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Brewing 🫖 Kimberly Guilfoyle Threatening To Release Her Diary Of Incriminating Secrets On The Trump Crime Family: “Kimberly knows where the bodies are buried”

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Source article (published October 14, 2026): https://newrepublic.com/post/216609/kimberly-guilfoyle-hiding-secret-burn-book-trump-family

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u/Buddhas_Warrior 5h ago

So... She's going to fall from a balcony is what you're saying??

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u/Lost-Pineapple9791 5h ago

No, thers dozens of bad stories about him out there and no one cares. she has no new info ppl would care about

he was literally convicted of a felony on top the laundry list of things like inciting a riot on our capital and he was re-elected

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u/J3ster14 4h ago edited 3h ago

I mean, he raped children on an island. Tough to think of anything that could be worse than that.

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u/Local-Poet3517 3h ago

Thats the thing, take ur pick on stances on ethics and morality, Trumps offended it in some way. And still got re elected.

Theres a lot of hate and not much love for your fellow human happening in a populace that can re elect.. that thing.

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u/MelloBea16 2h ago

The man’s the absolute worst of all time!

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u/ObjectGlad6997 1h ago

ELECTIONS WERE RIGGED, BOTS MAKE IT LOOK LIKE REAL PEOPLE ARE THIS STUPID, SURE AMERICAS EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM IS SHITE, BUT COME ON !

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u/sedativumxnx 53m ago

Yea, the bots elected him. 100%

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u/Enough_Meaning5446 37m ago

Like when he said dumb has a "b" in it ... That Americans don't know that. That's a total lie. Who didn't learn this in first grade?

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u/IKeepGettingBanned85 3h ago

How about deporting people to be slaves in random countries?

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u/Acceptable_Burrito 2h ago

Or killing 170 odd children in a single middle strike?

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u/Born-Hospital-2572 1h ago

Need the Epstein file for proof. She opens her mouth and being practically related. That’s proof.

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u/avfc4me 4h ago

This. They aren't afraid of her, they've already committed ALL the crimes and fucking NOTHING has happened.

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u/BigAssMonkey 4h ago

Still, If I were her, I would ask for a jail cell that has cameras pointing to it at all times.

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u/Miles_Everhart 3h ago

Didn’t help Epstein

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u/iddibiddy 1h ago

If she makes it that far

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u/Excellent-Town6017 2h ago

If she goes to jail, I'm betting she commits suicide. And the CO will be on break and the camera will not be working.

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u/Medium_Resolve4873 4h ago

*34 felonies.

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u/LauraTix 1h ago

That we know of!

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u/New_Libran 3h ago

Yeah, literally no one would give a fuck given what we already know about the family. Also she knows which side her bread is buttered. She's literally nothing without the Trumps.

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u/Honest_Satisfaction1 3h ago

TWO self inflicted balcony falls.

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u/karl773 3h ago

This

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u/Confident_Idea_1696 3h ago

At least it ought to be interesting

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u/turkey_sandwiches 1h ago

He was convicted of 34 felonies.

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u/Next-Concert7327 5h ago

Exactly. If they actually thought she knew where the bodies were buried she'd be with them

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u/T_Shurt Souled Out 5h ago

Well she certainly didn’t get sent overseas to be the ambassador to Greece because of her exceptional qualifications.

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u/TearRevolutionary686 5h ago

Don't Jr found a new girl. They bought her off.

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u/Queezy_0110 4h ago

If they bought her off, she could have paid her credit card bill

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u/Blatantly_Truthful 2h ago

Well Greece was a payoff - connections, bribes, the high life and a good salary. The problem is she got caught doing what they knew she’d do. It’s what they all do. They don’t have a problem with what she did so much as they have a problem that she was caught, and that just before the midterms.

Asking someone to pay her credit card bill isn’t the same as not being able to afford to do it. Grifters are going to grift. Trump could have easily have afforded to maintain Trump Force One and yet he still asked for donations from his supporters to do so, which they did. Wanting someone else to cover the bill doesn’t mean one is broke.

She’s hardly struggling given Jr. just paid her out market value for her share of their house. Based on the agreement no adjustment was made to account for the fact that he’d be left with the entire mortgage. She got the better financial deal, not taking into account any future market appreciation of its value. Though it must hurt to see him move in the woman that he cheated on her with (who got a title she had wanted). Though it was probably a smart bet marrying the daughter of Epstein’s banker. You have to keep the secrets in the family.

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u/TheGrouchyPunisher 3h ago

Or she did pay it off, but then went on a spending spree

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u/Next_Conference1691 5h ago

Epstein scenario. She will kill herself. Fall out of a window probably.

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u/Navigator_Black 5h ago

Didn't Dumpy say something about being able to make very bad things happen to anyone he chooses because he's the president and can do that?

If she survives past mid-terms I'll be surprised.

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u/Next_Conference1691 5h ago

Im UK.

Ive served overseas with Yanks.

I hope the mid terms he gets smoked by the voters.

We have lost our trust in the States.

But their are good people there.

The trust has gone now though.

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u/Daddygamer84 The Timeline Sucks 5h ago

Fair. Stay safe out there. Shit's wild!

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u/Next_Conference1691 5h ago

Bad enough been on the same planet as the corrupt peado.

Bonus for me he dwells the other side of the Atlantic sorry (Trump Ocean).

Fuck wit

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u/Wise-Coconut7299 3h ago

We completely understand. We know we look like morons.

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u/Miles_Everhart 3h ago

Lowkey same after Brexit

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u/Serputer79 3h ago

She’ll last about 2 or 3 Scaramucci’s

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u/Southern_Eagle_9325 4h ago

Yup, look at the guy who happened to be behind the orangeturd when they STAGED the assassination attempt-collateral damage.

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u/FiXer2069 5h ago

She'll most likely end up buried on the golf course...

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u/NeptuneOverlord43045 5h ago

She’s going to get her 100K and then some. It’s a small price to pay, especially for someone who has made billions with insider trading like Trump has.

He’s cheap and vindictive, and his narcissism will get in the way, but in the end the truth is she probably knows WAY too much and he really can’t afford this debacle right at midterms. I can hear the check being written as we speak…

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u/pimpbot666 5h ago

Gravity poisoning sucks.

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u/Happy-Medicine-3600 3h ago

Nothing changes. His supporters will either shrug off whatever despicable evil he did, just like they shrug off every other evil. You know the routine: it’s a lie…..well ok it’s real, but it was taken out of context…..well ok, he said or did it, but it’s not that bad…..second vs, same as the first…

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u/slylock215 1h ago

Especially with these accusations coming from a WOMAN. I can see it now:

"Low IQ DUMBerly was never good, and here she is making up lies to profit from her time with me, the smartest, bestest, biggest boy ever! You see how I put 'dumb' in her name? It's because they both have a B in it, not many people know that!"

Really though, what horrible people all of these barely human organisms are. She has seen the skeletons in the closet, she has seen crimes being committed, she has seen the worst of the worst, she has receipts for it all and only after she is kicked out of the inner circle is she willing to spill the beans.

These people all make me sick.

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u/Glass_Main23 1h ago

“Low IQ Dumberly Gargoyle…” and the republicans will cheer

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u/slylock215 57m ago

If I were a betting man I'd actually put money on him using this name we work hopped here. Nice job

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u/Glass_Main23 3m ago

I’ll bet you it will be even stupider and more elementary school level coming from his dumb fucking brain.

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u/Buddhas_Warrior 3h ago

True.. And the 7th hole will get a new mound.

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u/Alarmed-Idea2322 1h ago

Right? Something even more damning than the Epstein files wouldn’t lose a single follower. He really could pull a knife, stick whoever is next to him and they’d find a way to justify it.

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u/Potential_Salt_5780 1h ago

Seriously. MAGA is a cult.

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u/Brooklynknowitall20 5h ago edited 4h ago

Sad. She ll die and no one will be able to prove anything.

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u/NeitherEntry6125 5h ago

There's nothing suspicious about skydiving without a parachute

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u/Southern_Eagle_9325 4h ago

Being an attorney, I'm sure she has instructed family/friends to take copies of the book to the press if anything should happen to her.

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u/Covid_Fart_Cloud 3h ago

The government will surely never find any of them!

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u/Only-Lavenderr 5h ago

Girl kept the receipts, the diary, AND the location of the bodies. That’s not a breakup, that’s a RICO case with a bow on it.

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u/za72 5h ago

she's the most clever corpse

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u/Tony-Angelino 5h ago

Or cut herself shaving. Fatally, of course. Happens every day.

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u/Annual-Freedom2136 5h ago

Fam you read my mind she might just have an accident

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u/Fluffy-Cycle-5738 2h ago

I wouldn't go flying with her anytime soon.

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u/Scrambles420 4h ago

Suicide. Two shots to the back of the head

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u/Cohens4thClient 4h ago

Or she is shaking the money tree. 

Make the crime family pay her off, because a murder right now would be really suspicious

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u/lollipop1233a 3h ago

She angling for a check. They can afford to pay her off. She’ll be fine.

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u/stolenfires 3h ago

Nah, someone else will pay off her new Amex bill and the story will go away.

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u/Buddhas_Warrior 3h ago

Anyone know where David Pecker is lately??

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u/Lonely_Brother3689 2h ago

No, they're saying it's a "bombshell" that apparently could do the sort of irreparable damage that fucking Epstein files was supposed to do...lol

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u/Buddhas_Warrior 2h ago

At this point I'm sure most of us will take anything to bring this scum to justice and get our country back

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u/mr-raider2 2h ago

Yo Vlad, I need a gram of polonium...

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u/Akkerlun 5h ago

I thought the MO was that they fall down the steps.

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u/Lost-Definition8118 5h ago

When I read it thought the exact same thing!

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u/OrlaIreland 4h ago

She’s going to get paid off

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u/-Ok-Perception- 3h ago

Most likely, she'll "fall down the stairs" like Ivana Trump did days before her NDA ran out. It should also be noted Trump jokes about his opponents "falling down the stairs" frequently.

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u/Studmuffin2point0 2h ago

That's because Joe did it so often. They covered up a lot of things Joe did or didn't do.

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u/gwazmalurk 2h ago

Yeah? Like what?

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u/Studmuffin2point0 2h ago

Fall down, talking to people that weren't there, asked if he was still vice president when he was president.

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u/synfuljb 49m ago

oh no. i can’t believe he did all those things. lucky the current guy only rapes children.

well, not only children.

also, he does a lot more than that.

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u/InvestmentSorry6393 2h ago

My guess would be overdose. No one would really question it.

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u/LopsidedPosition489 2h ago

Looks she did once on her face.

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u/StatementHot5008 4h ago

Came her to say this.

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u/ashy2classy81 4h ago

Out a window...

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u/18k_gold 4h ago

boating accident

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u/Current-Anybody9331 4h ago

Down a flight of stairs

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u/depp-fsrv 4h ago

it'll be a suicide of her with 2 self inflicted gunshots to the back of the head, causing her to fall down a flight of stairs, which at the end is a balcony that she'll fall down the side of the building and out onto incoming traffic on the freeway and into a cement hole.

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u/Capital-Constant3112 2h ago

Where her arm will run into a needle full of poison and then her head will slip through a hangman’s knot.

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u/depp-fsrv 2h ago

This sounds like the next "Final Destination : Extreme Death"

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u/Capital-Constant3112 2h ago

The Russian version

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u/v1cV3Ga5 3h ago

Nope.... 3 self inflicted gun shot wounds on her back

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u/Weekend_Criminal 3h ago

That's Russia. Trump and Israel prefer explosive devices like pagers and LAV mics

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u/poisonpony672 3h ago

They blew up the place where they made them

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u/Humble_Squash76 3h ago

Noooo, fell down the stairs.

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u/PrivateerElite 3h ago

I was just going to vaguely say, “RIP,” but this is the way.

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u/GrammarGhandi23 3h ago

All expense paid vacation to the Bermuda Triangle. What a glorious pyramid.

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u/mcbrideben 3h ago

Or she’s getting her 100K one way or another

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u/spaceocean99 2h ago

What an original comment.

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u/stubee2222 2h ago

She’s gonna have a party on the 25th floor get drunk & accidentally fall off balcony. Trump will graciously pay 4 her funeral

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u/Ok-Bandicoot1529 2h ago

Or fall down the stairs.....

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u/Lost_Froyo7066 2h ago

Perhaps she will wind up in Epstein's cell?

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u/Buddhas_Warrior 2h ago

Or on the par 4 7th hole at one of his Golf clubs.

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u/Superswampy2706 1h ago

In Russia this is called “window cancer”.

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u/Historical_Bit_1792 1h ago

*long vacation somewhere warm

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u/OneOldNerd 1h ago

This will all end in defenestration.

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u/Glass_Main23 1h ago

She will tell everyone about all kinds of crime and corruption. And the republicans will shout “Biden’s dick on a laptop”

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u/Xiaopeng8877788 1h ago

I think for Trump, it’s more like “accidentally falling down the stairs”

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u/EnastyCommander 46m ago

About to write a book after the next election lmfao

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u/Nambsul 33m ago

Burn book is probably as exciting as the Melania movie

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u/Aggressive-Crow3993 20m ago

She will release the Epstein files!!

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u/0202_tihssitidder 4h ago

  1. Publish the book.

  2. Stupid Americans don't care (no matter what is in the book). Love racism more.

  3. No consequences.

  4. The USA is over. Kaput.

  5. China #1

  6. Cry about it

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u/FriendZone53 3h ago

For sure and there will be bipartisan cheering. If you didn’t speak up in life against evil then who will care that you’re dead?