r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/generation_quiet • 1h ago
r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/Intelligent_Ad1004 • 1h ago
FIRST THE FROGS, NOW THE CORN: The Commie Democrats are flooding our groundwater with atrazine again, this time to turn our precious Zea Mays GAY!
r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/NonConforminConsumer • 5h ago
A morning glory hole, any of you experienced jerkers try this?
reddit.comIs this viable? It does seem lush and inviting.
r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/TarantulaWithAGuitar • 7h ago
I'm receiving free pest control and I'm mad about it >:(
galleryr/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/Formal-Ad-7184 • 1d ago
Simple side by side for you terminally-online Reddit dogpilers.
Stop infloresceing so densely in the garden if you don't want to be labeled as such.
r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/theholewizard • 1d ago
I'm brewing up a batch of hemlock tea, who wants a cup?
r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/AdventurousSea3437 • 1d ago
How can I help? I want to see these studs all over my Bradford pear trees.
galleryr/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/Hot_Difficulty6799 • 1d ago
I Live in a Small Town in the Adirondacks. I Am No Purist. Look at the Pretty Pretty Flowers I Am Spreading Around.
[Scenic view of wildflowers growing under the Staten Island side of the Verrazzano Narrows Bridge, New York City. CC-BY-NC, ©lenlibrizzi at iNaturalist.]
I live in a small town in the Adirondack mountains, in upstate New York. I love the wild character of where I live. It's a remote and special place, far away from the degraded environment of the city.
To honor the unique natural character of where I live, I grow a plant in my garden that is native to the lowlands of the Gulf Coast, a thousand miles south of me.
(Maybe the plant is native as far northeast as Virginia. Or maybe only back to Mississippi. And then maybe up to Michigan. When a plant so readily escapes cultivation as lance leaf coreopsis, it gets hard to say.)
I am no purist. If a plant from the southern coastal plains is on the popular list at the Little Nursery on the Prairie™, I'll plant it in my northern highlands garden.
Now, I can sense the native plant gardeners who have purist attitudes, the native plant gardeners who think that native plants should be native, getting uncomfortable here.
I've said that my location is special. That I live very near pristine wilderness. And I've said that lance leaf coreopsis readily escapes cultivation. It's a prolific seeder, with winged seeds that spread with the wind. Is there not a danger that my garden plant might spread to said nearby pristine wilderness areas, displacing and outcompeting the native flora there?
You worrywarts.
This plant has such a pretty yellow flower. It's the clean simple wildflower as grown in Plato's cave. Let me show some off, aside from the ones in my small town garden.
I found this pretty one in a woods opening a few miles west of town. And this one volunteering in sparse vegetation very near by my own garden. It's almost like the wind had blown it there. This one was not far off the road, a few miles east. And I found one, two, three, four while walking along the banks of the upper Hudson River just north of town.
Farther away from my own garden, so I can't take credit for them, but this beauty in the Five Ponds Wilderness Area, and this pretty one in the Debar Mountain Wild Forest.
So at any rate, I hope I have convinced you that stuffy purist fears about garden plants grown outside their native range escaping cultivation, and maybe even invading pristine wilderness areas, are greatly exaggerated.
Are as overblown as the way a lanceleaf coreopsis seed can fly with the wind, to use metaphor.
I've traveled a bit. I've seen the United States. Check out the beautiful lance-leaf tickseeds in the Payette National Forest in Idaho, outright springing from granite; the Sturgeon River State Forest in Minnesota; the White Mountain National Forest in New Hampshire; and the Santa Fe National Forest in New Mexico. All of these deserve a big red exclamation mark of approval.
And finally one, two, three lance-leaved coreopsises hanging out on the recently active Kilauea volcano in Hawaii. The native plant gardeners nearby must love seeing the plants in the wild, and marvel how they got to such an unlikely location.
OK, I'll admit, I can sense the snobby purist fears persisting. And perhaps even being strengthened.
My beloved garden plant, Coreopsis lanceolata by binomial, can sprout among the washed up trash at the mouth of the Hudson River; it can also spread along higher quality areas on the upper Hudson near where I live.
It can sprout from granite in Idaho, and from the sides of volcanos in Hawaii. Though probably originating in the subtopics, it can tolerate brutally cold winters in state forests in northern Minnesota.
It can grow damned near anywhere, degraded and pristine environment alike. That starts seeming invasive.
But no, no, it's OK. It's OK for me as a native plant gardener to grow it, even though it isn't native to me.
It's really really pretty, see, and is a pollinator magnet, and therefore can't do any harm to the environment. Of course I want to help spread it around.
r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/im-just-here-to-nut • 1d ago
Nothing better than native autumnal yellow in my New England native garden: native black-faced Susan, native floppy Gregg, and fucking oleander aphids
Nothing says native New England than the weirdest asters known to man (or they!). After six months of confounding growth with nary a flash of color they have exploded. Now finally in the Autumn I can finally enjoy the aster yellows my neighbor is always warning me about.
One bitter note in my perfect and unimpeachable slice of native Eden: My beautiful milkweed (from a packet shipped from Florida, a place native to many plants), once adorned in beautiful native insects like M O N A R C H C A T E R P I L L A R S and the M I L K W E E D B E E T L E (need to read more about this to see how I feel about it) is now infested with bugs, APHIDS no less, almost certainly from China (please don’t check, at capacity with correction at this time).
I have tried everything, from doing nothing to sighing bigly to using eight bottles of Dawn Dishsoap™️. Any advice? I will disagree and criticize you no matter what you say.
r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/Selenite_Cults • 2d ago
Covering all that lawn would be net benefit tbh
r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/aDamnCommunist • 2d ago
Checkout my Hairy Aster
I've been waiting for this to bloom all summer for this post, I couldn't wait any longer.
r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/sunshineupyours1 • 2d ago
Feeling horrible that I tore this cutie’s head off
Can y’all advise on how to ethically remove ticks from my skin in the future so these sweet babies can get their bloodmeal from somebody else next time?
r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/OkSeesaw5563 • 2d ago
omidog
The straight guys might have outdone us....
Been a rough day, bout to do a line of penstemon seeds
r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/TuxedoEnthusiast • 3d ago
Heartbreaking: The worst bug you know actually pollinates something
r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/_thegnomedome2 • 2d ago
Y'all LOVED the Buddleia/Asclepias combo. Now BEHOLD, Buddleia \ Solidago combo
r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/lefence • 3d ago
We proudly welcome moose to the fight against lawncels!
r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/FreeXiJinpingAss • 3d ago
My meatball hunting earlier this year worked out
Glad to see this guy
earlier post: https://www.reddit.com/r/NativePlantCirclejerk/comments/1s3imvl/i_foraged_more_delicious_meatball_today/
r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/barbfromteenmom • 3d ago
I ain’t running a nature conservancy! Fuck the lightning bugs!
r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/Formal-Ad-7184 • 3d ago
Request for help regarding native weeds
Whenever I disturb the soil of a NativePlantCirclejerk post, I always have an automod weed volunteer. I know that it is native to the subreddit, but they are literally everywhere. They are the host species for reddit mod larvae, Turpis foedus, and I can kinda see the value in having mods around but mods smell bad, and generally don't do much else for the subreddit ecosystem besides being allelopathic to non native, annual, ornamentals.
So I turn to the experts for help. How do y'all reconcile with all the native automod volunteers? Seems like there is a new unfunny species popping up all the time recently.
r/NativePlantCirclejerk • u/canisdirusarctos • 3d ago
Buddleia invasive in Z6, or truly harmful to butterflies?
Is my invasive species really an invasive species? Please validate me and my biases.
What the fuck is happening over there?