Bro, I'm so tired of these manhua where the MC cultivates for 3,000 years, becomes powerful enough to sneeze universes out of existence, and still acts like a dumbass teenager 😭

LIKE BRO, YOU'VE WATCHED CIVILIZATIONS RISE AND FALL. HOW ARE YOU STILL THIS IMMATURE??

I don't want an edgelord. I want an MC who actually feels like someone who's lived for thousands of years. Someone whose experiences have changed how they see life, death, people, and the world itself.

Please recommend me something that gets this right. I need an MC with actual depth, not just big numbers and aura farming. 😭

I already translated quite a bit but then I realised, I should've I asked you guys which font do y'all prefer but it's not too late I can just re-translate them.

So what do you think?

Edit: it's arranged badly so I'll tell you 1st and 4th are the first choice and 2nd and the 3rd are the second choice, because for some reason I can't rearrange pictures as I want on reddit

Recommend me some manhwa/manhua where the FMC is the powerful one—rich, influential, a queen, sect master, whatever—and she genuinely loves and spoils her man like a sugar mommy. The MC can be weak or strong, IDC. I just want a powerful woman who pampers her man and actually loves him.

If cultivation then gold ...

I remember this manwha that was about the disciples trying to rebuild their destroyed sect. The main character was super lazy but was really strong, and lived in a restaurant with a female disciple. The other disciple made a merchant escort company. I remember it had an old man that used hook swords that was out there.

I believe they get ambushed by bandits with crossbows and the old man with hook swords kills them but dies. I know it was all a plot by the unorthodox sects to get rid of them.

I would appreciate any help with the name since I can not seem to find it anywhere

Asking the manhua sub because you guys know more about chinese and chinese bl and its terms.

I want to write a bio for a cn site where I post my fanworks of bl and I'd like to disclose the fact I'm a verse enthusiast and don't care about t/b (so that people know they will find anything in my account). Would it be correct to say "人人 - 互攻无所谓" or "[ship name] - 互攻无所谓"? does "人人🔁🆗" convey the same message, or is there another specific way to say this?

https://youtu.be/Q_uEIwRMWY4

Please recommend me a romance manhua please 🥺 preferably gxb, I really want good romance, I'm tired of toxic and cultivator (I think I finished some, and some are still on-going so I want change of genre)