r/PoursTea • u/mustu04 • 3h ago

Hearth & Home 🏡 Surely they should not be invading her personal space first either

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90 Upvotes

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u/chaynjez 3h ago

They were the ones guilty of soliciting. I thought this was America!

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u/OnlyFiveLives 2h ago

Right? You'll never find me convicting her of anything.

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u/chaynjez 2h ago

I find her guilty of being smokin hot and a having a great sense of humor/morality!

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u/Regular-Judge-5651 3h ago

Indecent exposure? In her own house? Nah, fuck that. If anything the Bible thumpers should get cited for unwanted solicitation.

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u/stonerPI 2h ago

It’s probably an OF advertisement

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u/WoolshirtedWolf 2h ago

Usually I hate self promotion, but I will hand it to her for inventing a new GPS setting to OF.

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u/Healthy-Confection66 2h ago

She might hand it to you lol

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u/WoolshirtedWolf 2h ago

Tis better to receive with both hands open.

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u/Quick_Effort594 1h ago

I pray to Mormon God that you're wrong

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u/16inchpianist 2h ago

It's a fake story. People flash JWs all the time. Nobody calls the cops. They just say "have a nice day."

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u/Alternative-Angle214 2h ago

Do they really?

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u/16inchpianist 2h ago

Not every week, but yeah, it happens. They don't call the cops unless someone attacked them or wouldn't let them leave.

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u/Alternative-Angle214 1h ago

If I was a JW. I would end up sinning and jumping on that

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u/East_Study_6860 2h ago

What 😂?! I can’t stop laughing at JW’s getting flashed by hot chicks wherever the Holy Spirit takes them ☠️

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u/AlbertTheHorse 3h ago

I say she stood her ground. 

Pew! Pew!

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u/Master_of_Ritual 2h ago

Lethal dubious self-defense is legal in America, not boobs.

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u/Time-Statistician958 20m ago

A pair of 38’s

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u/olmnknt 3h ago

Not one to get into arguments about religion, but I'm willing to give it a shot.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 3h ago

If that is the price to pay, I'd pay it twice then take the best nap I have had all week lol

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u/LauraTix 1h ago

All year

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 1h ago

Hey, I was TRYING to appear to be more cool than I am... let me have that at least lol

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u/CoachMatt314 2h ago

Praise be to Jesus

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u/LegacyQuotient 2h ago

Can people really not tell this is AI? I found the post on Facebook and it isn't linked to any news story. That watermark doesn't go anywhere.

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u/Gary-Clone 1h ago

Also no Arkansas publication would abbreviate it to “Ark.” AI might do it though

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u/Lord_Hitachi 3h ago

I don’t see any laws being broken here

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u/TheAbomunist 2h ago

It's Arkansas. So...

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u/Velocidal_Tendencies 3h ago

How is this even a thing? My family are J-Dubs (they are a death cult, and a bunch of weirdos), how is she in any way shape or form in trouble? Before anyone points out which state this was, this was her own home, and pearl-clutching will get you nowhere.

Get it Marla! Also, answer my DMs, tryna slide in.

ACAB.

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u/gwinmoir 3h ago

thinking of becoming a jehovah’s witness for some reason

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u/EldritchSlut 3h ago

I'd quit my religion for that.

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u/BigBullshitta 2h ago

She's going to be getting a lot more solicitors soon.

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u/Novel-Letterhead-217 2h ago

If only this was real

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u/PurpleCoat6656 2h ago

Yea, if only. Its still fun to do this tho!

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u/Novel-Letterhead-217 2h ago

Oh I just wish it was real so I’d finally have a reason to visit Arkansas haha

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u/PurpleCoat6656 2h ago

Dude the Ozarks are beautiful. Had some good camping trips there. One time saw a small group of of men doing a cross burning off the back of the hitch of their truck out in the middle of nowhere. That was interesting. True story.

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u/IwasDeadinstead 2h ago

How can she be cited for either? She was in her own home.

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u/BOOTY_POPPN_THIZZLES 2h ago

mmmmm AI generated woman with big honking milkers my favorite

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u/CoachMatt314 2h ago

What a horrible thing to do, please provide me her address so I can make sure I avoid her at all cost.
Oh ,if you happen to know when she would be home , that would be helpful. To be clear,so I can avoid her.

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u/Curious-Antelope6171 2h ago

I was a JW, I never had anything fun like this

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u/Alternative-Angle214 2h ago

B*******, this can't stand! She has every right to do that inside her house at her front door.

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u/Jim-Jones 2h ago

If she's on her own property I think they have no case.

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u/RazAlGul7 3h ago edited 2h ago

Asking for a friend... Anyone has her address, I want to share the holy Spirit with her

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u/Buddhas_Warrior 2h ago

Is that your nickname for it? (I'll see myself out)

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u/Thisismythrowawaypv 2h ago

I'm looking to do the same. She might just convert me if I'm allowed to taste the forbidden fruit.

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u/ADuckAgo 2h ago

You trying to cast out the demons or somn?

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u/Thisismythrowawaypv 2h ago

I mean, fruit is supposed to be good for you at least from the standpoint of vitamins and antioxidants, and if it's "forbidden" that piques my curiosity a bit.....

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u/Intrepid_Hat_2397 Sipping tea 2h ago

She was standing in her own home, they were on her property. She has a right to dress however she pleases in her own home.

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u/Funkyrush76 2h ago

Wait wait in her own home she is getting indecent exposure ??? What???

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u/Color_Me_Softly 2h ago

“witnesses fled from the doorstep!” Sure

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u/CaramelGuilty8647 2h ago

I'm going to need a reenactment. You know, to make my mind up.

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u/convexconcepts 2h ago

I am kinda disappointed it wasn’t a Florida person

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u/JTD177 2h ago

All joking aside, how can she be arrested for being nude within her own home? Even if she did answer the door like that, I find it wrong that she can be arrested for that.

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u/Fantastic_East942 2h ago

'Fled from the doorstep' is hilarious.

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u/Due_Quote_3023 1h ago

Not real. It’s an internet meme

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u/jus256 1h ago

It’s obvious. Women in Arkansas can’t afford fake tits.

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u/therinwhitten 2h ago

Literally on her private property.

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u/Veshaad Timendi Causa Est Nescire 2h ago

Once this news broke there are now a ton of Mormon missionaries currently volunteering to bring her the word of Joseph Smith...

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u/JorgeBraceroPR 2h ago

She did. I was caught unawares by her actions on Monday. Twice on Tuesday. Twice today and i think shes gonna caught me unawares tomorrow

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u/Itchy_Pressure_8311 2h ago

Thats terrible. Where in Arkansas?

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u/whichwitch9 2h ago

This post has been spammed all over and already found to be fake, as an fyi

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u/JohnnyRighteous 2h ago

I was just about to post this! Story is complete 🐂 💩

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u/EarthlostSpace 2h ago

My brother use to answer the door naked doing a northern swing all the time when Jehovah Witness came to visit..Mine you the ladies visited often. Never no complaints filed.

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u/PraisingEastward 2h ago

By Jehovah, I think she’s onto something!
Where do I sign up??

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u/hbcountryclub 2h ago

I bet I can save her.

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u/One-Author2996 2h ago

"Repent. The kingdom of heaven is at end".

Me to her tomorrow. 

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u/SuperbDetective914 2h ago

I’ll take 10 of the forbidden fruit. 👀

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u/RektInTheHed 2h ago

I don't believe this one. They'd have took her up.

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u/RoswellRedux 2h ago

Now way a jury finds her guilty of anything. Everyone knows Jehovah's Witnesses require extreme methods to get rid of.

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u/wilmaCat76 1h ago

Wait... they did not taste then?

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u/Friendly-One-6965 1h ago

Not all heroes wear capes. She is fighting the good fight god dammit.

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u/Familiar-Throat-670 45m ago

How can they charge her in her house?

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u/SignificantLeader 32m ago

I’m a witness at heart…..

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u/rchristma87 30m ago

"Oh, golly gosh. Those are boobies." As they run away with a Hank Hill squeal.

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u/70monocle 2h ago

So coming to my door and telling me I will suffer in hell for eternity is fine, but seeing a naked body in their own home isnt?

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u/Crowiswatching 2h ago

Looking damn decent to me.

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u/Ok-Shift5122 2h ago

Her knockers are way more interesting than the door knockers.

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u/AppropriateGuest3552 2h ago

Knock, knock, who is it? ME!

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u/mustu04 2h ago

Glad by the comments in here

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u/SoRosenberg 2h ago

Something tells me the forbidden fruit here is tainted. 

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u/njslugger78 2h ago

Is that what I need to do to get laid? Just go door to door talking about god?

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u/OhNoIBoffedIt 42m ago

Yeah, I cry bullshit. No source, no news story, nothing but a salacious photo that looks AI generated. And the W in the BIPO NEWS watermark on the left side looks distorted.

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u/According-Culture686 2h ago

As a Bentonville resident I couldn't be prouder, my granddad whos also a religious nut had a 30 minute argument with these guys about a month ago aswell.