r/Showerthoughts • • Aug 10 '26

Speculation Maybe all the Billionaires are weirdos, because the desire to collect that much wealth is a sign of mental illness.

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r/Showerthoughts • • 15d ago

Speculation Just like no videogame predicted drones taking over wars, interstellar war is probably not going to be cool starships and lasers, but rather something dull yet efficient like "point the radioactive beam at their planet for a few years".

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r/Showerthoughts • • 2d ago

Speculation Spider Man is built to handle swinging from building to building, but could you imagine the damage 160lbs pulling against them at 60mph would do to all that glass?

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r/Showerthoughts • • 26d ago

Speculation Now that the US is phasing out the penny, it's the perfect opportunity to phase out psychological pricing (pricing items one cent below the dollar, such as $9.99).

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r/Showerthoughts • • Jul 29 '26

Speculation In 200 years, some stranger will be sleeping in your room, with no clue who you were.

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r/Showerthoughts • • May 26 '26

Speculation Gen Z might be the last generation to really remember the world without AI, just like millenials/Gen X were with accessible computers.

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r/Showerthoughts • • Feb 24 '26

Speculation It is likely that if inbreeding wasn’t a problem genetically, it would not be taboo. NSFW

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r/Showerthoughts • • Sep 13 '26

Speculation The first Goomba you encounter in Super Mario Bros. probably has the highest body count of any video game character ever.

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r/Showerthoughts • • Sep 08 '26

Speculation In a future where AI is sold to supplement people's own intelligence, there will be lobby groups invested in keeping consumers unintelligent through poor education.

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r/Showerthoughts • • Sep 15 '26

Speculation Given that vampires are immortal and therefore have unlimited amount of time, they will end up being experts at every field because they probably run into problems that they have to learn stuff in order to solve.

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r/Showerthoughts • • May 19 '26

Speculation As inflation increases, the "cent" sign will eventually become obsolete.

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r/Showerthoughts • • Aug 29 '25

Speculation In the Harry Potter Universe, technically anybody could legally and freely explore the body of anyone else if they really wanted to and whenever they wanted, so long as they had access to a single strand of that person’s hair and some Polyjuice Potion. NSFW

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r/Showerthoughts • • Aug 27 '26

Speculation Treating a bad worker the same as a good one won't make the bad worker better but teach the good worker to stop caring.

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r/Showerthoughts • • Jul 14 '26

Speculation The Rabbit lost the race because he underestimated his competition, not because he wasn't "slow and steady".

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r/Showerthoughts • • Feb 09 '26

Speculation One day in the future, “Do you smoke?” will mean marijuana by default, not nicotine.

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r/Showerthoughts • • Mar 04 '26

Speculation In an apocalyptic scenario, wild hogs would be a much bigger threat than most people realize.

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r/Showerthoughts • • Oct 12 '25

Speculation If people had no sex drive, most people would think sex looks disgusting.

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r/Showerthoughts • • Dec 25 '24

Speculation Most people can’t name all of their great-grandparents. We’ll basically be forgotten in 100 years.

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r/Showerthoughts • • Mar 10 '26

Speculation People probably faked illness to get out of work even in the hunter-gatherer era.

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r/Showerthoughts • • 28d ago

Speculation Is the opposite of walking running or standing still?

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r/Showerthoughts • • Feb 28 '26

Speculation Salt circles repel demons. So, if you packed a hula hoop fill of salt, would it become a portable demon shield?

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r/Showerthoughts • • May 25 '26

Speculation Unicorns could have existed long ago, but they don't show up in the fossil record because their horns are made of soft tissues that don't fossilize.

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r/Showerthoughts • • Jun 03 '25

Speculation The 'richest people' list in actuality is the 'legally richest people', which is only close to the actual richest people list. There are tons of illegal super rich people.

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r/Showerthoughts • • Sep 11 '26

Speculation One day, the "New World" will refer to humans entering new planets, not to the Americas and Oceania.

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r/Showerthoughts • • Jun 06 '26

Speculation Porn stars are probably the only actors unequivocally against nepotism within the film making industry.

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