r/PoliticalHumor • • 2d ago

Masterclass in foreign policy

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u/ghallway 2d ago

He really isn't a good president at all.

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u/league_9240 2d ago

Good president? He just isnt good at all. Evil mf

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u/Faiakishi 2d ago

It's genuinely impressive how he doesn't have a single redeeming quality. He's an awful human being. No one likes him as a person, not even his own family. He has no skills or talents. He takes no enjoyment in anything outside of getting attention and being an asshole. He's dumb as fuck and ugly as sin. He whines like a baby. And he has absolutely dogshit taste. Like.

I understand that he stepped into the spotlight at the exact moment the alt-right movement had grown big enough to need representation, and if they hadn't latched onto him they would have latched onto someone else. But for the love of god, really?

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u/KnowledgeMediocre404 2d ago

The important part about him is that he can lie without shame. Most other monsters in his cabinet know they're lying and you can tell, but he confidently preaches like it's the truth because he's stupid enough to believe anything.

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u/Faiakishi 2d ago

I don't think he even registers it as lying. I think he's so narcissistic and deluded that he thinks his words alone are what makes reality. He says it; therefore it is true.

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u/KnowledgeMediocre404 2d ago

That's what I mean. No one else can pull it off because they live in the real world.

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u/kryonik 2d ago

He has literally (not figuratively) committed every deadly sin yet conservatives see him as a Christ-like figure.

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u/jx2002 2d ago

and when you point this out they proudly pronounce "Well, God doesn't send a perfect person to fix things."

FFS you morons..

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u/zombie_girraffe 2d ago

He's ignorant, arrogant, white trash who was lucky enough to be born rich. He's what all his followers would be if they had been born rich. The degenerates who vote for him see a more successful version of themselves when they look at him.

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u/franker 2d ago

A lot of people really have a soft spot for assholes. That's all I can really understand from all the people that still support him at this point.

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u/RF-Guye 2d ago

It feels normal to them...

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u/comebackjoeyjojo 2d ago

Right-wingers support Trump BECAUSE he is immoral; their supposed morality through religion is a flimsy facade, and they love reveling in their hatred for "lessers."

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u/SagariKatu 2d ago

I truly think he's more stupid than evil.

And don't get me wrong, he's one of the most vile people I've witnessed in my life. Still more stupid though.

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u/ThatAintRiight 1d ago

Yup, the only people dumber than Trump are his supporters.

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u/Sujjin 1d ago

He is not even a president. he is a demented old man shouting at clouds that people wheel out to pretend ot sign things while they forge his signature on their agenda priorities.

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u/scarr3g 2d ago

One of the core problems is that he doesn't understand the difference between power and strength.

He continuously wields power, while showing little strength. Hurting the weak shows power. Helping the weak shows strength.

Everytjing he does always centers arou d hurting people to make them bend to his will, and sometimes hurting them less as a reward for compliance, but mostly hurting them more to force compliance. That isn't strength. That is just power.

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u/sonofaresiii 2d ago

Also because he's a fucking moron 

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u/scarr3g 2d ago

Well, that is usually why people such as him think power and strength are the same thing, and why they usually only know how to hurt people.

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u/stickystax 2d ago

Exactly. He's really not good at anything except ripping off morons and flexing the wealth he was handed as a child

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u/Ridethelightning_92 2d ago

He's using the same techniques that he used as a shitty New York real estate developer to fuck contractors. Back then he held all the power and the people he was fucking over had no choice but to go along with whatever he said so that they could hopefully get paid and not lose their business, home, lifestyle, etc. That doesn't work against other global superpowers.

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u/Suralin0 2d ago

Or even middle powers with solid spines, like Canada and Ukraine.

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u/Arkayjiya 2d ago

I think that while not untrue, you're being vastly too narrow here. His issue as a president and as a human is that he's an narcissistic low-empathy moron. Everything else are just the various ramifications of that.

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u/CaptainBayouBilly 2d ago

America's core is a racist, white supremacist hegemony (a poor as fuck one). Swaths of the country are shitholes where white people control and rule everything.

He lets them feel comfortable in their own skin. Because he too is racist.

There's not much more to it than that.

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u/Valendr0s 2d ago

I'd argue that his supporters are the ones that don't understand the difference between power and strength.

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u/scarr3g 2d ago

It can easily be both. They support him because he is just like them in that respect. If they, and he, didn't have the same inability to know the difference, they wouldn't be supporting him.

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u/RalfRoen 2d ago

Trump has a special penchant to humiliate those around him for his own sick gratification. He’s always been like that

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u/BoneHugsHominy 2d ago

Malignant Narcissism

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u/chrisk9 2d ago

He seemingly doesn't understand anything

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u/FirstL8 2d ago

That because he never cared about consent, ask the Epstein victims..

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u/LearnToSwim0831 2d ago

Everybody knew he bought that teenage beauty pagent in order to get away with all sorts of terrible stuff with them. And it was common knowledge years before he ever ran for president. That it wasn't immediately disqualifying is truly reprehensible, and shows the blatant hypocrisy of all those ppl who claim they care so much about child abuse and trafficking. And everyone knew he aas best friends with epstein before he ever ran, as well. Such a pathetic electorate that he was even ever able to get thru the primaries, let alone the general, and three times no less and winning at least one of those times straight up. Just a mockery of an 'advanced' society.

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u/DeapVally 2d ago

He doesn't have a good bone in his decaying body.

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u/Nome_de_utilizador 2d ago

A guy that screamed that a foreign community was eating a towns pets on a debate and the american people thought yup thats our guy, for the 2nd time.

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u/mikeylikey420 2d ago

They go "he's just joking" until it affects them and with most white people it didnt until gas prices went up.

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u/Capnmarvel76 2d ago

White men. It didn’t affect white men until then.

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u/OffByOneErrorz 2d ago

Having to hear the stupid that comes out of this demented old man affects us all every day.

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u/DJ1066 2d ago

Slightly OT, but you cannot tell me that this character in last week's 2000AD story Durham Red is not meant to be Trump. He dresses the same. They gave him a similar haircut. He's called "Donnie" and he spouts utter nonsense.

On the next page he says "Did you know that moles can burrow into people's heads and drive them around like cars? Are we just gonna sit here and let that happen?". This guy is giving Trump a run for his money with quotes like that.

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u/SasparillaTango 2d ago

I cannot think of another human being who more completely uncompasses what it means to be a bad person. just a grab bag of every shitty character trait under the sun. Greedy, dumb, entitled, narcissistic, hateful, petty, slothful, lustful with zero self control.

Who looks at this person and says "thats my guy"?

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u/CaptainJudaism 2d ago

Other terrible people who want to be able to be just as evil without ramifications like the current massive PoS.

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u/luckskywatcher 2d ago

He is as delusional as his supporters.

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u/Dopplegangr1 2d ago

You say that, but actually he said you agreed he was the best president ever.

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u/grr 2d ago

What gave it away?

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u/What_A_Weak 2d ago

After learning that his whole persona is fake, and he fails at everything, I came to believe he is literally only good at raping children.

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u/CarpeNivem 2d ago

Like a parent telling a child, "because I said so, that's why," millions of American voters respect this as if it's strength.

This is who they voted for, and why.

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u/Aconite13X 2d ago

Hes not even a good human. Just down right evil.

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u/ButtercupsUncle 2d ago

You're a master of understatement

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u/CaptainCacoethes 2d ago

And the people who support him really aren't good human beings at all.

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u/Ok_Bookkeeper_3481 2d ago

He is not good anything. Never has been. Except as a pretend-boss on tv, I guess.

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u/Picasso5 2d ago

I'm starting to think you're right.

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u/wretch5150 2d ago

Or person

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u/dion_o 2d ago

Even as a dictator he's half-rate.

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u/ReactsWithWords 2d ago

Woah, save those hot takes for UnpopularOpinion.

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u/CalbertCorpse 2d ago

Psychologically speaking, this man thinks everything is a television show. He gets his information from television (news) and he knows television is produced (fiction - reality TV - etc) and he conflates the two. He is so busy being a narcissist that the entire “rest of the world” is the information coming out of this little box in his room. He believes news is “fake news” because if it’s not the thing that HE willed into existence by thinking it, then of course it’s “fake.” Anything he wills to be true is the only reality. He had enough money growing up to have people who made this happen for him, and now he has an army. He has ALWAYS been delusional. So delusional that the weak minded believe his confidence means he MUST know something that they don’t know, and they exalt him. This is now mass delusion.

The history books by the time I am dead will have it much more thoroughly spelled out. And due to human nature, we will keep doing this throughout the entire human timeline…

This is the story of the dictator who believes his own delusion.

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u/milkyjoe241 2d ago edited 2d ago

People forget all he wanted to do was be on TV

He spent the 80s and 90s failing at every business venture under daddys control. Failed casino, steaks, water, airplanes, no NFL deal, overpaying to get his name on a building, ect.

Then in 2000 he got what he wanted : the apprentace. A sucessful show where he didnt have to be competent to succeed. He got to sit on the top and judge others without repurcusion and have the producers do all the work. And he got seen as a businessman while playing a fake one.

Then that was taken away from him, all he wanted. He was back in a world which reqiured work and competency. He had none. So he retreated to TV again and fell into the Fox News rabbit hole. He watched so much he memorized the way they talk. And he saw how the talking heads on the network worked. They would include former politicians, people who lost their elections, say anything without being held accountable. Exactly what he wants.

But Rupert Murdoch was playing a tight game at the time. While Fox News would say anything to rile up the base, the politicians in power would use tonwd down language to keep their hands clean. Then Trump jumped in the race. Not to win but to spin off Trump TV, which was more set up than his campaign. So he spouted what he heard watching Fox 10 hours a day. And it worked because it went to a Fox audience that were riled up by fox but let down by the political speach. Trump was the perfect parrot to just say what they want to hear.

Trump didnt come up with Drain the Swamp. He repeated it after someone said it in a rally and the crowd cheered. So he kept saying it. And he kept repeating anything they wanted to hear. Build the Wall with no plans of how to do it.

Then the calls came in, Epstein, Russia, Isreal, Saudis. People that look into political candidates for any amount of blackmail and with Trump it was easy. And Trump had no plans for the presidency, so he just had to play along with what they want.

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u/inajeep 2d ago

Couple of things, those failed businesses were to launder money. He had a relationship with the Russians way before he thought about running.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/a-timeline-of-trumps-long-history-with-russia/

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u/greenroom628 2d ago

he just wanted to be a "big shot." dude grew up in NY where he saw firsthand how power and fame worked and wanted that.

not to make anyone's life easier or better or serve a greater purpose; to Donnie -- he IS the higher purpose.

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u/Miner_239 2d ago

can't wait to read the history books 30 years from now

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u/TwistedDragon33 2d ago

My history book had his first term in it. It just ripped him and his administration to shreds about how he was the most incompetent and corrupt president. Wait till they cover his second term...

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u/CalbertCorpse 2d ago

I’m happy to hear that…

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u/ReactsWithWords 2d ago

Was my prediction correct?

I predicted history books would title the chapter about Dubya “What Were They Thinking?” They would title the chapter about Trump’s first term, “No, Seriously, What The Fuck Were They Thinking?”

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u/SlobZombie13 2d ago

I can't wait to read the psych books about how and why do many people went along with it

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u/TK_Games 2d ago

Fear. Fear of the other, fear of the unknown, fear of the military, fear of their friends and neighbors, fear of change, fear of brown people, fear of their own repressed sexuality(that's a big one)

Lot of fear really, just a bunch of itchy little cowards

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u/iMecharic 2d ago

Fear and hate. You can’t just claim people were scared of the other, they very much hate.

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u/TK_Games 2d ago

Oh, my mistake, I operate on Star Wars rules in which hate is a given byproduct of fear. I was digging into the root cause of the hate, not saying it isn't there. There is absolutely hate. Anecdotally, a majority of it is motivated by a fear of what isn't understood coupled with a pride that tells them that fear is rational when it is not. And that 'narcissistic bias' (that everyone subconsciously has, btw. Imo we all should be questioning it constantly, but that's a different subject), fuels this idea of, "Oh, not only is there this 'other', and you compete for resources and their way of life affects yours tangentially and that's a little scary." Right? Nobody likes change.

But the kicker isn't there. The kicker is in the 'other' is also somebody you wronged. Because you wronged them hard. You expect the retribution, and that's even scarier. So you deny, 'Oh that never happened. You're remembering it wrong'. And what that does is it just makes it worse, it compounds that fear until you're not thinking straight. You need to get 'them' before they get you, because they're going to get you. That turns into hostility. That hostility, is taught to others and and suddenly this nameless fear, that nobody could identify becomes organized hate. I work rehabilitating assholes and I see it over and over and over. They think they're the heroes in the story, it's my job to make them realize they aren't. I like my job

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u/CalbertCorpse 2d ago

Read up on “drinking the cool aid” and the origin of that term. It’s completely understood.

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u/MauPow 2d ago

Flavor aid still dodging bullets to this day

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u/atimez3 2d ago

I was watching a show yesterday and one of the characters said that she had come to believe that there were only two reasons people do anything - love and fear. This really resonated with me and helped me to realize how often I'm actually afraid and how that fear drives my interactions with others, particularly my loved ones. Definitely food for thought. 

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u/TK_Games 2d ago

I fully believe he is a solipsist at this point. Like, his brain-mush is incapable of registering that he isn't the only thing that actually exists. When you are as delusional as he is, it's the single defense mechanism that costs him nothing. And we all know how he never actually pays for anything

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u/LKHAN_Missing_Ninth 2d ago edited 2d ago

How Trump's dementia addled brain thinks foreign policy works

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u/ElderSmackJack 2d ago

Stop blaming this on dementia. He’s just this stupid. He’s always been this stupid.

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u/NotTheSharpestPenciI 2d ago

Also, always surrounded by people whose job was to answer "yes" to whatever moronic thing he said and make things work the way he wanted them to work. He can't grasp that the world isn't filled with his servants and that things aren't going to be the way he wants them to be just because he says so.

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u/kbeks 2d ago

As a former fan of the apprentice, that was apparent from the jump. And that’s the production team putting him in the best possible light, they still couldn’t hide that if he decided he wanted to blame someone or not, he would. If it went against what his advisors said initially, he’d always make sure to get them to say “yes sir, good call sir, tough decision but you’re right, sir”. He always sought and received that feedback. Every. Single. Time.

It’s not just that they say yes, btw, he seeks the yes. He needs them to tell him that he did a good job in order to feel whole. I’m sure there’s a ton of shrinks who would love to get access to him for a long series of conversations about how little affection daddy showed him.

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u/mjheil 2d ago

It's not he who shrinks need to study so much as his followers. What psychological conditions must exist for people to behave so hatefully?

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u/kbeks 2d ago

Pod que no los dos?

I was talking to a coworker and he said the exporting country pays the tariff. I said no, the importing company pays the tariff, and then they increase the price of the goods so as to recoup their costs. He didn’t believe me. I sat the man down, I pulled up a few econ articles about the tariff process, he didn’t buy it. I found a Wall Street journal article on it. One of his trusted news sources. It said precisely what I had told him.

I saw a grimace, for a second, before an immediate pivot to “at least he knows what a woman is.”

Wait wait wait. Hold on. He lied to you. To your face. Over. And over. And over again. He lied to America. He got his media apparatchik to amplify this lie and beat you over the head with it, but you so quickly pivot to some culture war nonsense without even so much as a shrug?

Idk maybe I’m a special kind of petty. The only time I voted republican was for a certifiably insane lady who was running against a Democrat for city council who happened to lie to my face. About redistricting, and then he tried to run as a spoiler when he lost the primary. Failed both times. But that really pissed me off, so when he got onto another ballot for lower office, I damn sure wasn’t going to vote for him then. She’s crazy but at least I know where she stands. I don’t expect my coworker to suddenly vote blue, but damn, at least reflect for a second…

Long story short, yeah, they all need to be studied. Probably me too.

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u/generic_username404 1d ago

If those people were capable of reflection, the world wouldn't be suffering a second and possibly third Drumpf term.

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u/Western_Roman 2d ago

Yup. No one ever said “no” to him when he was younger and look where we’re at now.

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u/Liveitup1999 2d ago

He is a legend in his own mind.

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u/CaptainBayouBilly 2d ago

And racist. Don't forget that. He's a fat, stupid, racist.

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u/TicoPraCaramba 2d ago

Don’t forget: pedophile, rapist, 6-time bankrupt, 34-count convicted felon, misogynist. I hope I didn’t leave anything out. Oh yeah: tried to overthrow a democratically elected president.

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u/sheezy520 2d ago

He’s also a liar. A constantly lying liar.

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u/Positronic_Matrix 2d ago

He has multiple disorders: malignant narcissism, low intelligence, and dementia. It’s all the above.

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u/ThatAintRiight 1d ago

He also shits his pants regularly

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u/jaded1121 2d ago

Yes stupid but have you personally dealt with a person with dementia? He has lots of the classic sign of dementia plus being a narcissist. 

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u/UNC_Samurai 2d ago

It’s lifelong inherent stupidity, compounded by syphilitic rot, dementia, and malignant narcissism.

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u/cyrpious 2d ago

It’s like someone figured out how to make fecal matter and concentrated evil into a singular object

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u/Chickencrosscat 2d ago

My dad has it and it makes this wild to see. It’s like if someone let my dad run a country in his state. Just wow!

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u/ElderSmackJack 2d ago

Yes. Both my grandmother and aunt. No. He isn’t demented. He’s a moron.

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u/Faiakishi 2d ago

He's always been a moron. Which makes his stark decline over the past few years even more noteworthy, because he was already so fucking stupid.

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u/swearingino 2d ago

The dementia has just increased his stupidity.

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u/Air320 2d ago

No wonder he's a rapist.

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u/_sealy_ 2d ago

Sounds like a rapist to me.

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u/brick_jrs 2d ago

He doesn’t understand consent. He never understood it. That’s why he is a rapist.

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u/skippermonkey 2d ago

Somebody told him he signed a bill recently that outlaws the buying of Russian oil unless there’s a signed peace treaty.

So, this is him flailing after that fact reached his brain.

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u/scsuhockey 2d ago

Gaslighting foreign governments. It’s a bold move Cotton.

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u/IrritableGourmet 2d ago

Don't be silly. He just signs whatever is put in front of him. He had no idea what is written on it.

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u/VoxCacophoni 2d ago

He may actually have lost the ability to tell reality from what he's imagined.

I actually felt a chill down my back there. He may have sincerely, honestly lost his grip on reality. The military needs to step in, he's a danger to every living thing on Earth.

(Obligatory snide remark: He always was, but now the cardboard cutout mask of normality has fallen off. Does he have to drop nuclear bombs on Macaulay Culkin before anyone actually does anything?)

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u/InsertCleverNickHere 2d ago

Oh, I think he knows he lied. He's lashing out because he never thought that Iran would hold out until the mid-terms, and it's really screwing his side over. Enjoy his pain.

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u/VoxCacophoni 2d ago

Oh I intend to. That's why I found what Ukraine is doing to be so funny: they just watched Fat Adolf yelling at them, said "that's nice", and went straight back to pounding Russia flat.

Narcissists can't stand being ignored, and he's becoming increasingly irrelevant. He must be seething, I hope every second is hell- all of his own making 😆

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u/CaptainBayouBilly 2d ago

Coming to grips with how rightwing fascists lie is important. They don't care if they're caught, they don't need to believe the lie, they need it to be uttered. Speaking it gives it a magical ability to fracture reality. They aren't trying to convince you, they are forcing their will. Regardless of factuality, they have forced you into a different context- where instead of dismissing and crushing the disinformation, the battle is determining if the liar is being serious.

In all cases, it doesn't matter if the liar believes, or intends to convince, the reality is they have broken the veil and created an unreality.

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u/gdshaffe 2d ago

Long years have taught me that trying to parse what a narcissist truly believes vs. what they know they are lying about is largely futile. "Reality" only exists for them insofar as it is willing to adhere to the Prime Directive, which is to reinforce the Narcissist's perfection.

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u/Bezulba 2d ago

Why do you think the Military will do any of that? They've purged anybody they think might not be on board with the MAGA movement..

Besides, do you want to have a military that feels it's it's duty to keep a check on the government? That's a sure way to end up with a military dictatorship because they will inevitably believe they'll be able to do better

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u/VoxCacophoni 2d ago

The military has an oath to fight enemies both foreign and domestic.

I agree that the military has been ideologically purged by this lot, but strictly speaking every military is supposed to watch against overreach or usurpation by civil leaders, much the same way that a referee is meant to enforce the rules during a football match.

The problem here is that the military hasnt acted to enforce the rules since Reagan.

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u/LuxNocte 2d ago

Holy shit, no.

The "foreign and domestic enemies" but was added in 1861, referring to people who literally take up arms in revolt against the union. 

The military is very explicitly underneath civilian leadership because they are very explicitly not the referees. That way of thinking is the opposite of the intentions of the Constitution. 

I'm curious how you think the military "acted to enforce the rules" under Reagan. Are you referring to illegally selling weapons to Iran?

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u/VoxCacophoni 2d ago

I'm saying that they didn't enforce the rules under Reagan. Since he was negotiating with Iran to hamstring Carter before he even took office, ie committed treason, he never ought to have been allowed anywhere near power to begin with.

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u/LuxNocte 2d ago

Great, that's absolutely true.

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u/tea-drinker 2d ago

Firing on the shipwrecked is literally the textbook example of illegal orders that must not be followed in the literal textbook they use to learn about illegal orders and not following them.

18.3.2.1 Clearly Illegal Orders to Commit Law of War Violations. The requirement to refuse to comply with orders to commit law of war violations applies to orders to perform conduct that is clearly illegal or orders that the subordinate knows, in fact, are illegal. For example, orders to fire upon the shipwrecked would be clearly illegal.

- Department of Defence Law of War Manual (https://media.defense.gov/2023/Jul/31/2003271432/-1/-1/0/dod-law-of-war-manual-june-2015-updated-july%202023.pdf)

Yet, they fired upon the survivors of the "drugs" boats destroyed near Venzuela.

The notion the military will not obey every order given is not one you should plan on relying on.

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u/Cargobiker530 2d ago

If we've learned anything in the last ten years we should have learned that sworn oaths don't mean shit. The U.S. Armed Forces, Congress, & Supreme Court all swore oaths to uphold and defend the Constitution and they handed it all over to an obvious moron & traitor.

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u/Dagordae 2d ago

Oaths aren’t worth the paper they’re printed on. Turns out anyone can just say anything, they’re not mystically binding.

The military has already been following his illegal orders. You know that time they blew up a boat then blew up the survivors? That’s very literally a textbook example of illegal orders they are absolutely not supposed to follow.

The idea that the military would stand against illegal orders and so on is simply not an idea that has any basis in reality. They talk a big talk but the cases of soldiers(much less generals) refusing to follow bad orders are incredibly few and number and always end with the military doing its best to destroy the dissenter. Usually succeeding.

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u/Zombatico 2d ago

Dementia affects the entire brain, not just memories. The ability to interpret reality is one of the many things that gradually fails.

Add that to the inherent self-serving alter-reality that narcissists live in already and yea, he's cuckoo.

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u/intangibleTangelo 2d ago

as a trained trump translator, i'm legally bound to point out that there is another interpretation of what he's saying. he may be saying:

i forced them to agree because i'm strong and i bullied them into it.

if that's the case, it's one of those "nobody had the courage to do what i did" kind of statements. in terms of the ceasefire, it's a distinction without a difference. in terms of his mental state and worldview however, it's fairly consistent with his lack of rigor or attention to highly significant details, and not necessarily an admission that he made it all up.

i can't wait until he stops talking.

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u/Krail 2d ago

Based on what I've heard, he's been going on about using nukes for a while now. Luckily, all his people who are actually running things at least understand how bad an idea that would be.

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u/sexyshingle 2d ago

ah sht, not Macaulay Culkin!? Dude's been through enough...

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u/According-Insect-992 I ☑oted 2024 2d ago

He lost that long ago. He is a believer in that certain stain of bullshit that we make the world with the power of thought. He’s been long gone for decades into that shit. I mean, his whole life has been one case after another of failing to be held accountable after getting doing whatever he wants to whomever he wants. He was already an idiot. A life without consequences has given him even more brain damage. He’s living in his own fantasy world but the really scary part are the millions who’ve joined him through shared psychosis.

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u/eaglescout1984 2d ago

"So if Trump says there's a ceasefire, but the 2 combatants say there isn't then that would mean..."

"There is no ceasefire."

"NOOOOooooooOOOOOOO, why would you think? "

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u/sarcastic_patriot 2d ago

I DECLARE CEASEFIRE!!!

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u/Fatticusss 2d ago

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u/Xibalba_Ogme 2d ago

That's his usual way out of something, isn't it ?

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u/the123king-reddit 2d ago

I really don't know if this is real or satire any more.

I'm actually leaning towards real.

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u/thewartornhippy 2d ago

It's real unfortunately.

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u/Androxilogin 2d ago

Yep.

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u/the123king-reddit 2d ago

...you guys are so fucked.

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u/Klaatwo 2d ago

What’s this “you guys” crap? Like he’s not going to take you guys with us?

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u/the123king-reddit 2d ago

I’m british, but yes, you make a good point

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u/papyjako87 2d ago

Dude won two elections by lying his ass off, so now he just tries it on the international scene, not really surprising. Too bad for him the rest of the World isn't as terminally stupid as the average US voter.

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u/warcomet 2d ago

now a lot of ppl are questioning the last election, definitely feels like vote rigging to me..makes you wonder if the DOGE thing was for him to just gain access to all the voting machines to rig em with a code to ensure Trump stays in power indefinitely ..

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u/cattaclysmic 2d ago

Tens of millions of US voters have voted for him in 3 elections now and he still enjoys unwavering support from 30% in most polls despite everything. Questioning the last election might feel good but the rest of the world considers the intelligence of US electorate to just be a liability.

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u/techknowfile 2d ago

Have you seen how he polls in other countries? Many above 30%. Some above 70. There are idiots in every country

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u/cattaclysmic 2d ago

He is not up for election in other countries.

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u/techknowfile 2d ago

... He's not up for election in the US either?

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u/D1ngu5 2d ago

It shifts responsibility from our dumbfuck electorate to say it was stolen. It almost certainly wasn't. Our fellow citizens are just that ignorant and morally bankrupt.

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u/TheCrisco 2d ago

So, there was almost certainly some level of fuckery involved, but I still agree that pretending that's the only (or even primary) reason he won is nonsense. I've interacted with Trump voters over the years, tried having discussions with them, and the hard truth is that there truly is nothing he could do to lose them. Many believe what he says over literally anything else, others simply don't care, and some will just vote for any jackass with an R next to their name.

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u/wyzapped 2d ago

This is not humorous

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u/thewartornhippy 2d ago

Exactly. This is dangerous.

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u/kryonik 2d ago

Nothing he does is funny. I've heard a bunch of detractors say "well at least he's funny" but he's not. He's not self-aware enough to be funny. At best he's pathetic. At worst, he's an existential threat to all life on the planet. He was funny when he was getting power-bombed in a wrestling ring, not now when he has the nuclear codes.

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u/Carbonated-Man 2d ago

I am multi trillionaire now because I say so. Richest human eva! Because I say so! And if none of you agree with me you're wrong and you changed your mind because I told you!

https://giphy.com/gifs/gKrHdFp9AA3u1zEmZn

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u/luckskywatcher 2d ago edited 2d ago

Don't forget to declassify documents just by thinking about it.

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u/diverareyouokay 2d ago

You can’t just say it. You have to declare it.

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u/mikeinanaheim2 1d ago

"Ah DO Declay-awe!" al la Foghorn Leghorn......

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u/Buckeye9715 2d ago

About the same as how he ran his businesses, just decided things despite never asking others involved in such matters. Also how he’s been the most sued man in history.

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u/Big_Humor1558 2d ago

And all the girls on Epstein Island had a permission note from their Moms.

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u/Specialist_Exam4783 2d ago

Is that his justification with all those sexual assault cases? That he said that they agreed?

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u/Whirrsprocket 2d ago

I mean, is it any surprise that this is how he thinks consent works?

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u/Atlan_ 2d ago

Trump I’m so tired of winning, can we get a new president now?

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u/throwaway661375735 2d ago

Both sides are saying they hadn't even heard of a ceasefire, until the media was saying it... And then Russia destroyed a thermal power plant in Kharkiv. Ukraine cried no fair - but it was only Trump lying again about another announcement to the media.

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u/No_Jack_Kennedy 2d ago

Trump: "All sides have agreed on a ceasefire. They better not break it!!"

Putin: Goes ahead and bombs six energy facilities in the next 48 hours.

Trump: Does absolutely nothing in response...

I can't believe the US lets itself get humiliated like that. It's just a paper tiger at this point... If I was in Taiwan right now I'd get very, very nervous...

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u/McCool303 2d ago

That’s because Republicans have made the entire US about Trump. And TRUMP is a paper tiger. He always has been, his entire “you’re fired” tough business guy trope is a character he plays. While he seeks validation from the famous and connected in Hollywood. The insecure little boy that begs hookers to stay with him, while he lashes out at women in public. Or the wealthy little nepo baby that believes he deserves wealth by birthright. Trump is a colossal pussy flailing around making noise and throwing tantrums to disguise his insecurities, he’s the biggest paper tiger there is. He’s the literal definition of it.

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u/ReginaldJohnston 2d ago

Makes no sense. Since the drone attacks on the refinery plants Putin banned exports of oil and diesel. 4.7 million metric tons is still not enough to help with US crisis.

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u/Big_Humor1558 2d ago

One of the crisis that we have is the corporate profit windfall.

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u/TheHipsterBandit 2d ago

Weird, it's like he's a rapist who doesn't understand consent.

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u/zagiki 2d ago

One positive thing about Trump is that he is so regarded and revolting that I bet they would not find a double in case he bites the dust .. 

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u/IanOverkill 2d ago

Ralph Wiggum president. Fart-brained individual.

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u/kitjen 2d ago

We are so used to him lying that even when he lies about something as big as a ceasefire to a serious international war we all know there will be no consequences for him.

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u/MyBrainReallyHurts 2d ago edited 2d ago

25th Amendment

Democrats need a marketing team because everyone should be thinking the president needs to be removed with the 25th Amendment because of his dementia.

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u/darkstarr99 2d ago

Had Biden said anything like this the media and the republicans would be going after him relentlessly as unfit to hold office, but with Trump it’s crickets

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u/SarahSkeptic 2d ago

He is just trying to make his magical thinking into reality by claiming his lies is true because he said the words. Or something. Why isn't he in a straitjacket already?

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u/madkins007 2d ago

This is also how he ended 8 wars, improved the economy, fixed healthcare, etc.

The sad things is, some idiot politicians and agency heads feed into this delusion and leap to support whatever insane executive order he signs says.

Destroy national monuments? Sure thing boss. Rename things to feed the massive ego? We'll get right on it boss. Trash the economy, environment, protections for America people? Yessir. On it boss.

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u/harbison215 2d ago

We never have to wonder what it’s like to have a toddler as president.

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u/singhapura 2d ago

That's what he said on Epstein island as well.

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u/Informal_Cream_9060 2d ago

Remember, it’s not a lie, if you believe it.

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u/233C 2d ago

President Trump demonstrates his new term: DI for Declining Intelligence.

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u/Cakeyhands 2d ago

Dellusional wannabe dictator who thinks he can dictate global reality

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u/GromitATL 2d ago

I continue to worry about people that can look at that man and declare that he is some kind of master negotiator or amazing businessman.

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u/bumpgrind 2d ago

Hahahaha. It's what we knew all along. Trump making up things in his head and communicating them as "facts". You can guarantee that anything he says is entirely fabricated.

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u/emu-sailor 2d ago

Something is seriously wrong with him.

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u/Jimmyg100 2d ago

Trump likes his foreign policy like he likes his women. Without consent.

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u/bradamster 2d ago

Because I said so? Man is starting to just not try anymore. Defeatist attitude. Everything he touches dies

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u/ubedub 2d ago

DARVO. Deny, accuse, reverse victim and oppressor. Classic narcissistic response when caught in a lie. He wanted to scream it but had to hold that in.

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u/indoorconsequent 2d ago

Deal of the art.
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u/Lightningstruckagain 2d ago

It’s like declassifying Top Secret documents, you can just think it and that makes it so.

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u/KindlyLecture9087 2d ago

The man’s ( if I can call him that without insulting all men) a fucking loony.

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u/AntonioLovesHippos 2d ago

The Russians could probably nuke the US, but Trump would retaliate against Ukraine

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u/mrlr 2d ago

Trumpty Dumpty: "When I use a word, it means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less."

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u/markth_wi 2d ago

Masterclass in when you know it's time for great-grandpa to go to a home.

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u/dasunt 2d ago

If Trump was your grandpa, your family would be discussing the best options for memory care.

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u/Hopeful-Flounder-203 2d ago

You guys are missing the point: by law we can't buy that diesel from a warring party. So he declares peace to give the transaction the smallest possible fig leaf of legality.

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u/seanathan81 2d ago

Well if that's all it takes why didn't he say it sooner??

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u/narsfweasels Happy-Go-Lefty 2d ago

It’s really IS that simple!

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u/KingMobScene 2d ago

Well if the god king decreed it, who are we to question it?

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u/PoopsMcGroots 2d ago

Canute, or something.

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u/ImTooSaxy 2d ago

He really is a super genius.

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u/ThePennyMiser 2d ago

The Great deal maker! Delusional Don!

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u/Aggrador 2d ago

Get ready for nuclear war, folks.

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u/Hot-Refrigerator6583 2d ago

Seems like he's used to that method of argument working for him in the past.

"You'll do it because I said you'll do it."

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u/p-values 2d ago

So that's how consent works!

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u/Tangerine_Lightsaber 2d ago

What an incredibly stable genius he is.

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u/Uhh_JustADude 2d ago

“Stable Genius”

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u/DaBrokenMeta 2d ago

“4 more years”, “4 more years “, “4 more years”…chanting continues….

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u/neromoneon 2d ago

I declare CEASEFIRE!

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u/Mountain-Dinner9955 2d ago

Once again the Orange Tantrump

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u/Big_Humor1558 2d ago

Masterclass in dementia & narcissism.

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u/Jenetyk 2d ago

When you are used to yes men all around you.