r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/Simply_Kaif24 Orange connoisseur 🍊 • Aug 09 '26

searching for service 📶 One way to get woken up

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u/Competitive_Travel16 Aug 09 '26

Don't sugar-coat it. He's digging for boogers.

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u/pla5t1c Aug 09 '26

For booger sugar

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u/SCHWARZENPECKER Aug 09 '26

He said NOT to sugar coat it and what do you do! People these days.

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u/pla5t1c Aug 09 '26

Im sorry. I am a professional cat addiction specialist tho. I have seen too many coke kitties lose their way in life. I just wanted to spot it when it was young; when we can still arrest this sort of behavior and cure these fluffs of their evil bedlam. Can i get a Meowllelujah?

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u/SCHWARZENPECKER Aug 09 '26

Meowllelujah!

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u/pla5t1c Aug 09 '26

Aaaaamen! ….(meow)

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u/onlynameavailable927 Aug 09 '26

Do boogers have sugar in them?

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u/pla5t1c Aug 09 '26

If they are the sweet flavored ones 😏

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u/onlynameavailable927 Aug 09 '26

Heeeeheheeee🤣

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u/Septopuss7 Aug 09 '26

Michael Caine