I got my first human (f age 46), a rescue I found in the whole foods parking lot. Even though I was told this was a particularly difficult age, and I didn't have any experience, I decided to keep her anyway.

But i'm regretting my decision three imonths later. She's still isn't affectionate and lashes out for no reason. She's not at all what it looks like on social media, she doesn't like to go to the beach or bake cookies. She just wants to sit at home and scream at the TV.

I told my friend Mittens that I had decided to go to the woods this weekend and open the door and release her into the wild. Mittens acted like this was a problem and mentioned that the woods have bees in it and that is human females' natural enemy. I don't want to take her to a shelter because she's too old to get adopted somewhere else. Plus she's kind of weird looking. I don't think anyone wants her. I thought about taking her to a sephora and releasing her. But I don't think she would do very well there after a day or two. She would get bored and start fights. I think she could have a really good life digging in the dirt and screaming at the moon in the forest.

Aita for want wanting to leave her in a forest?