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Just had a good hour on the phone to my wee gran. She was giving me all her tips for making good steak pie and showing me the Narnia jigsaw she's currently doing. Feels pretty shite living at the opposite end of the country and not getting to visit very often but at least facetime exists
Im so sick of ai on youtube man heres some ai images heres an ai voice heres some more ai videos heres an ai stadium rebuilt what if we put some ai in your ai
Its actually fucking allowed completely useless talentless cunts to just churn shite out how about you fucking make some effort and put together even a collection of pictures and use your own fucking voice to read your script honesty does my fucking box in
What do you mean you don’t like piss filter thumbnails, plagiarised scripts, misinformation, and weird robotic voices that feel like shoving a nail down your ear?
I need a place to vent else I’m going to have a full blown breakdown- Flatmates do absolutely fck all when it comes to keeping the house clean. Today really tipped me over to the edge, asked my flatmate to clean the bathroom but instead they cleaned THREE kitchen drawers and when I reminded them if it - they went ohhh I’ll try but I have some plans with friends.
They barely clean the living and dining so I’m constantly spending a whole day cleaning two common area and my room every week - I lose out on almost 3/4 of my Saturday just keeping the house clean and tidy
Sorry to say but I know it needs done but sounds like they know you will do it. Some horrible horrible excuses for people are like that :/. Try poisoning them maybe? /s or…
But seriously you can a kind hearted person - cnuts take advantage of that. Need chore sharing via sheet or something. Or you get rent reduction. Dont say you should be doing x,y,z say we all need to do it so who wants to do what and split down
I had a mini crash out Hahahha now suddenly they want to setup a Rota and whiteboard and stick to it 😂 will believe it when it happens coz this was the same thing that was said 3 months back
I think you’ll drive yourself to a mischief expecting them to tidy up
Folk have different levels of tolerance for messiness, if you can just bring yourself to do it, just tidy up after yourself and leave it.
If they’re not pulling their weight, the only spaces that have to be up to your standard are the ones you’re it. So nice bedroom, passable bathroom and living room. Beyond that, fuck them
If fireworks weren't "traditional" they'd be controlled under international arms trafficking rules, and yet we sell them to teenagers for 3 months a year
Hopefully the pup will take on the olders don’t give a fuck attitude in time. My boys the same doesn’t care. He actually likes them. Will sit up at the window and watch.
Mine didn't care until someone let one off after the old firm (in broad daylight) right next to us and we both jumped about 10 foot. Now he's a wreck, I thought he was going to die one year he was shaking that much. We try to take him up to Lewis but I'm on placement and worried about the ferry situation. Tried every medication, hush muffs, music, diffusers....
Every single night for like the last month round my bit as well. I'm just fortunate my cat doesn't give a fuck. Next door's dug doesn't really give a fuck either unless it's a big massive bang.
I used to do sleepover shifts every weekend in Riddrie and I swear I'd hear fireworks once a month nearly every month of the year. It's proper caveman being impressed by fire stuff.
Found an oddly shaped piece of flat concrete in my front garden when i came in. Had a good look at the roof but i couldn’t see anything. Looks roughcasted on one side too. Something has blown off from somewhere during that mad mini storm earlier this afternoon, and it’s now bugging me that I don’t know where it’s came from
Na it’s no got a right angle on it, there is a bend in it but it’s a rounded bend. And it’s no 90 degrees either. I thought it might have been a rood tile but they’re no roughcasted
Am no going outside it’s pishing down again. Annoyed that i didn’t take a photo of it though. I’m convinced it’s a piece of tile like below, but I can’t see anything missing from my roof
Found an odd shaped part of my outside wall missing when I got home from work tonight. That daft tadger next door is wandering about his garden muttering about rough cast or something. I'm sure it will turn up eventually though.
"So nae cunt's geein Motherwell a chance right, and every other cunt's hinkin Rangers are coming straight back up, so then we go tae their bit and fuckin do them 3-1, could've easily been 5 or 6, but we let them aff right, ye still listening aye? So then the second leg comes roon and they're aw sayin that they'll still go through, that they'll turn it roon and still go up nae bother, but that's a load ae pish, because the South Stand at our bit was fuckin hauf empty, so wit they talkin aboot, they werenae confident at aw. So anyway, we fuckin do them 3 nil in the second leg, 6-1 on aggregate. Their keeper got the sun in his eyes and took no well or suhin and punched the baw right intae his ain net, then they had a boy, big dobber wi a ponytail, name was Bilal Moshpit or suhin, he goes 'fuck ye' and cracks some cunt in the jaw at full time, then a big fuckin rammy breaks oot. We fucked them in the fight anaw btw.
So anyway, some big daft Rangers cunt in the work said Motherwell didnae deserve tae stay up because they'd been pish aw season, ah felt like saying fuck up you, mon then, but he wis quite a big cunt, so a jist left it. BTW, dae ye know we won the Copa Del Rey, it wis a few year back mind..."
Bought a pack of gold bar biscuits for my pieces this week and it's taking an unreal amount of willpower not to tan the lot right now. Such a good biscuit.
Just remembered a joke one of our older players told me at fives last night.
Guy goes to supermarket asks for 6 carrier bags. The woman on the till looks confused saying what do you want the bags for you haven't bought anything.
The guy replies I have just murdered my wife and chopped her into pieces i need the bags to put her in.
She doesn't believe him and gives him the bags.
He comes back in an hour later wanting another bag the lady asks why he needs another one as the arse fell out one of them.
The Harlem Hellfighters, some of the craziest soldiers of ww1. In the face of segregation and racist treatment back in the USA, they went over to fight in France and were some crazy fucks never lost a battle or lost a bit of ground. Sergeant Henry Johnson was a war hero only given a medal of honour posthumously in 2015. I can't imagine fighting for you country and going home for only not have you civil rights and facing systematic racism.
The rumour that GTA VI is aiming to release Q1 of 2027 on PC would be nice. Don't own a PS5 or whatever the Xbox's are called now so no chance am I spunking whatever mad price they cost just to play GTA VI. It is just a random rumour though so every chance it's complete shite and it doesn't drop on PC for a year
My 4 year old just battered a guy as he started shouting at him about getting the badge in. Guys just been thrown about like an empty trackie by a well dressed toddler. He’s laying crying typing something on his phone, think he peed himself too
Stuck working away in a hotel with shite WiFi so stuck to council telly watching Celebrity Catchphrase.....do they only pick the thickest of thick celebrities to do the final run because fuck me Sophie Ellis Bexter couldn't have had the easiest first 2 squares and ran out of time.
Concerned I might have to get my pals to pull over on the side of the 401 so I can sprint into the woods and take a shite. Basically turtleheading at the moment
My wife and I always say how Americans look old as fuck. Like, school and college weans that look in their 30's. We had an old ep of Judge Judy on and take a guess how old these guys are.
Who geez a fuck about Atletico v Man U? Clydebank v Dumbarton's on and it's not on any of the hooky streams. Sky Sports Main Event not even doing it the cunts.
Edit: Clydebank just scored, the cheating bastards
Mario has backed the current manager to his own detriment.
I'd say 90% of the fan base want McKeown out as we've seen no sign of improvement after spunking a shit ton of money on the squad (currently 24 players in the squad)
As for Mario, the more he speaks the more it seems like just a vanity project for him, putting himself as the saviour of the club. That along with the Trump-y nonsense on his social media has put me off him tbh.
Feel like there was a very very small period in history in Scotland in which if you were a racist/sexist/homophobic cunt in public you were more likely to get told to fuck off than have someone agree with you, not sure when it happened but we seem to have gone in the completely opposite direction and there are now so many fucking bellends out in public that it's becoming incresingly more difficult to see who's actually a decent human or not.
It’s always been underlying, it’s never truly went away. But since trump got elected back in 2016 it’s reared its head big time. Cunts in hiding now feel empowered to say how they feel and express their opinions. Because that cunt has gave so many other people a platform to spew their bile
I feel we were in a good place with it. Its a shame that it feels like its regressed. I dunno if people turned against it or its the same proportions just the morons have been emboldened.
If you’d have told me that my 49ers are 5-0 and (3-0) in the division in February, I’d have said you were lying.. still along way to go but im proud of this team
Anyone know any places about Glasgow that do non alcoholic beer on tap? I’ll be staying off the drink for a long while, but I do enjoy sipping on a pint so would like some options when occasions arise
Ooooh yeah I can picture that being good too. I reckon anything that has a sort of unusual (assuming lager is your "usual") taste is probably going to go down well. I've also heard lots of good things about non-alcoholic gin.
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u/Speccy97 2025 Scottish League Cup Winners. 1d ago
If I fits I sit