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u/NoPantsDeLeon 17h ago
And orders her own french fries?
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u/brakenbonez 16h ago
I've always heard 2 excuses for this one. 1. "I only want a couple of fries" and 2. "I didn't know I'd want them until after you got yours"
Okay for 1. Order your own and I'll eat the ones you don't along with my own.
and 2. We don't have a limited amount of orders. You are allowed to order more if you decide you want something later.I don't know if they just don't realize we eat a lot of food and want every bite of our food or if they simply don't care. But sharing absolutely is not caring in this case. I have a high metabolism and need all the food I can eat.
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u/Wooden_Ad_3560 9h ago
She wants to pretend she doesn't eat as much as she does. So she makes you order it, steals all of it, and then says she barely ate anything. Women think that's how calories work.
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u/cheir0n 17h ago
and her own drink?
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u/PhamilyTrickster 10h ago
She knows where she wants to eat and wants you to suggest that place specifically
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u/CurrentZucchini3864 17h ago
to be fair im a grown man and sometimes even im confused when it comes to food lol
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u/BoringPoolPlaying 16h ago
It’s almost like the person asking “what do you want for dinner?” Is just as indecisive.
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u/Even_Section5620 17h ago
Men, just make the decision. She don’t like it you’ll know
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u/SalivateTheStarfish 13h ago
Yep, after the meal. On the car ride home. All about how we wasted time and money going to that restaurant, when we could have gone elsewhere. Making sure I realize I how incompetent I am.
"I guess i'll try to do better next time." I tell myself. If I say anything or try to defend myself, it gets worse. So I sit there, trying to drive us home. I can't wait to just sleep.
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u/Corporate_Greed 26m ago
t's a test, and you failed. Repeatedly, apparently.
Nobody is going to improve your life for you, you have to do it.
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