r/SipsTea • • 2d ago

Gasp! Thoughts on this??

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u/MacheteBrizz 2d ago

I'm a European but I watch NFL on USA Channels via a VPN.

I have to mute the commercials now as it's:

Junk Food, Junk Food, Health Insurance, Gambling Ad, Life Insurance, Political Ad, Alcohol, Weight Loss Pills, Gambling Ad, Anti Depression Pills, Alcohol, Junk Food, Car Insurance, New TV Show, Gambling Ad

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u/FrancisXavier112 2d ago

Yes this is American television ads. Consider yourself lucky to not also be getting the local midterm election ads too.

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u/TheSpanxxx 2d ago

"Did you know [insert opposing party candidate] is a lizard alien baby rapist? Well they are and they want to eat your children and steal your retirement and kill your friends. I'm the only candidate an intelligent rational god-fearing American should even consider voting for and I know you are one of those so I'll be counting on your vote to secure my position protecting you from the money I'll steal from you next year. I, [vile barely human specimen], approve this message."

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u/Speaker4theDead8 2d ago

In Kansas it's "this guy supports child rape and doesnt want the epstein files released," versus "this guy wants men to play in women's sports, just like HILLARY or KAMALA." Like, they have nothing else to go on but rage baiting the conservative voters.

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u/L1ttle_Behemoth 1d ago

I was actually just saying this EXACT same thing about the commercials in Texas!

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u/Divine_Entity_ 2d ago

In my local republican primary one of the talking points was "whether or not the mainline candidate had a trump sign in his yard before trump was elected". And that wasn't even the worst Ad from the primary.

Like did they seriously not have anything remotely more important to debate.

It makes me long for the days of "if you or a loved one was diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to financial compensation". Atleast that one was educational on the dangers of asbestos as the scary lung cancer rock.

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u/Emperor-of-Duck-Kind 5h ago

I wrote in Optimus Prime and Megatron so when older people talk politics these next couple months, they’re gonna love hearing that

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u/OVO_Trev 1d ago

In TN, they're running an ad against a democrat because his business "worked with China" which apparently makes him a Communist on the spot, and if you're a red-blooded, gun-lovin, burger-eatin, American patriot, you wouldn't dare vote for a Commie to run your gubment!

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u/Speaker4theDead8 1d ago

I would have to look into it, but dont the majority of giant corpos work with China, in some capacity? Whether it is producing stuff, or selling/operating in the Chinese market? Or anybody who uses Tiktok?

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u/OVO_Trev 1d ago

Exactly. Which is why that angle to take him down is laughably dumb.

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u/Speaker4theDead8 1d ago

And yet, it will work on too many people

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u/Fearless_Run8860 1d ago

It's pretty much the same thing down here in Alabama, it's genuinely so bad. "He wants men in girls locker rooms" is one of the few crazy things I remember because every ad break is me muting the TV or getting up to do something else until the game comes back on.

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u/carguymt 2d ago

Wait, are they a lizard alien who is raping human babies or a human who is raping lizard alien babies?

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u/TheSpanxxx 2d ago

Take your pick! Whatever enrages you most! Vote for me, peasant!

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u/zmbjebus 1d ago

What are your thoughts on dirt? This is a very important topic to me as a dirt farming peasant. 

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u/AncientSignature1505 2d ago

I feel the context is less important after the rape part...

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u/carguymt 2d ago edited 2d ago

Well I'm going to look like an idiot if I'm defending my candidate for raping the wrong thing so I'd like to know.

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u/TheirOwnDestruction 1d ago

The former. Grammar's not their strong suit. Or anything, really.

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u/SammieCat50 1d ago

The Bob Brooks commercials are the funniest I have ever seen . It’s some old lady saying he borrowed $160,000 from his wife’s family then divorced her & never paid it back. If Bob brooks can screw over his own family, imagine what he’ll do to yours ….. I can’t tell you what the man is running for or what party he is , but it is comical .

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u/FreeoftheMachine 1d ago

This is what is wild about American TV imo. I watch alot of college football and NFL games on a certain streaming website and the politcal commercials are just bananas. Straight up hit pieces like "So and so is turning your community GAY AND TRANS and are using your tax money to do it! Not only that, they keep bringing in these dang dirty illegals to STEAL jobs from hard working Americans. Vote me and I will stop that from happening!"

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u/TheSpanxxx 1d ago

Am American. I hate it so much.

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u/kaggzz 1d ago

[Other Candidate] wants you scared to hide their record of bad thing! We only talk about [Other Candidate] like we have to explain why you can't eat poo in public you poo eating fool. Now we talk about our candidate and everything is happy because we are good thing. Reminder that [Other Cadidate] is a poo eating monster who makes bad things happen to you! I'm good candidate and I forcefully but open way approve this plea for relevance. 

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u/mesenanch 23h ago

Uncanny. Do you work in political advertising? You have it down to a T.

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u/Mental-Scientist-393 2d ago

What I've learned is that Paxton and his buddies want to fuck your kids and Talarico and his want to give them all sex changes.

I hate that we've normalized accusing our political opponents of doing weird sex stuff with kids.

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u/Steiney1 2d ago

better tell them to stop doing it then, because it's always a fucking republican getting busted for actually fucking kids

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u/Mental-Scientist-393 2d ago

This is the opinion of reddit liberals for sure. Conservatives say the same thing about liberals. The truth is there are pieces of shit on both sides of the aisle.

I know this is an unacceptable opinion to express on reddit.

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u/Crismus 2d ago

While true both parties have had some scumbag child rapists, recently it's been Republicans and Church leaders getting caught. Also the fact that the Republican President is a rapist who helped run sex trafficking in pageants with Epstein puts the Republicans far ahead of Democrat sex pests.

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u/Calm_Row122 1d ago

Only one party is violating federal law every day by refusing to release the Epstein files. Just remember that.

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u/Grannypanie 2d ago

Very unacceptable.

When I tire of the upvotes and wish to bring hate on myself I simply advocate for a centrist opinion and the hate reigns down.

Oh the names, They are enjoyable….

Racist, boot licker, part of the problem, yada, yada, yada. Boomer, (I’m an x), coward.

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u/Mental-Scientist-393 2d ago

I think the Talarico ad that says Paxton let his pedophile buddy out of prison is dishonest and gross. I don't even say I think he should stop, just that liberals should be honest about what we're doing. I've been called a pedophile multiple times for saying that.

The beauty of the pedophilia attack is that anyone who disagrees with the attack can be credibly accused of being a pedophile. Point out that paxton (who is a POS) tried to put the guy in prison and you must be a pedophile as well. Go to a conservative place and point out that Talarico doesn't support sex change surgery for minors and you must want to cut off boys penises, too.

I tend to agree that republicans seem to be worse right now, especially with Trump in office. But, I also know the availability heuristic can cause biases....

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u/SexyStayPuft 2d ago

Man, I have been a Talarico supporter and the first time I saw his ad I thought it was refreshing hearing him just refuting the smear campaign against him. And then he drops the pedophile line at the end and pretty much ruined it. I don’t even care if it is true about that one man. Ken Paxton is a big enough piece of shit that there is plenty of things to choose from just in the way he does his job.

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u/BetwnTheSpreadsheets 2d ago

Paxton’s job was to prosecute a pedophile and he didn’t do it. I didn’t see the ad as saying Paxton is one too, just that he protects them.

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u/Mental-Scientist-393 1d ago

This is the part I don't like. Paxton prosecuted the guy, got a hung jury, and then did a plea deal. The victim testified during the first trial and didn't want to testify in a 2nd. According to paxton, he had no chance of getting a guilty verdict without the testimony when he couldn't get one with the testimony.

IMO, this is more like incompetence than protecting the pedo.

I don't see this ending well for our country. We by and large believe it is ok to treat pedophiles as sub human- it worries me that this is what we're calling each other on TV every night.

Republicans have done it for decades. Maybe you have to play dirty to win, but it's still playing dirty.

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u/Grannypanie 1d ago

I simplify my life now because I assume they are all bad people. I pick the ones who are pro cannabis which makes sorting through the lies and innuendo easier. .

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u/ButteredPizza69420 1d ago

Facts over feelings - Ben Shapiro 😃

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u/Grannypanie 2d ago

Well said.

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u/EvidenceMinute4913 3h ago

The ones I get for Texas are wild lol. It’s like stepping into a time portal to 2016.

I don’t even live in Texas, but apparently they are fighting a war against teachers who give children sex change operations, “fake” Christians, boys playing girls sports, extreme taxes on the elderly, and radical Islam.

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u/Embarrassed-Cress782 2d ago

Ohio here...and its MADNESS.

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u/Horror_Garbage_9888 2d ago

That damn ad with “Soren” 🤬 Sick of it

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u/lucky_fin 2d ago

Yes. Makes watching football games with my kid difficult

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u/Kacper237 2d ago

Idk "from crack to Congress" is my new favorite saying, so...

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u/AustinJohnson35 2d ago

It makes me want to vote Brian Pointdexter even more tbh

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u/Steiney1 2d ago

I was in Michigan last week, and EVERY SINGLE AD, no matter how you are getting TV was just moronic political mudslinging. The guys who are literally dismantling freedoms before our very eyes are trying to scare you that FREEDOM WILL BE GONE FOREVER if you vote for the guy trying to stop them.

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u/xAaronnnnnnn 1d ago

Condemn Hasan Piker right now or else

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u/PlexKnot_ 1d ago

“Hey vote for me, I’m not perpetuating data centers”

“No, I’M not perpetuating data centers”

“No, I’m not” “No, I’M not” “No, I’m not” “No, I’m not”, etc. etc.

Guys, guys, It’s okay. I don’t trust either of you.

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u/Anteater-Charming 2d ago

PA is the same. We have been a battleground state for a long time so we are bombarded with political ads all the time. Every election, every primary. It never ends.

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u/Horror-Fall3515 2d ago

You aint kidding here in Ohio there is a campaign ad with a transgender woman man whatever that plays non stop and as it turns out the person isn't even from Ohio. Its obnoxious and not made for my 9 year old son to watch and ask questions about sex changes as a child which is what this person had

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u/ReddBroccoli 1d ago

Oh no! You had to tell your kid that other people can be different? Of all the things people are upset about in this thread, you clearly have the reason to be upset the most.

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u/leonk701 2d ago

I have gotten a lot of sexual ads too. BlueChew and Trojan ads that are extremely explicit with no warning while i have johnathan young Disney songs on with my kid while we play.

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u/sprinklesaurus13 2d ago

Lowly American here, for contrast what are commercials like elsewhere? I don't know if I could get by without commercials for meds that I can neither pronounce or afford.

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u/DeanBranbeno 2d ago

Slander campaigns of everyone calling each other pedophiles and taking money from big tech? Yeah, those are fking ridiculous and they shouldn't be allowed. Say what you plan to do in your ad for fucks sake, don't just bash the other person.

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u/pomegranate_swims 2d ago

Oh, and Medicare enrollment 😫

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u/JamesBondMargarita 2d ago

What are ads like where you're from?

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u/Garlador 2d ago

The “block ad” button does nothing, I swear.

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u/callmecurrybum 1d ago

Oh but we do. Having to watch Fox local stations because thats the only way to watch the Giants.

We have a good laugh at how ridiculous the the political ads are, but it would be exhausting all the time.

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u/OGrand 1d ago

As a fellow high seas enjoyer, the local political attack ads are the best part!

How else am I gonna learn about the very real and very serious world ending threat that is Cathy Lastname?? Every day she goes unchecked another kid in Africa has their Super Bowl loser shirt and Tom’s shoes taken from them!

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u/Randyaccredit 1d ago

I get the mid term election ads on TV from work it seems every week a year out

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u/whatisapillarman 1d ago

I don’t even get local midterms anymore. Live a whole 400 miles away and have to hear about 2 people I don’t care about facing off in Iowa

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u/AutumnFangirl 1d ago

I get them on fucking YouTube. It's so annoying. I'm listening to Charlotte Dobre read Reddit, stop pestering me. 🤣

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u/anonymous_crouton 1d ago

Yup and it’s sad when a car insurance commercial is a welcome reprieve of levity

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u/IncredibleLang 1d ago

Im just happy their ad is being wasted on me. I mute them every time they are on and my daughter copies me now. One currently instantly goes into about some dude paid a minor 10 bucks to shut up. do I need this every ad break I can't vote in this country anyway. Give me back the cool jurassic Park toy ads of the 90s or something fun.