r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/JoeFalchetto • 16h ago

Funny No fun allowed I guess

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u/qualityvote2 16h ago

Heya u/JoeFalchetto! And welcome to r/NonPoliticalTwitter!

For everyone else, do you think OP's post fits this community? Let us know by upvoting this comment!

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u/1stEmissaryElenwen 15h ago

My favorite part of that phrase is that it doesn't rhyme when written out, but it does if you speak the Southern dialect of American English

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u/daredeviline 14h ago

I'm Kentuckian and it took me a minute to hear it not rhyme

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u/Stretch5678 11h ago

Raise Hay-ull, praise Day-ull.

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u/Zuimei 15h ago

Did they want an appropriate answer or an honest answer?

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u/djbarsone 14h ago

Rubbin’ is racin’ officer!

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u/Powerful-Chard-6055 14h ago

That’s what my ex wife said

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u/Champagnerocker 14h ago

So if that is "not an appropriate response" , that implies that there is a correct reply you can give which will get you out of a speeding ticket.

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u/FailedLoser21 4h ago

Yea it's: I'm trying to get to the toilet at work because I'm about to shit my pants. Ask me how i know

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u/KingMario05 14h ago

Yes it is. Or it should be.

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u/bb6160 14h ago edited 2h ago

Greensboro is more Richard Petty territory anyway. Dale was from Kannapolis, which is near Charlotte

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u/B-Train_ATL 9h ago

Pretty sure it is in North Carolina, officer.

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u/WorthyJellyfish0Doom 15h ago

Who, or what, is Dale?

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u/AmputeeHandModel 15h ago

Dale Earnhardt. Famous NASCAR driver.

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u/H2theBurgh 13h ago

For slightly more context. Dale Earnhardt was arguably the most pointlessly aggressive driver in NASCAR history & it worked for him. He won 7 championships & became a fan favorite. He was killed in a last lap crash in the 2001 Daytona 500 & since has essentially been sanctified by the American racing community.

Also, Greensboro is really close to where he lived down the road in Kannapolis.

RAISE HELL PRAISE DALE!

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u/MrShake4 12h ago

If you’ve got a spare hour Enjoy

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u/cat1554 6h ago

I'm assuming Gribble

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u/fishbake 9h ago

Clearly the officer is a Jeff Gordon fan.

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u/Livid_Station_5996 2h ago

Dale yeah brother

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u/Thebarrel9 12h ago

"oh let me guess you need to fill your quota" then demand to see the date of calibration of the radar is the way to respond

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u/NateTheNooferNaught 12h ago

Yeah, antagonizing the cop is a bad move. Just dont say anything, be cordial, and dont answer questions you arent obligated to. Something something shut the fuck up friday.

If you get a ticket and want to fight it, the radar gun thing can be handled then

(Not a lawyer, just regurgitating the advice from the lawyers ive spoken to, fafo or some shit)

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u/Thebarrel9 11h ago

i forgot the /s, relax everyone

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u/SorrelJuice 7h ago

You mean the one person who replied to you

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u/Thebarrel9 5h ago

You forgot about the downvotes. Don’t be so sure of yourself.

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u/SorrelJuice 3h ago

Let’s all get along