r/NonPoliticalTwitter • • 1d ago

Funny The next place has no idea he is coming

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 1d ago

I hope that wasn't monthly

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u/BobbyTwosShoe 1d ago

Its like 2-3 cans a day every single day even if its yearly

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u/Maleficent-Hawk-318 21h ago

That's a very plausible number, though. I've known people who easily average that many drinks at a bar, because they go have at least 1-2 most nights of the week, and on weekends they'll drink heavily to bump that average up.

Used to date one of them, in fact. Highly paid engineer in a low cost of living area so had plenty of cash to spend, very social so he found a bar to become a regular at, and also definitely was a functional alcoholic. The owner of the bar once joked about how he was all set to hate me, since my boyfriend didn't go nearly as often once we started dating and it hurt the business.

There was actually a whole group of engineers like that, you could go into that bar any night of the week and find most of them. One wound up marrying one of the bartenders, lol. 

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u/ChimericalChemical 10h ago

Which likely wasn’t the case it was more like he went a couple times a week or once a week and drank all of them in one go. Which shame on that restaurant for letting happen is the case

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u/MrCheapSkat 1d ago

Depends if it’s profit or sales

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u/Bxk__ 1d ago

I still think even if it were sales, 6000 bucks of White Claw a month is probably a little bit unhealthy

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u/CptnHnryAvry 1d ago

It's okay because there ain't no laws when you're drinkin' claws. 

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u/WanderingFlumph 1d ago

That would be about $200 per day spent, even at an outrageous $10 a can that's 20 drinks a day every day for a month.

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u/SobiTheRobot 1d ago

If it was monthly, and based on another comment, that'd be 25 cans a day...

If it's quarterly, that's still 8 cans a day...

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u/JohnBGaming 1d ago

Well if it's annually the dude is putting up 2 cans a day which is the most reasonable number, so we can assume that

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u/Winjin 1d ago

And it's alcoholic so this dude has absolutely crippling addiction

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u/wonderinboutit2234 1d ago

I doubt the entire amount was him. Maybe just a substantial chunk. 

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u/DanceWonderful3711 1d ago

When I was younger I had an off license across the street and my house was a party house. When I was moving I mentioned it to them, and the owner got quiet and said, "this is very bad for us."

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u/La_Quica 2h ago

What’s an off license?

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u/Amidseas 1d ago

Me with my one furry art client

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u/dancingbanana123 1d ago

A friend of mine is a successful artist online and I asked him about it. He said "I'm apart of some really niche fandoms and I'm the only one willing to draw weird porn of it. I have a monopoly."

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u/RBloxxer 1d ago edited 1d ago

Learning to become the jack off all trades so i can exchange furry art for internships

“Any species, any kink, just get me an internship.”

there is a substantial correlation between latex and aerospace…

can I achieve my goal of never touching LinkedIn

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u/Flummeny 1d ago

The jack off all trades I see what u did there

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u/LlhamaPaluza 1d ago

If you are successful please post on reddit about it. I not shure what sub tho

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u/chebepowder 23h ago

Seconding this. These findings are very important to me

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u/dancingbanana123 1d ago

Maybe that's what people mean when they say "art school is good for networking"

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u/Scarecr0p 1d ago

It’s pretty much -the - way to make money as an amateur artist these days, and has been for a while. Pretty much simply because too many people have an over abundance of scruples

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u/LittleMsSavoirFaire 1d ago

Hey, hey, that's not fair. There's a shitton of romantasy smut now. 

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u/jackaroo1344 1d ago

I wonder how much ai has hit the artists out there making money off furry porn. It was apparently a serious money maker for a lot of artists.

Now that furries can get porn of their animals free on ai I imagine that's put a dent in the artist community.

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u/lavendel_havok 1d ago

Furry is a pretty tight bit community and as a whole extremely against AI. Lots of commissioners are if not friends with at least on friendly terms with the artists they regularly commission and are actively purposely supporting friends, and AI art is also just lacking. Commercial artists are much more vulnerable than fandom artists

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u/jackaroo1344 1d ago

Oh hey that's unironically very wholesome. I'm glad that ecosystem is flourishing

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u/NewLibraryGuy 1d ago

Do you know what his niche is?

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u/Kildaredaxter 1d ago

Lol, I mean I actually snorted on my coffee.

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u/BeautyDuwang 1d ago

For every artist there is at least 1 furry who gets off to animal characters drawn in their art style lol

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u/Glandtoglandcombat 1d ago

I don't want to meet the furry who wants porn in my art style, but I know they're out there.

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u/Sleepy-Sunday 1d ago

You can find some monsterfuckers into body horror, I'm sure!

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u/Glandtoglandcombat 1d ago

Damn you're right, probably vore too. If I found the right pervs it would probably pay better than my current job.

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u/coldforged 1d ago

Not my most challenging fap. 

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u/iwantfutanaricumonme 1d ago

I've seen similar stuff in furry horror animations.

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u/isolation_from_joy 1d ago

The White Crab himself

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u/anothercairn 1d ago

This made me lose it lol

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u/TerribleBudget 1d ago

Had a single customer at a store who was responsible for $20,000 in sales a month. He brought in something like 1/20th of the profit for that department every month on his own. Covid disrupted the supply lines for the 3 things he bought and it was easily measurable.

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u/Mysterious-Falcon221 1d ago

Was he drinking $1000 bottles of scotch?

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u/TerribleBudget 1d ago

he was buying $700-1600 of oil per day, and oil has a huge ass margin.

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u/Mysterious-Falcon221 1d ago

All the other comments were about alcohol so I thought you meant he was spending 22k a month on booze. Lol, I was having a hard time imagining that.

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u/Pkrudeboy 1d ago

Depending on the club you go to, you can do that in a night.

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u/queerkidxx 1d ago

Did he own a restaurant? How does someone go through that much oil a day

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u/TerribleBudget 1d ago

Truck oil. He ran his own shop and it was more profit for him to buy from us in 2.5g bottles than to make a contract with a company to install a large tank to get serviced. He'd buy it from us and use it during his truck services where, as part of the service, it was marked up some ungodly amount again.

Right when the supply started coming back a while after covid he would show up and buy a whole pallet of the stuff every few days alongside his normal 1-2 shopping carts full.

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u/justdidapoo 1d ago

$700-$1600 of oil in a day will certainly give your ass a margin

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u/getahaircut8 1d ago

I mean people also tend to order what they see, if there is a regular customer who always is in drinking white claw - they're probably driving other customers to drink white claw.

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u/lopingwolf 1d ago

And you know that dude was buying rounds or drinks for others. So while he may have averaged purchasing 20 a day, he likely didn't drink them all.

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u/NarrMaster 1d ago

White Claws Georg, who lives in a cave and so on and such as....

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u/naturalinfidel 1d ago

Reminds me of the story that the local supermarket requested to be notified when the brother leaves for college so that they don't overstock on chocolate milk.

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u/Ghostronic 1d ago

I'm fairly certain I was fueling a particular convenient store's entire Red Bull sales at one point.

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u/Fuzzy-Butterscotch86 1d ago

I've seen this post a few times now, and every single time it solidifies my lifetime refusal to drink at bars. 

Assuming this is a mid level bar the average cost would be $8 a can and the customer would've bought 772 cans in whatever span of time elapsed. 

The same money spent on buying average priced 24 packs equates 4,940 cans. 

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u/Dxpehat 1d ago

Don't think about it in terms of the product only. You pay for the table, the ambience, the music and somebody to clean the glasses afterwards. Also if you have kids or live with your parents or whatever, you can get wasted somewhere where nobody is going to be ashamed of you lol

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u/Fuzzy-Butterscotch86 1d ago

All valid points. But for me none of that justifies a 700% markup. 

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u/Excellent_Set_232 1d ago

So what do you collect?

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u/Fuzzy-Butterscotch86 1d ago

What do you mean? 

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u/Excellent_Set_232 1d ago

Your profile handle is “average collector”

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u/Fuzzy-Butterscotch86 18h ago

Oh, lol. People don't usually go looking at other's profile page so I had no clue why you were asking. I thought maybe that might be it, but figured it wasn't because it has nothing to do with this. 

Guitars, autographs, comics, movies. 

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u/NotElizaHenry 1d ago

Honestly the alcohol is just an incidental (though delightful) reason I go to bars. I’m usually in a bar 4-5 days a week but I hardly ever drink when I’m at home. Most of my bar friends don’t like drinking at home either.

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u/mattiasso 1d ago

Maybe he nailed many customers

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u/AltForObvious1177 1d ago

People drink at a bar to socialize. 

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u/idiot_in_car 1d ago

These social alcoholics are so inefficient

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u/Priamosish 23h ago

A foreign concept to the average redditor.

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u/MainichiFuwaFuwa 1d ago

Some do it to try and hide the extent of their alcoholism from their family, not realizing that the huge amounts of money gone after coming home fall-down drunk each night are kind of a giveaway.

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u/Fuzzy-Butterscotch86 1d ago

I know. But it's so easy to socialize without dropping hundreds on overpriced booze. 

For most people. 

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u/AltForObvious1177 1d ago

Is it? Because, statistically, over half of adults don't socialize at all. 

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u/trapbuilder2 1d ago

And over 90% of statistics on the internet are made up

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u/WeevilWeedWizard 1d ago

You pulled that one out of you ass lol, there's no way that's true

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u/Dull_Amphibian5124 1d ago

It's in leisure if you care to paruse. But it's at 31% participating in in-person interaction for leisure.

https://www.bls.gov/news.release/atus.htm

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u/Evening-Stage5320 1d ago

Sorry, but this article doesnt really support the idea that most people aren't social at all. It says that on an average day, 31% of people engaged in in-person interaction for leisure. If every participant of this study 'was social' and hung out with a friend twice a week, then on any given day that's 28.6% of people. So it's easy to see where that 31% comes from even if most people are social (and busy, who has time to socialize more than twice a week??)

Also ''in-person interaction for leisure' is waaaay too broad and open to interpretation to draw any conclusions from. Hanging out at home with your family is 'in-person interaction for leisure' to me, but if everyone agreed with me on that the number would have been way higher than 31 %

Okay ramble over sorry my pet peeve is statistics applied incorrectly

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u/Dull_Amphibian5124 1d ago

Oh for sure, like that doesn't even account for probable sampling bias, or the fact that it is self reported. But, I do think the trend, duration, etc going down says something.

Additionally I think that going to the bar for 4 hrs once a week would put you into that 31% on an average day because it's time spent socializing averaged through the week. So, if that was your only activity and you did it once a month instead you wouldn't be included. But still all of this is a self report.

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u/ehs06702 1d ago

Most people just have a few drinks (if that) while socializing, so to act like this person's drinking habits are the norm is odd.

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u/Fuzzy-Butterscotch86 1d ago

I'm not acting like it's the norm at all. 

But even if this person only bought 6 of these drinks while at a bar they were still grossly overcharged, which is the only point I was making. 

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u/ehs06702 1d ago

Then you should have communicated that specific sentiment instead of being judgemental.

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u/Fuzzy-Butterscotch86 1d ago

No part of anything i said was judgemental. Every comment I made was about the money being overspent. Even when stating that people don't need to drink to have a conversation i pointed to the cost of the booze as the reason, not any kind of personal failings.

"It's so easy to socialize without dropping hundreds on overpriced booze" is a critique of the price you pay at the bar, not the desire to drink socially. You can drink at home or at a party and not overpay. You can also go to a bar without burning through hundreds of dollars by not drinking alcohol without sacrificing any social aspect of the experience. Or by drinking in moderation, which the White Claw drinker clearly wasn't. 

People wanting to take it as judgemental may want to look inward. The cost was the only subject of my judgement the entire time. 

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u/8696David 22h ago

Dawg you have been nothing but COMICALLY judgmental this whole thread

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u/IsThatGruffLoner 1d ago

As someone who doesn't drink, I assure you that you're wrong

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u/ThisHatRightHere 1d ago

Such a reddit moment for a comment like this to get downvoted. Apparently claiming that talking to people without being drunk is easy is incredibly controversial.

Redditors never beating the allegations

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u/Fuzzy-Butterscotch86 1d ago

I know, lol.  Made me laugh too see it when I got back to my phone. 

I even added the allowance that it's not easy for some people, because my wife is absolutely one of those people, but still rubbed people the wrong way enough to justify their downvotes.

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u/Fletch71011 1d ago

Hot take, you don't need to drink at bars or can just drink before you go. Or honestly go anywhere else, alcohol kills more people in the US than every other drug combined, and you're willing to spend like 10x what it costs to consume it? It's an actual poison and carcinogen.

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u/The_Afton_Rabbit 1d ago

frankly, as a recovering alcoholic who's nearly died from alcohol poisoning & withdrawal too many times to comfortably count, even im sick of this "it's poison! it's a carcinogen!" shit.

like yeah, it's true, but that's not the point. lots of fun stuff is addictive, unhealthy, dangerous, etc. if you cut out everything that has negative consequences, your life will be boring & unfulfilling. everything has pros & cons, risks & benefits. you have to weigh them & decide what you do & dont want to do.

if alcohol makes you feel physically & mentally awful & addiction is ruling your life, the cons arent worth the pros. but if youre just grabbing a few drinks in moderation to elevate a fun night with your friends every now & then, the bonding & memories that make life rich & beautiful are worth the potential health repercussions.

same with the money aspect. no self-respecting alcoholic goes to the fucking bar, but as an occasional treat when chilling with the homies? the novelty & the experience of hanging out somewhere new can be worth it.

moderation. responsibility. thats all you need

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u/mefista 8h ago

"If you use zero stimulants, life gets boring", no, you just have an addictive personality type. And do not say that shit about sugar, it is not true. 

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u/Fletch71011 1d ago

Ya, maybe I was too harsh. I was abusing alcohol myself after getting in a car accident, but you're right. I was stashing bottom shelf vodka and drinking alone constantly. The stuff fucks you up beyond belief though and the more I learned, I realized if you want to abuse substances, like nearly anything else is better. Alcohol is one of the worst drugs out there and we treat it like it's normal.

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u/myychair 1d ago

So you’re an example of why it’s better to drink in bars. Social drinking while paying more to drink is a lot safer than blacking out by yourself from your secret stash of booze.

I get that you’re maybe trying to be helpful in your first comment but the tone isn’t great and now you appear a little hypocritical

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u/Fletch71011 1d ago

I don't think I'm being hypocritical. If I could go back in time and tell myself one thing, it would be to never take a sip of alcohol for the rest of my life. I want people to learn from my mistakes.

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u/The_Afton_Rabbit 1d ago

replying to this one too, because it hits hard.

i understand the sentiment, but i dont think anyone has ever listened to that kind of advice. they need to witness or experience it. most alcoholics wouldnt have listened if they were warned not to drink, or told how badly it would affect them. especially if it was what one turned to to cope with physical or emotional trauma. when one is desperate, momentary relief trumps longterm consequences.

an aversion to alcohol cant be lectured into someone. it comes from watching loved ones suffer, or suffering oneself. it's time to let that sentiment go, because it isnt helping you or others.

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u/The_Afton_Rabbit 1d ago

im sorry youve been there too. alcoholism is hell on earth. ive spent far too many nights chugging bottom shelf vodka alone in my room, abandoned warehouses, in the bathroom at work, etc.

but it honestly gets easier once you see alcohol as an option that youre choosing not to partake in, but that others can if they want to. it gives some sense of control & autonomy when the cravings get bad. it's easier when youre able to see it as a fact of life & not solely as a temptation or a danger. it sounds counterintuitive, but seeing it as something normal means the feelings associated with it are less intense, which makes it easier to make the intentional choice to not drink. it makes it less stressful to be in places where others are drinking too.

your heart's in the right place. you just dont want anyone to end up like us. but it's so much easier once you stop seeing alcohol as dangerous, as crazy as that sounds. i wish you well with your recovery

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u/AltForObvious1177 1d ago

We are here for a good time, not for a long time

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u/No-Channel3917 1d ago

Okay purity culture

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u/MarleyandtheWhalers 1d ago

I see what you're saying, but it could be that spending the same amount of money to get 7x as many White Claws won't improve your life

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u/Fuzzy-Butterscotch86 1d ago

Lol. True. 

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u/SobiTheRobot 1d ago

Can't be monthly, that'd be 25 cans a day!

Even quarterly, that's about 8 cans a day...

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u/Fuzzy-Butterscotch86 1d ago

Yeah. It's hard to believe one person was responsible for that drop off.

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u/SobiTheRobot 1d ago

Unless they were influencing other patrons to get White Claws...

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u/Fuzzy-Butterscotch86 1d ago

True. A group of friends that all drank White Claws could've stopped going to the bar after the one friend moved. 

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u/Quick_Movie_5758 1d ago

Inaccurate click-bait. Just his liver moved away.

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u/Pyrochazm 1d ago

Is this person related to spiders Georg?

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u/SufferNSucceed 1d ago

I think he moved to the graveyard tho. 

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u/eddmario 1d ago

White Claws aren't even good...

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u/Dramatic_Buddy4732 1d ago

I dunno, I like the new black cherry one. Which means they'll take it away now that summer is over 😂

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u/doc_skinner 1d ago

Thanks for the notice. Now let's share your opinion with all of the people who do enjoy them.

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u/InvictvsNox 1d ago

They really aren't. Back when I drank, I was on #12 for the night kinda pissed it took so many to get me to where I wanted to be (pretty inebriated, but not blackout)

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u/chi_sweetness25 1d ago

Wouldn’t you have that same problem with most typical beers and coolers then?

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u/InvictvsNox 1d ago

Probably, but when I drank I was mostly a liquor drinker; 2-3 glasses of any decent single malt Scotch was my happy place.

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u/4QuarantineMeMes 1d ago

My brother in Christ those are 5% ABV. You just have a drinking problem

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u/Dudeman240 1d ago

%5 is a light beer territory the dude is fine

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u/40MillyVanillyGrams 1d ago

Drinking 12 12oz White Claws at 5.0% ABV is nearly equivalent to an entire 750ml bottle of 80-proof liquor.

That much alcohol over 4 hours for a 180 lb male gives an estimated 0.19 BAC. About 2.5 times over the legal limit. Dude is not fine. Dude has a problem.

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u/InvictvsNox 1d ago

*had a problem.

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u/justdidapoo 1d ago

If you don't like the drink and drink slowly

Otherwise 2 an hour will get you drunk at a normal rate. 3 an hour an express rate and 4 an hour will get you blasted quick smart

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u/4QuarantineMeMes 1d ago

Bro a 6 pack is the average for adult men to get inebriated.

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u/InvictvsNox 1d ago

Worth mentioning this was over an 6-7 hour timespan.

I definitely did get drunk.

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u/4QuarantineMeMes 1d ago

Alright my bad, that’s not terrible then lmao.

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u/realsuitboi 1d ago

There’s inebriated and there’s drunk. A six pack ain’t gonna do it for a lot of heavy drinkers.

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u/NOT-GR8-BOB 1d ago

Ok? Apparently that dude likes them.

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u/EmperorMing101 1d ago

I enjoy it. Tastes better than beer imo

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u/BroadRoads 12h ago

For a canned drink it’s probably the cheapest way to get drunk with the fewest calories. Basically the equivalent of drinking vodka mixed with water/diet soda.

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u/beeslmao 1d ago

I hope the customer was a part of a sorority or group and this was their go to place to bring people to drink cause that's a lot of white claw

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u/Space_Lux 1d ago

What is white claw

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u/WolfMaster415 1d ago

It's a hard seltzer that has a kind of sweet taste to it

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/WolfMaster415 1d ago

It's carbonated and it's hard cus it's horny got alcohol in it. So think alcoholic sparkling water

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u/smeetebwet 1d ago

The alcohol industry is propped up by alcoholics

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u/repwin1 1d ago

Assuming 31 days in a month, this person was spending almost $200/day on white claw. Would be $72,704/year on white claw.

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u/OutragedPineapple 1d ago

White Claw Georg

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u/horseneigher 1d ago

people piss away so much money "going out". the service industry is a scam istg

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u/throwleavemealone 1d ago

I don't even want to think about the numbers before, I am so happy I'm sober.

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u/Raisdonruin 1d ago

Claw Lord.

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u/RigbyEleonora 1d ago

He 100% died of cirrhosis

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u/ILiekBookz 20h ago

You are making a fold assumption and assuming that someone who spent over $7,000 on white claw is still alive and not like dead in a dish somewhere from alcohol poisoning

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u/lilykai_strawberry 9h ago

i choose to believe this is a bar in texas in the neighborhood bar series (series on tiktok/youtube shorts by michellebellexo) universe after pearl moved away

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u/Baudiness 3h ago

Hey boss, what we gonna do with all this White Claw?