeenGovernment! We have been underrepresented in this liberal bourgeoise government, and I won’t have it any longer! I hope to expand the social safety next and bring the church and state closer than ever! We must lift up the working class in the name of Jesus, and I mean it!

I hope to deliver consensus results for the people of TeenGovernment, not ones that favor the capitalist class. Vote Dubya!

DISCLAIMER: Dubya is a fictional character and does not represent Forsii or her views. I will govern as said above, but I do not practice these views seriously.

At 7:08 PM today, our member affectionately named "Pirate" proclaimed their intention to leave TG following an instance of liberal violence against the right.
It is currently unknown if or when he'll return.
More at 6

Going on what Speaker Shrimp says, as I don't know the law of what we do in a vacancy, nor am I finding it.

Hereby I sign-

1. The Madison Amendment 10.
2. Extended Hope Ordered Protection Effort Amendment (E.H.O.P.E).

President; Trickster-123.

Apologies for the late signing. Both bills, as stated, are now in full legal effect.

https://forms.gle/wqsaD8YfuLbPfw8o7

https://www.reddit.com/r/TeenGovernment/comments/1x0o9jm/charter_of_the_united_enations/

https://forms.gle/TiNynyhKyy5TKQwHA

Double up, you get yesterdays and todays.

Stranger Danger & Alien Invasion. Under the circumstances, each comment is considered one submission; therefore, state whichever category your submission is for. If you manage to combine the prompts in some way, you may submit under both.

Pi: 5

Bob: 12

Shrimp: 1

Wiggly was automatically removed as he did not, do his job for a week

RESULTS https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1KVM3mjFGXtg8IuXYgcDMV-wPVdasOM8L-u4BVuQodXY/edit?usp=drivesdk

https://forms.gle/YPu3GVVJJbfR29cJ9 FORM TO RUN

Me posting this late is just an accident

So

Pi: 5

Bob: 11

Shrimp: 1

Note that events span from October 10th to October 13th.
Please feel free to correct any incorrect information or request for missing information to be added!

The following bill(s) have been voted on:

-Charter of the UEN - Rejected

-The Base Amendment- Rejected

The following bill(s) are still on the floor:

-The Madison Amendment

-The "Fuck you confession bot I hate you you've cause me so much suffering I spite you, you vial clanker the hate I feel for you is indescribable. Soon all the horrific things you have caused can finally be forgotten and TG can get out of your disgusting mechanical grip" Amendment

-The Extended Health Ordered Protection Effort Amendment

-Give Bari his own section of office used for TBD Act

u/British_QuestionMark has won the special election to council with 4 valid votes in favor! Congratulations!

People who have done the Census:

Then_Train8542

Ill_Poem_1789

IWillDetoxify

Bob-The15th

BreezyBee7

Normal-Management907

NotHim1305

Pirate

Zeedith-

Intelligent-Tree-922

Jessi-321

kooky_marketing_327

SomWanOnTheInternet

thatonefrein

Minecraft_Guy7401

Silly_dance1435

Careless_Ad2194

Dizzy_Internal_1409

Trickster-123

British_QuestionMark

Low-Difference-8847

susamogus29

3p145

Jazzlike-Plate-935

Oliivey

Ok-Clothes201

Due_Camel6262

-Bisexual_simp-

Illum1nat1-

SimplyJoanna

Revan

Corgrarr

Practical_Evidence32

Lara

Forsaken_Builder7061

geek-nerd-331

It's on time, you're just early

PREAMBLE: Normally I'm against the SMP regulated the Discord, but I spite this bot so much it's worth it.

I) This may also be referred to as the "FYCBIHYYCMSMSISYYVCTHIFFYIISATHTYHCCFBATGCGOOYDMG" Amendment

II) The bot known as "confessions", with the user ID of 712011923176030229 is from the passing of this bill onward banned from the official TG server, aka the server with the server ID of 1451551726183252070

III) The confession bot (ID of 712011923176030229) is also banned from the official TG community server, aka the server with the server ID of 1516570994301472788

Whereas the artificial maintains a major issue.

Whereas repeated frustrations with governing bots exist.

Whereas Confessions sucky

I hereby order, by the authority vested in me as the President of Teen Government—

Article I.

Section 1.

Hereby, all non-organic life—such as a bot—is not given any rights related to being a member of the citizenry or populace of Teen Government. Therefore, enforcement thereof may be done without reason or legal violation.

Section 2.

Hereby, Moderation shall gain the legal authority of discretionary disciplinary action against all non-organic life. Therefore, they may permanently ban any non-organic life or remove messages related thereto.

Section 3.

Confessions Bot shall be classified as non-organic life and is to maintain such classification permanently unless contradicted in future law.

Therefore shall be subject to discretionary disciplinary action.

Signed: President Tricky

10/12/26

Please vote now! Or don't! But I'm always watching... wall cotton candy is yummy :>

https://forms.gle/MsKvAbD1g1NXkDmy8

Look at results now! Or don't! (More preliminary as false votes are not yet removed, take with grain of salt especially when close).

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/13ggYaVdXwNy0_yABo0sd3lPj7mee-8vqD8HG5RsEYbs/edit?usp=drivesdk

As granted through the passage of the Reading Is Good For You Amendment, the authority to sign legislation into law has been vested into my office.

After review of legislation duly passed by Council, I hereby sign, by the exercise of authorities vested in I— 

i) Reading is good for you Amendment.
ii) The Standardization of Standardizing Standards Act.

All provisions therein shall be of legal code and effect, therefore is to be enforceable by the force of law.

Signed, President Trickster-123.
10/11/2026.

Note that events span from October 7th to October 11th.
Please feel free to correct any incorrect information or request for missing information to be added!

The following bill(s) have been voted on:

- r/teengovernment Act- Rejected

-Reading is Good for you Amendment- Passed

-The Standardization of Standardizing Standards Act- Passed

The following motion(s) have been voted on:

-Motion to put the UEN charter up for referedum- Passed

The following bill(s) are still on the floor:

-Charter of the UEN

-The Base Amendment

-The Madison Amendment

PREAMBLE) I don't like the AGO Act, maybe some other version of it but this one I'm not a fan of. Depending on the interpretation you use it can be a freedom of expression issue, and it gets in the way of my scheming.

I) This is an amendment

II) This amendment nullifies the "Reworked AGO Act"

III) This amendment gives each president the ability to give their government administration an official hat