r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/nakedmatter • 12h ago
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/Soldier99 • Feb 17 '26
H U M O U R Humor: Get bj from men vs women NSFW
Steps to get a BJ from a woman
Drive an expensive car when you pick her up.
Buy her an expensive meal.
Don't joke about sex.
Take her out for 3 dates.
Don't be too quick to put the moves on her.
Tell her she's gorgeous, smart and funny.
If no BJs happen, repeat steps 1 to 6.
If BJs still don't happen, play the nuclear card and tell her you love her.
Pray to God.
If she's your wife, take the garbage out every week for a year and then go to step 9.
Steps to get a BJ from a guy:
Tell him you want a BJ.
If he doesn't get on his knees, gently push down on his shoulders.
Receive BJ.
Repeat as desired.
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/Soldier99 • Feb 17 '26
Sub update Moderators needed to approve or reject posts based on our rules. No technical expertise or experience is required. NSFW
Hi everyone. We need your help with moderation. No experience needed. Whatever help you can offer is useful. Because all posts are approved manually, we need guys to be available to approve or reject new posts. Weekends are our weakest time because moderators have lives but men need BJ's 7 days a week.🏋🏿♀️🛐 For that reason we need guys who can commit to a few minutes once or twice a day but especially between Friday noon and midnight on Sunday. It's not a big time commitment. It literally takes just a few minutes or less and is easy with no tech expertise required. What you will be doing is reading the post, if it breaks our rules just select the rule from our list and swipe left. If it's ok. just swipe right. There is usually only a couple of posts needing to be checked at any time.
If you are interested, to prepare you should look at all our rules and read the pinned posts. If you are on the west coast of the Americas or from outside North America that is a plus because of the difference in time zones will extend the moderation coverage. Please apply by sending a message to the moderators.
As a bonus, you'll get to look at all the dicks and men before anyone else!
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/bjxprt4m • 13h ago
It's not gay to RECEIVE a BJ 66 City: Tampa, Florida - This is the type of man I am looking for. Is this you? NSFW
As a straight guy that is not attracted to men at all I must say after you try, there’s nothing like face fucking a fag throat who loves it, I like how gay guys love to please a straight man.
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/ThereYouHaveIt214 • 19h ago
Dude wants to suck Str8 or Bi men 47 City: Dallas, Texas - Plain and simple : lunch window head for you . NSFW
Looking for a fit MWM who enjoys recurring, safe/DDF, discreet, and attentive blow/ball/rim job combos on weekday lunch breaks. Can’t host, but will travel within reason.
Strictly carnal, no drama, no strings, no complications - just good chemistry, mutual satisfaction, and a lunch break cheer me up.
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/NJ_Daddy_38 • 11h ago
Get on your knees and take me out 38 City: South Plainfield, New Jersey NSFW
I’m a 38 year old dad in New Jersey. I’m working in South Plainfield area today and tomorrow.
I’m looking for someone to drain my cock.
I’m married and my wife and I are in a cycle of no intimacy. We haven’t had any in 4 months now. I really disinterested in masturbating alone. I haven’t ejaculated in 2 months now. My balls are full. I’m quite horny.
I’m open to however. Just love for someone to help me out.
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/Occam_Fenris • 1d ago
Get on your knees and take me out 45 City: Atlanta Georgia -- Whose Throat needs stretching? NSFW
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/Salt_Lengthiness_385 • 1d ago
Hung 39 city: Philadelphia can’t remember the last bj from the wife NSFW
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/BulkyCourse9622 • 12h ago
Deep throat 24 City: San Francisco, California- looking for fit hung men that need sloppy head NSFW
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/National-Note-2323 • 20h ago
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galleryr/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/Wetblowjob • 14h ago
Sub sucks and swallows no recip 54 City: Toronto/Ontario Hungry cocksucker here NSFW
Use my mouth to get off. You and your cock are top priority. I am here to be used for your pleasure. Please include your full stats in your reply. I look forward to providing you with the full service you deserve, demand and expect. Thanking you in advance for the opportunity to fully service your needs.
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/A-Man-And-His-Cock • 1d ago
Worship my cock 44 City: Pekin, Illinois NSFW
Just need a worshipper with a private location handy.
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/NJ_Daddy_38 • 16h ago
Married 38 City: Long Valley, New Jersey, look for a release NSFW
I’m 38 years old. I live in High Bridge and work in the Metuchen area during the week. Clean only been with for wife for the last 20 years. Safe had a vasectomy done by February.
Going on four months of a sexless/no intimacy span with my wife. It felt like it happened over night. After 20 years, never thought it would happen to us. Well I’m here…
Active and looking for a really connection(s). I’m looking to meet and connect with real people. DM me or email me. After we talk completely okay with trading picture.
I enjoy intimacy and appreciating another body. Want to feel that touch and desire from someone that wants me.
Please DO NOT reach out to me if you just want me to sign up for your only fan page.
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/BiGeekyCuck • 1d ago
Bi guy wants to blow married guy 40 City: Denver, Colorado NSFW
Little dicked (1” soft, 6” rock hard) bi guy in downtown Denver, looking to find a regular bj buddy for lunch time head or happy hour 😈
Down to receive head as well, but mostly looking to suck.
Hit me up let’s chat and see how good your cock and my mouth go together!
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/DALHoleBoy2025 • 22h ago
Sub sucks and swallows no recip 36 City: Dallas, Texas Gloryhole free use – close downtown Dallas. Private home, easy parking, anonymous. Ass / throat through the box tonight. Cock pic /age for address. Come unload & leave. Rough/verbal is great. NSFW
galleryr/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/4funlatino • 1d ago
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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/garmac65 • 23h ago
I will worship your cock 60 city: harlingen Texas Looking for clean discreet bud Masculine a must. Shorter and Moreno a plus NSFW
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/Wayofthethroat • 23h ago
I will worship your cock 37 City: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania - Wife/GF Won't Suck? I Will... NSFW
I'm looking for a guy who wants to lay back and let me take my time sucking. Nothing makes me happier than completely draining a guy and knowing he is satisfied.
Come by, get sucked, cum, and leave or stay for a long edging session for guys with stamina. I love using a combination of techniques and my deepthroat to get you off. Drug and Disease Free. Not into mutual oral.
Have experience with straight/curious guys but open to playing with others. I am hosting in Center City tonight. Not into endless chat or rough/aggressive play. Let's make this happen today.
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/throatgoatt_215 • 1d ago
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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/babygaylatino • 1d ago
Eat my ass 27 City: Seattle, Washington NSFW
galleryr/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/Mickey2577 • 1d ago
I will worship your cock 34 City: Miami Florida NSFW
Very discreet Gloryhole. Parking available. Located in Health district area near UM
Hospital, VA and Jackson Memorial. Looking for
Discreet married guys looking to unload. Seated GH for long sessions. I’m 34 5’11 white Cuban American discreet guy. Include Stats and cock pic in reply please. Looking for a great feeding session.
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/Ok_Raisin_6309 • 1d ago
I will worship your cock 38 City: Harrisburg, Pennsylvania - Be Horny No More! Haha Open and Read NSFW
You opened this post for a reason! It’s okay. No one knows you’re reading this. Not even me. So indulge a little.
I often receive anonymous messages from straight men telling me how much they love reading my posts. I awaken that little nagging itch they just can’t seem to satisfy.
Maybe it’s the mind-bending, magical spell I cast when I describe, in detail, how I would worship their cock. Or maybe their curiosity is sparked by reading testimonials from fellow straight men who visited my GloryHole and had their minds blown. Either way, I’m always happy to receive a little inquiry.
This post is based on the rationale that life is short, and you only get to experience each stage of your life once. Biologically speaking, some of you are in your sexual prime. These are the years when you have the opportunity to explore deeply satisfying sex. Yet, sadly, so many guys spend these years constantly horny and sexually frustrated.
I hope this post gives your imagination at least one good reason to break free from the social expectations that leave you with seemingly no other options but gooning and blue balls.
So, here we go…
**First, what do I want from you?**
I want a select few men, ages 18 to 40ish, to visit my GloryHole and experience sloppy, wet, deep-throat fucking. I want you to feel the dynamic contrast between your hard, rigid cock and the delicate walls of my minty-fresh mouth. Notice the slick, silky texture of my squishy pink tongue as the underside of your hard shaft glides along it. Close your eyes and listen to the suction of air created as your cock plunges past my Adam’s apple and down the narrow corridor of my throat. Deep-throat fucking stimulates saliva production, providing natural lubrication for greater access and pleasure.
**Second, what do I want you to experience?**
Safety and ecstasy.
I want straight men who highly value anonymity. Come, explore, and leave without a trace. I don’t care about your public life. This is a space where you can have no identity.
Don’t come here to be a gentleman. Don’t come here to be conscientious. Come to selfishly get your cock skillfully sucked and maybe your hole passionately eaten. Come to escape your daily anxiety and gift yourself the peace that can only come after an intense nut.
I bet some of you are getting horny just reading this! It’s a sign that you really want to stick your cock in your bro’s mouth.
I’m fit and lean, with smooth skin and a fat, girly bubble butt. Don’t let yourself shy away from this idea so quickly. A mouth is literally a mouth, and a blowjob obscured by a GloryHole is literally a dissociated experience. Check out my reviews and hear directly from first-time straight guys about how gender doesn’t have to get in the way of an amazing experience.
**Lastly, I have a leg up on the opposite sex because I know every ounce of pleasure you will feel.**
You haven’t experienced skilled head until you’ve been sucked by someone with an intuitive knowledge of your pleasure points.
Do you know what it’s like to have someone who is passionate about sucking you? Someone who isn’t counting the minutes but is completely lost in the act of giving you pleasure?
It will be an amazing experience not having to stress about performing or worrying whether you’re taking too long. You’ll be able to simply relax and totally immerse yourself in the experience.
That intense focus allows you to channel your entire sense of touch through your cock. I will be your fuck object, and your whole body will become an extension of your cock.
Your orgasm will be felt in your nuts, toes, legs, back, and stomach. Every hair on your body will feel electrically charged. You will cum hard, and I’ll make you squirt long ropes of cum across an impressive distance.
This is what a few of you lucky guys will experience. And all you have to do is HMU and let me know you’re interested.
Sorry, but I turn down a lot of guys. Only a fraction receive invitations because I’m selective and don’t want droves of visitors coming into my home. I’m also looking for physically fit guys like myself, although I sometimes make exceptions.
Anyway… you’ve heard enough!
Good luck! Hi
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/vietboy21 • 1d ago
Bi guy wants to blow married guy 32 City: Los Angeles, California - Any straight guys need a blowjob? NSFW
Can host or travel. Looking for a straight or bi guy who needs some discreet head. Would love to service a military guy too
Come over sit back and relax naked, watch some porn if you’d like, and I'll sit between your legs deepthroat and swallowing that cock.
No reciprocation needed - just wanna show you my head game. Send stats and pics if you want to meet up.
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/gloryholebwcworship • 1d ago
I will worship your cock 28 City: LongBeach, California Hosting private gloryhole M4M NSFW
Seated or standing, long session or short, come get your dick worshipped by a really good throat goat that loves to worship cock and balls! I am STI clean and HIV negative and looking for same! Must be slim/fit and over 6.5 inches. No chubs or tiny dicks. Have multiple pics showing your stomach dick and legs. No pics no meet up.
Easy back alley access with parking. No drugs.
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/Your_Best_Bro_ • 1d ago
I will worship your cock 28 City: Torrance, California - Submissive gay boy seeking fit/muscular dominant straight/married/curious man to fuck my tight boy pussy! I can host & love sucking cock passionately! I will worship you, treat you like my king, & make you cum as many times as possible! Older men, real life Daddy + NSFW
Discreet gay bro just looking for fun, adventure, and excitement with another man.
In a perfect world, I would love to find a man who would kiss and cuddle me after he fucks me.
Just one man to be my king and for me to worship.
But I understand not all guys like to kiss and cuddle, unfortunately. So if you wanna just pound me good, I'd be happy still.
Would be nice to find a man who is also good at eating me out though. I've found that men who eat pussy are usually great at eating me out the same way too!
I'm 28 5'8 170lbs. I'm latino, average/ slightly thick build with thick thighs. I've been called cute or handsome by men in the past. I'm definitely confident I'm not ugly, but I am a masculine looking guy, overall. I'm NOT fem, but in bed, I do enjoy being treated and fucked like your girl, and I do tend to get very verbal and moan loud.
Look, I don't have the best ass or best body. It's difficult for me to compete with other gay men who have an amazing body or look like a model. But I am eager to please and I'm good company always! I am fun, passionate in bed, love sucking cock, and love getting fucked multiple times. I love facials or swallowing cum, as well.
I usually have a clean shaven face/clean cut look. I sometimes wear glasses so look kinda nerdy but also wear contacts sometimes. I've been told I have nice lips. I always keep them moisturized & soft ready to wrap around your rock hard cock. I also have a tight hole that grips. You'll definitely feel me gripping & squeezing your cock even more, with my tight hole.
I would like to plan an afternoon or evening to get together. I'll get us a nice hotel if you just come dick me down good for a while.
Once you cum, you kan leave if you want, unless you wanna stay for more. I love pleasing a man multiple times.
Would be nice if you even wanted to sleepover and have sleepover & shower & morning fun. Would love to wake you up with a surprise BJ & take care of your morning wood.
Anyways, if this sounds good to you, please message me. I am in the South Bay area. I live in Hawthorne and can most likely get a room nearby.
Please include stats and pics please. Straight, married, curious, first timers, and men with a girlfriend are definitely welcomed.
Feel free to tell me your kinks or what you desire. I'm into a lot and enjoy pleasing or helping you out with a fantasy as well.
If you are open to make this a regular thing, either secret FWB, fuck buddy, or a sneaky link situation, let me know.
Would be nice to find a man to milk and get fucked by regularly. If we become close enough, I'd honestly love regularly breedings by you. Cream pie me, fuck me bareback/raw. I love skin to skin contact and I'm very touchy!
Writing this just made me horny, honestly. I just love grabbing a man's dick and balls. Especially love fit /muscular guys, guys in boxer briefs, cut cocks, big/low hanging balls, men in uniform, and especially love undressing a man myself.
Another kink I have is I love being recorded on my phone. Just my face on your cock or you fucking me. No revealing your face. You remain anonymous.
Would be nice if I found a man who would just let me touch his body, sit on his lap, caress his hair, lay down in bed, on my stomach between your legs and just play with and suck on your cock before I hop on top and start to ride you.
When I suck your cock, I suck with passion because I actually enjoy it, especially if I'm physically attracted to you.
I will suck and worship your cock. Nurse on your cock and balls for a while. Try different techniques to find what you enjoy best.
I will tease your cock and balls with my tongue first, then slowly start sucking it, drooling and slobbering all over it, deepthroating it, taking it out of my mouth, stroking and sucking at the same time, stick out my tongue, slap your rock hard cock against my tongue then face, rub it all over my face, lick and taste any precum you have, suck on your balls, try to fit both balls in my mouth at once, then run my tongue from your balls up your shaft. I will swirl my tongue around your mushroom head, and just kiss and makeout with your cock, savor it in my mouth.
Even better if you'll eat me out while I deepthroat your cock. Love a guy with a beard or hot mustache. So hot feeling it on my ass and hole, or if we makeout.
Again, please include pics and stats if interested. A short intro would be very much appreciated, as well!