r/SipsTea • u/late_to_redd1t • 21h ago

SMH The advice didn't age well.

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u/Adorable_Echo_4317 21h ago

Just walk into a skyscraper, hand out your resume in person and become CEO in 2 weeks.. what's so hard to understand? You're all just lazy.

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u/Loud-Ad-2280 21h ago

Don’t forget the firm handshake

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u/MagicalKitteenn 21h ago

Firm handshake +looking the boss in the eye = CEO by next Tuesday. Science

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u/Dgp68824402 20h ago

Don’t forget to wear the proper Power Tie.

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u/valthonis_surion 19h ago

And don’t take no for an answer.

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u/za72 18h ago

don't forget to dress for the job you wants

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u/udreamtofmelstnite 11h ago

So if I want to be a successful cardiac surgeon it’s blue scrubs and blood while I deliver mail until I’m promoted?

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u/jallisy 10h ago

Exactly. With a firm handshake and a succinct introduction at the ready.

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u/za72 9h ago

a reach-around never hurts

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u/Anfitruos0413 7h ago

Trously Saientificoal