r/PublicFreakout • Jevus Christ - Verified ✅️ • 1d ago

🥸Weirdo Freakout🥸 Guy gets caught vandalizing someone’s vehicle

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u/picofemto 1d ago

What a genius. Broad daylight, with his own vehicle.

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u/Cuneus-Maximus 1d ago

probably has his cellphone in his pocket or in the car.

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u/Secret-Ad-830 1d ago

no its in the cup with his fingerprints he left at the scene

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u/NewRock102One 1d ago

And he's leaving a trail of bread crumbs from his fast food trash as he drives away.

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u/Cuneus-Maximus 1d ago

also probably drove by 10 flock cameras on his way to/from this parking lot that probably also has it's own flock camera

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u/MississippiJoel 1d ago

And still has the receipt for the sugar in his front pocket.

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u/Fievels_good_trouble 1d ago

Seems like it’s gonna be a tough nut to crack here Watson.

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u/corytz101 1d ago

You dont get a receipt when you steal things tho

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u/MississippiJoel 1d ago

You think he violated Rule 1: "Only one crime at a time."?

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u/Allergic_to_nuts 1d ago

The flock camera won't have seen anything. This isnt a hot girl the cop wants to ask out or an ex wife someone wants to stalk.

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u/Steve90000 1d ago

Wow, completely ignoring gay cops exist.

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u/OverTheCandleStick 1d ago

What no we’re not. all cops are gay.

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u/ISenceAPresence 1d ago

Oh no guys! Don't use the bats like that 😮 Or like that! 😲

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u/guysmileytom 17h ago

Gay cops don't ignore me 😅

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u/notfromchicago 1d ago

If you think cops will fingerprint over something like this your interactions with police have been watching law and order on the television.

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u/FlutterKree 1d ago

If it's not a murder, cops don't do forensic evidence shit.

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u/bigheadstrikesagain 1d ago

"If its not a rich dude who was the victim of a murder, cops don't....

Got you fam.

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u/pickup_thesoap 1d ago

they're not gonna run it for prints. he's on camera in broad daylight.

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u/SugarReyPalpatine 1d ago

Left his fingerprints on the tumbler he left behind too

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u/btsd_ 1d ago

Do people belive cops would fingerprint something for a crime like this??

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u/Futrel 1d ago

I suspect it's going to be like pulling teeth to get the cops to do anything regarding this.

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u/4orust 1d ago

"it's a civil matter"

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u/BustinMakesMeFeelMeh 1d ago

Yeah but this video will really help in a civil lawsuit for damages.

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u/Curtis_E_Bare 1d ago

Leads? Yeah, sure. I'll just check with the boys down at the crime lab, they've got four more detectives working on the case. They got us working in shifts!

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u/BoiledFrogs 1d ago

It's hilarious that people actually think the cops are going to be out there dusting for prints for this.

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u/DetroitAdjacent 1d ago

They probably wouldn't even show up for this. Would probably just tell you to attach the footage to the police report you can file on their website. Ask me how I know.

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u/lwhite1 1d ago

People watch way too much tv

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u/DrunkAndHornyGuy 1d ago

Do, do you think cops are gonna pull cell phone data over this? Like had this not been recored, you think cops gonna do some sort of 'investigation' or something?

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u/Level9TraumaCenter 1d ago

They got us working in shifts!

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u/No_Switch3568 1d ago

Going to jail is probably a once or twice a month occurrence for people like this.

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u/ChampMunch 1d ago

“Oh, is it October already?”

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u/ceviche-hot-pockets 1d ago

Well yeah, he drives an Altima.

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u/verstohlen 1d ago

And in a world where surveillance, security, dash cams, and flock cameras are everywhere, and everyone and their uncle has a cell phone with a camera, a real genius this guy is.

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u/ImaginaryValue4083 1d ago

Plus there is a little flap at the mouth of the tank you need to push in, doubt he got much sugar in the tank at all.

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u/octopornopus 1d ago

Probably his mom's car...

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u/Hovie1 1d ago

And the amount of sugar that actually made it in the tank is completely negligible. At worst they're going to have change the fuel filter a little earlier.

Fucking criminal mastermind.

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u/GeneralLivid7332 1d ago

With his dumb friends vehicle probably

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u/jakethejewler22 1d ago

While wearing toro bravo jordan 4s which stick out like a sore thumb.

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u/C_Beeftank 1d ago

Did he fill up a tumbler with sugar and then abandon the tumbler?

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u/crushed_dreams 1d ago

But how could it hold that much sugar? I’m so confused.

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u/Rumplestilskin9 1d ago

He's missing a key item for this and without it, very little sugar actually made it into the filler neck.

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u/citrus_mystic 1d ago

From how much was coming back out, it makes me wonder if interior cap was still in place.

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u/mcfly54 1d ago

Most Fords don't even have a cap. They have a spring loaded check valve you just push the nozzle past. I doubt more than half a cup is in any part of that tank

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u/lecarguy 1d ago

Probably none of it without the latches being pressed on both ends.

Could just take some water and wash it off lol it has drains right before the nozzle opening.

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u/Mahlegos 1d ago

I doubt any of it got in. If he doesn’t have the funnel or something else to open the check valve (which it doesn’t seem like he did) it’s all just sitting in the outer area.

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u/code_monkey_001 1d ago

Yup. Had a chick try that to my car in college. Came out to a huge pile of sugar on the ground. Carefully cleaned around the filler neck, then pushed my finger past the flap; couldn't feel anything inside the filler neck. Just to be safe I got underneath and removed the filler neck from the tank - not a single sugar granule had made it past the flap at the top.

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u/C_Beeftank 1d ago

Fhat does also seem like way too much sugar

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u/Jackson3rg 1d ago

Sugar comes in deceptively small packages. Next time you get a bag pour it out into different containers.

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u/crushed_dreams 1d ago

It’s like some redneck magic trick. Instead of the magic hat, it’s a magic coffee tumbler.

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u/_Bren10_ 1d ago

I think the way it spreading out when falling is misleading. If you look at the pile on the ground once it all falls it doesn’t seem unlikely by volume.

Also if that’s a 32oz tumbler, 32oz is a LOT of sugar lol

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u/gipoe68 1d ago

I think almost all of it missed.

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u/Jevus_himself Jevus Christ - Verified ✅️ 1d ago

I think he noticed they were filming and just dumped it as fast as he could, looks like he’s pouring it slower in the beginning.

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u/South-Rabbit-4064 1d ago

Obviously that car runs on sugar and he was trying to drain it

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u/perfect_insanity93 1d ago

Here officer. Have my finger prints.

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u/happiest_wanderer 1d ago

In o world are they pulling prints for this. lol

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u/KoA07 1d ago

I mean they took prints when my house was broken in to and only my x box got stolen back in the day. They didn’t do anything with them and they left the fingerprint ink dust stuff all over the place, but they did take prints 🤷

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u/pickup_thesoap 1d ago

that's because it was a burglary, which is usually a felony and a serious crime

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u/sephtater 1d ago

Nobody’s going to be pulling fingerprints for petty crimes. This isn’t the movies. They’ll be lucky to convince a cop to watch this video.

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u/imisstheyoop 1d ago

Leads, yeah, sure. I'll just check with the boys down at the crime lab, they've got four more detectives working on the case. They've got us working in shifts!

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u/Verbalase69 1d ago

Jesus! what’s that smell man?

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u/Odd-Track4299 1d ago

Exactly. My car was broken into and I had some personal information and other items stolen from my glove box and center console so I went to the police station to file a report and they just told me to keep an eye on my credit score in case my identity gets stolen. They didn’t want to file a report. I left feeling baffled at their response. I’ve always stood up for the police but that pissed me off and changed my perspective a bit. These assholes literally do not want to help or do anything. At least in my city

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u/JustfcknHarley 16h ago

You're so close.

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u/Singl1 15h ago

honestly, they usually are. so damn close yet so damn far

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u/Tumleren 1d ago

They got us working in shifts!

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u/eeyore134 1d ago

Tell the cop that his eyes were dilated and he might have had something to drink and you smelled something funny and they'll go to the ends of the earth to have a word with them.

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u/threedogdad 1d ago

this is way beyond a petty crime.

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u/wafflez88 1d ago

My car was stolen. When it was found, they laughed at me for asking if they got fingerprints. Told me they didnt dust for them. They dont care.

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u/storm_the_castle 1d ago

Class 1 Misdemeanor in North Carolina: standard personal property damage to a vehicle remains a misdemeanor regardless of the repair cost

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u/coolsilentebeans 1d ago

This took place in SC. It falls under malicious injury to personal (or real) property. If damages are under $2,000 then it’s a misdemeanor punishable by up to 30 days in jail and fines. If the damages total above $2,000 but less than $10,000 then it’s a felony punishable by 5 years in prison. Above $10,000 can get you 10 years.

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u/doktor_wankenstein 1d ago

So how much do you figure to drop, drain, and refill the gas tank (assuming the engine, etc are still ok)?

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u/KillerElbow 1d ago

He'd better hope the engine isn't turned on..

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u/coolsilentebeans 1d ago

That I can’t tell you. Best case scenario, the owner/driver never tries cranking the car up, but still has to get it towed, then “diagnosed”. I’m guessing that the more intensive the labor, the higher the cost. Not all setups are as easy to reach and disassemble than others. Then there’s also the cost of the parts. In today’s market foreign made parts might easily push the cost to felony level.

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u/OhGodItsPayne 1d ago

Fuck that guy, thanks for your answer lol

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u/jverity 1d ago

I was on an IT contract updating computers in NC public schools and had my stereo stolen out of my car. The cops took my statement, asked for a list of all the people I had had in the car with me recently, and took prints. That cheap ass Best Buy stereo was worth WAY less than the damage this guy just caused.

If they didn't take prints for this the only reason would be that they have the video and they don't need them. It doesn't matter if it is just a misdemeanor. The insurance company is still going to file a civil suit on top of his criminal penalties and garnish his wages until he pays back whatever they had to spend to fix this car.

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u/Padawanbater 1d ago

My car got broken into, broken window, probably about $300 worth of electronics and CD's (back early 00's). The cop that showed up acted like I ruined his night by wasting his time with this stupid bullshit. Never heard a single word back.

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u/arequipapi 1d ago

I actually got a surprising amount of help from the cops over a stolen stereo once as well. (No finger prints required)

In my case, I got rear-ended and my truck wasn't drivable so it got towed to a wrecking yard (was pretty obvious it was totaled immediately)

After getting a payout quote from insurance I decided I wanted the truck back and I would just part it out myself because it was a truck with somewhat of a cult following and I had some more desirable options on mine, as well as desirable after market parts that were still good. It also had a pretty nice sound system in it and when I received it at my house, all the speakers and amps were gone, and the head unit was the wrong one that was just thrown in at the last minute (not even wired up).

I called the towing company demanding answers and they tried to just blow me off. I said I'll be there in an hour with a police officer. I was still young and naive then and I thought this was a realistic possibility. They blew me off again.

I called their bluff, and a cop actually showed up to be there when I confronted them! The towing company immediately capitulated and offered me cash on the spot. I took it. The cop asked, "are we done here?" I said yep, and that was that.

I only learned later how lucky I was. As I've gotten older and dealt with towing companies and cops a few more times unfortunately, I've come to believe that many cops are in the pockets of towing companies. Maybe I just got lucky and this was a rookie cop, or maybe he had some other beef with this particular towing company, but his presence alone forced their hand.

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u/PmButtPics4ADrawing 1d ago

It's really going to depend on the cop you get, some just don't give a shit even if you hand them the case on a silver platter. A while ago one of my coworkers stole my wallet, we had her on camera and since she worked there we obviously had her name, address etc and the police just filed a report and called it a day. Didn't even get my shit back. This was a middle-class suburb too so it's not like they were busy chasing murderers or whatever

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u/FartinDarton 1d ago

My brother's house was broken into and they stole money, guns, prescription drugs, laptops, and they didn't dust for fingerprints. They even clearly went in through a window and left it open.

Cops took down the serial numbers on the guns and left. Nothing else.

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u/hesh582 1d ago

1.) no it isn't, whether you wish otherwise or no

2.) they don't bother with fingerprints for most major crimes either.

The extent of usual forensics begins and ends with DNA in situations where that's appropriate.

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u/Coffee_pecking_order 1d ago

They have him on video doing it, getting into a car with a clearly visible license plate. They don't need fingerprints

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u/Norrinradd194 1d ago

I'm not a criminal mastermind but I feel like if I was about to do something that could land me in jail, I'd at least tighten my belt first

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u/IWannaGoFast00 1d ago

Seems like you actually do have what it takes to be a master criminal my friend.

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u/xBAMFNINJA 1d ago

At least in that zip-code..

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u/kurtrussellsmoustach 1d ago

do you think that would get jail time?

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u/Clever_Losername 1d ago

I’ve never vandalized a car, but as an ex juvenile delinquent, this is worse than beginner work.

The big thing that sticks out to me is that the parking space next to the car he vandalized is available. The obviously play would be to park your car in that spot to concele what you’re doing. Instead, this jackass made the least conspicuous choice for every decision. I doubt he even got sugar in the tank. He should’ve used a funnel.

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u/ionno_bout_dat 1d ago

For more tips, follow this guy's channel☝️

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u/MainusEventus 20h ago

He has over 1000 crime knowledge

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u/siccoblue 1d ago

Will do!

-definitely not the police

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u/shadowmonk13 1d ago

As a fellow juvenile delinquent he was an amateur because it’s smarter to fill a gas jug with a sugar syrup made with sugar and water till it’s thick but pourable

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u/Classic_Can_1704 1d ago

As a fellow fellow juvenile delinquent, it’s obvious this is a late 10’s ford which has the no-gas-cap design (I’m a delinquent not a car expert). That sugar is all over the pavement because there’s a built in cap that is pressed down by the gas nozzle. This guy is a nerd.

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u/Dapper_Potato_ 9h ago

If this guy was a nerd, the sugar would be in the tank because he would have known about the built in cap.

Can I offer "dumbass" instead? 😂

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u/TheCheddarFairy 1d ago

Yeah and then it's way less conspicuous, just a guy putting fuel in the tank.

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u/MiisterSoloDolo 1d ago

*most conspicuous least inconspicuous

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u/Apocalypse_Knight 1d ago

I mean I would have just used a normal gas jug but prob fill it with water and oil if I wanted to take someone's engine out.

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u/Crzdvl 1d ago

Does he not know you need to press the flap in order to get to the gas tank lol

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u/fzj80335 1d ago

Yeah, without a funnel there really is no damage.

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u/GitEmSteveDave 1d ago

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u/airfryerfuntime 1d ago

It's a Ford, so you need the special metal funnel that is the same diameter as a gas pump nozzle. Any regular old plastic funnel won't work.

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u/GitEmSteveDave 1d ago

Having looked at the "special" funnel you "need", I'd love to hear how a narrower funnel wouldn't work, if all it's doing is pushing a flap out of the way. I understand there's usually a cross block further down to prevent siphon hoses.

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u/Travel_Banned_Temp 1d ago

This dude for sure shows up at high school parties uninvited.

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u/chrza 1d ago

He’s 25 but he’s got percocets!

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u/RealLifeNothingFishy 1d ago

Since I’m here so early - sugar will sink and clog the tank. The gas tank will need to be flushed at some point.

I was under the impression that your car exploded or something, but it isn’t as bad as that lol. It doesn’t destroy your engine.

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u/ADIDAS247 1d ago

Yes. There are tons more things you could do that would be easier and way more damaging.

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u/ValuableMiddle378 1d ago edited 1d ago

Bleach is the way to go.

Edit: This is not vandalism advice

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u/east_van_dan 1d ago

Yes it is.

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u/druman22 1d ago

Thanks for the tip

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u/anderel96 1d ago

What are those things? To make sure I never do them, of course

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u/Zip_Zoopity_Bop 1d ago

Steel ball bearings in the gas tank. Won't damage anything, but will make horrible noise every time they turn a corner. Allegedly.

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u/Itsme340 1d ago

Dump a quart of oil in there. It would gum things up pretty good and probably would have been way less conspicuous than what this genius did.

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u/doyouevenglass 1d ago

oil, diesel, blow torch, just whatever you've got around

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u/ChampMunch 1d ago

Will these 900 bottles of baby oil I have lying around work?

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u/Itsme340 1d ago

Yeah, Diddy. That'll work.

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u/chubbysumo 1d ago

Since sugar does not dissolve in gasoline, the worst it can do is clog the screen on the pump in the tank. That's it. If it somehow makes it past that it will be stopped in your fuel filter, and we'll clog it up pretty fast, but that's an easy change.

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u/icehot54321 1d ago

There is a good youtube vid of this russian mechanic who dumps a whole 2 liter of soda in his gas tank and then drives around until the car stops and then fixes it.

I can't remember the details but the fix wasn't too bad

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u/EmrysTheBlue 1d ago edited 1d ago

Don't know if it's the same guy, but my friend showed me a guy who puts absurd shit into the cars as oil or fuel and sees how long he can make em run. If I remember right, eggnog is surprisingly a great engine lubricant

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u/ImWithKong 1d ago

It’s a ford, there’s a second door further in. No way any of this made it to the tank

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u/EnergyTurtle23 1d ago

Yep, my car is a Ford Escape and it has a tamper-proof cover on the gas tank that can only be opened by newer fuel pumps (or the special funnel attachment that is included with the vehicle). I’ve even encountered older fuel pumps that I couldn’t use to pump gas into my car because of the trapdoor thingy.

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u/Thesinistral 1d ago

Speaking of sugar in the tank…. My dad told me that in the 1970s a jerk kid siphoned gas out of my grandad’s farm truck. After the 2nd time, grandpa put sugar into his own tank… and waited. The dumb kid came up to him one day and said “ You ruined my engine!!!” lol.

Grandpa dropped and drained his tank. Problem solved.

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u/CameronsTheName 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's stupid o'clock petrol prices in Australia. The neighbour syphoned my 4wd for fuel and put it in his hatchback (I seen it on my cameras). My 4wd is a diesel running 30/70 mix of used oils and his car is a modern petrol. It didn't have a good time apparently because i seen it stranded on the side of road about 5km from home where it's currently remained for 2 weeks.

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u/gravi-tea 1d ago

Grandpa was a straight menace.

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u/ImWithKong 1d ago

It’s a ford. None of that is even touching the tank as long as he doesn’t fill up before it gets cleaned out

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u/DoiReadThatStupid 1d ago

Whats that mean? Pretend I'm an idiot. I can't tell if its a joke I dont get or some knowledge Im interested in.

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u/ImWithKong 1d ago

Any modern ford has a capless system. There’s the initial door the pump pushes past, and a secondary door to make siphoning gas harder 4-6 inches down. Even to fill up with a gas can requires a special funnel, which comes with the vehicle.
If that secondary door is not open any liquid or solid that goes in will not make it to the tank, and liquids usually end up on the ground

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u/DoiReadThatStupid 1d ago

Cool, thanks.

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u/Double_Dime 1d ago

Good news is, with an escape, they have a weird filler neck that needs to be opened with the tube in the trunk, therefore little of any sugar got into the tank

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u/airfryerfuntime 1d ago

That factory metal emergency funnel was lost long ago.

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u/BreadfruitMore4408 1d ago

The Jamaican accent is killing me 🤣

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u/WangDanglin 1d ago

Me ave em license plate dis time mhmm

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u/Thesinistral 1d ago

I love Caribbean accents.

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u/southafricanamerican 1d ago

In the era of cameras everywhere.. how does one hypothetically do random actions like this. You cant drive your car one block over and walk there... camera will tie you to it. You cant borrow a buddies car and wear a hoodie, you cant rent a car, you could use a bike.

I assume the folks in the UK with cameras everywhere have thought of this more than I have.

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u/SouthernWilding 1d ago

We may have cameras everywhere, but fortunately(or unfortunately depending who you ask) we simply dont have the man power in our legal system to prosecute everything. Even in these days dummies like him can get away with things like this because the courts are too busy dealing with actual monsters of society.

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u/stoopididiotface 1d ago

Lemme sit this cup with my fingerprints down right by the scene of the crime, that'll throw em.

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u/ThrifToWin 1d ago

Cops aren't going to fingerprint unless it's a rape or murder.

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u/DrMerman 1d ago

They didn't fingerprint anything when somebody broke into my house and stole thousands of dollars worth of items.

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u/Imposter1 1d ago

I’m surprised they didn’t tell you that’s a civil matter and that they won’t intervene.

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u/Indarezzfosho 1d ago

Expecting due diligence from the police? Lol yeah that's on you dawg

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u/Rob_035 1d ago

Cops don't even test rape kits in a timely fashion to catch predators. They mostly rely on the public to solve the cases for them (and criminals mostly catch themselves, because they're idiots, otherwise they wouldn't be criminals).

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u/Planoniceguy 1d ago

If they drop the tank and drained everything, wouldn’t it be OK? Wouldn’t they really only have problems if they started it up and let it run through the system?

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u/PiCkL3PaNtZ 1d ago

As long as it doesn't start it's exactly as you described sugar doesn't dissolve it settles and is actually preety easy to flush it's when it starts and goes through the injectors when your fucked it's still not a cheap fix and is a huge ass hole move

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u/Scerwup 1d ago

Honest question, not trying to be any type of way. But, wouldn’t the, at least two, filters between the tank and the injectors help to mitigate this? Isn’t there typically a filter on the fuel pickup at the pump and an inline fuel filter somewhere before the actual injection? Actually I know that the vehicle has a fuel filter, they all do.

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u/PiCkL3PaNtZ 1d ago

It's a great question doesn't hurt to be curious and yah you are right the filters help immensely but no filter is perfect depending on the age of the car some of the mesh filters can get bigger holes. What mainly happens is the sugar gets stored up as you drive like a snow globe and eventually covers all the filters starving the fuel system. My fuel injector was more like worst case scenario that's not a point of no return but usually if it gets to the injectors the cost of repair isn't worth it for age of the car.

Hope that kinda better explains my initial comment lol.

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u/geekmasterflash 1d ago

How on earth is the amount of sugar spilling out of that tank capable of coming out of the small tumbler he had?

Also, what state are these license plates?

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u/Jevus_himself Jevus Christ - Verified ✅️ 1d ago

I think it’s an optical illusion, looks like more than it actually is as it falls but the pile on the floor is pretty small.

South carolina

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u/MidwesternLikeOpe 1d ago

Filled to the brim, but newer Ford vehicles have a trip mechanism to prevent this exact thing (not that it's dangerous even). There's 2 compartments to open with a gas nozzle to refuel. Zero sugar got into that tank. And sugar won't even do anything, according to the other comments.

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u/baldude69 1d ago

Sugar crystals are very fine and can create a large “cascading” effect when poured out. Kind of like what happens with very fine sand

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u/Supplicationjam 1d ago

Looks like South Carolina

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u/natural-situation420 1d ago

Fingerprints on the cup he left, license plate, car make, got everything. He's the dumbest ever. The car owner already knows who did it. That was personal. 

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u/solarlofi 1d ago

Let's be honest, no police department is collecting finger prints for this level of crime.

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u/PackageDangerous6837 19h ago

None of that got in lol

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u/Kayberry247 1d ago

Cheddar Bob?!

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u/Fun-Mud3861 1d ago

Naw this guy merely shot himself in the foot here

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u/bleepbloopbeepbap 1d ago

Altima behavior never fails to impress.

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u/lazemachine 1d ago

I think he is drunk.

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u/Blue_Waffle_Brunch 1d ago

No he's just stupid. Looks very similar.

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u/Disastrous_Minute_56 1d ago

I doubt much of it made it in there, there's typically a spring-loaded valve, and the guy was too dumb to use something like a funnel.

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u/Plutoid 1d ago

Dude even runs like a tweaker.

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u/tgbst88 1d ago

Did any of it make it into the tank lol..

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u/servbot10 1d ago

The best part is that it's near impossible without a funnel to get anything into the tank this way with the Ford Capless system that vehicle has. That person is going to wonder why there's sugar everywhere behind the fuel door but the car will be fine.

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u/Noxatro 1d ago

I've been alive for a good while, and I've always heard about this. But this is the first time I've actually seen it happen.

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u/Tiger_Ho26 1d ago

He was so smart to show his full face and his car license plate.

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u/FitConsideration4961 1d ago

For the capless fuel fillers, you need the special funnel that comes with the car in order to insert anything into it that’s not a fuel dispenser. That dude just wasted a whole bag of sugar for nothing.

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u/EnergyTurtle23 1d ago

That’s a Ford Escape, those have a proprietary spring-loaded cover on the gas tank that can only be opened with a fuel pump nozzle or a special funnel attachment. I’ve even encountered older fuel pumps that couldn’t open the tank cover. None of that sugar actually went into the gas tank.

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u/Grose040791 1d ago

If the owner doesn’t start their car can it be saved?

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u/mazzoluem 20h ago

Lol just want the story of the last time she saw that happen since she said "this time"

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u/FrumptyLumpty 10h ago

All the guy had to do was get an actual red gas can and fill it with sugar water or something. Then no one would have thought him suspicious enough to film.

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u/toughnorris 20h ago

I've heard of sugar in the tank before , but I don't think this is what they were talking about

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u/gucci-sprinkles 1d ago

That's not a guy, that is clearly JD Vance.

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u/Unilted_Match1176 1d ago

Criminal mastermind.

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u/Dumb_But_Pretty 1d ago

Dont use sugar, use bleach.

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u/FunkMunki 1d ago

I mix a cup of bleach in every time I fill up. Keeps the engine insides nice and clean. /s

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u/natiusj 1d ago

And prevents/cures Covid.

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u/Dry_Scar1556 1d ago

That doesn’t work

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u/xlews_ther1nx 1d ago

Thats not vandalism. Thats criminal damage

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u/FiftyFootMidget 1d ago

What a dumbass. You get an actual gas container. You mix the sugar with water. That way when you're pooring it in nobody even thinks twice. It also goes in cleaner so there's not a pile of sugar next to it.

Also just do the water it fucks up enough shit and you don't need to buy sugar.

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u/Mahlegos 1d ago

A fun fact about fords is that for more than a decade they’ve had “capless” fill necks. It means there’s no cap you have to unscrew, instead, there’s a metal tab with a strong spring that seals the fill neck and it has to be pushed out of the way with the gas nozzle or a specific funnel they come with. They aren’t just open to the air.

All that to say, this dummy likely didn’t get any of the sugar(?) in the gas tank thanks to that and it’ll just need to be blown/cleaned out of the fill neck area before they put gas in next time.

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u/adrian_elliot 1d ago

Altima activities

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u/Wide-Trifle-201 1d ago

With a strong probability, there will be no problems with the vandalized car.

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u/E_Fred_Norris 1d ago

Isn't the whole sugar in the gas tank a Hollywood myth?

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u/timhyde74 1d ago edited 1d ago

If I'm remembering correctly, on an episode of Myth Busters, they took a working engine, split a gas tank in half, and put a clear top on it so they could see what the sugar did once it got into the tank. The engine ran fine. After they cleaned everything out, they then put a vety small amount of bleach into the gas, and the engine locked down almost immediately lol!

https://youtube.com/shorts/a2ePrD_dAck?is=jAsSvUzMSc05_Cey

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u/JuicySpark 💥 Juicy 🧃 💥 13h ago

Leave the evidence behind with your finger prints.

Police will need that to prove you caused 10K in damage.

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u/yottyboy 1d ago

Let’s assume that some contaminants got in. If it’s sugar, it doesn’t dissolve in gasoline so it’s just going to sit in the bottom. If it’s sand, same thing. The fuel pump pickup has a filter that will prevent anything getting into the fuel system and more filters downstream. The effort may have been ok but this person doesn’t know how a car works and relied on an old wives’ tale

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u/Jonkinch 1d ago

It clogs the filter up and sometimes the filters fail and you have a worse problem…

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u/Educational-Bit-145 1d ago

Not to mention the car is now diabetic ….

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u/real-darkph0enix1 1d ago

Would’ve been easier and faster to just do the Axel Foley and just stick a banana in the tailpipe

https://giphy.com/gifs/11VC5rj2QFZQ8o

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u/Rentington 1d ago edited 1d ago

That plate is a message from the future. The Kentucky Wildcats will win their basketball game against Kansas 73 to 67.

RemindMe! November 11th, 2026

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