r/StardustCrusaders • • 1d ago

Various This man Diavolo was not having any fun during part 5

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At least the other villians were having fun during their part.

Dio was grinning every time he was cooking up any Joestar, that was really his specialty.

Kars was having fun playing his Lisa Lisa guitar and being the ultimate lifeform.

Kira was just chilling in the sun with his hand, dude was really living that quiet life.

Pucci was celebrating by listening to music and counting prime numbers.

Doppio was probably smiling a bunch of times, but I can only remember that Diavolo was just mean mugging everyone, it didn’t matter whether he won something or not. There was no joy in this dude. Even King Crimson is furious, and I can probably understand why. If I knew that my part didn’t heavily involve his majesty, Jotaro Kujo, I’d be pretty mad too.

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u/Enigma-Vee 1d ago

Diavolo is almost literally paranoia and isolation incarnate so yeah

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u/StrongLikeKong 1d ago

He's just totally fueled by paranoia.

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u/Rhedkiex Flashback Man 🕴️ 1d ago

I like to think he enjoys talking to Doppio

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u/Jazztronic28 Local Vento Aureo enthusiast 23h ago

"My dear, sweet Doppio" He definitely does. I like that he's so selfish and paranoid the only person whose "company" he actively enjoyed when we see him was his own defense alter.

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u/Blujay- 14h ago

His own defense alter that he still keeps in the dark as much as possible, even

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u/Jazztronic28 Local Vento Aureo enthusiast 11h ago edited 11h ago

When you think about it, Doppio being in the dark and actually being the one with lapses in memory when he isn't fronting helps him do his job as a defense alter even better!

The best way to protect Diavolo is to very genuinely not have anything to answer if questioned.

It's also fun seeing him do his job sometimes in spite of Diavolo. One of my favourite interactions between them will always be Doppio losing his absolute shit and telling Diavolo to shut his goddamn trap because he's going to blow their cover.

More people need to consider Doppio being rude as shit with an awful temper when pushed. He's aggressive as hell.

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u/Great_Judgment5672 1d ago

No no he was happy when he tought giorno died

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u/EG_2009 1d ago

Por isso o King Crimson tá sempre puto

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u/SergantAngstrom Gotta Dive into Jolyne. 1d ago

"I just want to sell drugs to kids anonymously, why is everyone so mean to me?"

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u/ExLuckMaster 1d ago

This pink dude’s only enjoyment in life was probably selling drugs. Next pink villain has too many fun hobbies to make up for it.

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u/neversince95 1d ago

that’s why I love part 5, he’s like the only antagonist that is having an awful time the entire time

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u/SirBlizz 17h ago

Villains who thinks of themself as being amongst the rightious and correct: Happy, elated, joyous at all times.
Villain who doesn't think any of these things and literally called "The Devil": Miserable, dour, paranoid.

I feel like Araki was trying to say something about mindsets.

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u/RohanKishibeyblade 1d ago

Do you think a man called Devil who completely wiped his existence from history and is paranoid to the point he wants to kill his own daughter is gonna have whimsy in his heart?

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u/SirBlizz 17h ago

He did have whimsy in his heart, unfortunately all that whimsey transferred into Doppio.

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u/lordlaharl422 15h ago

Dio: Internet troll who bullies and doxxes people for the lolz, happy as long as he's not the one suffering

Diavolo: Internet asshole who convinced himself that his life sucks because of other people and will never stop being angry about it no matter who he hurts, he'll just redirect that anger elsewhere

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u/h-mOF 1d ago

and he died (initially) exactly as he should have. being shanked in a sewer by a fent enjoyer.

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u/Jazztronic28 Local Vento Aureo enthusiast 23h ago

I mean that's what happens when you have paranoid delusions. You don't have a good time because you think everyone is out to get you. And Diavolo actively had some meddling kids being mean to him and not letting him kill his own daughter!! Is that so much to ask? Jeez!

Also Doppio was honestly not smiling that much. He kind of smiles at the fortune teller because he thinks he's a hack, but the rest of the time he's either a nervous wreck or locked in and fucking people up and telling Diavolo to shut his trap, which is funny as hell.

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u/Orthodox_10595 21h ago

Funny Valentine was in heaven doing that to Lucy and Tooru was just playing music like nothing. Also, Howler is Rich asf.

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u/Kiuraz 16h ago

Howler was living the life in his first chapter, now he's probably incredibly pissed and paranoid

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u/QuiverDance97 22h ago

It does work with his character, though!

He achieved everything he ever wanted, but he is too afraid of losing it to actually enjoy it

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u/TraditionalBerry6961 22h ago

Diavolo only get less than a second of relieve when he gets the arrow until it passes through his skin

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u/Luisgames07_ 19h ago

You forgot to mention the Duwang

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u/TheMemeAnimalBoi 17h ago

Dude was always on the run and paranoid about someone trying to kill him or take his position, no room for fun in his life at all

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u/IceSabers 16h ago

I wonder when he enjoy himself. It is Dopplio or Diavolo who did the job.

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u/Formal_Car_2945 22h ago

doppio is his happy self

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u/Annual_Onion6434 18h ago

Dio was in the "Greatest High" state only for the last minute of his life btw

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u/WoodpeckerBest523 16h ago

Poor mob boss was being tracked down left and right

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u/TheAzulmagia 14h ago

Diavolo lives an extremely miserable life where any basic human interaction has to be run through fifteen layers of paranoia.