Thoughts on portal?

[u/EhsanFL]

[u/According_Dot_2186]

Might not be the best idea to use either of those...

[u/ManIkWeet → u/According_Dot_2186]

You just gotta use it first, so the other gets splashed

[u/IIWY_YT → u/ManIkWeet]

What if both does it at the same time

[u/CaterpillarOver2934 → u/IIWY_YT]

then they both get splashed

[u/Much_Scholar_8897 → u/CaterpillarOver2934]

I see your flair

And for your punishment

YOU LOST THE GAME

[u/CaterpillarOver2934 → u/Much_Scholar_8897]

i already lost

and also everyone who is on your side who read your comment lost too

[u/IIWY_YT → u/CaterpillarOver2934]

Js noticed your flair

Absolutely agree

[u/Commercial-Cod38 → u/ManIkWeet]

Competitive pissing

[u/TheGen_eng → u/According_Dot_2186]

That creates a literal infinite loop. GlaDOS would be proud of this paradox.

[u/CrunchyTheSquirrel]

[garbled] momentum.

[u/Inteltentions25]

Cave Johnson here. Turns out that the gels smell like gasoline and are slightly acidic. Some of the lab boys also ate the ingredients because they apparently tasted good. It turns out that the human bladder has exactly the right conditions for the gel to be made. So, the bathroom now smells like gasoline because it's burned into the urinals. If you don't like the smell, you're fired. Announcement over. Goodbye. Caroline, get me some of the gel ingredients. I want to know if they were telling the truth.

[u/According_Dot_2186 → u/Inteltentions25]

Yes sir Mr. Johnson!

[u/CrunchyTheSquirrel]

POV: Average day at Aperture Science corporate office and the guys are pulling a prank again.

[u/Storgasaur]

Roundabout way of sinkpissing

[u/Sweet_Fly_1913]

It's cool

[u/buttermanbutterman]

Secret yellow fourth gel