SNIP SNIP LEFTY

[u/AppealSignificant358]

[u/secondphase]

AND LATER MAYBE YOU CAN JOIN US CAUSE WE NEED A SOUTHPAW FOR MY TEE-BALL TEAM ARRRROOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[u/Buddy__Repperton → u/secondphase]

WHY WOULD YOU NEED A SOUTHPAW FOR A T-BALL TEAM MFER, THERES NO PITCHER

[u/secondphase → u/Buddy__Repperton]

BITCH WHO DO YOU THINK PUTS THE BALL ON THE TEE!! I WANT A SOUTHPAW TO DO IT CAUSE IT'S THE LAST THING THEY WOULD EXPECT! THEY THINK A RIGHTY GONNA PUT THE BALL ON THE TEE, WE GOT EM RIGHT WHERE WE WANT EM!!!!!!

[u/Buddy__Repperton → u/secondphase]

OH MAN SORRY YOUR RIGHT, CARRY ON BROTHER AROOOOOOO

[u/secondphase → u/Buddy__Repperton]

NO NEED TO SAY SORRY BUT YOU CAN BRING CAPRI SONS FOR AFTER THE GAME AND WE'LL FUCKING SLAM THEMM!!

[u/Yakamanesian]

IM NOT WORRIED ABOUT HURTING MYSELF BROTHER I JUST GET CRAMPS IM MY THUMB MEAT 💀💀💀

[u/GockWithaSwitch → u/Yakamanesian]

TOO REAL

[u/Trololman72]

ASS GUN

[u/Fr0gm4n → u/Trololman72]

IN .45AARP LIKE GAWD INTENDED

[u/BodhingJay]

YOU TAKW THE SCISSORS I TAKE THE GLUE STICK.. WHEN THIS VISION BOARD IS DONE WE GON CRANK HAWWWWWGS!!!! AWAWAROOOO

[u/Secret_Eating_]

THANKS BUT I LEARNED TO CUT RIGHT HANDED, THE HAND MANIPULATING THE THING BEING CUT NEEDS MORE DEXTERITY ANYWAYS 

[u/bguszti]

I CUT A PIECE OF MY THUMB OFF WITH MY NEW MANDOLIN SLICER ON SATURDAY

[u/duckLIT_ → u/bguszti]

DAMN BORTHER THAT SUCKS!!! GET YOU'RESELF SOME CHAIN GLOVES SO IT DOESNT HAPPEN AGAIN AND YOU CAN KEEP CRANKING THAT HOG AROOOOOOOOOO

[u/Yakamanesian → u/bguszti]

YOU DONT HAVE TO CUT MANDARIN ORANGES IF YOU GET THEM IN A MFIN CUP

[u/secondphase → u/Yakamanesian]

BUT I ALWAYS SPLASH THE JUICE OUT WHEN I PEEL BACK THE FOIL!

[u/MainSteamStopValve]

I JUST GOT MYSELF SOME LEFT HANDED SCISSORS MFR, THEY WORK GREAT! 

[u/vanetti]

JOKE’S ON YOU I’M ACTUALLY A LEFTY AND WOULD LOVE SOME HELP

[u/BirthdayCookie → u/vanetti]

ME TOO FRIEND WE CAN BE LEFTIES TOGETHER

[u/big_smokey-848]

AND YOU BETTER KEEP THOSE MFERS BUNNY EARS DOWN!!!11[[

[u/chompythebeast]

THANK YOU BROTHER I DON'T KNOW WHY I KEEP THE BOURGEOIS SCISSORS AROUND, I SHOULD AT LEAST PUT THEM AWAY SO THAT WE DON'T KEEP GRABBING THEM BY ACCIDENT AROOOOOOO!!!!

[u/Angie-P]

THANK YOU BROTHER BUT HONESTLY I LIKE THE FEEL OF RIGHT HANDED SCISSORS BETTER, LEFT HANDED ONES NEVER FELT RIGHT.

[u/kjt-ms]

YES PLEASE BROTHER. THEY HURT MY FINGEES SO BAD!

[u/Unreliable42]

Just flip the scissors