Snell to replace Kershaw

[u/beelucyfer]

Sure it would be great if the Dodgers lose in 4 but wouldn't it be even better if Snell replaces Kershaw as the designated post season choke artist?

[u/shawdowbooxer]

Snell won’t make it past the 4th. Book it

[u/Pickle_Mike → u/shawdowbooxer]

I fucking hate that guy. Selfish mercenary douche. Unprepared to pitch for the first 2 months then left early

[u/shawdowbooxer → u/Pickle_Mike]

Same, bro. Same. Hate everything about him. And now even more that he ruined my prediction!

[u/bustcorktrixdais → u/shawdowbooxer]

He’s going up against a Northern California kid. Gasser is from El Dorado Hills

[u/danglindingleberries → u/shawdowbooxer]

So glad you were wrong

[u/shawdowbooxer → u/danglindingleberries]

Same. But the result is still what I was implying

LFG! Duck the Fodgers!

[u/Last-Seaweed-764]

Fuck the dodgers

[u/WhatTheFonz → u/Last-Seaweed-764]

And might i just add, FUCK THE DODGERS

[u/Dragonzo_0 → u/WhatTheFonz]

With a little side of FUCK THE DODGERS

[u/Its-From-Japan → u/Dragonzo_0]

But have you thought of including FUCK THE DODGERS?

[u/bustcorktrixdais → u/Its-From-Japan]

Send flowers with #FTD

[u/Fishingfan4life]

Dude I don’t give a shit just please send them home I’m sick of the dodgers barely pulling it out year after year

[u/dirtydriver58 → u/Fishingfan4life]

Same

[u/Spaghet209 → u/Fishingfan4life]

Milwaukee needs to find a way to close it out in LA. Having it go back to their place 3-2 gives me flashbacks of last years WS.

[u/Soft_Revenue2411 → u/Fishingfan4life]

Yeah I feel like they are winning this series.

[u/WearyCommittee1189 → u/Soft_Revenue2411]

Dodgers winning will make it more likely a salary cap will be approved locking LA out of signing anymore big contracts. So it’s a win for baseball.

[u/sluicepatty]

Yes

[u/lunchpaillefty]

Suck it, Snell.

[u/Temporary-Ad9615]

According to [r/baseball](r/baseball), the only ones who want the dodgers to win, are dodger fans

The other 29 fan bases are pulling for them to lose

[u/OpenMindedMajor]

No i actually like the fact that i can continue to slander Kershaw’s legacy at every opportunity. Sorry. I’m a hater.

[u/Pickle_Mike → u/OpenMindedMajor]

Yeah but snell is a huge douche

[u/KneelHatTrickParis → u/OpenMindedMajor]

It’s only slander if you know what you’re saying is objectively false.
Opinions are subjective, so by definition, calling him a postseason choke artist is not slander. Calling him a crybaby bitch homophobe is fair game, too.

[u/PlaidHamSuperstar]

Fuck Blake Snell.

[u/Tronn3000]

At least Kershaw had an excuse of pitching before August every season. Snell is literally there to only pitch in September and the playoffs... and he's struggling to even do that effectively

Kershaw would have had 25 starts before Snell even gets one

[u/mccobbsalad]

Sleeper cell looooong con Giants informant Blake Snell will throw the game tonight.

[u/Alarming_Confusion_5]

First pitch dinger I’ll take it

[u/dogeddoggie5t]

DUCK THE FODGERS. Hating on the Dodgers is just rivalry fun. My personal distaste for the reptile named Snell is deep and bitter. Play the game because you love it and want entertainment the fans 1st. Selfish pinch faced can take his Cy Younges with no lube. No one will miss this guy when he retires.

[u/quasimodoca]

Gave up a first pitch homer. I’m good with that.

[u/drewcrocs]

Just read this and then brewers go back to back 🤣

[u/MTMax5-56_45-70]

That would be sweet justice!!!! Snell is on the backside of his career. Injury prone and can't locate. I'd be shocked if he makes it through the Fourth Inning tonight.

[u/Chet_Steadman]

I mean I won't be upset if Snell is the one that blows it, but I just want them gone. The sooner, the better

[u/imminentjogger5]

don't care as long as they actually lose the series

[u/sackings2022]

Off to a good start! FTD!

[u/gracienola]

FTD

[u/CommercialExotic2038]

It would be lovely

[u/GhostofBastiat1]

I don’t have as much animosity towards Kershaw. So yea, hope Snell chokes badly and helps the Dodgers lose one. 

[u/bustcorktrixdais → u/GhostofBastiat1]

Kershaw is a decent human and a first ballot HOFer. Snell is not as great a pitcher and seems a bit shallow but idk him

[u/MTMax5-56_45-70 → u/GhostofBastiat1]

I don't either. Hell of a pitcher and family man. But he's unfortunately guilty by association.

[u/Kona1957]

Oh he will. He will walk at least 4

[u/ewan_spence]

Right now, exactly five years after "That was never a swing", I'm not looking for finesse; I'm looking for 3-0 Brewers at the end of tonight, and 4-0 tomorrow in whatever brutal, efficient, FTD way they can. Just get over the line, Milwaukee.

[u/Gamerxx13]

kershaw retired? i dont understand the post. but f the dodgers, hope they lose!

[u/Aggravating-Cloud683]

I mean the giants kinda did this to the dbacks with madbum. went from madbum to bum

[u/sexykettlecorn]

https://giphy.com/gifs/hM9zK1qvsrwek

[u/No-Valuable6456]

Smell to lose

[u/GamerEdie]

No matter what Snell does, this will always be proudly displayed in my office’s kitchen. We proudly stand by it.

[u/prtty_purple_unicorn]

You mean Forever Giant Blake Snell?

[u/Holualoabraddah]

I can’t stand Snell, but it’s way too late for this narrative. He was insanely good in his first post season with the Rays and he’s been good for the Dodgers I. Last post season too, there’s never gonna be a choke artist narrative attached to him no matter how bad he bombs in 1 or 2 games.

[u/76Angelino]

Must be sad spending October rooting for other teams to do what you couldn’t do. Maybe fire the college manager and hire a high school coach - couldn’t be worse. The frisco giants, the fourth most relevant franchise in the NL west 😂.

[u/beelucyfer → u/76Angelino]

Ah yes I am very sad. If only we could build a team on a massive insurance fraud ponzi scheme I could be happy again. There's always next year.