r/NewGirl • • 3h ago

Anyone watching Love is Blind Boston? A contestant reminds me of Schmidt lol

7 Upvotes

Scott “Stew” Stewart looks like he has driving moccasins and a sharkskin laptop sleeve lol


r/NewGirl • • 3h ago

Meme/Humor Hey monkey monkey - toddler version

12 Upvotes

We’ve been calling our kids monkey basically since birth. We have a toddler that’s 2ish and a 10 month old. We always sing “Hey monkey monkey, where you keep your crackers?” to our younger son, so our toddler started singing, “Hey monkey monkey, where you keep your almond crackers?” because he usually eats the simple mills almond crackers. It’s adorable and hilarious, and I’m proud😂

Anybody with kids that quote new girl here?


r/NewGirl • • 5h ago

Meme/Humor "Now go on! You heard me! Go on! Go on, scram! Go! I hate you! Go! Ahhhh! Argghh! Go back to your kind!"

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r/NewGirl • • 10h ago

Discussion Mars Landing is infuriating

298 Upvotes

Is the stupidest break up in history? Jess is unbelievably ridiculous in this episode. Forcing Nick to get up, hung over, to go to her friend’s son’s birthday?? Buying said child a birthday present and then INSISTING IT BE PUT TOGETHER BEFORE THE PARTY?!? Arguing about a hypothetical future?!? BREAKING UP because of the 3 previous items?!????

It’s completely over the top, and for a show with a crazy number of RIDICULOUS plot points for the main character, this one tops them all.


r/NewGirl • • 12h ago

Character Discussion Jake Johnson Looks to Sell Pasadena Home For $3.295 Million

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r/NewGirl • • 13h ago

Fan Art Which New Girl Character are you? 10 questions 5 characters

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Hi everyone

I am testing out this character quizzes for the show and I would appreciate if some of you can check it out and let me know what you think and which characters you got

10 questions, 5 possible characters

https://triviagauntlet.app/character-quiz/new-girl.html

Thanks


r/NewGirl • • 1d ago

A Nick and Winston mess around!

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744 Upvotes

r/NewGirl • • 1d ago

Nick Miller Glamour Photo from The Box episode

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Hello! I know this has been asked before - but has anyone had any success find a high quality version of this self portrait of Nick? I want to hang it above my bar. It used to be sold on Etsy but is no longer available.


r/NewGirl • • 1d ago

Meme/Humor Why have I never noticed the soap spoon?

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I’m rewatching New Girl for the nth time and just noticed the soap dipping spoon nick uses after “fixing” the toilet in s1 ep7. Not sure how I’ve never noticed but I could’ve used this years ago


r/NewGirl • • 3d ago

It’s not fair… he’s a being of pure sexual energy.

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201 Upvotes

r/NewGirl • • 3d ago

Cece Is a Good Friend

76 Upvotes

Rewatching, and never really had much of an opinion on Cece as a character, but now I'm realizing what a good friend she is. That's it, that's the post.


r/NewGirl • • 3d ago

Discussion rewatching for the nth time

24 Upvotes

i'm rewatching new girl rn and i just knew from the first ep that it was nick!!!! he really has a soft spot for jess.

also, i can't for that ep where winston can't say "charcuterie" it kills me everytime!! hahaha new girl never fails to give me a good laugh, they don't make sitcoms like this anymore 😩


r/NewGirl • • 3d ago

Discussion I don't think i have seen another show where the acting elevates the writing to another level altogether.

105 Upvotes

No shade on the writing or anything, but the way the actors have fleshed out the characters is insane, and i have never seen such goofy silliness being written and portrayed ever.

The way Nick cuts off when saying something in the middle of sentences - it must have been written that way, of course, but the way Jake Johnson executes it is out of this world.

Or "gave me cookie, got you cookie" scene. Or his meeting with Tran.

each of these scenes was written well, but the way Jake delivered them makes them so funny and memorable.

And Schmidt, it would have been so easy to just become a douche by default for the show, but Max Greenfield added some characteristics to make him silly/likable as well - the constant mispronunciations, mannerisms can't be written in vacuum.

And they really struggled with getting Winston right for the first 2-3 seasons, but once Winston discovered his silly side in the show, it was glorious.

Zoey as the adorkable naive character is so good to watch too, although i feel she plays the "straight man" a lot of the times.

Cece was the hot character for the first few seasons, but she got so goofy towards the end too.


r/NewGirl • • 3d ago

Question Nick scene suggestions

22 Upvotes

Hi! I'm an actress working on comedy on my TV/film acting class and love Nick's character. We're allowed to bring in any scene we want, regardless of gender, and I always felt like Nick is my dream role. I'm looking for a good, funny Nick scene, maybe 2-4 pages (minutes) of dialogue. Not just a one off funny line, but a whole scene. Would love suggestions! All I'm seeing online are very small snippets. The towel scene is a little too short and the cookie scene is pretty good but I think we can do better!

Would love y'all's help on this. Just tell me the scene, episode and season and I can find the video and write a transcript of the lines for class :))


r/NewGirl • • 3d ago

Question As I live and breathe.. raisin?

320 Upvotes

can someone please explain this to me? 😭


r/NewGirl • • 4d ago

Character Discussion They make shoes for your penis - they’re called pants!

30 Upvotes

Schmidt is the best


r/NewGirl • • 4d ago

Discussion Possible Plot Hole

36 Upvotes

In S4 E3, Julie Berkman’s Older Sister, Schmidt puts together a focus group in order to score the sponge account at work and he has Coach, Nick and Winston in on it. But his boss is watching the whole thing live and why doesn’t she recognize them? Especially Winston, he was her child’s nanny!? Plus the other guys have been to several work parties with Schmidt so she should recognize them also


r/NewGirl • • 4d ago

“Joni…I don't want to lie to you, so I'm not: there's shells all in these eggs”

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300 Upvotes

r/NewGirl • • 4d ago

More cast reunion pics from Hannah's ig

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Caption: Only Max aka Schmidt aka Schmidtybangs could organize us all to make the reunion finally happen. What a ridiculously fun night raising money and awareness for @chrysalissocal 🦋

Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/DeW922iG6Zj/?img_index=3&rpxt=MTBtMzZkYWp4a3lqMA==


r/NewGirl • • 4d ago

“Everyone looks fresh.”

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974 Upvotes

The song choice is perfect. They look perfect. ✨


r/NewGirl • • 5d ago

Did y'all lose your shit over this already?

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2.9k Upvotes

First thing I saw this morning with half opened eyed! What precious little angels! They look the same! ❤️

Reunion of the new girl cast at the Chrysalis Butterfly Ball charity event in L.A.


r/NewGirl • • 5d ago

Isn't this Nick's creepy professor friend?

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21 Upvotes

Found from an ad on reddit.


r/NewGirl • • 5d ago

Question am i recalling this correctly?

134 Upvotes

the episode where nick is dating all the college girls, and the 2 fight about the infinity scarf-

when winston comes in the room claiming to be nicks lover theodore mullins-

is that the name he gives?

if so thats the same name of ted, the vet, in schitts creek. i dont have a streaming channel thats showing new girl at the moment but its in my head today and i cant shake it!


r/NewGirl • • 5d ago

Meme/Humor Let me see your leap, man

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42 Upvotes

r/NewGirl • • 5d ago

Appreciation Post IT FINALLY HAPPENED

163 Upvotes

Season 2 spoilers below!! I’m going to put them in spoiler tags to try and keep it as friendly as possible just in case anybody else reading this is new like I am :)

Hi y’all! I haven’t joined the sub because I’ve gotten shows spoiled that way for me before if I join before I finish it but I’m currently on season 2 of New Girl and I just😭

I already knew Nick and Jess end up together so I’ve been desperately waiting for them to kiss and I finally just got to that episode. When I tell y’all I screamed!! I felt like they were teasing us for so long and I honestly didn’t think it was going to happen for awhile. And then the way he grabbed her arm and pulled her back to actually kiss her at the end of the episode! Just absolute perfection. I truly can’t.

Anyway the friend who got me to watch this show is camping without service and I didn’t have anybody else to scream about it to so thanks for reading. I can’t wait to watch the rest!