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u/Otterhendrix Aug 26 '26 edited Aug 26 '26

Red = Math

Green = Science

Blue = English

Yellow = History

Orange = Elective (Spanish, etc.)

Edit: I made this comment then went and put my laundry in and come back to a comment fire! Y’all either love me or hate me. There is no in between. God I love Reddit. 

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u/LDC1234 Aug 26 '26

I've always had it

Blue = Math

English = Red

Science = green

Modern Studies = Yellow

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u/Cacafuego Aug 26 '26

Correct. Math is blue, science is green. Other subjects are more flexible, but your list feels right.

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u/The_Ghost_Face36 Aug 26 '26

Other subjects are more flexible as long as math is red

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u/Cacafuego Aug 26 '26

What are they teaching kids these days??

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u/Radiant-Safe-1377 Aug 26 '26

No, math is pain, and pain is red, so math has to be red

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u/koviko Aug 26 '26

Math is the one subject where everything is objective. Pain?? Pain is being told you were supposed to be paying attention to the color of Gatsby's car 🤣

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u/arperr1217 Aug 26 '26

Social studies - Red. History is bloody.

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u/FeetInTheEarth Aug 27 '26

No no math is numbers and data and data is blue. English is expression and expression is red. Come to the light, I beseech thee!

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u/Jackol4ntrn Aug 26 '26

history is written in blood, so red.

English is blue, calm and creative

Math is yellow cause of the electrons in my brain running overtime

Science is like grass and green.

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u/Bassdaddy545 Aug 26 '26

Math is objectively not blue

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u/D-Beyond Aug 26 '26

maybe it depends on the country you're from? math is 100% blue to me. english is red

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u/mangopinecone Aug 26 '26

I have a math minor, so I can definitively say you are wrong

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u/pinniped90 Aug 26 '26

Yeah math was always blue for me too.

We can fight about this but we're ALL grabbing pitchforks for anyone who used anything besides green for science.

I mean, we live in a society.

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u/diablette Aug 26 '26

Science is blue per Starfleet regulations

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u/BorisDirk Aug 26 '26

That makes English red and computers yellow. Also PE is yellow for some reason if it got a folder

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u/fernandothehorse Aug 26 '26

I have a Master’s in math, and I can back you up

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u/CannedNoodlez Aug 26 '26

I stayed in a Holiday Inn Express and can back up both of you

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u/Sly_Penguin_ Aug 26 '26

I have a math major and also agree he is wrong.

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u/Bassdaddy545 Aug 26 '26

Oh yeah, well I have a major in credit card debt! Beat that!

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u/Bassdaddy545 Aug 26 '26

Sorry, I don’t accept.

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u/sasha_cyanide Aug 26 '26

I agree. Math is red because I suck at it (discalcula here yet I work with part numbers all day for a living). Green is science because nature is green.

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u/BladeOfWoah Aug 26 '26

In my country of Australia every got blue for Maths.

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u/Bassdaddy545 Aug 26 '26

That’s because you’re upside-down so the wavelength of the light shifts, so you’re actually using red, it just looks blue. Try looking at it in a pitch black room to assess the true color.

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u/isjustsergio Aug 26 '26

you are objectively wrong

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u/Bassdaddy545 Aug 26 '26

Thank you for your attention to this matter!!!

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u/p3w0 Aug 26 '26

Math is too close to science not to be blue. And we had geography in yellow, so with science-green it can't be better

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u/NickelWorld123 Aug 26 '26

Math is more obviously blue than any other subject is obviously any other colour

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u/Aurora-Ouroboros- Aug 26 '26

Math is blue to me because we needed graph paper notebooks for middle and high school, and I could only ever find those in blue

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u/hedoeswhathewants Aug 26 '26

Nah, math can be blue or red. But nothing else

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u/froggie61 Aug 26 '26

yes this is my brain too

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u/Ok-Department-2405 Aug 26 '26

I have never heard of Modern Studies but the rest are spot on. Well done, fellow weirdo!

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u/LDC1234 Aug 26 '26

Modern Studies is the class about politics and goverments in the UK. We learn about the election process, how laws are made etc.

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u/sirgobacktoyourseat Aug 26 '26

This is how I had it, too! I'm glad I'm not alone lol

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u/mirandaisntright Aug 26 '26

I scrolled too far to find the correct answer!

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u/Sinow_ Aug 26 '26

True. Factual. And, dare I say, based

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u/Tsuma99 Aug 26 '26

Thank you

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u/No_Situation6555 Aug 26 '26

Modern studies?!

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u/Meeeeoowwwwwww Aug 26 '26

YES !!!! THIS ONE !!!!

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u/twentysevennipples Aug 26 '26

This is correct

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u/Chess_Nes79 Aug 26 '26

YOU ARE CORRECT. I DON’T KNOW WHY SO MANY PEOPLE SAY MATH IS RED! IT’S BLUE!!!

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u/Spicytac Aug 26 '26

This is the way

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u/mar1021 Aug 26 '26

THIS IS THE WAY

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u/ingrown_urethra Aug 26 '26

Did you like math better? Wonder if thats why sone have these flipped

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u/Ancientabs Aug 26 '26

English is red because I always associate my essays with red pen markup.

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u/Any_Society_4876 Aug 26 '26

+1 for blue math

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u/The_Professor_Is_Out Aug 26 '26

This is the only perfect one. Math is blue, since blue is a cool, objective color. Red is far too expressive and emotive to be math (until you get to the level that math becomes philosophy). Thus red is indeed English, the color of passion; green is science, in the sense of Naturwissenschaft, which leaves yellow for history, etc, the patina of the past.

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u/LackOfEntertainment- Aug 26 '26

Nah cmon man, green has to be science because the science liquid in the beaker is always green 🧪 as you can see

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u/dontpissmeoffplsnthx Aug 26 '26

No, no, you almost have it but math is yellow and English is red