r/SipsTea • • Jul 29 '26

SMH He's trying hard to save his job.

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u/The_guy_mp Jul 29 '26

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u/Chaosboy Jul 29 '26

Yep, that's me. *record needle scratch* I bet you're wondering how I ended up in this situation.

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u/SomeoneattheBoo Jul 29 '26

Perfection. No more Reddit today.

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u/Cuneus-Maximus Jul 29 '26

Pure terror and disgust all at once.

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u/W4lkieT4lkie Jul 29 '26

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u/tradeisbad Jul 29 '26

i swear i saw his chin quiver a bit like it was evaluating the prospect of vomiting.

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u/ajahanonymous Jul 29 '26

This is the face you make when you're weighing potential consequences  against the physical relief of vomiting.

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u/BigBuckNuggets Jul 29 '26

I have seen Oscar winning performances with less range than what this guy experienced in 20 seconds

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u/Seanton_85 Jul 29 '26

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u/Itwasme1985 Jul 29 '26

THANK YOU!!!!! It's clearly Todd from Wedding Crashers!!!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '26

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u/badatcatchyusernames Jul 30 '26

ill be in my room…painting…homo things

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u/NUTS_STUCK_TO_LEG Jul 29 '26

DEATH YOU ARE MY BITCH LOVER

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u/languageassessment Jul 29 '26

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u/Th3R00ST3R Jul 29 '26

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u/Cash_Visible Jul 29 '26

Hahah exactly what I thought of and knew someone would beat me to this

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u/polar__beer Jul 29 '26

The painting was a gift, Todd.

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u/AgentCirceLuna Jul 29 '26

Dude looks like a Wallace & Gromit character

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u/Uncle-Cake Jul 29 '26

Looks like he just smelled some ripe Yorkshire Wensleydale

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u/SaltyBarDog Jul 29 '26

If Chuck had been standing there.

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u/xSociety Jul 29 '26

I'd rather go to a Yoko Ono concert than listen to a Trump speech.

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u/Ok_REA_2025 Jul 29 '26

Mann..pls don't make it harder for me to choose 😅🤣

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u/No-Definition1474 Jul 29 '26

Omg this is so good. I just cant stop laughing at it.

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u/slow70 Jul 29 '26

This is a visceral reaction....

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u/deletive-expleted Jul 29 '26

That look when you realise the libs weren't wrong about everything

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u/PregnantNun747 Jul 29 '26

“Why would Biden shit in Trump’s pants?! I hate them damn liberals.”

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u/tryyeezus Jul 29 '26

He's trying so hard not to vomit for the first 10 seconds, I would've just let it fly right into the back of his stupid toupee 

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u/AgentCirceLuna Jul 29 '26

When Trump is drowsing off like that, it would be funny if someone did that overstepping teacher thing and slammed their hands on the desk to wake him up. I wonder how quickly they’d be fired.

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u/veryfungibletoken Jul 29 '26

We'd have 17 different Congressional hearings about it, too.

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u/AgentCirceLuna Jul 29 '26

thisISAAAA FOX neeeews SUPER alllEERERERT

RINO Scum Who ASSAULTED President by Forcefully DRAGGING Him Out of Peaceful Dream Was BRAINWASHED by DEMONcrats; “He was at church every Sunday for years, but we never saw him during the past few months. He was never there. The Demoncrats got to him somehow. RFK Jr is currently studying whether RINOs have had more vaccines than average.”

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u/freyja09 Jul 29 '26

I that this is too well written to be fox news.

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u/OvertonWindowCleaner Jul 29 '26

I that this too friend. I that this too.

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u/santahat2002 Jul 29 '26

possibly the hardest I will laugh today, and it’s just past noon

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u/kranitoko Jul 29 '26

He's like... "The rumors were true..."

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u/turkisflamme Jul 29 '26

Trumped in his pants.

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u/YorubaOyinbo Jul 29 '26

That’s the countenance of one damned.

He knows he’s smelling the bowels of hell where his soul is bound.

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u/Darryl_Lict Jul 29 '26

I hear medical professionals put Vick's VapoRub inside masks to stifle the terrible odors. This is a bit of advice in case you have the unfortunate situation of being seated behind Diaper Don.

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u/No-Raisin-6469 Jul 29 '26

Probably came out all at once when Mr Dump leanes back. Like an ass bellows

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u/saucynorman Jul 29 '26

Look at him before leans, those pooping eyes never lie

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u/deepvoid42 Jul 29 '26

"You can't hide your poopin' eyes

And your tan is a thin disguise"

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u/ghostofdreadmon Jul 29 '26

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u/FearlessBanana81 Jul 29 '26

I got so excited thinking that was a real sub

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u/mekikipants Jul 29 '26

I thought by now you'd realize

The poop is sliding down your giant thighs

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u/HeWhoReaches Jul 29 '26

Those weren’t pooping eyes, those were the “about mission” eyes

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u/LackadaisicalAF Jul 29 '26

"An ass bellows."

Thanks for that laugh!

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u/cybah Jul 29 '26

yup. He took a dump then promptly went to sleep like a good senile grandpa

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u/LSDreams_ Jul 29 '26

I mean imagine standing inches behind someone who just fully shit their diaper. That’s how bad it is. We have a president who shits his pants daily. Good job America

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u/SlumberingSnorelax Jul 29 '26

Several times a day I’m sure. Don’t downplay Diaper Don’s accomplishments… he hates that.

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u/henryeaterofpies Jul 29 '26

Its just one continuous stream

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u/cnicalsinistaminista Jul 29 '26

Gentleman was damn near close to tears

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u/bubba_bumble Jul 29 '26

I honestly don't know who this person is but he looks like he just got a whiff of from President Poopy Pants.

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u/uncutpizza Jul 29 '26

The other guy got a strong whiff too

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u/LoetherS Jul 29 '26

That's right, I just rewatched the video and the guy on the other side is just as funny.

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u/bathamel Jul 29 '26

Dudes eyes are watering and he can't keep them open it's so bad.

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u/Hermes-AthenaAI Jul 29 '26

Yeah it’s all in the wince with that one

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u/ShipService Jul 29 '26

I call it "Celebration."

It's sexual and violent.

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u/SkinnyDan85 Jul 29 '26

I'll be in my room painting... homo things...

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u/CraftsBoy2Craftsman Jul 29 '26

Vince Vaughn saying he’s keeping the painting because it was a gift and then him and Owen Wilson walking down that long driveway was just perfection. What a movie.

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u/DReagan47 Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

“I want my painting back”

“The painting was a gift, Todd. I’m taking it with me”

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u/The_Autarch Jul 29 '26

he's a secret service agent. definitely not his first time smelling Trump's odor.

must have drawn the short straw to have to sit there.

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u/BigBananaBerries Jul 29 '26

That look into the distance is plotting revenge for those who did the seating arrangements.

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u/thehotshotpilot Jul 29 '26

This is a good meme template.

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u/Different-Meal-6314 Jul 29 '26

Dude looks like a IRL version of Wallace

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u/2cool4skool369 Jul 29 '26

I just feel terrible for that young lady assistant that he has who has to change his diapers… well, not really. She signed up to get shit on, and she’s getting what she signed up for I guess.

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u/Wow_Many_Tomato_WMT Jul 29 '26

Poor guy had to smell that greasy fuck. Gross

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u/Ponderputty Jul 29 '26

Nah, fuck him. He sold his soul for a ticket to be there, let him take the whole ride.

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u/Mellamoscuba Jul 29 '26

Biden and Obama keep shitting in Trumps diaper. Something must be done!

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u/SaltyBarDog Jul 29 '26

Rand Paul: Dr Fauci shidded dear leader's diaper.

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u/CopyPasteRepeat Jul 29 '26

Despite the disgusting nature of what's going on here... everything to do with Trump just seems so poetic, like he's a personified construction. What he is, looks like, and represents. It's all so cohesive. Fake tan, desperate hair style, no joy, humourless bully, literally stinks of sh*t, low IQ, hyper narcissist, zero empathy, only in it for the money and the fame, gold everywhere... He's the brightest, shining example of someone who SHOULD NOT be in charge of ANYTHING.

He's an anti-person.

You write him as a character in fiction and it would be considered cartoonish.

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u/Nishikadochan Jul 29 '26

This is so real.

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u/HotdawgSizzle Jul 29 '26

Imagine being a Republican and saying this is your guy that you wholeheartedly stand behind...

It would be so hilarious if it only affected those morons. Sucks I have to share a country with these dimwits.

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u/beingnikita Jul 29 '26

It's literally the type of stuff kids will read in 50 years and be like 'how did these people not realize they were on the wrong side of history'. Like so obviously and cartoonishly evil.

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u/Electric_Antimony Jul 29 '26

Some realize what they are, but desire to be fascists. Others lie to themselves every day to prevent from admitting what they really are. The last batch hate the rest of us so much that they would personally allow republicans to rape their children if it they were told republicans were super raping liberal children.

I cannot tolerate any of them any longer and will back anybody saying they will utterly crush them using the same methods the republicans used on us and others. Deny them their right to protest, arrest whole swaths of them for doing so, charge them all with conspiracy to commit terrorism and terrorism itself, and lock them away for life.

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u/Traggadon Jul 30 '26

Seriously everyone across the world in democracies needs to take this more seriously. They have no shame you cant beat them with the high road. Im live in Alberta Canada, where the US is funding a sepatist movement to break up Canada. Even if its just a small subsection of thr population, there has to be consequences for those who openly support fascism and division. If you dont want violence the time to act is now because a couple of years from now theyll be entrenched.

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u/AcumenBitter Jul 29 '26

This should be on wiki under trump.

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u/hypercosm_dot_net Jul 29 '26

I personally love the British take by Nate White

It goes on well beyond these two paragraphs:

A few things spring to mind. Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem. For instance, he has no class, no charm, no coolness, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour and no grace – all qualities, funnily enough, with which his predecessor Mr. Obama was generously blessed. So for us, the stark contrast does rather throw Trump’s limitations into embarrassingly sharp relief.

Plus, we like a laugh. And while Trump may be laughable, he has never once said anything wry, witty or even faintly amusing – not once, ever. I don’t say that rhetorically, I mean it quite literally: not once, not ever. And that fact is particularly disturbing to the British sensibility – for us, to lack humour is almost inhuman. But with Trump, it’s a fact. He doesn’t even seem to understand what a joke is – his idea of a joke is a crass comment, an illiterate insult, a casual act of cruelty.

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u/SmoothTalkingSpud Jul 29 '26

More to the point of him never saying anything funny, he also never seems to laugh either.

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u/Dreadgoat Jul 29 '26

He laughs and jokes frequently, but almost always in ways that make a normal person recoil in disgust.

Last time I saw him smile was delivering Lindsey Graham's eulogy, when he interrupted the script: "Lindsey was liked by everybody -- well! not everybody! haha!"

This is what he considers to be a humorous comment.

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u/XizzyO Jul 29 '26

Well, accept that one time with Epstein

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u/Annie0minous Jul 29 '26

That's beautiful writing.

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u/THElaytox Jul 29 '26

This is why I don't understand people who don't even like him but admit that he's "charismatic". He has no charisma AT ALL. Dude is a pathetic excuse for a human and his "humor" is 5th grade level at best. Maybe he's charismatic to the toddlers that vote for him, but he has nothing resembling actual charisma that I can see

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u/Aeseld Jul 29 '26

He is charismatic to a certain type of person... The people who want to say the things he's saying and to get away with it. 

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u/highsinthe70s Jul 29 '26

And he never smiles. Never. Sure, he grimaces on occasion and affects the illusion of a smile, but it's humorless and forced. I'm sure the only time he experiences something that he considers funny is when there is harm involved. It's hard to imagine a more grotesque person.

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u/BigHeatCoffeeClub65 Jul 29 '26

His smile is more a smirk. "I got the best of you and you can't do a thing about it!"

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u/round-earth-theory Jul 29 '26

It's the sort of demented smile you'd see on an evil character as they laugh and then press the execution button to kill a henchman. No mirth, just mimicry.

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u/SAAARGE Jul 29 '26

His "smile" looks like something he picked up by watching humans do it, and tried to replicate by forcibly curling his lips.

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u/JRM34 Jul 29 '26

That's the wildest part of all this to me. His every attribute is a wildly-exaggerated Disney villain; if he were a character in a children's show I'd consider it insulting to the intelligence of children that they made him so cartoonishly evil. 

I'm not religious, but he gives major Antichrist vibes, the direct mirror image opposite of every characteristic/trait that I have ever heard someone describe as Virtuous or good with literally zero redeeming qualities. 

I used to be really interested in discussing people with different political opinions, to understand what they believe and how they got there. I've lost that interest when it comes to Trump, because it's such a black-and-white issue. The only explanations for liking him are ignorance, stupidity or malice, and I just don't find any of that compelling. 

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u/Bo0ty_man Jul 29 '26

In some communities he is even deemed anti-christ. As in THE antichrist. Thats also poetic , like you say, because he's anti christ. He's the least Christian acting Christian you could imagine...

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u/Reyall Jul 29 '26

For real. It's like he is a scrapped character from a cartoon that failed miserably.

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u/StrawDog- Jul 29 '26

You couldn't write Trump as a fictional character in anything but satire/comedy. 

He just wouldn't be believable. Everything about him is a contradiction, he's an empty shell - impossible to pin down any actual character because everything about him is hollow. 

What/who does a man like that love? He's clearly a narcissist, but I'm not sure I'm convinced that his love for himself is anything but surface level. I also very much doubt that he actually has strong feelings about anyone else in his life. 

Money? Does he actually care about money or is it just another prestige-adjecent "thing" he can collect.

He isn't a patriot or a nationalist. He wears the costume occasionally, but he clearly doesn't actually have any strong attachment to the idea of nation. He is an atheist or a "cultural christian" at best and I doubt he's ever really interrogated any religious belief he holds...

He plays golf I guess, but his interest there seems to be mostly about winning and being seen playing golf. 

Like... what is this man? What is actually under the slime, gold-plated exterior? Where is the person? 

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u/Tired_Dad_9521 Jul 29 '26

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '26 edited Aug 01 '26

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u/sinsan01 Jul 29 '26

He seems like the embodiment of American culture, the real Captain America and not what Hollywood sells to the world. 

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u/PathOfJan Jul 29 '26

And YET… fucking Americans chose him to be their leader 🤡🤡🤡

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u/IPromisedNoPosts Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

I like this shot. It gives off hillbilly vibes; it looks like he's got a mullet and earring, and he's moping about his truck.

Edit: Mullets are "Business in the front, party in the back."

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u/Sir-Turd-Ferguson Jul 29 '26

The guy on the right looks like his eyes are burning it smells so bad

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u/HeWhoReaches Jul 29 '26

His eyes are watering like he just walked through a chemical weapons test 😂

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u/Mr-Blah Jul 29 '26

I'm starting to think that whenever Trump make his stupid face of "chin up I'm thinking" it actually means "let's pretend I didn't smell my own shit and I'll play it cool and no one will suspect me".

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u/dealingwithhookers Jul 29 '26

nah that's the face of relief. he just farted or let out a huge shit and he's feeling lifted up on a cloud

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u/Phoneas__and__Frob Jul 29 '26

Old, and the even older, do not care about farting in public

Worked in a place with a high demographic of old folks and MAN...they just let them things RIP a whole new dimension

It was very comical sometimes lol

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u/Aggravating_Band_353 Jul 30 '26

He looks like a toddler making their poopie face, but without the shame and hiding behind the sofa most things with under developed brains have the sense for 

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u/InevitableKitchen943 Jul 29 '26

Wasn't there a French royal who would poop in the carriage with others inside as a sick power move?

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u/JoinAThang Jul 29 '26

What a power move to do something that make you lose all respect for the person.

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u/KeyMyBike Jul 29 '26

Back then, Royals had basically all the authority power that there was to have. There wasn't really the privilege to "lose respect" for them. You basically did what they told you to do. How they told you to do it, and then you thank them for the opportunity. All the while pretending like they shit gold. Any failure or refusal at any point in time for any reason would result in imprisonment/torture/death.

So yeah, they'd shit themselves and make you describe what they ate prior as a power move. 

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u/VortrexFTW Jul 29 '26

US President Lyndon Johnson made advisors and reporters go into the bathroom with him so he could conduct business while taking a shit

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u/Myshkin1981 Jul 29 '26

He’d also whip his dick out in front of them

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u/SkynBonce Jul 29 '26

"I'll put up with this stink, cuz it upsets libs"

The entire cult.

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u/BrownSugarBare Jul 29 '26

Apparently, it's a highly open secret that Trump reeeeeeks. Even before the diaper confirmations, between the self tanner, sweat and obesity, he smelled like dog shit.

Adding a shit filled diaper to the mix...omg, it probably smells like death

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u/DJKokaKola Jul 29 '26

It's because his sphincter was ruptured by a kid he was raping when they fought back.

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u/No-Rutabaga-6678 Jul 29 '26

I don't see this brought up enough!! I wish one brave reporter would ask him this question. They have sooo much ammo, I'll never understand why they do not use it.

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u/warm_winds_whisper_ Jul 29 '26

Most big american media is under the thumb of the government via the FCC and other bureaus. They're functionally state media and those of us looking on from the outside can tell.

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u/TDAPoP Jul 29 '26

The logistics of what you're saying confuses me, and the questions I want to ask to better understand how that's possible make me sick to even type out

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u/DJKokaKola Jul 29 '26

If I recall correctly, the allegation is that after being abused and raped, the victim put a condom on a wooden tent peg and kicked it into Trump's asshole, causing it to rupture.

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u/Lightningstruckagain Jul 29 '26

Eating nothing fresh and healthy certainly adds to the stink

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u/MarianucciGualtieri Jul 29 '26

Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here. Well, buckle in, and I'll tell you....

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u/Adventurous_Egg_9500 Jul 29 '26

10 years ago, a child entered a Zoo enclosure.

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u/earldogface Jul 29 '26

You can see when it hits the guy on his left. His eyes suddenly squint. If it was high enough resolution you probably could see them turn red.

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u/Due_Sea_8034 Jul 29 '26

Eye watering stench as a billionaire, world leader. Who lives in a mansion with 35 bathrooms is insane.

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u/McPikie Jul 29 '26

"lives in a mansion with 35 bathrooms"...... and still has to wear adult diapers

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u/Due_Sea_8034 Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

What incontinence ?

According to his physician, he’s as healthy as a NFL athlete. We have to live in a simulation. No way half the country is straight up drowning in propaganda.

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u/AutonomousOrganism Jul 29 '26

In German there is a saying which fits this guys situation, having to stand behind Trump, 'Arschkarte ziehen'.

It means drawing the short straw. But it's literal translation is, getting the ass card.

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u/Freddie-Peterson Jul 29 '26

All his bootlickers are also shitsniffers.

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u/doctorplasmatron Jul 29 '26

takes "brown nosing" to a new level

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u/audiophunk Jul 29 '26

Ask Maggots " Would you eat Donnies shit for 10k?" Their reply " Fuck yeah, just give me some time to get the money together"

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u/Seibertpost Jul 29 '26

This is too good

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u/that_dutch_dude Jul 29 '26

looks like the guy next to him is almost crying.

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u/OnlySortaStupid Jul 29 '26

I thought he was the subject of the video, ngl

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u/viotix90 Jul 29 '26

I think they meant the guy on the right in the back

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u/brokeoneyolk Jul 29 '26

Imagine what level of narcissism yove reached when you just shit yourself in public all the time and figure well that's not my problem. Let them smell shit.

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u/Raptorilla Jul 29 '26

Psychopathy

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u/Such_Detective_6709 Jul 29 '26

I want that to be Trump’s enduring quote, á la Marie Antoinette. “Let them smell shit!”

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u/mell0wtonin Jul 29 '26

oh man, he thought it might be better breathing through his mouth. he immediately realized his mistake, you can see the panic in his eyes as he starts to taste it

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u/OverallMembership709 Jul 29 '26

guy made a homelander face 😂

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u/FluidAthlete6839 Jul 29 '26

How does anyone look at that horrible face. He’s like fucking Medusa

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u/DustyTalAntiQ Jul 29 '26

Love how Trump has a little nap after his poop

Reminds me of my 2 year old

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u/TopProfessional8023 Jul 29 '26

As a 46-year old man with a drinking problem, I have still never pissed myself or shit myself. I can’t imagine what it would feel like to shit into a diaper and then just sit there with it…insane.

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u/Nuffsaid98 Jul 29 '26

Give it time buddy. Hope you beat the addiction or one day you will shit your pants.

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u/TopProfessional8023 Jul 29 '26

Thanks brother. I didn’t mean it as a brag. I know it coming. Actually just ended a telehealth call with my psych and gonna be starting naltrexone

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u/SlayJayR17 Jul 29 '26

Remember how Joe Biden and Barack Obama never shit their pants

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u/GuestNo3886 Jul 29 '26

I can’t stand it any longer… ITS THE SMELL!

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u/Mobius_One Jul 29 '26

Just rewatched that. Hugo Weaving is goat

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u/Ninjahkin Jul 29 '26

That is the face of someone next to a man who shit his pants

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u/RareRestaurant6297 Jul 29 '26

At least he never wears a TAN SUIT!!1! I'd take poopy diapers over that!! 

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u/Jordankeay Jul 29 '26

It's literally this lmao!

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u/New_fan22 Jul 29 '26

Can't they apply that menthol stuff that they show people using in police drama/movies when looking at cadavers?

Dude is fighting for his life...lol

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u/PerfectCinco Jul 29 '26

It’s rubbing Vick inside the nostrils.

It helps but shit odors tend to pierce thru.

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u/rando_banned Jul 29 '26

That's the face of someone re-chewing a mouth vomit

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u/hiddenrealism Jul 29 '26

Dozey don fighting the nod while his diaper struggles to keep from disintegrating

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u/For_serious13 Jul 29 '26

Donarhea strikes again

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u/David0ne86 Jul 29 '26

If this was Biden everybody would've gone UGGGGUUU SLEEPY JOEEEEE UGGGUUUU. But since it's oompa loompa man they go "omagah poor thing, he's so overworked!!1!!1!1".

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u/big_stipd_idiot Jul 29 '26

I hope he can taste it

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u/Muted_Masterpiece535 Jul 29 '26

A new Meme was born!