r/PoursTea • u/willis7747 • 1d ago

Meme Me Up Scotty! Katie Zacharia's first press briefing was brutally bad

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 1d ago

Don't forget rude and condescending!

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u/forsakenwombat 1d ago

And a first initial of K.

Kayleigh
Karoline
Katie

The jokes write themselves.

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u/readdator2 1d ago

Karoline with a K is nuts (both the person and the spelling)

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u/hwc 1d ago

K makes more sense than C. K can only have one sound. That's why we are mispronouncing the latin "circus" as "sircus."

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u/Cat-si58 1d ago

Melania better change her name and bleach her hair! 🫪

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u/forsakenwombat 1d ago

Four Ks would just be too much. There’s something about three Ks that just seems apt, but I can’t quite put my finger on it.

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u/Cat-si58 1d ago

Hmm. I know what you mean. If we could just put our finger on it. 🤔

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u/forsakenwombat 1d ago

Put on your thinking cap. It’ll come.

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u/Cat-si58 1d ago

🤣🤣 You couldn’t possibly be referring to KKK! How unmaga-like!

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u/BendAppropriate614 1d ago

or your hood

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u/Fickle-River3984 1d ago

I feel like there's a different cap involved....

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u/PoetCVT 1d ago

That's why the Kardashians didn't let Kylie and Kendall take the last name - it must be three K's and that's it.

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u/grad5993 1d ago

Just waiting for Karen next....

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u/Relative_Mix_216 1d ago

And reminding him of his daughter

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u/NthatFrenchman 1d ago

The daughter-wife

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u/MadeThatCash 1d ago

That he grabs by the pu**y?

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u/the_little_way 1d ago

He told us he's a rapist.

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u/Wiccy 1d ago

Hows the DOW doing?