r/OneOrangeBraincell • Orange connoisseur 🍊 • 19d ago

searching for service 📶 Orange Taking Braincells from IGUNA

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u/sebkuip 19d ago

Bearded dragons! They have just as many braincells as orange cats.

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u/FuturistAnthony 19d ago

Little Benji enjoying himself under my hat

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u/GreenStrong 19d ago

"I enjoy houseplants, but what I really want is a houseplant that blinks occasionally. Not very often though"

"You're not going to believe this, but..."

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u/GrouchyPicture4021 19d ago

One Orange Braincell: Reptile Edition

(This is Rubeus (Ruby). He’s an idiot but I love him)

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u/sirjamesbluebeard 19d ago edited 19d ago

Orange dragons are just orange cats trapped in a lizard body. I like to call it One Bearded Braincell. (source: I have an orange dragon.)

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u/MarsScully 19d ago

Needs to be a sub

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u/sirjamesbluebeard 19d ago

I’d even be happy with a One Bearded Braincell flair on r/beardeddragons

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u/SirDigbyChknCaesar 19d ago

For smaller reptiles, Leopard Geckos are super fun, pretty easy, and very derpy!

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u/DerpsAndRags 19d ago

And about forty times the stomach.....