r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/No-Dentist6628 • 11h ago

Other Great idea for a new book.

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u/YoungBockRKO 8h ago

I read my wife the king tweet and the response tweet and had her guess who it was that posted the initial tweet(King)

She guessed King.

I’m dumbfounded

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u/Orion-the-mediocre 6h ago

Only other person who I could imagine tweeting this is Hideo Kojima

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u/nxcrosis 6h ago

Kojima would add a few instances of getting olive oil on someone's feet. For the plot.

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u/Orion-the-mediocre 6h ago

It would've been:

I made dinner. Salmon from supermarket, not too big. Put some olive oil and lemon juice on it. Wrapped it in a damp paper towel. Microwave for 3 minutes while fantasizing about Mads Mikkelsen. Eat it while watching a movie.

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u/yatsey 8h ago

He's probably the world's most famous horror author who has written plenty of novellas and is also quite weird. Its a safe guess. 

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u/RandomUsername78421 7h ago

Right? And who else would it be? Dean Koontz I guess?

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u/Real_Piccolo_3370 5h ago

RL Livingstone lol

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u/Gullible_Fennel7028 6h ago

Stephen King is probably the first horror author that comes to mind for the vast majority of people.

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u/ChipRockets 5h ago

The tweet is 4 years old tbf. I've seen it half a dozen times and I don't use twitter.