r/SFGiants • u/FogWalrus • 4h ago

Opinion Fuck the Dodgers

820 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

105 comments sorted by

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u/Skunnyss 4h ago

Amen to that 🙏
Worst team in any sport.
Anywhere.
Ever.

35

u/Reasonable_Deer_1710 3h ago

The only team that compares for me is the Seahawks.

But the Dodgers are still probably worse.

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u/Bancatone 55 Lincecum 2h ago

I despise the Golden Knights, but my hatred for them pales in comparison to my hatred for the Seahawks, which in turn pales in my comparison for my severe, unabated, cosmic loathing for the Los Angeles Dodgers. I despise that team more than sin itself.

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u/Grimpig 51 Menez 3h ago

I hate Seattle too, but they don’t buy all the best players in the league like the Dodgers do.

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u/camnie999 3h ago

Top 2 most hated in all of sports for me. The dodgers are by FAR #1

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u/92tilinfinite 1h ago

While I absolutely despise the Seahawks, I still have a modicum of respect for their franchise. The Rams and the Dodgers however are truly the most despicable teams in their respective leagues.

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u/77brightside77 50 Koss 4h ago

FUCK THE DODGERS!

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u/guriboysf 62 Webb 3h ago

Lies detected: 0%

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u/SactownG 55 Lincecum 3h ago

Jobs not finished

16

u/FiveTalents 3h ago

Yup. Holding my celebration until it’s done

3

u/Bancatone 55 Lincecum 2h ago

All I ask is that it ends on Max Muncy striking out swinging out of his stupid little gnome shoes.

2

u/BadAdventurous6568 3h ago

Me too! These mofos always seem to pull off the "impossible".

0

u/GoldenGateShark 3h ago

Like cockroaches

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u/monkey_D_v1199 san francisco giants 4h ago

FUCK THE DODGERS! FUCK THE DODGERS!

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u/mccobbsalad 16 Devers 3h ago

I was worried Snell was double crossing us but he came through.

5

u/MobileFrosting4345 54 Romo 2h ago

I like to think that he's bitter about losing the 2020 World Series and he's been trying to get revenge by joining Dodgers rivals. He eventually figured out that the best path to revenge is through sabotage from within.

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u/mccobbsalad 16 Devers 2h ago

The eagle has landed.

2

u/UnkleMelon 31m ago

Yeah he only won 1 ring with the dodgers I guess

59

u/flerg_a_blerg 4h ago

the Trump curse is alive and well

30

u/insatiableian 3h ago

Seeing him get a single and do his stupid dance despite struggling all series and going down 3-0 is so delusional. I can't stand that guy.

I also hate Trump, to be clear lol.

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u/Bancatone 55 Lincecum 2h ago

God that on-base dance is the lamest, most insufferable sports celly I have ever seen. I love how hollow and empty they look doing it in this series when they're getting belt-to-ass.

4

u/ad_hominonsense 56m ago

FTD
and
FDT

30

u/SnooStrawberries9563 Kruk & Kuip 4h ago

Fuck the Dodgers

27

u/mitchsn 3h ago

God bless Milwaukee

47

u/Curious_Rugburn 9 Williams 3h ago

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u/CelebrationWise1626 3h ago

Lol is that a bunch of Kershaw's?

12

u/Verianas 55 Lincecum 3h ago

No, every bearded white man just looks identical.

Yes, it's a bunch of Kershaw's lol.

4

u/Curious_Rugburn 9 Williams 3h ago

Correction: sad Kershaws 😂

1

u/WreckedByReddit 3h ago

This gives crying Jordan vibes and I love it lol

1

u/nepats523 21 F. Sanchez 39m ago

AI slop implies the existence of AI treasure

22

u/egriggious 6 Snow 4h ago

FTD!!!

19

u/meowmix6767 9 Belt 4h ago

Fuck the dodgers and fuck Blake snell!

20

u/moosemom11 3h ago

Why does Snelly always look like he pulled an all nighter? For a week?

3

u/Bancatone 55 Lincecum 2h ago

He spends those nights twitch streaming

4

u/Particular_Bug2201 1h ago

To be frank. He’s just an ugly dude.

7

u/Chrono_Constant3 21 Kent 2h ago

My favorite pastime right now is watching the brewers spank the dodgers while reading the meltdown in the dodgers game thread.

6

u/Blade3rd 3h ago

Best hate watch in a while

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u/FrankSobotka_IBS1514 18 Kuiper 4h ago

Honestly couldn’t have said it better myself

10

u/LossAppropriate862 Kruk & Kuip 3h ago

Finish them off, Brew Crew

7

u/nogoodnamesleft426 40 Bumgarner 4h ago
  • FUCK THE DODGERS
  • DUCK THE FODGERS
  • FUCK AOL
  • AUCK FOL?

8

u/aninjacould 4h ago

Tears of blue, I love you.

5

u/justhereorthereagain 3h ago

Say it louder so they can hear it over the crying.

4

u/DeepBig7633 3h ago

My neighbor who is a diehard dodgers fan has been dead quiet the past few days 🤭

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u/Fishingfan4life 9 The Captain 4h ago

At this point with the dodgers all but guaranteed to be eliminated I think it would actually be so funny if not a single person commented or posted here about them. I bet that would piss them off even more

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u/Verianas 55 Lincecum 3h ago

Do not say 'guaranteed' please.

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u/_noncomposmentis 6 Snow 4h ago

Huzzah! FTD!

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u/xsad12314gfds 55 Lincecum 4h ago

FUCK the DODGERS!!!!

3

u/KDBurner69420 3h ago

Always and forever.

9

u/martymcfly22 4h ago

Duck the Fodgers!

4

u/ursasmaller Flemming 3h ago

Step on their fucking necks.

5

u/albertGunZ 3h ago

Motherfuck the Dodgers !

3

u/browsedog 18 Kuiper 3h ago

Fuuuuck the Dodgers

4

u/jm31623 3h ago

Fuck. The. Dodgers.

4

u/MaximoAlvarado 3h ago

Hahaha. Who got the loss? Traitor snell

4

u/PCT24 3h ago

This is the way

2

u/Wonderful-Status-247 35 Crawford 4h ago

Maybe they only get older and slower from here

4

u/KeenObserver_OT 4h ago

Aint over yet, but I like your style.

4

u/_Sandor_Clegane 8 Pence 3h ago

Duck the FODGERS!!!

2

u/BriBri33_ 4h ago

FUCK THE DODGERS!!!!!

2

u/zbeaty 4h ago

🧹🧹🧹🧹

2

u/DURKAFURK 6 Thompson 3h ago

GET IN HERE!!

2

u/MillerMilano 3h ago

Fuck the Dodgers

2

u/Civil-Anybody1186 3h ago

Get out the brooms this shit is over 🧹

2

u/Just_Ad2670 3h ago

Go Brew Crew beat the Dodgers

1

u/Deftoner24 25 Bonds 3h ago

Hahahahahaha! FTD! I’d comment on their sub but I’m banned

1

u/adofthekirk 3h ago

Words of the lord

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u/richard--------- 3h ago

Don’t forget the fans!!!

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u/Verianas 55 Lincecum 3h ago

1 more game. FTD

1

u/uncle_jafar 3h ago

Snell CHOKED

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u/Stretch_the_Law 18 Kuiper 3h ago

If you listen to PTFO there seems to be some interesting strategies that took place at both Man City in the Premier League and Mark Walter’s and his multitude* of sports teams.

*former multitude of sports franchises.

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u/neo9027581673 54 Alexander 3h ago

And fuck their owner. POS!

1

u/Kmanithep 2h ago

I love watching the fall of the Dodgers in October.

1

u/VisceralRage556 Beat LA! 2h ago

Wonder If Skubal still signs with them if they get swept. Maybe buster can give a good deal to come to the bay

1

u/revchewie 18 Cain 2h ago

Beat LA!

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u/scottiedagolfmachine 2h ago

All that money couldn’t buy them a trophy this year.

😢

1

u/afkstudios 40 Bumgarner 2h ago

Now hold up, the dodgers have done something that for 20 years I thought was impossible

They made me hate a professional sports team more than the New England Patriots

FUCK THE DODGERS

1

u/ericthelostman 2h ago

I'd enjoy it even more if Toronto had finished the job last year.

1

u/tacobot187 2h ago

One more game and I can't fucking wait to crush my lame ass Dodger fan coworkers.

1

u/sav415 2h ago

I was there with my friend and we had a couple things thrown at us. Granted we were chirping them pretty hard

1

u/Sfgiants92 7 Solano 2h ago

And fuck that washed up ring chasing sellout Kyle Tucker, no ring for you😂

1

u/willshade145 1h ago

Awww. 35 games under 500 is bad but not the end of the world.

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u/Reclaimer99 29m ago

You’ve secured my upvote!

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u/DadRadio 11m ago

Kershaw’s only two rings are beta af. Those bus rider rings where he was way in the back of the bus doing jack shit. Madbum over kershaw all day everyday and a million times over on World Series day.

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u/Orgigami 10m ago

Why bother? They won’t even enjoy it

1

u/sfwestbank Kruk & Kuip 4h ago

FTD

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u/559stonerr beat LA! 3h ago

CHINGA LA DOYERS

1

u/GamerEdie 3h ago

UK-FAY THE ODGERS-DAY