r/MathJokes • • Jul 22 '26

Chill the **** out

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Hey y'all.

If you see a bot post kindly report it and move on I'll get to it when I can.

If you see a repost and that bugs you down vote and move on.

I ban several bots / people harassing other members daily.

But I'm one fuckin dude who made a math meme subreddit when I was in highschool more then a decade ago. (No this isn't an invite to apply to be a mod here) Some of you lot are insufferable.

Some users have taken to using the report function to harass me for not being terminally online moderating this subreddit.

Unfortunately reddit does not disclose who makes reports and there's no way I can see to report false reporters.

I have set up restrictions on who can post here unfortunately it seems a lot of accounts we're either made 7 to 8 years ago or accounts from that age have been hacked en mass. As the majority of posts I've come across have been from users with accounts that old but have only have post history for the past week.

A lot of these accounts are banned by reddit mere hours after posting here before I can even address the reports for it.

To address reposts. There is no specific rule against it. The people should decide if a repost dies or not. Downvote+ hide and move on if it bothers you. I constantly get reports for reposts. And the posts will be at the top of the Reddit with thousands of upvotes and a load of comments. Clearly it's a post that people want to engage with and Enjoy​.

TLDR

It's a reddit about math jokes. Chill out. Be kind.


r/MathJokes • • 4h ago

Today, my friend said 3➗3 = 0 in math class, so I made this sketch for him

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At least there steel some cake on the knife


r/MathJokes • • 19h ago

Don't get me started on the imperial system vs. SI

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r/MathJokes • • 4m ago

There are more unitary constants in Heaven and Earth, Hamilton, than are dreamt of in your quaternions

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r/MathJokes • • 6h ago

The Fantana Theorem:

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Given an event E and a system S , if S operates successfully with absolute certainty in any given percentage p of all trials, then:

P(S=1|E) = 1 & P(E) = p

Therefore, by the The Fantana Theorem, assuming failure outside E:

P(S=1) = P(S=1|E) • P(E)

=(1.00)(p)

P(S=1) = p

Q.E.D.

Corollary: The system is infallible whenever it works, which occurs precisely at any given percentage of the time.

In simpler terms (using Fantana’s exact words, in the first known expression of his theorem to state the efficacy of his methods):

“Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.”

Edit: spelling


r/MathJokes • • 15h ago

Math

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:)


r/MathJokes • • 14h ago

Am i the next oiler ramanujan galois?

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beautiful approximation amairitieitiie

r/MathJokes • • 1d ago

Thanks Alexa

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r/MathJokes • • 2d ago

The math department is NOT gonna like this update

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r/MathJokes • • 1d ago

What is the Latz jecture?

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As implied by duality by the existence of the Collatz conjecture.


r/MathJokes • • 3d ago

😑

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r/MathJokes • • 1d ago

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a winter squash by its diameter?

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r/MathJokes • • 3d ago

😡

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r/MathJokes • • 4d ago

From the Institute of Nursery Rhyme Studies

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r/MathJokes • • 5d ago

On used numbers

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r/MathJokes • • 5d ago

Technically, every Country, State, county and city have a population per capita of 1

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r/MathJokes • • 6d ago

Technically correct, which is the best kind of correct

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r/MathJokes • • 6d ago

Another peaceful day in mathematics.

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r/MathJokes • • 7d ago

I turned 40! Hooray!!11cos(0)11

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r/MathJokes • • 7d ago

.

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r/MathJokes • • 6d ago

Talking Heads

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r/MathJokes • • 8d ago

A mathematician in jail

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r/MathJokes • • 7d ago

Areas of mathematics that double as music album titles

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r/MathJokes • • 7d ago

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r/MathJokes • • 7d ago

Is the answer really A+B?

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