Kramer gets a job as a bus driver when he learns his favorite deli gives a 25% discount to the public workers, is later saddened to learn that the discount only applies during his work hours yet he can't quit because regulars on the bus love him and he can't disappoint them. Jerry's new date wants him to donate his car and rely on subway to protect the environment, she drives a car herself.

George: Jerry, he stops right in the middle of the street, walks into the deli, comes out with a sandwich, and starts eating it as if he's sitting in his living room.

Jerry: What time of the day did this incident happen George? Because see if it's too late in the day and the guy has had a long day and is hungry then you can't blame him.

George: It was 11 in the morning.

Jerry: What kind of a monster eats his lunch at 11, see if it was 12pm I could've made an exception. But at 11 that's too close to breakfast time to give him a pass.

Kramer: What kind of sandwich was it?

George: It was pastrami on rye

Kramer: Did he get pickles?

*Jerry and George sigh*

Kramer starts a business printing sports jerseys for kids' sports teams. It's not long before he's picking up new women, and Jerry encounters him bringing one to his apartment. "Yeah her kid's at practice right now, so I thought we'd get in a little [mimes swinging a baseball bat, clicks tongue] batting practice of our own!" Jerry spots a tattoo on the woman's arm and realizes it reminds him of some woman from his past, but he can't place her.

Elaine is dating a high school history teacher who acts remarkably ignorant of current events, i.e. when they watch the news about the Middle East, he can't identify any of the countries or leaders. "He said the Strait of Hormuz was between Spain and Morocco!" George is interested in befriending the guy. "I have a feeling we'll really get along."

I'm. Not sure if this comic counts as a scene

Key moments:
-Jerry gets annoyed at the amount of inside jokes Elaine and his new girlfriend have on their double dates. It gets to the point where he wants them to stop telling them all together.

-George begins dating a woman from Montreal. Every time they have a double date scheduled with Jerry or Elaine, something comes up and she can't make it. The gang begin suspecting George made her up since he's been single for a while.

Jerry: George, a 'Canadian girlfriend'? Really? At your age. We're doing this?

George: She's real! I swear! Look, she had a modeling gig pop up and she couldn't make it. Look, here's a picture we took together. *Shows picture on phone*

Jerry: That could be Photoshop, or AI.

Elaine: Oh, now she's a model? George, c'mon. It's us. You don't have to do this.

George: What's so hard to believe? She's from Montreal, cultured, and has a cute French Canadian accent.

Kramer: George. Look, we know you've been single for a while, but resorting to making up girlfriends is pathetic. There are plenty of single women out there.

George: SHE IS REAL. I'm not having some mental breakdown! Do I seem like the kind of guy to make up a Canadian girlfriend?

Jerry: Yes.

George: I'll call her up right now. *Calls up and is sent to an automated voice mail* Well clearly she's busy.

Elaine: Yeah. "Busy." With all that "modeling" she does...

[Intr. Monk's. Seinfeld slap bass plays before we see Jerry and Elaine at the booth discussing pawns.]

Jerry: You can't assume that any pawn who reaches the end to be promoted just happens to transition to become a queen. I think it's much more likely to be a Mulan situation, where all the pawns are just warriors that reveal their womanhood at the end.

Elaine: You're disrespecting these pawns here! You're insinuating that they're living in secrecy instead of embracing who they are!

[Enter George, looking upset. He shuffles into the booth to sit.]

George: En Passant. En Passant! You mean to tell me this game has more silly rules than just knights jumping in an L and castling?!

Jerry: Here we go...

George: It was hard enough to remember all the moves you can make before. But NOW I gotta remember that if I advance a pawn by two squares, and my opponent just HAPPENS to have been able to capture it with another pawn if it had advanced only one, that he can just DO IT ANYWAY? Ho-HOH! George is gettin' upset!

(Ninja edit: *Carlsen)

I'm not writing a bunch of sub-plots for the other characters, but my friend who isn't that much into Seinfeld told me that this would make a great episode for Seinfeld. It's based off of someone he knows at work (teaching). Anything my friend says this other co-worker will and a slightly better or more impressive story to tell. He'll also ask leading questions such as "Where did you say your daughter goes to college?" and he'll say, "oh, she at Junior college, should graduate in May" and he uses that conversation starter to interject how his son goes to University of Michigan to become a doctor, even though my friend has heard that a half dozen times before.

Kramer tries to corner the market on a rare Pokémon card.

EDIT: It's supposed to read "George's gf dumps him because her CAT prefers him to her".

What’s the backstory of this coat ?

Kruger fully remembered George and hired him just to mess with him for fun.

George is annoyed that his new therapist expects him to help them with their problems than help George with his

Katie (on the phone): What's the big deal?

Jerry: I can't dance. I'm rhythmically challenged. I don't even get up to dance at my friends weddings.

Katie: Jerry, have you seen who goes on Dancing With the Stars? Nobody is exactly Gene Kelly or Debbie Reynolds. Well, maybe the Hough siblings are. What's the worst that could happen?

Jerry: The worst? I look awful on national television and lose gigs over this. One bad Samba could cost me a spot in Buffalo. Is there a way to get out of this?

Katie: Too late. Good Morning America announced the lineup this morning.

Jerry: Why didn't you tell me that?

Katie: I did. I sent you an e-mail last night to watch it. Maybe if you didn't sleep in, you'd know. You are worrying way too much about this. You'll be on TV for a few weeks, then be on your way. It's an easy paycheck. What's it going to cost you?

Jerry: My dignity!