Hello, and today this post is about the reason why One-Shot Wren lost to Inkura during his backstory in "WESTERN SPAGHETTI".
I'm gonna try and FLESH out Wren's backstory, and how he lost to Inkura of Alex Spider fame.
One day, Wren had walked inside of a bar, asking "What do you guys have to drink here?" The bartender, answering Wren's question, had handed him out a green bottle of beer.
When Wren wondered what it was and tried it out for the first time... he actually liked it so much that... HE ASKED THE BARTENDER FOR MORE BEER! Accepting his request, he gives Wren a 15 pack of beers to take home, and soon... he was living in a beer paradise...
And soon he got so addicted... he felt SO drunk, even when he was sleeping that night...
The next morning, Callie and Marie, The Squid Sisters were wondering why Wren wasn't there, while checking on him by heading into his house, and when they saw him... THEY WERE SHOCKED COLD.
They saw that Wren was wasted... bottles everywhere, and tops popped out...
Callie yelled loudly at Wren to wake him up, but he still felt drunk from that night, as Callie pulled him away and said "HURRY, HURRY, HURRY!" to Wren.
Today's team Wren's was against was Inkura's.
Wren still felt drunk from last night, in fact SO drunk, that he was distracted to the point he fell down from a balcony and splashed in the water, disintegrating to defeat...
And soon, his fame fell. He lost his house, and even was outcasted by every Inkling across the town.
Wren's action led to The Squid Sisters to lauch the "Don't Do a Wren" movement, promoting Inklings to not drink too much beer.
So... what you'd think of this idea?