r/NonPoliticalTwitter • • 11d ago

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u/qualityvote2 11d ago edited 9d ago

u/Gorotheninja, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/ArmedParaiba 11d ago

There is too much corgi here, but I understand fully.

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u/Beytran70 11d ago

Corgis do have the seemingly supernatural ability to cosplay as other breeds while still definitely being a corgi.

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u/LG3V 11d ago

Makes me think of r/incorgnito

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u/PirLibTao 10d ago

Beat me to it

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u/Soggy_Competition614 11d ago edited 10d ago

We had a corgi cocker spaniel mix dog and he was so cool. He had a thin sandy brown coat. Was wirey built, long tail and in between small and medium built. He looked like Odie from the Garfield cartoons. He was a great bird dog.

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u/krt941 11d ago

Is the short limbs that make them distinct.

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u/starscreamtoast 10d ago

My friend had a corgi/rottweiler, it looked exactly like a corgi just in rotti colours. Dino was great

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u/Nuppusauruss 10d ago

I know the kind of dog that the meme is referencing to, but this one is a Finnish spitz

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u/belliebun 10d ago

There’s no such thing as “too much” corgi

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u/Enzo_GS 11d ago

In Brazil we commonly refer to these dogs as "Caramel mutts", very common in the streets throughout the country

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u/knobiknows 10d ago

Can confirm, woke up with this guy sneaking into my bungalow

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/ILuvYou_YouAreSoGood 10d ago

Probably just what the first person with a dog said!

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u/LouAnaKay 10d ago

Tell me he stayed and you had breakfast together! Lie to me, if you need to!

Bet that guy loved those waffles! Or Pão de Queijo?

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u/knobiknows 10d ago

total man whore! slept in a different house every night

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u/sq00q 10d ago

Lol we have something similar in South Asia/India, we call them desi kutta but apparently their official name is Pariah Dog.

Mostly brown and very lean, and they somehow subsist entirely on eating literal garbage and drinking water from puddles.

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u/bulelainwen 10d ago

We call them Tucson brown dogs

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u/awesomedan24 10d ago

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u/thicc_bob 10d ago

This right here is about as generic as a dog gets

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u/TXSTBobCat1234 10d ago

My veterinarian friend calls this color “pound brown”.

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u/RockDoveEnthusiast 7d ago

except it's clearly yellow!

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u/marmosetohmarmoset 10d ago

I had a dog that looked exactly like this. Our vet said he’s what would happen if you out every breed of dog together in a room and let them breed for 100 years. Weirdly, his mother was a pure bred sheltie.

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u/Electro04 10d ago

In Nigeria, we call them Bingo

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u/SHINYAXOLOTL 10d ago

We call these guys Caramel Mutts here in brazil! Staple fauna literally everywhere

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u/AzzyCrystals 4d ago

Oh my god! Caramelos! There was a very sad Brazilian movie about them.

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u/puppylust 8d ago

Where'd you get this photo of my dog?

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u/GoldenGlazes 11d ago

Like 80% of cat owners say their cat is 'Cat'

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u/TerraTechy 10d ago

the only quality that matters is whether it is orange

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u/Crab_Shark_ 10d ago

or void

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u/Shmarfle47 10d ago

Don’t forget the standard issue

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u/molotovzav 10d ago

Most cats just are cats and breeds are just coat colors. Cats don't have breeds like dogs do, they just have specific coat colors people breed for.

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u/Veryegassy 5d ago

No... cats definitely have breeds. Got a lap siamese right now, they *definitely have a distinct body type and personality traits. Go look up Maincoones too, they're very different to "cats" (domestic shorthairs)

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u/MaraTaru 10d ago

In the UK, they're often known as Bitzers. Bits of this, bits of that.

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u/Typical_Ad_210 10d ago

Are they? I’ve never heard that term here. I most commonly hear Heinz 57 to describe this kind of dog. Sometimes mongrel or mutt, but bitzer is a new one on me!

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u/MaraTaru 10d ago

Dunno, maybe it's a norf London thing?

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u/ArmedParaiba 10d ago

As in Bitzer from Shawn the Sheep?

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u/SmellyFartBoy 10d ago

South Australia we call them that aswell

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u/ididshave 10d ago

I can never tell when someone in the UK is making up a new word on the spot or it’s really a common expression.

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u/littlebirdgone 10d ago

I’m in the US and think we should adopt this, it’s adorable lol

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u/MothChasingFlame 10d ago

Ok well that's adorable.

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u/beingafunkynote 10d ago

Haha that’s cute!

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u/Th3Dark0ccult 11d ago

That's sort of the default dog look. Dingos look very similar and they descend from domestic dogs, afaik. I guess if we didn't artificially create and preserve breeds, all dogs would've looked like that.

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u/Muted_Substance2156 10d ago

You’re right, dogs will revert back to looking like this if left to their own devices to breed. They’re called village dogs.

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u/spaceyfacer 10d ago

r/DoggyDna taught me about how village dogs are a thing. And it makes perfect sense.

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u/RosenButtons 11d ago

*domestic dogs descend from them

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u/Th3Dark0ccult 11d ago

No? Dogs descend from wolves. Then domestic dogs escape into the Australian outback, brought in by settlers, thus becoming wild dingos.

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u/WateredDown 10d ago

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u/kingjulia 10d ago

Settlers, as in, aboriginal settlers. People have been bringing dogs with them for thousands of years

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u/WateredDown 10d ago edited 10d ago

I guess so, it's a bit confusing when the area is currently occupied by a different group of settlers but I concede the point.

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u/RosenButtons 10d ago

Yes, thank you. That does sound more accurate. But I didn't care about correcting that part since I would have had to look up whether dingos or wild dogs also came in from the cold like wolves. I just wanted to point out the directional error in the use of "descend"

I might have known once, but this morning I couldn't even remember if dingos and wild dogs were the same animal. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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u/_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_ 10d ago

There is no directional error.

Canis lupus lupus (grey wolf) -> Canis lupus familiaris (domestic dog) -> Canis lupus dingo

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u/RosenButtons 10d ago

Yup, that's my bad! I shouldn't be commenting on anything before I'm up and have had my coffee.

Upside, I'll remember these fun facts next time. 🙂 It's always a good day when we're learning.

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u/LouAnaKay 10d ago

Which one eats babies? That's your answer!

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u/RosenButtons 10d ago

I mean .... I think they'll both eat babies. But only one got a song about it?

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u/LouAnaKay 10d ago

There's you're answer!

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u/eagerrangerdanger 11d ago

No breed. Just employed.

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u/Ill-Introduction2736 11d ago

That's a Louisiana yellow roof dog.

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u/LouAnaKay 10d ago

Yep. In Louisiana, you either have Catahoulas or these guys.

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u/Personal_Care3393 10d ago edited 10d ago

I work with dogs.

These are either the best dogs ever or the absolute fucking worst balls of anxiety and violence you’ve ever seen and there is no in between.

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u/Cuntrymusichater 10d ago

My sister has one that looks just like this. It’s a complete asshole. My sister is the only person that it likes.

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u/marmosetohmarmoset 10d ago

Sometimes they are both at the same time.

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u/Personal_Care3393 10d ago

Sometimes it depends on the human you put them with

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u/JohnnySalamiBoy420 11d ago

Way healthier than those weird ass bred dogs lol

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u/Yeahuhhhhh 10d ago

Not sure if this is found in other dialects of Spanish, but in Mexico they call them "perros mestizos", meaning "mixed-race dogs" or, more accurately, "mutts".

Fun Fact: It's also the name for people with indigenous and European heritage. I remember laughing when we got the vet papers and saw that my dog and I technically share a race.

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u/ExpiredLink404 10d ago

en Costa Rica son zagüates

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u/Yeahuhhhhh 10d ago

También son "callajeros" y "solovinos" en partes de México, pero creo que "perro mestizo" es el término formal.

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u/spaceyfacer 10d ago

I learned from r/doggydna about the standard "village dog". Anywhere in the world with a high roaming stray population will eventually develop into a very similar dingo-looking dog with basically the same features. Modern convergent evolution.

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u/veryangrydoggo 11d ago

That's a pure blood viralata, a very traditional dog in Brazil.

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u/CaptainLookylou 10d ago

These are called Wonder dogs! because you wonder what kind they are.

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u/Aurorinha 11d ago

Loafing like a cat though 👀 🍞

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u/Tritri89 10d ago

I had one like that. Greatest dog ever. She was smart as hell (she showed the other dogs, way dumber, how to escape the garden), full of energy and litteraly unkillable (no I mean it she survived : a run in with a car, multiple fights that SHE initiated, two strokes and lived to 22 years old when I assume she decided that it was enough and just merged with the Force or something)

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u/NonsenseOnALoop 10d ago

i love dog looking dogs

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u/ForbiddenButtStuff 11d ago

It's a Chiorgi Shepherd

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u/blue-jaypeg 10d ago

A yellow dog represents a genetic average in feral populations, reverting to a natural, wild phenotype after generations of breeding without human control or intervention.

Yellow dog = village dog; rural dog; pariah; pye-dog; feral, free-ranging or ownerless dog; mongrel; cur.

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u/Desperate-Win9344 9d ago

My dad used to call them "A dog brand dog" as in a dog who can´t be categorized in a single breed

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u/Erinstarkn 10d ago

I love you, generic yellow dogs

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u/Ok_Hospital1399 10d ago

Brown bread loaf is one of my favorite breeds of doggo.

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u/Shinonomenanorulez 10d ago

Ah yes a quiltro, either the sweetest mf or the most evil mf with no inbetween, and they're pretty much everything-proof

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u/Crash_Blondicoot 10d ago

I call them the "primordial" dog!

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u/urson_black 10d ago

I think this type is referred to as a "yellow dog" in the South.

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u/Minimum_Housing_4600 10d ago

Maybe a little cat in there too

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u/Lb_Last_Hunter 10d ago

More ethical than breeding dog breeds. All dogs should become generic.

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u/Pitiful-Election-438 10d ago

If crossbred cats are healthier than purebred, then why dont we crossbreed dogs? I agree with you

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u/Fawkingretar 10d ago

Aka Mongrel, I can see a bit of Askal in there

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u/bingbong069 10d ago

Village dog!

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u/Maleficent_Offer_692 10d ago

When you’re the first one in the zoom meeting.

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u/CynCity323 10d ago

I call these "regular dogs"

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u/Raige2017 10d ago

My cousin brought a puppy to my house.

My girlfriend and her daughter decided to keep it.

I named him "Joe Dog"

Because he wasn't my dog he was your dog

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u/BabyFishmouthTalk 10d ago

Mutt. Term's been around for more than a century. We need to stop reinventing the existing and claiming credit.

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u/CaptainMagnets 10d ago

A mutt is just any mixed dog though..not specifically a dog that looks like this

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u/Tritri89 10d ago

That's a joke. "John Something" meaning "generic something". Remove your broom from your ass, the tweet never said that he invented anything.

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u/peskypsittacine 10d ago

I think it's more specifically a pun on John Doe.

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u/diablol3 10d ago

Mongrel. Terms been around for over 500 years.

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u/ThePetSematary 10d ago

Good old Heinz 57

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u/WrongColorCollar 10d ago

Bless em, at least they tend to have better health.

It's the bred ones I'm sad about

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u/ewwwwwokay 10d ago

Brown coat ? He's obviously blond

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u/VacationLovey 10d ago

I think this is called a village dog or free ranging dog. There seems to be a few looks that I’d call ‘default’

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u/nocturnal_commission 10d ago

Can confirm: I have a Jane Dog.

Smart, sturdy, resilient, adaptible, zero health problems

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u/Strange-Hair-3006 10d ago

Half corgi, half golden retriever

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u/Immediate-Way-4065 10d ago

I love mutts because they all have their own individual character to them

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u/xChops 10d ago

My friend had one of these that his family rescued from somewhere in china, and I swear to god it barked Chinese.

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u/Fappy_as_a_Clam 10d ago

I had a dog like this. My wife and i referred to him as "Generic Dog Model 1," his name was Oli and he was a judgemental dick. 

When you think of what an average dog looks like, you are thinking of what Oli looked like.

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u/IMAFIRINMAHLAZAH 10d ago

I love bullshit with fur

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u/ElevatorEquivalent41 10d ago

non denominational dog

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u/Kindlypatrick 10d ago

The store brand dog

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u/pinguinhat 9d ago

Feels like this guy

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u/everyday_barometer 9d ago

So close to John Doggett.

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u/CaramelTurtles 9d ago

Ah yes, yellow dog

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u/EricCartoonBox 9d ago

The dog equivalent of a moggy. A "doggy," might you will.

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u/ghoulypop 7d ago

That’s the most corgi-looking dog that clearly just isn’t a corgi at all I’ve ever seen??????