r/PoursTea • u/saucey_dawg0023 Tea Party 🎉 • Aug 07 '26

Murdered By Words 🩸 Such an insult indeed

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u/SassySally420 Aug 07 '26

Not even close.

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u/Wasting-tim3 Aug 08 '26

I think the poster was just thinking about boobs

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u/uncutpizza Aug 08 '26

“Sydney Sweeney is this generations boob’s”

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '26

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u/TAMCL Aug 08 '26

Move the apostrophe to the other word*

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '26

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u/Largeitude Aug 08 '26

I don’t wanna

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u/Huntthatmoney Aug 08 '26

Avg looking woman with big ass tits

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u/Fit_Cranberry2867 Aug 08 '26

I've seen better 🤷‍♂️

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u/ceciladam9091 Aug 08 '26

Thanks, Arthur

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u/Used-Try-258 Aug 08 '26

This generations hot girl….still a stretch. I would say Selma Hayek is this generations MM…..

The amount of people on this thread trying to say she’s ugly cause she did an ad about having good genes while being white is hilarious though

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u/Iorith Aug 08 '26

It's a requirement of their ideology, on top of being self centered.

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u/Dull_Bird3340 Aug 08 '26

Think you mean 8

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u/Straight_Talk2542 Aug 08 '26

The twelve year old me is offended 😤

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u/th3rdnutt Aug 08 '26

My grandmother would say, "She was well proportioned."

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u/fatbob42 Aug 08 '26

Really? Because one of her big hits was “Gentlemen prefer big honkers”.

A classic.

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u/AmericanCitizenry Aug 08 '26

The Mistits! The story of lopsided boobs.

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u/Threadheads Aug 08 '26

That was more her co-star, Jane Russell, whose boobs were the subject of a censorship fiasco upon the release of her film The Outlaw

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u/devour_feculence___ Aug 08 '26

They were good ones

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u/AmericanCitizenry Aug 08 '26

Her 6th toe was not!

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u/pigeonfaerie Aug 08 '26

She had a balanced hour glass figure; her breasts were prominent for her frame anyway.

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u/Automatoboto Aug 08 '26

the gooning will continue until morale improves

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u/polopolo05 Aug 08 '26

pamla anderson, megan fox, 100% jenny mccarthy vibes. All of these are forgotten...

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u/HugaM00S3 Aug 08 '26

Leave Pam out of that category. She devotes a lot of her time and money now towards Green Peace, Sea Shepherd, PETA, Domestic Violence Hotline and other causes.

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u/Direct_Fondant_3125 Aug 08 '26

and Megan Fox talks about the toxic patriarchy that defined her to fans as a young actress.

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u/godtogblandet Aug 08 '26

The last major role of Megan Fox was a hot AI robot with a self disinfecting mouth. For someone against the patriarchy she sure seems to know her target group, lol.

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u/polopolo05 Aug 08 '26

I am just talking more about her being a set of boobs during her height of fame... not so much how good of a person she is....

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u/th3rdnutt Aug 08 '26

My hungry baby mind doesn't judge the woman behind the honkers.

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u/polopolo05 Aug 08 '26

But how does one know if they are good milkers or bad boobies....

Bad boobies do not spark joy.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '26

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u/Itchy-Beach-1384 Aug 08 '26

Syd the sloth over there doesn't measure up to Marilyn any day of the week.

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u/bluefontaine Aug 08 '26

Even padded and implanted she’s not all that. Zero hourglass like MM

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u/Extension-Eye-4920 Aug 08 '26

You think thats real? Lol. Bot or moron, which one..tell us.

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u/Used-Try-258 Aug 08 '26

lol this is the kind of shit the Reddit hive mind post as facts constantly.

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u/bluefontaine Aug 08 '26

Right. I created Alarmy stock photos of her with no tits and a giant shnozz!

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u/bluefontaine Aug 08 '26

You’ve seen too many B cups to understand the truth.

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u/PrincessNatalie513 Aug 08 '26

Yeah, normally don’t care to comment, but that pic on the left is fake…she’s natural and I’m envious.

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u/bluefontaine Aug 08 '26

Not a fake photo

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u/bluefontaine Aug 08 '26

That’s her a few years ago. She’s average and fake and has Kylie Jenner level work done.

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u/jaxonya Aug 08 '26

https://imgur.com/a/uT12528

Maga hat on and everything...... busted. "i dont do politics" just like the wnba girl. They dont want to own it

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u/SecretaryOtherwise Aug 08 '26

Im confused where we not supposed to click that and just upvote you?

Wheres Sydney?

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u/bluefontaine Aug 08 '26

Major boob job plus other work.

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u/SassySally420 Aug 08 '26

Sophia is cute but gorgeous? No way. Marilyn was gorgeous.

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u/Biffingston Aug 08 '26

Dunno, Syd there look more like a Barbie than a Barbie to me.

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u/xpietoe42 Aug 08 '26

blonde hair and massive gajungas is where the comparison ends perhaps

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u/Cautious-Extreme2839 Aug 08 '26

Also not even close tbf

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u/ImpossibleInternet3 Aug 08 '26

Boobs and blonde.

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u/CaliforniaNutter Aug 08 '26

Which is wild. She doesn't even have the best or biggest chest, she's just always showing them lmao

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u/bluefontaine Aug 08 '26

Sydney Sweeney does not even have remotely the same hourglass figure. She’s much shorter and not as good an actress. Her boobs are mostly padding

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u/melkatron Aug 08 '26

They hid the padding pretty well when they were flopping around bare in Euphoria. Also that pic's not even her, it's clearly Tom Felton.

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u/bluefontaine Aug 08 '26

Anna Nicole Smith had excellent implants when she first appeared. No one knew. Sydney Sweeny will never be that fucking hot!

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u/snoopwire Aug 08 '26

What a wild conspiracy theory when there's so much footage of her naked. Cracking me up how insane this is.

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u/bluefontaine Aug 08 '26

Anna Nicole Smith had VERY believable fake tits. I have huge breasts and I was fooled. Sometimes the surgeon is extremely good. Rarely.

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u/bluefontaine Aug 08 '26

Some implants are imperceptible

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u/MartyRocket Aug 08 '26

Yeah, I was going to write "I think the op was just saying how she's also a blonde with great cans," but you beat me to it.