r/Portal • u/Rozieez • May 26 '26
Meme Portal fans be like:
(Please don't eat me, its satire 😭)
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u/05-nery Aperture Science Laboratories Certified Technician May 26 '26
I'm the Old Aperture Lore
But never played half life
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u/Brainwave1010 May 26 '26
Remember that line in the first game where Glados says she's the "only thing standing between us and them?"
The "them" she was referring to is The Combine.
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u/05-nery Aperture Science Laboratories Certified Technician May 27 '26
I know! That's because I've seen hours upon hours of Portal lore, and in that there was a little summary of the story of half life
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u/Standard_Abrocoma_70 May 26 '26
The ending of Portal 2 may suggest the yood guys win on the unreleased Half Life 3
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May 27 '26
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u/DigitoDemonium May 29 '26
I dont think its actually more than like 40 years into the future, anymore and chell woulda died of old age
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u/GezzRoll May 26 '26
You’d like Half-Life if you enjoy Portal. I thought they were going to be completely different games until I ran into puzzles requiring the Gravity Gun.
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u/pierro_la_place May 27 '26
That’s HL2. HL is a great game as well (I even prefer it to HL2) but it is very different
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u/viebs_chiev May 26 '26
you should check it out!
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u/05-nery Aperture Science Laboratories Certified Technician May 27 '26
Oh I'm sure I will eventually
I've bought all the games years ago but still haven't played them
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u/original_name125 May 27 '26
You should. I also didn't play them until last month or so. I got them both on sale for like 4 euros and it was so worth it. Not only are the games made with quality, they have a lot of content too. It took me about 50 hours to complete both.
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u/05-nery Aperture Science Laboratories Certified Technician May 27 '26
Oh I will for sure eventually. I've had both games for years now
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u/Kastamera May 26 '26
Where are speedrunners? They arguably have more time in the game than all of these categories combined.
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u/justahalfemptyglass May 26 '26
they went out of bounds
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u/05-nery Aperture Science Laboratories Certified Technician May 27 '26
Holy shit
I'd give you an award of I had one this comment is gold
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u/Rozieez May 26 '26
Yeah sorry, i didn't have enough space to add them and mod developers 😭 Planning on making part 2 soon
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u/knowerOfMuffinMen May 26 '26
FANFICS‽! May I have some recommendations please. I yearn for the fics.
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u/CuddlesManiac May 26 '26
I recommend this one called Blue Sky Blue Sky Chapter 1: The Recall, a portal fanfic | FanFiction
(by recommend, i mean, it's the only one i know 😭)
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u/Simmy001 May 27 '26
Love how I knew someone was gonna recommend Blue Sky the moment I opened the comments
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u/GreatestNameEvr May 27 '26
The Resurrection Project, Spirits, and Thawing are all great ones.
Blue Sky is also a must read.
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u/SunkyWasTaken May 26 '26
I beat the games with no help. What do I count as?
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May 26 '26
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u/Rozieez May 26 '26
If you'd read the text under "poser" you'd see a key word "SOME". I was specifically talking about "fans" that OVERLY sexualize her, ignore the rest of the portal and can't even name single character besides GLaDOS, im typing out pepole that aren't even fans but just take GLaDOS not even knowing who she is and sexualizing her, using her as another "goonable material", hope that helps.
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May 26 '26
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u/Rozieez May 26 '26
Sorry if that came out aggressive, didn't mean to, just wanted to clear it out, its just how i type, srry 😔🥲
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u/FesteringPhyrexian May 27 '26
What about the people who obsessively seek out merchandise?
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u/Rozieez May 27 '26
Shit i forgot to include them, even tho im that type of person, i collect merch from portal (especially from ebay)
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u/immaneat May 26 '26
Finally.
I heavily dislike the stupid sexualization and romatization of GLaDOS, Chel, and Wheatley. GLADOS AND CHEL ARE NOT SECRET LESBIAN LOVERS! WHEATLEY IS NOT A CUTE BRITISH TWINK HE IS A MORON DESIGNED TO MAKE GLADOS A IDIOT!
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u/TrafficVirtual1110 Gel Society Jun 02 '26
No, they are not. GLaDOS wants to test Chell, and Wheatley is not, may I say, NOT a moron.
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u/FIREBIRDC9 May 26 '26
Certified Lore Enjoyer!
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u/Rozieez May 26 '26
Same here + old aperture enjoyer 🫶
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u/FIREBIRDC9 May 26 '26
Got the 50's Sticker on my 50's Car!
Cave would be proud.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Portal/comments/1fz0gv2/fixed_my_sticker_its_not_clipped_anymore/
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u/DanOhMiiite 🎂 The cake is a lie. 🎂 May 26 '26
Some of us just like it because its a cool game. It was a very unique concept when it first dropped.
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u/Rozieez May 26 '26
Yeah i know, not calling you a poser beacuse you just simply enjoy the game, im talking about ppl that don't give a single shit about the game and just sexualize everything without even knowing where GLaDOS is from
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u/Coiled_GLaDOS CAROLINE DESERVED BETTER!!! May 26 '26
You forgot to mention the Portal fans that send threats to other people for no reason
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u/Rozieez May 26 '26
Yeah, they fall under the same umbrella as posers. (Also hii Storm i know you cuz we're moots on tiktok, damn didn't think one of my moots will comment on my first post 😭)
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u/DarkDoubloon May 26 '26
I hate when people say Wheatley is a twink, I love the fanart that makes him a round boy
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u/Boomlikeham May 26 '26
Forgot the mod makers, the normal test chamber makers, the bee2.4 test chamber makers, and the hammer pros
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u/DOGzilla6624 May 28 '26
100% both games and co-op with my dad, also completed into the multiverse, playing through reloaded, then revolution, then gonna get Mel, aperture tag, and look at some others
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u/-Feeblington- May 28 '26
Lore lore lore...portal and half life are so rich in it theyve become a fine cheese
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u/GameThryFn May 28 '26
Old Aperture is depressing, when you look into it. Also, I do not like anything other than the memes after finding out the lore of Old Aperture.
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u/SeriousMB May 26 '26
can I be a story mode enjoyer who also agrees with mommy glados and twink wheatley
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u/Tiredasscatnal No more tests I WANA SLEEEP May 26 '26
You forgot about us crazy Lore Makers
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u/Rozieez May 26 '26
Lets pretend its falling under storymode enjoyers okay? 😭 I didn't have enough space for all of types
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u/Tiredasscatnal No more tests I WANA SLEEEP May 26 '26
You know what?
I’m sending the combustible lemon to your house
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u/mrfriendlolo May 26 '26
I’m definitely a poser, I’ve never played the games but am deeply invested in the lore and love watching play throughs
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u/Rozieez May 26 '26
Nah you're not a poser, posers are ppl who don't even care about lore and just sexualize everything. You're valid man 🫶
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u/avg_rascal May 26 '26
you can play co-op? sorry I only played 17 levels and had to pause due to exams so i dunno ToT
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u/Rozieez May 26 '26
Hello! Yeah! You can play co-op but you have to play with a friend since its 2 person mode :) I won't go in much detail since i don't wanna spoil it for you but you can play a co-operative mode by clicking "co-op" on the main screen menu right under "play game" or "load game".
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u/sammzers the wheatler... May 26 '26
im 5 out of 6 icl. i dont play community chambers and i dont plan on playing any 😭
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u/Character-Nobody8535 May 27 '26
This leaves me out, I don't read fanfic I'm not here for the story, Ive played co-op, and modding the game is just a right of passage for me
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u/Rozieez May 27 '26
I mean then you're a normal player?
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u/Harper_the_Shark8472 May 27 '26
I'm a normal player ig, I would play multiplayer but I don't have any friends so....
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u/IWantoFuckGLaDOS May 27 '26
This does not describe me at all.
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u/Rozieez May 27 '26
Its a meme, not a chart.
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u/IWantoFuckGLaDOS May 27 '26
Damb you didn't notice my bit...
I know it's a meme I was trying to do a joke cuz...y'know........
Oh nevermind...sigh.....it's not that funny anyway...
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u/JollyAstronomer5786 May 27 '26
what am i just cant choose one
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u/AlexhthGaming Knows the entire Aperture Science lore May 27 '26
Im old aperture lore + Half life lore enjoyed. I luv lore :]
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u/virus_chara May 27 '26
There's a new type of GladOS fan. The Delamain fans. CP2077 has a GladOS voiced Delamain during a mission, and I remember it better than GladOS from Portal(I played the game cuz of cool puzzles, barely remember her).
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u/Pristine-Magazine642 Searching for someone to play the co-op May 27 '26
I'm a normal player and I try some speedruning techniques. By the way, I didn't played co op because all my friends refuse to buy the game
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u/Exciteddog6867 May 27 '26
You left out the people like me who have completed both portal games each month for about 5 years
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u/idontrellpost May 29 '26
I tried to play co-op, but I don't have any friends who have a Nintendo switch and I don't have any devices that will play portal other than a Nintendo switch and I don't have friends that would like to play portal
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u/TrafficVirtual1110 Gel Society Jun 02 '26
Middle, upper row. Left, lower row. Middle, lower row. Those describe me.
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u/StonkoRocko May 28 '26
What the hell are you babbling about
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May 28 '26
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u/Portal-ModTeam May 28 '26
Please be kind. Do not insult anyone.
If you feel this removal was unjustified, please modmail us!
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u/The_MCRuler May 26 '26
nah fanfics are part of the poser one
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u/Rozieez May 26 '26
I mean it depends on the fanfic, some fanfics are kinda alright but other fanfics are poser-y, thats why i added it in "()"
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u/god_oh_war Portal: Divinity Developer May 26 '26
Aw you left us mod developers out