r/SipsTea • • 3h ago

Wait a damn minute! The fact that it’s not even edited

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u/Screwdriving_Hammer 3h ago

I refuse to believe that's a real neck.

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u/Appropriate_Edge5195 3h ago

It’s edited but the real neck is also unusually long.

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u/_Electrical 3h ago

So not literally unedited?

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u/Ok_Dust_3896 2h ago

She makes the clones.

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u/RageAgainstThePushen 2h ago

Real Kaminoan patriots approve this message.

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u/LimeDry7124 2h ago

I know! Kamino!

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u/Linus_Naumann 2h ago

You got lied to on the internet

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u/MagazineMoney 3h ago

Its not literally not not unedited if thats what youre asking

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u/markamuffin 2h ago

It's literally edited

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u/PaladinAsherd 1h ago

Thank you

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u/Puzzleheaded_Sky7369 1h ago

Is it figuratively unedited?

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u/Traditional_Lab_8714 2h ago

I dont know what to believe anymore

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u/Insaneclown271 2h ago

I hate trump as much as the next person. But when the left make shit up like they do all the time it voids their opinions. They literally need to do nothing and it’s more effective.

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u/Shadow_F3r4L 2h ago

Bro, forget left and right.

This is a manufactured division.

It is us, the labouring class vs the elites and the class traitors that enforce the elites rule.

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u/Babajji 37m ago

Finally someone gets it. Thank you!

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u/Nudelwalker 2h ago

The right only won bevause they constantly make shit up and lie all the time about everything

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u/creamysheep 28m ago

It's not the left, nor the right. It's Russian bots.

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u/SiriusPlague 3h ago

Looks completely normal to me?

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u/BarfingOnMyFace 3h ago

I think she has a nice neck. Also, way better than no neck, imo.

But to each their own!

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u/praeteria 2h ago

Yeah that picture doesn't do it justice. She has an unusually long neck: check this insta vid, it's very visible here. https://www.instagram.com/reel/Defqq5sR_c1/?xtok=MXJpcGtuc2gxeHFmYg==

It's long, but not as long as the exaggerated edited picture.

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u/SnowSherrif 1h ago

Oda Sensei predicted this -

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u/Silver-Instruction73 2h ago

Don’t forget that video of her walking around in heels like a newborn giraffe.

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 2h ago

People come in all shapes and sizes.  I understand that, but the MAGA crowd has a lot of people that crash landed smack dab in the middle of the uncanny valley.

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u/noble_plebian 2h ago

Easier target than Charlie Kirk

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u/Technical_Fail_1951 38m ago edited 16m ago

Alien bot stop circulating edited picture to make them look like normal.

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u/fraze2000 3h ago

She may have had a neck extension between this photo and the one at the top. These Mar-a-lago Face doctors can perform miracles when you tell them you want to look as un-human as possible.

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u/LimeDry7124 2h ago

So she looks like a Kamino.

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u/darknmy 2h ago

More room for a long dong

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u/theseriousman1 3h ago

If picture on the right is real my grasp on reality is no longer secure

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u/ironocy 2h ago

Her neck gets longer everyone I see a repost

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u/tercron 3h ago

You want me to give you some neck? Ughhhh no I’m actually ok tonight

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u/Virtual-Reach 3h ago

The ladies neck has been edited. Here's a screen capture direct from her video. It's not the EXACT frame, but close enough. Yes she has a long neck, no it's not as long as it is in OPs picture

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u/CeruleanSovereign 2h ago

It's because in your frame she hasn't extended the neck in response to a detected threat

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u/redrich2000 1h ago

It’s called an enection

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u/karma_virus 2h ago

Part of the mask is losing suction near the eye socket though.

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u/Spirited-Lifeguard55 1h ago

"not as long"? Jesus, that thing is longer than a man's penis.

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u/VVodzu 2h ago

Long neck... Long throat...

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u/24-7_DayDreamer 16m ago

I still need to know what her vertebrae situation is. Extras? Long ones? Engorged discs? Can she bend it properly? 

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u/PrimeZodiac 3h ago

Same energy

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u/DSann42 2h ago

Why you gotta do Rodger like that

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u/shutupyourenotmydad 1h ago

I just need to know the purpose of the gangster lean she's doing.

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u/Turducken_McNugget 1h ago

Trump probably loaded his diaper again. She's desperate for clear air space.

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u/da_wizard 51m ago

What a shame, to think she used to look like this back in the day:

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u/FatBussyFemboys 2h ago

literally when its not even literal..

Propaganda getting lazy

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u/billted20250409 3h ago

Come on, it's literally edited. You don't have to tell lies to make fun of them.

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u/LakeTilia 2h ago

Your countries' administration is hiring these people with these appearances as a distraction from their motives, qualifications (or lack of) and their shady practices.

Stop talking about the appearances, start talking about the corruption.

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u/Hoii1379 1h ago

Unfortunately talking about the corruption hasn’t exactly worked. It’s been left to fester too long that parts of American society have a warped understanding of the word corruption since we’ve been letting corporations bankroll political campaigns on the grounds that the corporation is actually a “person” who has the same rights as an individual actual human to use its money for the free expression of its political opinions - decided by the Supreme Court which, if you’re not American makes it essentially canonized constitutional law and cannot be legislated away.

Can only be done with a constitutional amendment (completely utterly impossible. this will not happen in 2/3 of all state legislatures which is what is needed), or another case goes up to the court and their ruling overturns this one (certainly less impossible than an amendment but it might take several decades or more than a century for a case to even get all the way up there)

That was like 20 years ago so now constitutionally sanctioned corruption is normalized, which makes people not care about or know the difference about the kinds of corruption that are still technically illegal but happen all the time anyway. We’re nearly fully Russified.

So yeah, we DO have to resort to dumb mudslinging like middle schoolers because pushing back on these people with facts is like trying to neatly fold up a cement slab

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u/halfasleep90 2h ago

What corruption? Genetic?

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u/Motor-Try-3962 2h ago

Come on the neck is edited

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u/NukaClipse 3h ago

Alright her neck isn't that long, but it'd be funny as hell if it was.

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u/davismcgravis 3h ago

That’s an unusually long neck

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u/_Electrical 3h ago

I did know a girl who had a really short neck as if she was always tucking in her head and holding the shoulders up.

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u/RedDemio- 2h ago

lol that’s earthworm Jim

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u/ScaleBanana3236 3h ago

i still cant believe this one's unedited

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u/ThatThingTheDarkSoul 2h ago

It is that long the other picture just has a diffrent perspective

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u/Patriot009 3h ago

She usually wears high-collared shirts and scarves to de-emphasize it.

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u/And-Still-Undisputed 2h ago

Bro that is a 🦒

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u/Butt-Hole-Cancer-Dr 2h ago

“Leaves in the highest trees were meant for the bourgeoisie, not the lowly peasents.”

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u/SideInitial3961 1h ago

Not sure what you're looking at? Yes. It is. I bet she can really...

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u/slimzimm 3h ago

It is edited. It’s fun to believe that it’s not.

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u/Fried_in_lard123 3h ago

Kaminoans walk among us.

Processing gif njxxijstokvh1...

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u/Screwdriving_Hammer 3h ago

I had a crush on that chick.

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u/Screwdriving_Hammer 3h ago

My post used to have 4 likes and now it has 2. Peeps downvoting my long neck fetish and that is just not acceptable

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u/Brendster 2h ago

The neck lady should get a pass imo, the other two are self inflicted wounds. Can’t imagine a neck lengthening procedure being a common cosmetic surgery option.

Willing to be wrong of course.

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u/Maryjuicy1 3h ago

My brain genuinely refuses to accept that this is real life

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u/dprophet34 3h ago

it isn't. She has along neck but not that

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u/TheRealNooth 2h ago

Straight from her TikTok

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u/Frosty1397 3h ago

Do you like plastic in your food?

How about plastic in your women?

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u/the-nomad-thinker 3h ago

The fact that you believe this wasn’t edited… 🤦🏽‍♂️

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u/RedRunner14 3h ago

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u/grunkage 3h ago

It's Edgar suits for everyone!

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u/TopazWarrior1999 3h ago

No fucking shot that is a real neck...

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u/ConnectionPrimary717 3h ago

theres no fuckin way these arent edited holy shit

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u/Comfortable-Salad-90 2h ago

Wasn’t that chick cloning lots of Boba Fetts in one of the Star War movies

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u/PhantomNitride 2h ago

Jangos actually, Boba was just that one specific clone (like Rex and Cody were, or any of the thousands, yes, thousands named in the books and the series)

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u/russcastella 3h ago

It’s edited 🤷‍♂️

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u/HumbleBedroom3299 2h ago

Everyone who believes the neck pic is unedited is a moron and you should not be on the internet...

Guys yes we hate all these people but come on... We all collectively look very very stupid

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u/Ok_Community_383 3h ago

it's a shame they edited the neck because her neck *is* really long

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u/Most_Philosophy_1507 3h ago

Land before time grandma

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u/pillarandstones 3h ago

Throat Goat

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u/CriminallyCasual7 2h ago

"none of these are edited" ok

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u/OverallPepper2 3h ago

Says they’re not edited, clearly edited.

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u/Iamthepoopknife 3h ago

Sometimes I fart and then look at images of people on Reddit and they look exactly like how my fart smells

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u/Evening_Ticket7638 3h ago

Is the long neck lady for serious?

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u/Freshndecay 3h ago

No it's long but not that long

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u/XTheProtagonistX 2h ago

Straight from their own TikTok page for reference.

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u/TransportJunky 2h ago

Buddy, that is a long ass neck.

She can eat fruits off tall trees like a giraffe.

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u/Silver-Instruction73 2h ago

In the video she’s walking around in heels like a newborn giraffe too. Also carrying around an empty black binder because….who knows?

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u/TransportJunky 2h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/j3jpSEciMC2mk

Her and her sister fighting for apples

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u/TobylovesPam 3h ago

That's what she said

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u/Most_Philosophy_1507 3h ago

Land before time 🍁

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u/Lumpy_Conference6640 2h ago

Dude this wrecked me as a child wtf .... Who makes a animated story about their mom dying

https://giphy.com/gifs/tu6Ur4rK9UQGQ

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u/RyanAtreides 3h ago

You mean treestars

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u/Ima85beast 2h ago

I just watched the video, if this is edited, it's not by much.

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u/Teripid 3h ago

Come on.. everyone knows that three-horns never play with long-necks.

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u/DemoEvolved 3h ago

Its for real Kelly Loeffler office walk video if you search

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u/MrZephy 3h ago

No it’s for unserious

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u/anomie89 3h ago

should we normalize harassing people with botched plastic surgery? not arguing one way or the other but i feel like it isn't clear if that's socially permitted or not.

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u/illusionare_ 2h ago

yes we should, plastic surgery in general

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u/Hans_the_Frisian 2h ago

I remember back when I was younger, a lot more people would complain about plastic surgery and Botox, nowadays nobody even moves a muscle anymore.

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u/eluser234453 2h ago

Except for like, when it's someone that was on an accident or born with a defect that's being problematic.

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u/Acrobatic_Sir5086 3h ago

We should normalize naming the responsible surgeons

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u/Gwynito 2h ago

Yes we should, it hopefully will stop others from ruining their own appearance

Ageing is normal and natural, we should embrace it

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u/Joshua_ABBACAB_1312 3h ago

Let's not pretend it isn't a hallmark of the ownership class.

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u/Bulky_Seaweed3159 1h ago

What plastic surgery elongates your neck?

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u/m0dsb4nm3 1h ago

Neckgrowmancer

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u/WeWantMOAR 1h ago

Yes, they harass others for their gender affirming care. They should deal with it as well.

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u/thehammockdistrict24 1h ago edited 1h ago

"Botched plastic surgery?" Do you mean gender affirming care? MAGA has been mocking that for years.

-edited to add quotes

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u/itsapotatosalad 2h ago

When they’re maga monsters they’re asking for it. I felt bad briefly about dells wife until I remembered she was pictured willingly next to trump. Fuck those cunts.

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u/itsapotatosalad 2h ago edited 2h ago

Because they started it, mocking people’s appearance. At least we’re only going after people who did it to themselves.

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u/Wadiyatorkinabeet 51m ago

I think its OK to do it to these people considering their prized leader insults people and bullies people, many times on camera, daily.

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u/ghidfg 2h ago

I have no business making fun of people for making bad decisions so no.

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u/Chief_Lightning 1h ago

Stop showing kindness and compassion for people who wouldn't do the same for you.

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u/Anagnikos 1h ago

This. You can't destroy woke and then hide behind it.

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u/Ecstatic-Compote-595 2h ago

who the fuck cares

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u/Cold-Rope1 2h ago

They literally paid for it

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u/SideInitial3961 1h ago

Yes. Definitely!

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u/SuperSecretSpare 3h ago

I bet her gluck gluck is out of this world.

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u/realfakejames 3h ago

That second picture is scaring me right before bed

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u/ProofHorseKzoo 3h ago

The neck one IS edited

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u/KeyZookeepergame9466 2h ago

These haven't been edited, yet shows edited photos. 

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u/NumbersStationUrku 2h ago

She’s horrible, but that neck is fake

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u/Iniamyen 2h ago

I, for one, welcome our new sexually ambiguous overlords

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u/RTA-No0120 2h ago

Trump administration be like :

https://giphy.com/gifs/wKLuY5GjaTsYdMbldQ

And it’s kinda funny how irl it’s the nightmare of children too.

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u/Difficult-Log-2964 1h ago

is the giraffe lady real?

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u/Just_a_blue_pill 57m ago

You fuckin' kidding me, right? The neck must have been edited 😮 !

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u/Guy247bp 45m ago

Should we make fun of people with botched unnecessary plastic surgery? Absolutely.

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u/dmezei 14m ago

Like Michael Jackson for example.

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u/churnbot 39m ago

Found the video where the second picture comes from ... https://www.instagram.com/reel/DcC-ok0FOxs/?obrf=MWM5N252d2Y0bmR1cg==

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u/Brilliant_Fox_7170 3h ago

Why is this sub so obsessed with politics?

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u/AdTough8523 1h ago

Lol. The neck is absolutely edited.

It's still abnormal and creepy as hell but that picture is a massive exaggeration.

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u/Rudresh27 3h ago

So body shaming is okay as long it aligns with your politics.

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u/resinsuckle_the_2nd 2h ago

Making fun of a long neck is usually going too far but I'm sure she's already seen it all

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u/SpecialExpert8946 1h ago

Nah, she never pays any attention. She always has her head in the clouds.

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u/Prof_Awesome_GER 3h ago

No way this is real.

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u/Thr0w_away_akk0unt 3h ago

This is how today’s nobility separates themselves from the peasantry: plastic surgery.

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u/KlatuuBaradaNikto 2h ago

Necks level

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u/TransportJunky 2h ago

JFC!

Deep throat for real.

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u/itsapotatosalad 2h ago

Neck lady is the only person they could find who couldn’t smell trumps shitty diaper.

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u/DefinitionLow8105 2h ago

Neck lady could stand to let me borrow a couple of neck inches.

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u/8ackwoods 2h ago

Freaks

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u/TheSilentTitan 2h ago

Second image is edited tho.

Still got a crazy neck but it ain’t nothing like that lmfao.

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u/stpjabroni 2h ago

Aliens vs Karens

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u/The-Bloody9 2h ago

Doubling down on an obviously edited middle photo is a choice. It looks strange enough without the editing.

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u/dobre_moj 1h ago

Distraction tactic, they hire random aliens so you don't notice how the main one's vessel is starting to disintegrate

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u/ElPapaD 1h ago

There is no way at that the neck is not edited! Can’t be real, unless it’s a very unflattering angle.

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u/2020mademejoinreddit 1h ago

He did say he was gonna declassify UFO files.

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u/Infinite-Ad6742 1h ago

The neck lady picture has to be edited, that shit looks insane lol

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u/Wilful_Fox 44m ago

Every time this gets reposted her neck should get longer

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u/SavingsEquivalent844 43m ago

thats a 100% reptiloid

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u/sapienstuff 37m ago

Who is the neck lady?

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u/stopscabbin 35m ago

Kelly Loeffler

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u/ChinaStrangler 23m ago

The neck one is edited why we lying

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u/ThornyGarlic 16m ago

Does that lady really have that giraffe of a neck?

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u/butwhywedothis 15m ago

Well, in all the Hollywood movies, they do show us that aliens will land in America, so it’s not a surprise.

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u/gr4ndp4 4m ago

She still plays Battlefield 2042?

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