r/SipsTea • u/untitledprp4 • 3h ago
Wait a damn minute! The fact that it’s not even edited
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u/Screwdriving_Hammer 3h ago
I refuse to believe that's a real neck.
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u/Appropriate_Edge5195 3h ago
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u/_Electrical 3h ago
So not literally unedited?
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u/Insaneclown271 2h ago
I hate trump as much as the next person. But when the left make shit up like they do all the time it voids their opinions. They literally need to do nothing and it’s more effective.
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u/Shadow_F3r4L 2h ago
Bro, forget left and right.
This is a manufactured division.
It is us, the labouring class vs the elites and the class traitors that enforce the elites rule.
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u/Nudelwalker 2h ago
The right only won bevause they constantly make shit up and lie all the time about everything
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u/SiriusPlague 3h ago
Looks completely normal to me?
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u/BarfingOnMyFace 3h ago
I think she has a nice neck. Also, way better than no neck, imo.
But to each their own!
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u/praeteria 2h ago
Yeah that picture doesn't do it justice. She has an unusually long neck: check this insta vid, it's very visible here. https://www.instagram.com/reel/Defqq5sR_c1/?xtok=MXJpcGtuc2gxeHFmYg==
It's long, but not as long as the exaggerated edited picture.
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u/Silver-Instruction73 2h ago
Don’t forget that video of her walking around in heels like a newborn giraffe.
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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 2h ago
People come in all shapes and sizes. I understand that, but the MAGA crowd has a lot of people that crash landed smack dab in the middle of the uncanny valley.
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u/Technical_Fail_1951 38m ago edited 16m ago
Alien bot stop circulating edited picture to make them look like normal.
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u/fraze2000 3h ago
She may have had a neck extension between this photo and the one at the top. These Mar-a-lago Face doctors can perform miracles when you tell them you want to look as un-human as possible.
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u/Virtual-Reach 3h ago
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u/CeruleanSovereign 2h ago
It's because in your frame she hasn't extended the neck in response to a detected threat
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u/Spirited-Lifeguard55 1h ago
"not as long"? Jesus, that thing is longer than a man's penis.
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u/24-7_DayDreamer 16m ago
I still need to know what her vertebrae situation is. Extras? Long ones? Engorged discs? Can she bend it properly?
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u/PrimeZodiac 3h ago
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u/shutupyourenotmydad 1h ago
I just need to know the purpose of the gangster lean she's doing.
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u/Turducken_McNugget 1h ago
Trump probably loaded his diaper again. She's desperate for clear air space.
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u/FatBussyFemboys 2h ago
literally when its not even literal..
Propaganda getting lazy
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u/billted20250409 3h ago
Come on, it's literally edited. You don't have to tell lies to make fun of them.
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u/yobishthatsmonica 3h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/37Fsl1eFxbhtu
My god, a real brachiosaurus.
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u/LakeTilia 2h ago
Your countries' administration is hiring these people with these appearances as a distraction from their motives, qualifications (or lack of) and their shady practices.
Stop talking about the appearances, start talking about the corruption.
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u/Hoii1379 1h ago
Unfortunately talking about the corruption hasn’t exactly worked. It’s been left to fester too long that parts of American society have a warped understanding of the word corruption since we’ve been letting corporations bankroll political campaigns on the grounds that the corporation is actually a “person” who has the same rights as an individual actual human to use its money for the free expression of its political opinions - decided by the Supreme Court which, if you’re not American makes it essentially canonized constitutional law and cannot be legislated away.
Can only be done with a constitutional amendment (completely utterly impossible. this will not happen in 2/3 of all state legislatures which is what is needed), or another case goes up to the court and their ruling overturns this one (certainly less impossible than an amendment but it might take several decades or more than a century for a case to even get all the way up there)
That was like 20 years ago so now constitutionally sanctioned corruption is normalized, which makes people not care about or know the difference about the kinds of corruption that are still technically illegal but happen all the time anyway. We’re nearly fully Russified.
So yeah, we DO have to resort to dumb mudslinging like middle schoolers because pushing back on these people with facts is like trying to neatly fold up a cement slab
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u/NukaClipse 3h ago
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u/davismcgravis 3h ago
That’s an unusually long neck
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u/_Electrical 3h ago
I did know a girl who had a really short neck as if she was always tucking in her head and holding the shoulders up.
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u/ThatThingTheDarkSoul 2h ago
It is that long the other picture just has a diffrent perspective
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u/Butt-Hole-Cancer-Dr 2h ago
“Leaves in the highest trees were meant for the bourgeoisie, not the lowly peasents.”
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u/SideInitial3961 1h ago
Not sure what you're looking at? Yes. It is. I bet she can really...
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u/Fried_in_lard123 3h ago
Kaminoans walk among us.
Processing gif njxxijstokvh1...
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u/Screwdriving_Hammer 3h ago
I had a crush on that chick.
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u/Screwdriving_Hammer 3h ago
My post used to have 4 likes and now it has 2. Peeps downvoting my long neck fetish and that is just not acceptable
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u/Brendster 2h ago
The neck lady should get a pass imo, the other two are self inflicted wounds. Can’t imagine a neck lengthening procedure being a common cosmetic surgery option.
Willing to be wrong of course.
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u/Maryjuicy1 3h ago
My brain genuinely refuses to accept that this is real life
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u/Frosty1397 3h ago
Do you like plastic in your food?
How about plastic in your women?
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u/Comfortable-Salad-90 2h ago
Wasn’t that chick cloning lots of Boba Fetts in one of the Star War movies
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u/PhantomNitride 2h ago
Jangos actually, Boba was just that one specific clone (like Rex and Cody were, or any of the thousands, yes, thousands named in the books and the series)
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u/HumbleBedroom3299 2h ago
Everyone who believes the neck pic is unedited is a moron and you should not be on the internet...
Guys yes we hate all these people but come on... We all collectively look very very stupid
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u/Iamthepoopknife 3h ago
Sometimes I fart and then look at images of people on Reddit and they look exactly like how my fart smells
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u/Evening_Ticket7638 3h ago
Is the long neck lady for serious?
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u/Freshndecay 3h ago
No it's long but not that long
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u/XTheProtagonistX 2h ago
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u/TransportJunky 2h ago
Buddy, that is a long ass neck.
She can eat fruits off tall trees like a giraffe.
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u/Silver-Instruction73 2h ago
In the video she’s walking around in heels like a newborn giraffe too. Also carrying around an empty black binder because….who knows?
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u/Most_Philosophy_1507 3h ago
Land before time 🍁
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u/Lumpy_Conference6640 2h ago
Dude this wrecked me as a child wtf .... Who makes a animated story about their mom dying
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u/Teripid 3h ago
Come on.. everyone knows that three-horns never play with long-necks.
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u/anomie89 3h ago
should we normalize harassing people with botched plastic surgery? not arguing one way or the other but i feel like it isn't clear if that's socially permitted or not.
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u/illusionare_ 2h ago
yes we should, plastic surgery in general
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u/Hans_the_Frisian 2h ago
I remember back when I was younger, a lot more people would complain about plastic surgery and Botox, nowadays nobody even moves a muscle anymore.
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u/eluser234453 2h ago
Except for like, when it's someone that was on an accident or born with a defect that's being problematic.
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u/SignalAsh 2h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/cEb1tO6Xvn0DS
He showed what common decency means!
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u/Gwynito 2h ago
Yes we should, it hopefully will stop others from ruining their own appearance
Ageing is normal and natural, we should embrace it
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u/Joshua_ABBACAB_1312 3h ago
Let's not pretend it isn't a hallmark of the ownership class.
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u/WeWantMOAR 1h ago
Yes, they harass others for their gender affirming care. They should deal with it as well.
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u/thehammockdistrict24 1h ago edited 1h ago
"Botched plastic surgery?" Do you mean gender affirming care? MAGA has been mocking that for years.
-edited to add quotes
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u/itsapotatosalad 2h ago
When they’re maga monsters they’re asking for it. I felt bad briefly about dells wife until I remembered she was pictured willingly next to trump. Fuck those cunts.
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u/Wadiyatorkinabeet 51m ago
I think its OK to do it to these people considering their prized leader insults people and bullies people, many times on camera, daily.
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u/Chief_Lightning 1h ago
Stop showing kindness and compassion for people who wouldn't do the same for you.
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u/RTA-No0120 2h ago
Trump administration be like :
https://giphy.com/gifs/wKLuY5GjaTsYdMbldQ
And it’s kinda funny how irl it’s the nightmare of children too.
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u/Guy247bp 45m ago
Should we make fun of people with botched unnecessary plastic surgery? Absolutely.
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u/churnbot 39m ago
Found the video where the second picture comes from ... https://www.instagram.com/reel/DcC-ok0FOxs/?obrf=MWM5N252d2Y0bmR1cg==
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u/AdTough8523 1h ago
Lol. The neck is absolutely edited.
It's still abnormal and creepy as hell but that picture is a massive exaggeration.
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u/Rudresh27 3h ago
So body shaming is okay as long it aligns with your politics.
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u/resinsuckle_the_2nd 2h ago
Making fun of a long neck is usually going too far but I'm sure she's already seen it all
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u/SpecialExpert8946 1h ago
Nah, she never pays any attention. She always has her head in the clouds.
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u/Thr0w_away_akk0unt 3h ago
This is how today’s nobility separates themselves from the peasantry: plastic surgery.
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u/itsapotatosalad 2h ago
Neck lady is the only person they could find who couldn’t smell trumps shitty diaper.
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u/TheSilentTitan 2h ago
Second image is edited tho.
Still got a crazy neck but it ain’t nothing like that lmfao.
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u/The-Bloody9 2h ago
Doubling down on an obviously edited middle photo is a choice. It looks strange enough without the editing.
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u/dobre_moj 1h ago
Distraction tactic, they hire random aliens so you don't notice how the main one's vessel is starting to disintegrate
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u/butwhywedothis 15m ago
Well, in all the Hollywood movies, they do show us that aliens will land in America, so it’s not a surprise.
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