r/SipsTea • u/Natural-Chip4943 • 7h ago

It's Wednesday my dudes Scorpion milking job

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u/BrianB98 7h ago

"Workers carefully restrain them" I've seen better care in the american health care system

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u/Material-Grocery5478 7h ago

break the tail? no big deal just fry it up

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u/BrianB98 7h ago

Not to be hypocritical about Americans but you can't solve every problem by frying it 🤷

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u/greenizdabest 5h ago

Oh yeah

Respectfully sir, you're lyin

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u/Natural-Chip4943 5h ago

Would you eat it?

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u/Material-Grocery5478 4h ago

probably once to.say i did

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u/devandroid99 7h ago

Is it really milking if it doesn't come from it's titties?

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u/Relative_Maize_957 4h ago

If it looks like milk, it's milk.

Want milk?

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u/AppropriateBall8834 6h ago

this guys fuckin annoying

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u/NigerianFriedChicken 6h ago

IF yoU tHink yoUr jObS TOuGH… HOw dOES milKING SCorpiANS SOUNd?

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u/MelloBea16 2h ago

Me: Only if I got a death Wish!

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u/AmputeeHandModel 6h ago

Yeah, well he's a content creator or whatever

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u/heckasharp 6h ago

I mean, isn’t he a copy of that other dude with millions of followers with buldgy eyes and brown hair with a 2006 flirty haircut that tells me every fact like I’m supposed to be impressed with his ability to regurgitate a wiki entry? That dude is super duper annoying so how can ppl who mimic him be any better

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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 7h ago

That must be a ton of cigarettes that get smoked

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u/Impossible_Offer7988 7h ago

Why do we know that we can do this ?.

Seriously who looked at Scorpions and was like ; i must consume the milk that it produces

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u/Imaginary_Fox3222 7h ago

Cancer meds, antivenom and cosmetics.

That shit is valued at approximately $38 million to $39 million per U.S. gallon

Almost 500$ per fucking drop...

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u/Undercover_Dave 6h ago

Why does dude talk like that? Why can't tiktok people just talk like regular human people?

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u/MelloBea16 2h ago

Cos they ain’t regular people.

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u/SquirrelyMcNutz 7h ago

Reminded of that episode of American Dad where Roger & Steve set up a snake milking operation.

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u/LowIQ45 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/5nOfj9kFKN6Ss

Sounds like Will Ferrell's Haray Caray

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u/Conspiratorymadness 4h ago

Scorpions are related to spiders by the way.

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u/FoShep 4h ago

"scorpion milking"

Several Manticore monster girl fanfics just flashed through my mind

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u/RepresentativeOk2433 2h ago

How would they possibly keep thousands of scorpions alive and fed in the same room like that without them eating each other?

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u/sycochimp420 7h ago

This place should have been on that documentary for when all the humans on earth disappear all the sudden