r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/FitChampionship2574 • Jul 05 '26

searching for service 📶 What do even call this lol

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u/Prior_Improvement186 Jul 05 '26

I want to be this chill for atleast one day in my life!

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u/Nemirel_the_Gemini Jul 05 '26

No work, no bills, no brain cell.

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u/ReformedBaptistina Jul 05 '26

I've got one out of three so far. Not bad.

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u/Print_Salt Jul 06 '26

no brain cell = no thinking, no thinking = no stress, no stress = relax

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u/clitmasher69 Jul 05 '26

Having a bed like that would help. Why are covered beds so rare (for humans) ? Am i the only one who yearns to sleep in a padded hole?

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u/flyinghairball Jul 05 '26

Right? Human beds are so boring.

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u/clitmasher69 Jul 05 '26

Soo boring. I stayed in a capsule hotel once and i fell in love with the idea of sleeping in a fancy coffin

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u/CedarWolf Jul 06 '26

You can get a human sized dog bed cushion and put it on a bed with a canopy around it. That would be close?

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u/flyinghairball Jul 06 '26

I don't know about a coffin, but something other than a rectangle would be cool

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u/KaiBishop Jul 05 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/5Lkd5paUzM316

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u/Frostsorrow Jul 06 '26

I've always wondered if they knew how dangerous this shot was

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u/Opening-Dig-1125 Jul 08 '26

What do you mean by this? The shot of Joey and the hole?

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u/WeekendFamous Jul 05 '26

There used to be a thing called a privacy pop, I think. A tent that goes over the bed.

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u/Shoddy_Yak_8384 Jul 05 '26

i remember ikea selling them for kids, different kind of themes and it would just attach over a bed or bunk-bed frame. for adults, the only similar thing i can think of is like those old-fashioned curtains that go around a bed? like a bug net.

anyway, i would love to sleep in a cozy little pod.

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u/orangecatmom Orange connoisseur 🍊 Jul 05 '26

There are some of those pop up one for adults that are more for blackout purposes. I looked into it when I worked night shift.

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u/Shoddy_Yak_8384 Jul 05 '26

oh that's cool! having done night shifts myself that would be really nice.

also to string up some fairy lights in there for reading hours

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u/RedRocket4000 Jul 06 '26

Go real old fashioned beds used to have frames going up to hold one roof covering and drapes on all sides and it was the norm for beds.

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u/amber_scarfe Jul 06 '26

Ye olde four poster bed!

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u/Opening-Dig-1125 Jul 08 '26

I had one when I was little. I got it as a present and my mom said I couldn’t put it on my bed yet bc she had just put fresh sheets on that morning. That night I poured a cup of water in my bed and said I wet the bed. Tent was up the next night.

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u/Too_reflective Jul 05 '26

Look up “box beds”. It was totally a thing, and I would love to see them come back.

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u/RedRocket4000 Jul 06 '26

Used to be the norm beds had a frame above them that curtains would be hung on all sides.
Folks had one I’m old they must have inherited the frame and never used curtains it but us kids liked to wonder about the strange bed set up.
Oh. They made a cloth roof above as well.

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u/Ninevehenian Jul 05 '26

How do you want to achieve that?

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u/Jax_Dandelion Jul 05 '26

Probably by having a cat that isn’t orange, cause an orange will not allow that

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u/Nikoladge Jul 05 '26

Sedatives 💕

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u/applespicebetter Jul 05 '26

I had that for one moment, back in the late 80's. My mom was off to work, my little brother off to a babysitter, the sun coming through that shitty trailer window right into my bed, summer morning. I woke up, no alarm, nothing that needed doing, so relaxed and refreshed. I've been chasing that moment ever since.

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u/terdferguson Jul 05 '26

Chillin out maxin and relaxin

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u/Frydendahl Jul 05 '26

This is usually me for my 3 weeks of summer vacation.

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u/Faith4Eternity Jul 08 '26

My comment was going to be, sometimes I wish I were a cat!