and auto correct only gives me the option to capitalize the L.

I genuinely feel like I could power a whole block with the depth of my thoughts.

So, ive been thinking about how many different types of chese there are and how they're made... and then when i had a sneeze, i remembered the forbidden cheese thats made with bugs and shit so now i feel like shite and i cant look at cheese the same for now

I was thinking. When you write rules, you want everyone to understand them. Stupid people would be perfect for regulatory QA. They read the instructions and follow them. If they can't understand them, it goes back to get modified until even stupid people can understand and follow them.

i was just thinking about this

I was scrolling through reels on instagram and looking at the comment sections and noticed something.

Nobody irl acts or talks like how people do in comment sections.

People are just mean in comment sections just for no purpose or reason, it's almost like copy and paste bots just spamming the same hateful stuff with no rhyme or reason.

Like nobody talks like this in regular everyday conversation.

It makes me wonder if these people commenting hateful stuff are like this irl or just do it because they feel they can be an asshole behind a screen and get away with it.

Sorry i am in my feelings right now

You can lie to people and you won’t perish. Just keep moving with your day.
Grocery store employee? Doesn’t need to know your kids are actually 11 not 12, in fact lie about having kids.
Coworker? Doesn’t need to know that you actually have three aunts that are alive not four. Lie to them.
Random person at the mall? Doesn’t make a difference if you say you’re married. Lie.
You don’t need to correct every passing comment or make sure that people know every detail. Keep it moving.

This is brought to you by my friends who try to make sure everyone has the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Because their recycling actually comes on Wednesdays not Tuesday. The waiter still didn’t care.