r/Scotland • • 15d ago

Question Beaver activity at Loch Alvie

Is this something I have to report? I am just a visitor and don't know anything.

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u/betterthanuu 15d ago

Report what exactly? They got released into the local area maybe 2 years ago now (insh marshes). They are, as expected, spreading to suitable habitat in the wider area.

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u/ProfessorPeabrain 15d ago

they're going to have a hell of a time damming that!

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u/JarJarBinksSucks 15d ago

I like the ambition

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u/Combeferre1 15d ago

It'll be damn difficult

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u/wiggle987 15d ago

I dunno if daming a loch is suitable for a beaver

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u/cptsdcemetery 15d ago

Report the destruction of Scots Pine, or Birch. I dunno. 🤷‍♀️

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u/WearingRags 15d ago

Polis leading a beaver away in handcuffs for the destruction of a Scots Pine

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u/mrjobby 15d ago

Peter Ian Staker

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u/cptsdcemetery 15d ago

Can you describe the swan?

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u/allangod 15d ago

Do you want the beaver to be fined? Do you want it to have a visit and sit down chat with the local authorities?

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u/j-b-i-r-d 15d ago

At least get it in on the treedophile register!

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u/petantic 15d ago

It needs to be up in court and to swear to tell the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.

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u/negan90 15d ago

He will want it culled

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u/GREGGSGOL 15d ago

If a beaver doesn't think it should be there, it shouldn't be there.

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u/ialtag-bheag 15d ago

Many of the trees felled by beavers are effectively coppiced, they can still put out shoots and continue growing.

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u/Aggressive_Scar5243 15d ago

That's happening where I live. Tbh I was a bit worried they'd kill off all the sub adult trees in our valley. Started reading about Belgian project. Watching with open mind

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u/justhangingaroud 15d ago

Call 1-800-BEAVERPATROL

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u/WaveLength000 15d ago

This telephone number is actually for a rather different service than that which I had imagined first. I shan't be calling it back.

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u/READ-THIS-LOUD 15d ago

When you find the number for the animal police, fire it my way. A woodpecker has been going mental in my garden for the past week.

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u/sc_BK 15d ago

Sounds like a job for Special Branch

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u/Wide_Coffee_1102 15d ago

Yeah, you best call 999... get they wee bastards huckled

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u/petantic 15d ago

Unfortunately beavers are renowned climate deniers. They should be forced to watch An Inconvenient Tooth.

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u/feckin_hateyou 15d ago

Nah the Cairngorns keep track of these wee fellas and the water level of the loch for nearby residents.

Its part of the beaver reintroduction programme for the area. 😊

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u/Sensitive_Log3990 15d ago

But they don't do burn controls 🤣

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u/crimsonavenger77 Male. 48 15d ago

It was the famous beaver, Clint Eatswood.

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u/What_A_Helmet 15d ago

And his wife, Gnawreen

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u/devandroid99 15d ago

Cunt Fatswood

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u/MrDundee666 15d ago

That’s what beavers do. What you going to do, arrest them? They are a protected species and dams are great for the environment.

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u/cptsdcemetery 15d ago

maybe 'report' was the wrong word. Sorry, English is not my first language. I was just wondering if this might be something rangers or volunteers working in the Cairngorms... or I don't know the land owners would like to know.

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u/MrDundee666 15d ago

They’ll know. Beavers were reintroduced there intentionally and this is just what they do. It’s actually a net positive for the waterways and coasts. They slow flood waters, creating pools where other endangered species are now bouncing back. Turns out that removing a native species from the ecosystem damages it. Their reintroduction in the west and in England has been a massive success. They actually appeared first in the east of Scotland, on the Tay River, where the were released by persons unknown. I live there and posts exactly like yours were appearing online and in the news. People were so confused, we hadn’t had beavers in Scotland in a long time. People thought it was a joker at first until they were finally spotted.

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u/cptsdcemetery 15d ago

I did the Beaver Trail in Rothiemurchus yesterday and learned a bit about Beavers going extinct and being reintroduced. 🙂

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u/PaleAmbition 15d ago

It’s a very cool thing, having them back in the ecosystem. It’s neat that you got to see their work!

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u/Jimmy2Blades 15d ago

The animals are fine. You don't need to contact anyone.

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u/luxcity-louche 15d ago

You tease us in with the headline but there are no actual beaver pics.

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u/cptsdcemetery 15d ago

Sorry 😄 They're only active at dusk and nighttime.

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u/luxcity-louche 15d ago

Especially on Mickey Tuesday at Clattie Pats 😉

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u/ItsGonnaGetRocky 15d ago

Based on that post they made the other day, the Scottish Family Party will be raging, which is nice.

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u/KingRednax Lochaber 15d ago

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u/SabrePossum 15d ago

picks splinters from between my teeth Yeah those beavers are wild

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u/cptsdcemetery 15d ago

I read that with every 's' making a whistling sound 😄

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u/meldariun 15d ago

We havent buit enough reservoirs so we brought in the unpaid interns- theyre great, increase our water holdings all for the price of a few trees.

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u/ComeClarity93 15d ago

'mon the beavers!

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u/Royal-Tea-3484 15d ago

There is no need to report them; they have just been released into the wild for the first time in years. They were wiped out in the UK and Scotland, and now they have been rewilded. I believe there are two pairs, but I’m not sure if they are tagged. Please admire them and leave them alone; they don’t mean you any harm. They are just doing their beaver things and hopefully making little beavers. However, please don’t give the exact area code, as some irresponsible people may try to hunt and kill them. I hope they will have tags on them for their safety.

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u/spannerspinner 15d ago

No need to report it to anyone. The national park have staff regularly monitoring the beaver activity in the area. Any trees found to be dangerous (due to the chance they’ll fall on the road or something) will be spotted and dealt with.

While it might look like “destruction” this is 100% normal activity for a beaver and for this habitat. The trees cut down by a beaver will coppice (look up that word it’s really interesting) so the trees will continue to grow but with more stems! Again a totally natural part of how this habit functions.

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u/b_a_t_m_4_n 15d ago

Nice. I always enjoy seeing a bit of beaver activity.

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u/lunapippin95 15d ago

I love seeing evidence of beavers being back where they're supposed to be.

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u/Work-ya-wood 15d ago

Are we going to need the wolves to them in check?

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u/PantodonBuchholzi 15d ago

No need, they are very territorial and kill each other when there are too many and can’t disperse.

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u/NoIndependent9192 15d ago

Yes we know about humans but what about beavers.

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u/Muerteabanquineros 15d ago

The people huv tae know!

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u/TheHuskyJerk 15d ago

Imagine grassing on Beavers

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u/Onstry99 14d ago

nah youre just visiting so unless a beaver is actively trying to flood your car i wouldnt worry about it theyre protected and the folk running the reintroduction already have eyes on the loch

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u/cptsdcemetery 14d ago

I guess I have to buy a car now.

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u/Cakeski 15d ago

They're shaving that one for later

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u/corraadoo 15d ago

Back road to Largs also has plenty beaver activity.

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u/sheepgirl111 15d ago

‘Who ya gonna call….The Polis’

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u/eat-real-chips 15d ago

Go Beavers!!!! 🦫

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u/abyssal-isopod86 15d ago

Why would you need to report the activity of native wildlife?

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u/Whisky-Toad 15d ago

Drive passed it everyday

They know, they are watching, they are quite quick to removing any trees the beavers leave dangerous

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u/ShiftExotic 15d ago

I feel like everyone is missing something here. Obv the beavers don't need reported, but I'd have thought that this tree might need to be so that it can be observed in case it is now dangerous. 🤷‍♂️

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u/lexicon_lancer 12d ago

Absolute animals, just going about cutting down trees!

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u/Tam_Sailor 15d ago

M’on the beavers!! ✊

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u/scream 15d ago

Sure its not the local neds girning after a few pingers?

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u/f23n09fnu0w 14d ago

Love it. Beavers must be my favourite animal.

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u/Sburns85 15d ago

Yeah you don’t know and it shows

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u/cal-brew-sharp 15d ago

Damn your mum did that?

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u/ascii122 15d ago

Oregonian USA here (the beaver state). We have a saying 'Beware the wet Bevairrrr' (in like a french accent). On the ground they are fine but if you ever go swimming have a look before diving or getting to close those teeth can tear your guts out in no time - they are super fast in the water as you can imagine. Had a dog chase one into the creek one time and it near killed him (big German shepherd). I also dove into one once by accident and got away with it not being pissed off at me.

They are super chill most of the time and the old timers would make beaver tail on hot rocks around the camp fire. Get it crispy

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u/cptsdcemetery 15d ago

Thanks for the nightmare fuel 🤯

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u/ascii122 15d ago

Ha.. it's really super rare it's just if they think they're being attacked. So don't do that is all

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u/TopCobbler8985 15d ago

That tree looks dangerous.

I hope these so-called environmental creatures carry suitable insurance.