r/MitchellAndWebb • u/MaxvellGardner • 3d ago

Unfulfilled

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300 Upvotes

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u/Millsy800 3d ago

Unfilled!?

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u/Lonely_Illustrator33 I’m a better black man than he is! 3d ago

I suppose I thought Olivia was one of those women who find it difficult or even impossible to… attain or achieve…

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u/GlovesForSocks 3d ago

Noshesdefinitelynotoneofthose

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u/Stories-Make-Believe 3d ago

Oh. Oh I see…

116

u/Successful_Buy_6852 3d ago

I haven't seen it but I trust a Telegraph review like I trust the clap.

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u/PolemicDysentery 3d ago

Yeah, not overwhelmed with confidence in the media literacy of an outlet whose main audience haven't mastered literal literacy.

3

u/MaenHoffiCoffi 3d ago

Or metaphorical literacy?

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u/PuzzleheadedBend8180 3d ago

Definitely looks like a clickbait headline is being prioritised over any kind of serious review

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u/doomscrolling_tiktok kiss my rat wacker for luck 3d ago

Now we know

13

u/thewanderingent 3d ago

Oh, now we know

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u/cedg32 2d ago

We know now alright

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u/Azyzz3 3d ago

You see! Thats the push! There!

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u/Darmok47 3d ago

Is the basket's name Kenneth?

21

u/sports_sports_sports 3d ago

Men don't like baskets as much as women, that's my analysis.

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u/ennenganon 3d ago

Unwoven*

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u/patw420 3d ago

Often, um, beast, you ejaculate…quite a long time before I’ve had time to feel like I’ve started to enjoy our…sex

6

u/Fun-Minimum-3007 3d ago

This guy gave Babygirl (2024) five stars on letterboxd btw

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u/AquaStarRedHeart Chance would be a fine thing 16h ago

He's known as quite the hack. Older normal looking lady enjoying fucking? Absolutely not

7

u/asidechick 3d ago

I don’t think we’ll be needing Kenneth tonight

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u/HilsMorDi 3d ago

Unfilled.

4

u/quixoticdancer 3d ago

Now that's value for money.

4

u/-WigglyLine- Pukey Bucket of Snake 3d ago

Her breast is just brushing my hand there…

3

u/FrankieSausage 2d ago

And I can’t wait to see it

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u/Regalrefuse 3d ago

Classic Sophie

2

u/HarpersGeekly 3d ago

Best one was The Telegraph

3

u/Ill-Dream-6498 3d ago

Unfilled?

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u/Waste-Snow670 3d ago

Unfulfilled.

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u/melancious 3d ago

Unfilled basket

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u/rollingdown23 3d ago

now we know

2

u/MaxRenn I'll never forgive 🍊 If they've wiped the twins 3d ago

So for better or worse the 60s happened, and now sex is.. fine.

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u/voltaire1776 1d ago

I knew it! Everybody is secretly fucking behind my back!

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u/AquaStarRedHeart Chance would be a fine thing 16h ago

Nah this movie is fucking great and so is the short story it's based on

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 16h ago

Sokka-Haiku by AquaStarRedHeart:

Nah this movie is

Fucking great and so is the

Short story it's based on

Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/Shared_Tomorrows 3d ago

You whaut?

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u/KingDongalong 3d ago

I am sporting a woody basket

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u/RazmatBodanglia 3d ago

Nothing happened, really

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u/fuckfuckshit 2d ago

She’s a bit rum-keen