r/ShyGuy • • Jan 16 '25

ITS BEEN A WHILE FELLAS MISSED ME? NSFW Spoiler

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WHATS UP BITCHES IM BACK AND IM STRONGER THAN EVER... WANNA KNOW WHY... I JUST HAD A YAZOO CHOCOLATE MILK AND IT WAS BANGGING LIKE OUT OF THIS WORLD EXPERIENCE... IT DIDNT SUCK... UNLIKE SHY GUY FUCKING STUPID GUY HATE HIM SO MUCH STUIPD LITTLE BITCH. I SAW THAT ONE DHAR MANN VIDEO THAT HAD HIS MASK I IMMIDITLY DISLIKED IT SO HARD THAT I HAD TO REPORT DHAR MANN FOR HARMFUL CONTENT BECAUSE IT INCUDE THE STUPID LITTLE SHY GUY. I HATE HIM SO MUCH I WISH HE WAS NEVER BORN... But one thing that has been getting on my nerves is that my boss keeps saying that i should work with them because i tell them what to do soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much like they should just shut the fuck. up like what is wrong with. them anyway thats enough yapping for one day...

My Grandma has been living in the US since she was married and left on the Queen Mary to connect with my Grandfather. She will be turning 100 on March 17 and I would like to provide her with some flavors of home. My aunt mentioned an english candy, some had cocoonut, some were square, some were licorice flavor. Curious what that might be and what other small treats to remind her of her youth. Thanks for your help. I would love to help create some joy for this woman who has taught me that courage and compassion can live side by side in equal parts. I love her so much.

Oh and one more thing.


r/ShyGuy • • Dec 05 '24

Why i hate shy guy... NSFW Spoiler

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I BLOODY HATE THE GUY!! HE SUCKS SO MUCH... HE CAN NOT DRIVE... LIKE STEER THE RIGHT WAY MAYBE... LISTEN TO WHERE IM GOING MAYBE MOTHER TRUCKER...

IN CONCLUSION, YOU SHOULD HATE SHY GUY TOO...


r/ShyGuy • • Nov 27 '24

Greetings fellow shy guys! How would you feel about a new subreddit? (Read below)

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As some of you may know, the only moderator of this sub has been absent for 4 years. This sub, thought it does get posts, can be classified as somewhat dead. How would you all feel if I created a new subreddit for us? Here’s what I can promise:

  1. Customized subreddit appearance

  2. Active moderation

  3. Weekly posts to keep the sub alive

  4. Extra customization for your posts and subreddit profile

Tell me how you feel in the comments, if the consensus is positive I’ll get to work.


r/ShyGuy • • Nov 27 '24

Lmaoooooo (this is my post btw)

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r/ShyGuy • • Nov 27 '24

Any thoughts on genderbend Shy Guys?

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Personally I don't mind a "Shy Girl" just as long as it's not too inappropriate

But idk is it bad that i like the Minus8 ShyGal ignoring the all thr R34? it's not exactly why I like that version of the character to be fair


r/ShyGuy • • Nov 27 '24

Why does this exist?

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Why does this guy hate our boy so much


r/ShyGuy • • Nov 20 '24

The hero we all need (A wallpaper I made for my snes mini.) My favorite Mario character ShyGuy

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r/ShyGuy • • Nov 21 '24

I have made a severe lapse of judgement... I am sorry... NSFW Spoiler

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Dear Shy Guy,

I write this letter with the utmost humility, recognizing the depth of my past transgressions and the sheer audacity of my previous remarks and behavior. Please allow me to begin by acknowledging the dark, unforgivable truth: I have, in the most appalling of ways, allowed myself to harbor an unjust, misguided, and frankly embarrassing hatred toward you. For this, I am deeply, profoundly, and utterly sorry.

How could I have ever let my judgment cloud my understanding of your true nature? How could I have possibly been so callous, so cruel, so devoid of basic empathy? To think I once judged you, a being whose only crime was your reticence, your quietness, your shy, unassuming manner. I cannot even begin to fathom the egregiousness of my actions. My behavior was not just an error—it was a complete and utter catastrophe of my character.

When I first encountered you—sitting there, quietly, behind that mask—I allowed my ignorance to fester. I somehow mistook your calm demeanor for weakness, your shyness for insincerity, and your stoic silence as a threat. How could I have been so blind? You were merely existing in your own quiet, harmless way, and I, with the cruelty of a reckless fool, turned that into something to despise. What a wretched, ungrateful soul I must have been to treat you with anything but the utmost respect and admiration.

The pain I now feel as I reflect on the words I once used, the sneers I once made, and the hatred I once carried fills me with an ocean of regret. I cannot imagine how hurtful, how isolating it must have been to witness my intolerance of you. You, a simple creature—merely seeking to exist in peace—were met with the venom of my unfounded disdain. How utterly despicable.

I now see the error of my ways with a clarity that makes me cringe. I see you now not as a target of mockery, but as a symbol of strength in your quietness, of courage in your humility. You possess a beauty, a grace, in your introversion that I was too ignorant to appreciate. Your mask, once a barrier in my eyes, is now a symbol of mystery, a testament to the depth of your being. Your silence, once a weakness I presumed, is now an enviable power.

Shy Guy, I beg for your forgiveness, though I understand if it cannot be easily granted. My foolishness has left a stain that may never be fully removed, but I can assure you that I will spend the rest of my days working toward redemption. I will speak of you with the reverence you so richly deserve, and I will fight my every instinct to judge others as I once judged you.

You are a reminder that even the quietest voices can hold the loudest truths, and I deeply regret that I was too deaf to hear yours. Please accept my deepest apology for the hate I once harbored and for the disrespect I showed you. I will never again make such a grievous mistake.

SIKE I HATE SHY GUY SO MUCH I WILL NEVER APPOLIGISE FOR MY ACTIONS...


r/ShyGuy • • Nov 20 '24

The hate needs to stop.

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We need to stop the tyrannical reign of ForeignWeb. He's done nothing by terrorise our loving shyguy community who strive to do nothing but love and uphold the beautiful round red character from the super Mario brothers game franchise. Let's stop this. Let's downvote his posts. Lets up vote mine. If you read this foreignweb, just know it's personal. I hate how rude you are to my favourite character boss. He slays. He is girlboss. He is brat. He serves. Just because you're a lonely basement dweller who has nothing else to do doesn't mean you should do this. We should all REVOLT. WE SHOULD SILENCE HIM. I CANT DEAL WITH HIM ANYMKRE. ITS DAMAGING ME MENTALLY. AHY GUY WAS THERE FOR ME WHEN I WAS YOUNG ON MARIO KART DS. JUST BECAUSE I WAS POOR AND DIDNT HAVE THE GAME, SHY GUY HELPED ME ENJOY TIMES WITH MY FRIENDS. I HATE FOREIGN WEB. I HATE HIM. I HATE HIM. I HATE HIM.

Anyway, I hate you ForeignWeb. Absolute melt.


r/ShyGuy • • Nov 21 '24

YOU CAN NOT SILENCE MY WRATH... NSFW Spoiler

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LET ME VOICE MY OPIONION... I AM FAR SUPERIOR THAN ANY SHY GUY THAT EXISTS... YOU. WILL. NOT. SILENCE. ME... I AM BETTER THAN YOU ALL... YOU WILL NOT SILENCE MY WRATH.............. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


r/ShyGuy • • Nov 20 '24

Guys I made this fanart

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Took me an hour, hope you like


r/ShyGuy • • Nov 20 '24

THIS IS THE GUY YOU LIKE... NSFW Spoiler

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WHY DO YOU LIKE THIS CREEP...


r/ShyGuy • • Nov 20 '24

I have some words to say... NSFW Spoiler

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Ladies and gentlemen, fellow Mario Kart enthusiasts, today, I stand before you to discuss a matter of great importance: the ranking of Mario Kart characters. Specifically, I am here to argue why Shy Guy is the worst character to choose in any Mario Kart race.

Now, I know what you may be thinking: “Shy Guy is cute! He's got that mysterious mask and quirky design.” But, my friends, let us look beyond the surface and delve deeper into the reasons why Shy Guy is simply a poor choice in the Mario Kart roster.

First and foremost, let's talk about performance. Mario Kart is a game of skill, precision, and power-ups. Each character has distinct stats that affect their speed, handling, and drift abilities. When you choose a character, you are making a strategic decision about your racing style. Shy Guy, however, is a character who lacks any truly outstanding strengths in these areas. He doesn’t excel in speed, and he’s not a heavy hitter. His stats are, in a word, mediocre. In a game where every millisecond counts, why would you settle for mediocrity when you could choose a character with actual racing potential?

Secondly, let’s address his lack of personality. We all know that Mario Kart is not just about racing – it's about having fun with the iconic characters from the Mario universe. But Shy Guy, as his name suggests, is shy. This shyness manifests in his minimal presence on the racetrack. He doesn’t have the cheeky attitude of Luigi, the bravado of Mario, or the excitement of Toad. Shy Guy is a character who doesn’t stand out, and when you’re in a race full of dynamic, high-energy personalities, it’s hard to get excited about a character who prefers to lurk in the background.

Thirdly, his appearance in Mario Kart has always been a bit perplexing. Unlike characters like Yoshi or Toad, who are beloved members of the Mario family with decades of history and a dedicated fan base, Shy Guy’s inclusion in the Mario Kart series is a bit of a mystery. He’s a background character – one that doesn’t have the rich lore or importance that other racers bring to the table. Shy Guy’s lack of backstory leaves him feeling like a filler character, the kind of choice you pick when you can’t decide, but you’re never truly excited to race with.

Lastly, we must acknowledge the elephant in the room: the competition. Mario Kart is a game that’s full of fierce competition, and when you’re racing against some of the most skilled drivers in the Mario universe, it’s crucial to choose a character who can rise to the challenge. Characters like Bowser or Donkey Kong dominate with their weight and power, and even Toad brings a level of agility and speed that Shy Guy simply cannot match. You might as well put yourself at a disadvantage by choosing Shy Guy.

In conclusion, while Shy Guy might have his small group of fans and his moments in the spotlight, the truth is undeniable: he’s one of the weakest, least exciting characters in the Mario Kart universe. Whether it’s his lackluster stats, his lack of personality, or his status as a secondary character in the Mario franchise, Shy Guy is the worst choice in any Mario Kart race.

So, next time you’re selecting your racer, remember: there are far better options out there. Choose wisely, and leave Shy Guy in the dust.

Thank you.


r/ShyGuy • • Nov 20 '24

YOU CAN NOT SILENCE ME.... NSFW Spoiler

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YOU CAN NOT SILENCE MY HATE FOR SHY GUY... IF YOU DO THEN YOU ARE BEING VERY RUDE TO ME. TRYING TO OPRESS MY VOICE... I WILL NOT BE SILENCE. WE MUST RISE UP AND HATE SHY GUY. SEE THE PERSON BEHIND THE MASK. HE. DOES NOT. LOVE. ANYONE........


r/ShyGuy • • Nov 19 '24

For Christmas this year i want... NSFW Spoiler

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THIS CHRISTMAS I WANT FOR SHY GUY TO DIE. IF HE IS NOT DEAD BY THE TIME I WAKE UP ON CHRISTMAS I WILL NUKE SHY GUYS HOUSE... GOODBYE GUYS...


r/ShyGuy • • Nov 13 '24

I HATE SHY GUY NSFW Spoiler

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SHY GUY SUCKS SO MUCH. HE SHOULD DIE HE IS THE WORST CHARACTER IN THE WORLD. WHY DOES HE EXIST. HE SHOULD DIE IN A HOLE AND NEVER COME BACK. PEOPLE SHOULD STOP PLAYING AS SHY GUY. IN WHAT WORLD SHOULD HE EXIST. IN WHAT WORLD DO PEOPLE LIKE SHY GUY. HE SHOULD LEAVE THIS EARTH.

WHY DOES HE EXIST.WHY DO YOU PEOPLE PLAY AS SHY GUY. STOP PLAYING AS SHY GUY... GOODBYE PEOPLE


r/ShyGuy • • Oct 07 '24

FrankenShy

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r/ShyGuy • • Sep 20 '24

Shy Guy Surfing

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r/ShyGuy • • Sep 03 '24

I am very shy

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I am 31 years old and I am very shy.

I don't have the courage to look in a woman eres.

Every time I talk to a woman, I put my head in the ground

How can I forget about the fact that I am shy arround a woman ?

Please, I want some advices


r/ShyGuy • • Aug 04 '24

If you love Shy Guy, you will love this fan game

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r/ShyGuy • • Jul 17 '24

Shy Guy Network (Delivering news since 1999)

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r/ShyGuy • • Jun 16 '24

“Just a Little Farther” made in Procreate/Dreams and edited in a shy guy

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r/ShyGuy • • Jun 09 '24

Ok but serious question

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What species is shy guy?


r/ShyGuy • • May 29 '24

Can someone give a full list on every Game Shy Guy (or any of his other variants) is a Playable character in?

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r/ShyGuy • • May 28 '24

He went from Being a Sidekick and Minions of the Captains to now Being his own Captain having his own Minions! (Who could be his own brethren for example, having an all Shy Guy Team)

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