Drink my piss.

EDIT: my apologies all, this is the wrong video. This was when I was in the Korean restaurant. The side dishes are excellent and the seafood fresh.

I am not a sink pisser at all. But my cat is. I didn’t train him to do this. How do I make him stop.

I'm an avowed sink pisser and committed to doing my part to conserve water resources and save humanity both at home and in public facilities.  But since COVID, I've discovered the joys of the bidet and use it at home daily on a regular basis.  [We'll save shower enemas for a separate topic.]

Have I somehow missed the mark? 

I like how this meme demands the reader acknowledge sink pissing, and then assigns it as transcending one’s roles in society.

This sink was inviting.

Looks like the sink is the perfect height for most & the urinals are set up for dwarfs or young boys

sorry not sorry for the splash

Sucks to be my wife as she needs to use the basin after me.

Had a baby recently and my MIL is here helping us out for the first few weeks. I got up to get something to eat at like 5AM... Decided to simultaneously relieve myself and right as I was finishing I locked eyes with her as she was entering the kitchen. She had this stunned look on her face and quickly turned the other way and shouted something in her native language which sounded pretty angry or disgusted. I didn't even know how to react so I just kind of froze. I didn't think anyone else was up that early. I haven't seen her all morning but now I hear her and my wife arguing. Am I cooked? Or should I just deny and hope for the best? Anyone been in a similar situation?

I'm a side note this does have me thinking about how ridiculous it is I have to walk on eggshells in my own home. I'm the one paying this mortgage and keeping the lights on.

Tldr: caught by mother in law and unsure if I have any recourse here

Using the toilet is such a waste of time and water. Plus its edious. Just use the sink and then clean your thing. Period.

They didn’t say anything and went into a stall. I left real quick.

I started laughing at the end because I thought of that scene in stepbrothers where they peed together and said sword fight! Also banked the piss off the side to get a hair down the drain.

Mi capita spesso, come in questo momento, di svegliarmi con la pipì che mi scappa tantissimo che quasi non riesco a trattenere!!; E allora corro in bagno , tiro fuori il pene e svuoto tutta la pipì nel lavandino!! É il metodo più veloce per evitare di pisciarmi addosso!!! Ok, ora corro verso il lavandino, altrimenti allago il letto!!

wassup sink pissers, i have a question: what do you guys do when your parents suspect you're not peeing in the toilet anymore? bcs im not making any noise anymore, and my parents suspect im not peeing and they're asking me a lot, they think i don't pee anymore

Welcome to the newest instalment of Name That Sink, where you, as the water-saver you are, tries to determine the location of the sink! This week’s contest: What fast food restaurant was this bathroom sink located in?

Does this count as a sink? Or as pissing outside? Could it be both?