r/LoserleavesReddit • • 6d ago

Promo Hijacked Social Media Post

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A TKO social media intern is filming a sponsored TikTok about the Money in the Bank card.

"And all of these matches will happen here, at the Smoothie King Center in New Orlea-"

Suddenly, the camera (and the intern holding it) falls to the floor, and is picked up by someone. They flip the camera around, and the smiling face of BigPol shows itself.

"You thought you were safe just because you weren't on the payroll?! No way! You took my show, but I won't let you silence me. I have some things to say before my matches tommorow.

First, my tag team match. You would think that it would be the reuniting of the Authors of Chaos, but Jake has been ducking my calls, texts, EVERYTHING! So, I guess I'm teaming with Manic tommorow. I don't know much about you, Manic. What I do know, is that we both want to win this match. From how hard we fought at All Out, I can tell you're desperate for gold. I miss being a champion too, but I can't act like I don't want to use the Tag Titles as a bargaining chip to force Jake to talk to me concerning this whole "All Out press conference" issue.

So, Manic, don't be surprised when I go all in during the Money in the Bank match. I lost last year to Tokes, who used the briefcase as a glorified Number One Contender's shot, rather than the greatest plot twist in sports history. I plan to change that. After all, Tokes isn't in the match this year, so who can really stop me?"

The TOK intern tries to attack BigPol from behind, but gets hit with a backfist.

"I know a lot of fans are sour on my crusade to destroy TOK from the inside out, but I plan on using tomorrow night as the proof you all DESPERATELY need to show you the potential of a TOK-less LLR. See you tommorow."


r/LoserleavesReddit • • 7d ago

MITB by LLR

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LLR Presents: Money in the Bank

LLR PRESENTS: MONEY IN THE BANK

The road to Money in the Bank is here, and with championships on the line, grudges waiting to boil over and one Hell in a Cell ready to settle the score, this could be one of the biggest nights in LLR.

MONEY IN THE BANK MATCH

Cappie u/MrCappie

Manic u/ChowLemon

Dumi u/TheDumi0711

Big Polluted u/BigPolluted

Captain Conundrum u/CaptainConundrum54

Larry u/Larry5696

Hefty u/HeftyOfficial

Genisis u/Genisis1224

Eight competitors. One opportunity.

So I looked for the Money in the Bank rules on the wiki... and couldn't find them. So we're improvising.

With eight competitors in this thing, we're obviously going to have some matching picks, so we're bringing back the confidence points.

The match you're most confident in gets your biggest point value.

We have a Five match card so label your picks numerically starting with the pick your most confident in and work your way down.

5 sure thing

4 I can see it

3 alright could happen

2 could go either way

1 man I have no faith in this

Get the prediction right, get the points.

Basically, gamble wisely... or don't. That's entirely up to you.

I have pretty much thrown everyone into this match, because why should anyone get left off the card? The only people sitting this one out are the IC Champion, the current World Champion, and the man challenging for the World Championship tonight.

Seemed fair to me.

Eight people enter. Everyone thinks they're walking out with the advantage.

Let's see who actually knows what they're talking about.

IC TITLE

Cappie u/MrCappie vs Jake Mayhem u/itsviktorwwe ©

Cappie ruled this division with an iron fist.

For what felt like an eternity, the IC Championship belonged to one man. Everyone came for Cappie. Everyone tried to take the title.

Nobody could.

Until Jake Mayhem.

Jake managed to do what so many others couldn't he found a way through Cappie and walked away with the biggest win of his recent career.

Now Cappie wants his title back.

But Jake isn't the same challenger who walked into that last match. He's the man who already knows he can beat Cappie.

And waiting in the wings is Mark Steel (aka Hefty).

That's where things get really interesting.

Does Mark want Cappie back on top, knowing that the champion can bleed and lose after all? Or would he rather face Jake Mayhem, the fresher opponent who has already proven he can shock the former champion?

Cappie wants redemption.

Jake wants to prove the first victory wasn't a fluke.

And Mark is waiting to see which man survives.

One thing is certain the IC Championship is changing hands, or the new champion is about to make a very loud statement.

TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP

Dumi u/TheDumi0711 & Captain Conundrum u/CaptainConundrum54 ©

vs

Manic u/ChowLemon & Big Polluted u/BigPolluted

The problem with having a tag division is that you actually need people who want to be tag teams.

And apparently nobody wants to do that.

So fuck it.

The champions are defending against two men who spent the last show trying to make each other's lives miserable.

Dumi and Captain Conundrum have the titles.

Manic and Big Polluted have absolutely no history of being a cohesive unit.

Which raises the biggest question of the night

Can they coexist long enough to win the championships?

Because they don't need to like each other.

They don't need to trust each other.

They just need to work together.

And considering the personalities involved, that might be the hardest part of the entire match.

The champions have the advantage of being an actual team.

The challengers have chaos on their side.

Sometimes chaos is exactly what it takes.

WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP

Tokes u/Dealertokes © vs Kane Karnage u/KaneCarnage

HELL IN A CELL

Enough.

We've done this dance.

We've seen Tokes and Kane go at it.

We've seen the arguments, the battles and the back-and-forth.

So let's settle it.

Best of three.

And then we're done.

No running.

No escaping.

No excuses.

Just two men locked inside a structure specifically designed to make things worse.

Hell in a Cell.

Tokes, the gambler, is putting everything on the line. The World Championship. His reputation. And potentially the final word in this rivalry.

But Kane Karnage isn't walking into that cell looking to play a normal wrestling match.

He's looking to end this.

The Cell comes down.

The door shuts.

And once that happens, there is nowhere left to run.

No outside interference.

No easy way out.

Just Tokes.

Just Kane.

And one World Championship between them.

Tonight, the gamble ends.

Tonight, we find out who actually owns this rivalry.

CARD TO PREDICT

Oba Femi vs Bronson Reed

Stephanie Vaquer vs Becky Lynch vs Liv Morgan

Roman Reigns vs LA Knight

Women's money in the bank match

Men's Money in the bank match

Bq1 first to touch the briefcase woman's match

Bq2 match time Bronson vs Oba Femi

Bq3 number of Roman Reigns spears

Bq4 who touches the briefcase first men's match

Bq5 will there be a cash in

I did extra bonuses because of how many people are in the MITB match

Tb main event time

Deadline 2 hours before the show starts


r/LoserleavesReddit • • 10d ago

Segment The Rat Race of Life

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🎶Take a look, within a book, a Re-🎶

Suddenly, some text appears on screen.

"Unfortunately, I am unable to host an episode of Author's Notes tonight. I am unable to host an episode of Author's Notes for the foreseeable future after what happened at the press conference for All In, as my set has been removed from my posession. However, that doesn't mean I can't teach my fans a thing or two. My tip for today? Turn on the news, you can learn a thing or two."

The screen changes to the local news, where breaking news hits.

Male NewsAnchor: "Some breaking news from the TOK offices in New York, as they seem to be dealing with a prankster of sorts. Over to you, Field Reporter."

Field Reporter stands at TOK's offices, next to a guy in a TOK suit. The suited man looks rather shaken by whatever happened.

"Thank you, Male Reporter. TOK staff will have to leave the office and go remote after a rat infestation has taken over the building. I have here the first witness to any rats in the building, CEO Eri Amanuel. Eri, what happened?"

Eri Amanuel: "Well...we were meant to have a meeting...to discuss lowering the pyro budget. I was just getting a coffee, when I heard a "squeek" coming from...the meeting room. I went over to check...and I saw 4 rats! Then...I heard screaming...all over the office. There were more rats."

Field Reporter: "How many do you think there are?"

Eri Amanuel: "I don't have to think...in general, but I actually KNOW how many there are. A cop handed this to me a few minutes ago. It's a receipt...for 800 rats."

Field Reporter: "800?! Who would need that many rats?!"

Eri Amanuel: "Well, the name on the receipt makes this all abundantly clear. Mr. BigPol, one of our performers. They already ruined a press conference for a major event, and now they're pulling...THIS! And the fact that he had the same amount of rats as we have employees...HE'S CALLING US RATS, FIELD REPORTER!"

Field Reporter: "...well, back to you, Male Reporter."


r/LoserleavesReddit • • 12d ago

Skit Volume 3, Chapter 1: The threads of control.. snapping?

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"MAYHEM! CAPPIE! MAYHEM! CAPPIE! THEY'RE THROWING IT OUT RIGHT NOW! IT'S BEEN HALF AN HOUR OF NON-STOP ACTION, AND YOU CAN SEE IT ON THEIR FACES! SOMETHING HAS TO GIVE!"

Mayhem. Cappie. Mayhem. Cappie.

And then, Cappie throws a spinning backhand fist which makes Mayhem stumble.

"That's all you got, Mayhem? Huh? What happened to the man who sold out Madison Square Garden? What happened to that guy?! He ain't here, because you aren't shit! Come on, do something!" Cappie says, getting in Jake's face.

And Jake thinks about everything. Especially that anger. He's still thinking about that slap from his best friend. But he isn't feeling betrayal. He's feeling anger. Madness. And a intense need to let that out. He gets in Cappie's face and lands a harsh headbutt that makes Cappie almost fall to the floor, but he keeps himself up. Jake stands there, his face red with blood. And he gets in Cappie's face, before hitting another, which makes Cappie fall to his knees. And another, which sends him to the floor. And then, Mayhem grabs his arms, holding them, as he starts kicking Cappie's head into the floor repeatedly.

"I'M NOT SHIT, HUH? I'M NOT SHIT?! HERE'S SOME SHIT!" Jake says as he continues kicking Cappie's head into the floor for a good minute or two. And then, he stops, going to the corner. Cappie slowly, very slowly gets up into a hands and knees position. Jake looks like he's gonna go for the Blood of the Mayhem.. but then, he rushes in, striking Cappie right to the side of the head with a Punt Kick. And, if that wasn't enough, he picks Cappie up, landing the 3550 Brainbuster. Cover.

One.
Two.
Three.

Jake gets up, taking the title from the referee, before looking down at Cappie, who's being checked on by referees and medics. He almost gives a sigh, starting to regret snapping at him just now, deep down. But he doesn't show it. He looks pretty stoic. Maybe even cold. More than usual. He rolls out the ring, walking backstage. He appears at the press conference thirty minutes later.

"Mister Mayhem, congratulations on your Intercontinental Championship victory. Earlier on tonight, Mark Steel became the number one contender for your championship. How do you feel about that?"

"How do i feel about that? I feel great. Let's see how my eventual match with him goes. Last time, i retained the LLR World's Championship. I don't doubt that he will put up his peak performance. Who knows. It might be enough this time around." Jake responds.

"Jake, in the press conference leading up to All Out, there was a moment between you and your teammate in the Authors of Chaos, BigPol. There has been.. a certain tension between the two of you for a while. Do you have any comments regarding that?"

"No. Next."

"Mister Jake.. what caused you to snap against Cappie in your match? Cappie may or may not be out for a while after that, and he might miss the next PLE. Was there a motive?"

Jake thinks about his response, before saying: "All i will say, is that my conscience is clear. Thank you all." Jake stands up, and walks away.

eoc.


r/LoserleavesReddit • • 15d ago

My Challenge

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Carnage is being helped backstage into the medical room after his match with Tokes, as they attempt to put him on the doctors bed, he stops them and tell them all to leave. Turning towards the following camera.

Kane: “Tokes! I’m pretty tired of trading the belt with you…” Kane chokes on the next words, turning to cough and then spits out the blood pooling in his mouth. “Everyone asked me why I wasn’t celebrating my World Championship win and this is why, you’re waiting for me at the next show. How can I celebrate?! I truly believe you’re the best of us here in LLR but you also bring the best out of me.” Kane turns around again to cough, head down and bent over, we see blood coughed straight onto the floor.

“If I have to go through this again, to be a better wrestler, a better man, I will do it one hundred times over. Next time though, I want the stakes raised. I want our next match to be definitive. You and me Tokes, HELL IN A CELL! Balls in your court.” Kane waves in the doctors and collapses on the bed.  


r/LoserleavesReddit • • 16d ago

All out results

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Alright so I believe results are as follow, I'll get back to doing writeups for the next show

Hefty won the IC title contendership defeating manic and big polluted

Tokes won the world defeating Kane Karnage so this is going to a 3rd match

Jake mayhem won the IC belt off of cappie

Then both teams had a partner missing and Dumi won against cappie

I don't have any picks for Genisis so Larry wins by no show. He submitted privately


r/LoserleavesReddit • • 18d ago

Segment All Out Press Conference

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(Hours before All Out)

Glee: And as Mayhem and Cappie stare each other down from behind their tables, be sure to watch their Intercontinental Championship match at-

🎶Take a look, within a book, a Reading Rainbow!🎶

BigPol appears on stage, waving to the crowd.

"After all the problems I gave TOK in my last promo, you thought I was going to let a TOK-sponsored event go smoothly? Absolutely not! Let's have some fun."

At this, BigPol sweeps the microphones off of the tables, and the tablecloths follow. He's pulled back by Cappie, who BigPol pushes back and hits with a right hand.

"That's for Forbidden Door and SNME!"

BigPol pulls off the wallpaper, only to get pulled back by Glee, who gets hit with another right hand.

"That's for your clear bias against me!"

Finally, BigPol looks around, trying to find any TOK member in the crowd. Jake Mayhem touches his shoulder, trying to calm him down...only to get punched in the face! BigPol realizes what happened immediately after.

"I thought you were Cappie! I thought you were Glee! I thought you were-"

Finally, security comes, and BigPol chooses to leave rather than apologize.


r/LoserleavesReddit • • 20d ago

Promo Author's Notes: Morale

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🎶Take a look, within a book, a Reading Rainbow!🎶

The camera shows the inside of a Chicago photo album, showing off different landmarks in the city. Suddenly, the book closes, revealing that BigPol is the one holding it. He is standing outside a local deli.

"Usually, I would go to a monument in this city and relate it to my upcoming match. But, there's a reason I chose this place to cut this promo. See, I'm usually considered 'child-friendly,' but my book recommendation today is anything but. Upton Sinclair made a little book called 'The Jungle,' and I think it fits my current feelings just fine.

What you may know this book from is its brutal take-down on the meatpacking industry of the day. Delis such as the one behind me used rather hideous meats in their meals, and the public was none the wiser. Similarly, while my life seems pretty nice on the outside, I can't act like I've been fully motivated to continue wrestling after losing to Larry at All In. Feeling like I've grown so much, both in the ring and as a person in general, only to lose to the same comedy guy who always has my number? Yeah, the motivation hasn't been there. In fact, when I asked for this spot, I originally wanted this spot to announce my retirement. But, I took a look inside, and realized the real reason why I felt this way.

See, while 'The Jungle' was most well-known for how it exposed the meatpacking industry, that wasn't the main point of the novel. The main point was to support socialism. Now, I'm not going to sit here and say that I'm a socialist, but I'm also not going to lie to the fans and say that I like the current leadership. Under TOK, this company has fallen hard. Less wrestling, less stipulations, less hatred, everything just feels stale. And don't get me STARTED on Glee of all people being GM. He almost left me off the card. I need a reason to stay in LLR, so I'm here to make a statement.

I'm going to put a stop to the overcorporatization of LLR. I'm going to win this triple threat match, and finally win the Intercontental Championship. Then, I'm going to pull a Chicago special, and leave with it to find a company that hasn't sold out. Now, I would LOVE to get my rematch with Cappie and finally slay that dragon, but I also have to consider the idea that Jake Mayhem wins.

Now, Jake, we're friends, but friends have to criticize each other sometimes. You have the same problem that a lot of guys in this company have. You don't know when to quit fighting. You, and a lot of guys on this roster, are too focused on respecting each other and wanting a good fight to help solve the problems occuring beyond the ring. To put it simply, if you and I win at All Out, I'm humbly asking you to lay down for the greater good. I don't want to hurt a friend, but if I have to burn a bridge to save the city it belongs to, then I am willing to do so.

I apologize to my fans in advance for the things I might do in the next few months. I can't be the 100% morally good role model I try to be. But, I have to be the one to stop TOK, because everyone else is too busy being too scared to fire the first shot."


r/LoserleavesReddit • • 21d ago

All out

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​

LLR ALL OUT

The lights are on. The gold is on the line. And after tonight, the landscape of LLR could look very different.

NUMBER ONE ic title CONTENDER MATCH

Manic u/ChowLemon vs Hefty u/HeftyOfficial vs last minute addition u/BigPolluted!

Two men. One opportunity.

Manic and Hefty are going to war tonight for the chance to become the next man in line for championship gold. And depending on how the night plays out, that could mean a date with Cappie… or perhaps a collision with Jake Mayhem.

Neither man is a stranger to the IC Championship. Both know what it takes to climb the mountain, and more importantly, both know exactly what the current champion is capable of.

But knowing what it takes and actually doing it are two very different things.

Tonight isn't about reputation. It isn't about history. It's about proving that when opportunity knocks, you're the one who kicks the bloody door off its hinges.

The question isn't what they've done before.

The question is what are they capable of tonight?

And to throw fuel on this fire, and because I missed him, cause I generally suck at this. I'm throwing in big polluted! He has a chance here to get back to where he belongs a champions podium. Manic, Hefty sorry boys this is gonna be a tough night

INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP

IC Champion u/ItsViktorWWE vs u/MrCappie ©

One belt down. One belt to go.

Cappie has already lost one championship. Now he's walking into All Out with his remaining gold firmly in the crosshairs.

Could this be the beginning of the end for Cappie's reign?

Or is the loss of one championship exactly what was needed to unleash the champion we've all been watching?

Standing across from him is Jake Mayhem — a former holder of the top prize in LLR and a man who knows exactly what it's like to stand at the very top of the mountain.

But tonight isn't about what Jake used to be.

It's about what he can do against the most dominant champion LLR has seen in a long time.

Cappie has gold to protect.

Jake has a championship to reclaim.

And neither man is walking into this expecting to leave the same.

This isn't going to be pretty.

This is going to be a slobberknocker.

LLR TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP

u/MrCappie & u/LastBlueHero vs u/TheDumi0711 & u/CaptainConundrum54 ©

Well, well, well…

I thought this was impossible.

Cappie actually lost a belt.

So now the question has to be asked — was that just a bump in the road, or are Cappie and LastBlueHero finally beginning to lose steam?

Because the new champions didn't exactly sneak their way into this position.

Dumi is a perennial threat whenever championship gold is involved. A man who has already carved out a legendary legacy with the IC Championship and knows exactly how to perform when the pressure is on.

And then there's CaptainConundrum.

A fan favourite for a reason.

Big moments. Big wins. And an uncanny ability to turn up when the stakes are at their highest.

But now comes the hard part.

Keeping the gold.

Cappie and LastBlueHero have already tasted defeat.

They're going to want revenge.

The new champions are going to want to prove that their victory was no fluke.

Four men.

Two teams.

One set of championships.

Let's see if the new champions can survive the storm.

OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS?

Larry u/larry5696 vs Genesis u/Genisis1224

Larry is our current number one contender.

Which means there is one simple problem:

He can't afford to get comfortable.

So what's the best way to keep a number one contender sharp?

Throw him into the deep end.

And I can't think of many better ways to do that than putting Larry across the ring from Genesis.

Larry knows what's waiting for him down the road.

Championship gold.

But before he gets there, he's got to prove that he deserves to stay there.

Genesis, meanwhile, has absolutely nothing to lose and maybe something to gain.

A victory here could completely derail Larry's momentum and potentially put Genesis right into the conversation.

Larry has the opportunity.

Genesis has the chance to show it should be her.

WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP

World Champion u/KaneKarnage © vs u/Tokes

And now we get to the big one.

The World Championship.

Tokes is going all in.

There is no tomorrow.

No excuses.

No sitting back and waiting for another opportunity.

He wants the gold back, and he's going to have to take it.

But standing across from him is the reigning World Champion.

Kane Karnage.

And Kane isn't interested in handing Tokes anything.

He's looking to bring maximum, unadulterated carnage and send Tokes crashing right back down the rankings.

Tokes needs something massive.

Something that changes the conversation.

Something that reminds everyone exactly who he is.

Kane, meanwhile, has one objective:

Leave All Out as champion.

Tokes wants redemption.

Kane wants destruction.

The challenger is coming for the crown.

The champion is coming to break him.

No shortcuts.

No excuses.

No safety net.

This is All Out.

And when the dust settles, there will still be a World Champion.

The question is...

Who will it be?

Fix the IC championship matchup

Make every title match consistent

Tighten the repeated championship wording

The card to predict!

AEW World Championship: Will Ospreay (c) vs. Jon Moxley

AEW World Tag Team Championship, three-way ladder match: Christian Cage and Adam Copeland (c) vs. FTR (Dax Harwood and Cash Wheeler) vs. The Young Bucks (Matthew Jackson and Nicholas Jackson)

AEW Women's World Tag Team Championship, Chicago Street Fight: The Brawling Birds (Jamie Hayter and Alex Windsor) (c) vs. Divine Dominion (Megan Bayne and Lena Kross)

AEW International Championship: Kazuchika Okada (c) vs. Tommaso Ciampa

AEW World Trios Championship: Swerve Strickland and The New Level (Kofi Kingston and Austin Creed) or The Demand (Ricochet, Bishop Kaun and Toa Liona) (c) vs. "Hangman" Adam Page, Bandido and Brody King

AEW Women's World Championship eliminator: Willow Nightingale vs. Thekla

AEW World Tag Team Championship eliminator: Darby Allin and Steven Borden vs. Kyle Fletcher and Kevin Knight

Bq1: who takes the fall in the trios title match

Bq2: any surprises returns/debuts

Bq3: who touches the titles first in the tag ladder match


r/LoserleavesReddit • • Sep 07 '26

LLR ALL IN LONDON 2026 RESULTS

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IC title match. 

u/ChowLemon vs u/MrCappie © was won by Cappie via Champions Advantage

u/MrCappie and u/LastBlueHero vs /TheDumi0711 and u/CaptainConundrum54 was won by Dumi and Capcon NEW CHAMPS

u/BigPolluted vs u/Larry5696 was won by Larry who is a world title contender

u/itsviktorwwe def u/Genisis1224 and u/HeftyOfficial to become an IC Title contender

u/KaneCarnage def u/Tokes © to win the LLR Grand Championship! NEW CHAMP


r/LoserleavesReddit • • Aug 30 '26

Segment BigPol's All In Entrance

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🎶Take a look, within a book, a Reading Rainbow!🎶

As BigPol's music plays, he appears with a familiar attire. Wearing a pink bedazzled version of his Wrestlemania 41 AM "Hate" attire that he wore against Tokes, he reveals that the paper he brought to the ring tonight was a paper version of Larry's Post-It note. He enters the ring, goes to the middle of the ring, holds up the paper, and tears it, causing rainbow sprinkler pyro to erupt from each corner.


r/LoserleavesReddit • • Aug 28 '26

Promo Author's Notes: BigPol vs. Larry

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🎶Take a look, within a book, a Reading Rainbow!🎶

The camera pans out to reveal that the usual pink and yellow background...has actually been spray painted over a dirty alleyway. BigPol admires his handiwork, and then turns around.

"Hello, LLR Universe. I apologize for not being at my usual set, it didn't fit the vibe of today's episode. See, if I were facing anyone else at All In, this would be nothing more than a World Championship qualifying match. I would see it as a chance to get my revenge for being partially responsible for Jake Mayhem losing the World Championship, but the match would have nothing but respect. Unfortunately, Larry, you do something...different to me.

Ever since I saw how the fans reacted to my heartfelt promo in the leadup to Saturday's Night Main Event, I've tried my best to distance myself from the Author I was in 2024 and the first half of 2025. That guy was negative, friendless, and overall a sad person. But, there's at least one thing I still agree with that Author on.

I hate you, Larry. I've hated you ever since you took my Hardcore Championship at Forbidden Door 2024. I hated you enough to form a friendship with Bryan Gleeful that turned toxic. My hatred for you got me eliminated from the 2025 Royal Rumble in record time. All of the failures of my early career lead back to you.

Now, that was all years ago. You'd think I'd forget and forgive. But, I can't. See, when I finally decided to be the Author you see now, I originally took inspiration from you. I saw how the fans loved you, and wanted some of that. We both break the mold when it comes to professional wrestling. But, we break it in different ways. I break it by celebrating my love for literature, by putting my friends before myself, by not putting up a facade of "generic respectful cool guy" that half of this roster hides behind. You break the mold by drinking Windex, turning into a meatball, and spitting on the great sport of professional wrestling that this roster tries to celebrate every time we enter the ring. But, any time I see fans, they ask me if we're friends because "we're so similar." I cannot let someone like you be on the same roster as me if I want to be taken seriously.

I know that a lot of people respect Larry. The LLR Universe, LBH, and even fellow Author of Chaos Jake Mayhem. I have a message to every one of you who support or respect Larry in any way. That message is, the only way that any of you will see Larry after All In, is on the news after I Plot Twist (Tornado DDT) his head through the damn canvas. So, say your prayers now (or don't, because if any of you try TOO hard to defend him, you're next), because I will personally insure that this is the end of Larry.

This match may be a normal match for you, Larry, but it is everything to me. In fact, I think I have the perfect attire for it. See you in a few days."


r/LoserleavesReddit • • Aug 27 '26

LLR Presents All in!

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DEADLINE SUNDAY AUGUST 30TH 2.30PM BST SO TWO HOURS BEFORE THE SHOW. I'll be at Bon Jovi in Croke Park so there won't be a lot of reminders 

IC title match. 

u/ChowLemon vs u/MrCappie © 

This one is gonna be a slobber knocker. Manic has shown by running the G1 that he is one of the MVP’S in LLR. Cappie, been on a tear running through the entire roster. So naturally we put these two together and let the fireworks fly! Cappie could have his work cut out for him here let's not forget Manic has title pedigree he's shown time and time again just how good he is. 

Tag title match 

u/MrCappie and u/LastBlueHero vs /TheDumi0711 and u/CaptainConundrum54 

Alright last week captain Conundrum got left high and dry by his partner. The tag champs took full advantage of this and beat him from pillar to post. So this week I'm sending out a reliable former champion to have his back and maybe they can wrestle away one of Cappies belts. This man has a strangle hold on LLR can't hurt that he tags with the boss. 

World title contendership 

u/BigPolluted vs u/Larry5696

Alright, I make it no secret I love the Larry the character despite our differences this goofy fuck has won me over. So here is Larry another chance to get into the world title scene. There's one problem, Big Polluted is in your way and he's shown he's one of the most dominant competitors in LLR right now. He's been running around kicking ass and taking names for a while now.

IC title contendership 

u/itsviktorwwe vs u/Genisis1224 vs u/HeftyOfficial

Jake has just fell from the world title and he needs to bounce back. Genisis is always over she's one of LLR'S favorite competitors and has been for a long damn time. No matter the amount of No shows she sells merch so we've got her in a high profile match to push those sales and make some damn money! 

Then there's Mark Steele, who I kinda loathe, but I have to admit this kinda has it. What ever it may be. Mark's been looking to make me look foolish for a while now. So let's see how he goes in this match. 

World title match 

u/KaneCarnage Vs u/Tokes © 

Tokes retained at SummerSlam, he's getting this latest reign off to a dominating start. Kane Karnage is one of the competitors that's been looking a big win to cement him self amongst the greats in LLR. This could be it, if he can conquer on of the most decorated champions in LLR history that will do it! 

The card you'll be predicting 

AEW World Championship: Kenny Omega (c) vs. Will Ospreay

AEW Women's World Championship: Willow Nightingale (c) vs. Mercedes Moné

AEW World Tag Team Championship: Cage and Cope (c) vs. The Young Bucks

Men's Casino Gauntlet match (winner gets a world title shot): Andrade El Ídolo vs. MJF vs. Tommaso Ciampa vs. TBA

Continental Challenge Cup final: Jon Moxley (c) or Claudio Castagnoli vs. Kyle O'Reilly or Nigel McGuinness

AEW Women's World Tag Team Championship: Divine Dominion (Lena Kross and Megan Bayne) (c) vs. The Brawling Birds (Alex Windsor and Jamie Hayter)

AEW TNT Championship (Falls Count Anywhere): Kevin Knight (c) vs. Darby Allin

AEW International Championship: Kyle Fletcher (c) vs. Konosuke Takeshita vs. Kazuchika Okada

AEW World Trios Championship: "Hangman" Adam Page and Brodido (Bandido and Brody King) (c) vs. TBA

Bq1) will there be any surprise debuts (debut is first aew appearance so if they've been there before it won't count) 

Bq2) who takes the fall in the world tag title match 

TB: length of the main event 


r/LoserleavesReddit • • Aug 26 '26

J'ai décidé d'arrêter la weed et j'ai besoin de soutien

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Bonjour à tous,

J'ai pris la décision d'arrêter de fumer du cannabis aujourd'hui. J'ai réalisé que c'était devenu une béquille pour gérer monstress] et je veux enfin reprendre le contrôle de ma vie. Je fume depuis que j’ai 15 ans et maintenant j’en ai 25 je vous dirais que je fume souvent pour me concentrer à une tâche ….

Je ne vous cache pas que j'appréhende un peu les prochains jours, surtout le manque, l'irritabilité et le moment du coucher qui est toujours le plus difficile pour moi.

Je viens ici pour trouver un peu de force, partager mon évolution et ne pas me sentir seul dans cette démarche. Si vous êtes passés par là et que vous avez des conseils pour surmonter la première semaine, je suis preneur.

Merci d'avance pour votre aide et votre bienveillance.


r/LoserleavesReddit • • Aug 10 '26

Skit Volume 2: Slammin' in Minnesota.. failed successfully?

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August 2nd, 2026

LLR Summerslam

U.S. Bank Stadium, Minneapolis, Minnesota, U.S.A.

"TOKES, MAYHEM, TOKES, MAYHEM, THEY'RE THROWING PUNCHES AT ONE ANOTHER! THIS IS FOR ALL THE MARBLES, THIS IS FOR THE LLR WORLD'S CHAMPIONSHIP! SEVENTY-THREE THOUSAND PEOPLE WATCHING, ABOUT TO BLOW THE ROOF OFF OF THE U.S. BANK STADIUM WITH EXCITEMENT! THESE TWO HAVE PUT ON A MATCH FOR THE AGES, EVEN BETTER THAN SATURDAY NIGHT'S MAIN EVENT, THEY HAVE DONE SO FOR THIRTY MINUTES NOW!" said Cichael Mole. Thirty minutes of both men putting on what might be the best match LLR has seen.

Mayhem pulls back, landing a second Blood of the Mayhem, followed by a second 3550 Brainbuster. One. Two. Two and a half. Two point ninety nine.. kickout.

Mayhem lifts Tokes up, in an attempt to hit another 3550. Tokes gets out of Jake's grasp, and kicks him in the ribs, before lifting Jake up, landing a second '86 Piledriver. One. Two. Two and a half. Two point ninety nine.. kickout. Neither man was going to give up. Tokes lifts Jake, putting Jake's back on his shoulders, intending for a Burning Hammer, but Jake manages to get out of it, before landing a discus elbow smash. And then, he lifts Tokes up, landing another 3550 Brainbuster. Cover. One. Two. Two point ninety nine.. kickout, once more. Both men lay there for about half a minute, before getting up and throwing punch after punch. And then, a spinning back elbow meets Jake Mayhem's jaw, before his back is on Tokes' shoulders, and then all goes to black for Jake. Tokes falls on Mayhem.

One.
Two.
Three.

The bell rings, and Tokes' music plays. It takes a minute for Tokes to get up, and he celebrates for a bit, before leaving the ring. And then, Jake comes to. He's notified that Tokes won the match with a Burning Hammer. Jake gives a nod, before standing up, as the crowd chants "MAY-HE-M! MAY-HE-M! MAY-HE-M!". And then, LastBlueHero comes out with a microphone. He gets into the ring, before staring down with Jake. And then, LastBlueHero, perhaps in an show of respect, offers his hand. Jake knows for a fact that LBH isn't doing it out of the kindness of his heart. He knows that LBH only cares about himself, and the money he makes. And he's showing Jake respect, probably only because of the great deal of money LLR has made during the time Jake was on top. But Jake, for all that he personally dislikes LBH, has always made a difference between personal preferences and business. And so, he shakes LBH's hand, and LBH proceeds to raise it up, before speaking.

"Give it up for Jake Mayhem, folks! This is his fifth, FIFTH straight main event in a row! Unfortunate he couldn't get the job done, but he has earned alot! He has brought lots of people into LLR, and his reign as LLR World Champion has truly solidified the championship as the most prestigious prefessional wrestling championship in the world! He has sold out every single main event he has been in, INCLUDING the prestigious Madison Square Garden, and this very arena aswell! As i am speaking, tens upon tens of millions of fans are watching Summerslam, nationally, and hundreds of millions, maybe even billions are watching internationally! And they have all been looking forward to this main event, which did not disappoint, and this will end up being the highest-grossing Premium Live Event of the year, and one of the highest-grossing PLEs in the history of LLR! And most of all, how can i forget, he has brought me lots of money!" That of course, brings boos towards LBH, who carries on regardless. "So please, give Mr. Mayhem some appreciation, because he has earned it. Jake Mayhem, everybody!" The place cheers Jake Mayhem without end, as his theme song, "Man in the Box" by Alice in Chains. Jake takes it in as LBH leaves for backstage. Soon enough, Jake follows, goes into Gorilla, and is met by the entire roster, giving him a round of applause. Jake shakes his hands as if to say it's not neccessary. "No need for that, folks, really.." He's cut off by BigPol. "None of that, Jake! You're gonna take it in, bestie! You've done so much for us, we have to thank you for it!" BigPol says.

And so, Jake stands there, taking in the appreciation, giving a few people hugs, shaking everyone's hand, before he goes to the post-show press conference. He sits down.

"Jake Mayhem, an unfortunate ending, how do you feel about losing to Tokes tonight?"

"Ah, i'm.. disappointed, a bit angry, i do have to admit that, but.. nothing i can do. Tokes was the better man, by the tiniest fraction. Congratulations to him, wish him the best."

"Mister Mayhem, after the match, LastBlueHero came out, and showed you the ultimate sign of respect, praising you in front of the audience, how do you feel about it?"

"Well, i thank him. It's nothing special, really, i'm just doing my job, is what i'd like to think. I did what i had to do, is all. But still, i appreciate it, especially coming from my boss."

"Jake, how did you feel coming into this match? Was there any nervousness?"

"There was, i was a bit nervous, but, once i heard the crowd chanting my name, i put that to the side, had to do what i had to do."

"What is next for Jake Mayhem?"

"Well, i do still have my LLRBar briefcase, which gives me three fourths of a chance at a shot for any title. And there's always Money in the Bank. So i do intend to be in that match. Overall, it's going to be right back to work."

Silence ensues, and Jake, seeing as there are no more questions left, stands up. "Have a great night, folks. One last thing, i want to thank everyone for the appreciation, it means more than you know, and shout out to Minneapolis, Minnesota for showing out. Thank you, everyone." And he walks out.

fin.

eov.


r/LoserleavesReddit • • Aug 09 '26

Summerslam results

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Hi as usual let me know where I've fd up I'm sure I did somewhere

Ok so we are starting with answering the bonus questions and laying out a ruling  to out line where people gained or lost some extra potential points. The Sami Zayn Finn Balor match was thrown off the card as WWE changed it on the night and no one could of predicted KO not only returning but winning. It's just not fair 

So Bq1) WWE narrowed this down to two competitors on the Friday, I decided to allow this to go ahead. It was Lash Legend well done. 

Bq2) Get on top of the cage, they barely even used the damn thing so everyone that said No. Congratulations. 

Bq3) I counted 0 helluva kicks making contact

TB: 33.30 according to cage match 

Tune up match 

Kane Karnage (10) vs Big Polluted! (10) 

Alright this one was a slobber knocker and these two lads left it all out there. But ultimately it comes down to a tie Breaker. Kane Karnage squeaks the win here but being a tiny bit closer to the official time. Kane keeps his momentum as he matches on for the world title. But Big Pollution has shown he can hang with the main event, this man is ready for the big time.

IC Title contendership 

Dumi (9) Manic (9) 

My god two more competitors back beating the shit out of each other but ultimately neither one. Could get too much momentum against the other. It comes down to the tie breaker again. Manic got the Memo. It's a Roman Reigns main event. It's gonna go long with a time of 25mins. He was 7 minutes closer than Dumi. Well done Manic you get the next shot at the IC title. 

IC title 

Cappie c (7) vs Hefty (7)

How the hell has this happened another match and the point draw again. CAPPIE RETAINS BY CHAMPIONS ADVANTAGE! I'm sorry Hefty I'm sure you'll get another shot soon. But for now Manic waits in the wings. Cappie watch your back. 

Tag title

 Cappie and Last Blue Hero c (14)  Captain Conodrum (8) his partner No showed. 

Genesis left Captain Conundrum out here on his own against the champions and he put up a good fight scoring more points then either champion individually but not enough to overcome the odds. 

World title 

Tokes c(9) Jake Mayhem (9)

Damn Jake came out swinging but just couldn't get it over the line. By my count, tokes wins by Champions advantage and retains. We shall see if Kane Karnage can unseat the dealer at our next show. 


r/LoserleavesReddit • • Jul 30 '26

Official LLR presents Summerslam

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​

World Championship

u/Dealertokes (c) vs. u/itsviktorwwe

Déjà vu? Not quite.

After Saturday Night's Main Event turned everything upside down, these two collide once again but this time the roles have been reversed. Tokes walks in with the richest prize in LLR slung over his shoulder, while Jake Mayhem finds himself chasing the title he once held.

People always say the true measure of a champion isn't how they celebrate victory it's how they respond to defeat. Tonight, we find out exactly what Jake Mayhem is made of. Can he reclaim his throne, or has the era of Tokes truly begun?

One thing's for certain: Tokes doesn't just win championships, he clings to them with a death grip.

Intercontinental Championship

u/MrCappie (c) vs. u/HeftyOfficial

What more can be said about Cappie?

The Intercontinental Champion has been nothing short of unstoppable. Undefeated. Unbreakable. Untouchable. Every challenger has stepped up believing they'd be the one to end the reign, and every single one has left disappointed.

Now it's Mark Steele’s turn.

These two know each other well, and familiarity could be the one weapon Cappie hasn't had to overcome yet. Mark has quietly built a reputation as one of LLR's most consistent performers. Is consistency enough to conquer dominance?

Or will Cappie once again prove why the IC Championship belongs around his waist?

LLR Tag Team Championships

u/MrCappie & u/LastBlueHero (c) vs. u/Genisis1224 & u/CaptainConundrum54

Sometimes, desperate times call for desperate measures.

Cappie and Last Blue Hero have bulldozed their way through the tag division, leaving team after team in their wake. So what's left to try?

Throw together two of the biggest fan favourites in LLR and hope lightning strikes.

Genesis and Captain Conundrum may not have years of chemistry behind them, but they have heart, determination, and the crowd firmly behind them. Can this unlikely duo shock the champions and derail their momentum, or will the titleholders continue their reign of dominance?

No. 1 Contender's Match – Intercontinental Championship

u/ChowLemon vs. u/TheDumi0711

Manic came agonisingly close at Saturday Night's Main Event. On another night, against almost anyone else, he may well have walked away victorious.

Instead, Kane Karnage stood in his way.

Now Manic gets another opportunity, but standing across the ring is one of LLR's most reliable competitors in Dumi. With a future Intercontinental Championship opportunity hanging in the balance, neither man can afford to come up short.

Who earns the right to challenge the seemingly unbeatable Cappie? Also I think I owe Dumi a massive apology. I don't believe I've booked him for a while and that's one hundred percent on me. Please accept my apologies. 

Weird Prize Tune-Up Match

u/KaneCarnagevs. u/BigPolluted

Kane Karnage has already punched his ticket as the next challenger. With no title match tonight, he could have taken the evening off...

Instead, he's stepping into the ring with one of LLR's busiest competitors.

Big Pollution has been everywhere lately. Tag team competition. Intercontinental contention. Wherever opportunity appears, he's right in the middle of it.

Now he gets the chance to make the biggest statement of his career. Pull off the upset over the number one contender, and who knows what strange reward awaits?

This is LLR after all... the prize might be glorious... or it might be completely ridiculous.

The card to predict 

Saturday matches

Undisputed WWE Championship Match

CM Punk (c) vs. Cody Rhodes

Hell in a Cell Match

Oba Femi vs. Brock Lesnar 

Women's World Championship Match

Liv Morgan (c) vs. IYO SKY 

Gunther vs. Nick Aldis

Six-Man Tag Team Match

LA Knight, Solo Sikoa & Royce Keys vs. Jacob Fatu & The Usos

Six-Women Tag Team Match

The Bella Twins & Paige vs. Fatal Influence

Sunday matches

World Heavyweight Championship Match 

Roman Reigns (c) vs. Seth Rollins

Interim WWE Women's Championship Ladder Match

Tiffany Stratton vs. Jade Cargill vs. Charlotte Flair vs. Chelsea Green vs. ???

Intercontinental Championship Match

Penta (c) vs. Chad Gable

United States Championship Match 

Trick Williams (c) vs. Baron Corbin

Undisputed WWE Championship No. 1 Contender's Match

Sami Zayn vs. Finn Bálor

Danhausen vs. Dominik Mysterio

Bq1 who will be the unnamed entrant in the women's ladder match 

Bq2 will Brock and Obama fight on top of the cell

Bq3 how many Helluva Kicks will Sami connect with 

TB main event time for Sunday 


r/LoserleavesReddit • • Jul 30 '26

Toking in the Dark, Summerslam 2026.

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r/LoserleavesReddit • • Jul 29 '26

Skit Chapter 1, Volume 4: One has to lose everything, in order to have nothing to lose.

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July 18th, 2026

LLR Saturday Night's Main Event

Madison Square Garden, New York City, New York

Jake finds himself laying with his back on the ground, Cappie's music playing. BigPol had promised that he wouldn't leave Jake banged up before his title defense against Tokes, and yet, Jake disregarded that, having been the man of the match for their team for a slight majority. This allowed Jake to get too tired, allowing for Cappie to pin him in the end.

Jake sits in the ring, BigPol right behind him. "Jake.. listen, man, i'm so sorry, i should have.. i should have been in the match more, i promised not to leave you banged up before your match with Tokes, and i failed, and now-"

"Listen. I did this willingly. So did i step in willingly, and stand up for you willingly. That's what best friends do, stand up for one another. I don't regret my decision here. Don't worry about Tokes, i'll be fine."

About a hour later, things were not exactly fine.

It was looking like any man's game. Both men were trading blows, huge blows. It really looked like a reminder of the indy promotion from Japan, All-Japan Pro Wrestling, from the late 90s, with their Kings Road style.

But then, the first domino fell once Tokes hit the 86. Of course, Jake kicks out. He didn't work that hard just for Tokes to take it all away. It would take alot more.

The two fight some more.. and then, Tokes gets the upper hand. He lands the 86 once more. Once more, Jake kicks out, at two. Tokes tries to land one more 86, but Jake finds a way to get down on his feet, before lifting Tokes up for a Back Body Drop.

Jake gets to the corner, screams "COME ON! GET UP!" to Tokes. And then, Jake lands the Blood of the Mayhem, that sends Tokes to the ropes and back, before Jake knees him in the gut, before lifting him up, and dropping him down, right onto the back of his head in a 3550 Brainbuster. Cover.

One.

Two.

Thre-

Kickout. At the last millisecond.

Jake goes to the corner, waits for Tokes to get up, and goes in for another Blood of the Mayhem, but Tokes grabs his leg, spins him around, before hitting him with an elbow right to the head. Jake responds with one of his own. Tokes. Jake. Tokes. Jake. It goes on and on and on. It turns into a chopping contest that leaves both of their chests swelling with red. And then, Jake goes back a bit, intending to land an elbow, and as he turns around.. BANG. Running Elbow Smash from Tokes. And Tokes, realizing that his finisher wouldn't get it done, decides to go for something else. He lifts Jake up, with his back on his shoulders. Jake immediately knows, and tries to get out, but unfortunately, tonight is not his night. His head is spiked on the floor, and Jake is knocked right unconscious.

Jake wakes up to music. Tokes' music.

"Mister Mayhem, are you alright..?" The referee asks him.

"I'll be fine.. the hell happened?" Jake responds.

The referee feels.. terrible, that he has to break the news. But, it's a job he has to do. "You lost, Jake. Tokes won the belt. Spiked you right on the head with the Burning Hammer."

Jake looks absolutely shattered. "Wh.. what..?"

The referee gives a nod. "It was a great match, Jake. I don't know what Deltzer will rate this, but i would personally rate it ten out of five stars. Don't feel bad, this could have been any man's game, Tokes just so happened to be the better man tonight."

Jake gives a nod, standing up slowly, walking over to Tokes, and turning him around, offering his hand. Tokes shakes it, and raises it high. The fans cheer, for the two men that gave their all. Tokes moves to walk away.

"No, Tokes, you won the belt, you should celebrate, it's only right, i'll leave you-" Jake moves to the ropes, but is turned around to look at Tokes.

"Listen to them, Jake. They all came here for you. As we speak, they are cheering for you, they are about to blow the roof off of Madison Square Garden, all for you. You're their man, not only that, you're a true company man. In the time you were in the title scene, you've sold out four straight arenas, including this one, the World's Most Famous Arena, something you admitted that not many do. Not only that, but you pulled double duty, because you stepped up for a man who you hold dear to your heart, that's what friends do. You took the beating most of the match, to stand up for a good friend of yours. Hell, you were banged up, but you felt that was no excuse, and you performed as if you hadn't even competed at the tag title match. You could've beaten me as much as i did you even with you taking that match. So don't feel bad about yourself. You've improved the finances of this company since stepping up to the mountaintop, you've become the People's Champion. The company speaks highly of you, everyone does, for all the work you've done to better it. Hell, this event will probably end up being one of the higher grossing events, because of your work. So you will stand there and take in their appreciation, or i swear to God, i will punch you and run away before you even get out of that ring." And then, Tokes leaves, leaving Jake alone in the ring with over fifteen thousand fans, screaming, cheering for him, chanting his name, so loud, the whole world might hear.

Jake takes it in for five minutes, before he finally leaves, noticing a cameraman, walking up to him.

"No press conference. All i have to say, i want to do this again. I want a rematch for the LLR World Championship, me and Tokes, at the US Bank Stadium, in Minneapolis, Minnesota. At Summerslam." And then, Jake Mayhem leaves.

Mave Deltzer of the Wrestler Observer Newsletter ends up giving the match six and a half stars, praising Tokes, but mostly Jake Mayhem for his great work over the past few months.

About a week later, the main event of Summerslam is announced. Jake Mayhem against Tokes in a rematch for the LLR World Championship. Once the tickets open for sale, the US Bank Stadium sells out in two hours.

fin.

eov.


r/LoserleavesReddit • • Jul 29 '26

Sorry Snme results

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Guys sorry, This took so long and I low effort. I've been doing up my garden, struggling with my dog going in and out of the vets and working nonstop.

Trying to put a SummerSlam card today with a bit more effort.

Bonus points answers

 paige tagged brie first in the women's tag match

Liv Morgan did not interfere in danhausen vs JD McDonagh 

Cody Rhodes his two CrossRhodes, he went for three but only two succeeded. 

IC title contendership

Big polluted (3) hefty (5) Dumi (4) tokes (5) 

Hefty is closest so wins via tb beating tokes 

IC title winner

Cappie (5) Larry (5) 

Cappie and Larry had a hell of a battle but ultimately with champions advantage, Cappie retains. Its a hellacious run for Cappie I think cracks are beginning to show as the former world champion took him to his absolute limit here. 

World title No1 contender 

Wow this was high scoring Kane Karnage (6) almost a perfect card Manic (5) wow manic really came out here, and against anyone else on the card he probably would have won. But Kane Karnage was too much tonight! Kane gets a title shot at the show following SummerSlam. 

Tagtitle 

Cappie (5) Last Blue Hero (4) vs Big Polluted (3) and Jake mayhem (4) 

The tag titles remain with the unstoppable Cappie and his new besty Last Blue Hero 

Exhibition 

Captain Conundrum (5) Hefty (5) 

Captain Conundrum was closer so wins by TB 

World title 

Tokes (5) Jake (4) 

New Champion! Tokes went all in and the dealer is back on top! My god Jake is absolutely shattered. The real mark of a champion is how they bounce back from defeat. 


r/LoserleavesReddit • • Jul 17 '26

Volume 1, Chapter 3: California Love, followed by Prime Time Gambling.

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June 28th, 2026

LLR Forbidden Door

SAP Center, San Jose, California

Jake watched as BigPol, his tag team partner, and his best friend, narrowly lost to Cappie. As BigPol walked into gorilla, Jake was there, giving the man a hug.

"You did your best. You'll get there. I don't know when, but you will get there."

BigPol gave a nod, before patting him on the back. "I'm gonna go backstage. Best of luck against Mark."

Jake then watched the world title contendership match, watching as Tokes got the win. This would be the ultimate challenge. The man who held the LLR World Championship for a year. He was also a man who he had beaten, and who had beaten him.

And then, it was time for the main event. Man in the Box hit, and right on cue, he came out the curtain.

Over half an hour later, it was over. One, two, three. It had taken one Blood of the Mayhem, followed by the 3550 Brainbuster, after a few failed attempts at even hitting the former. Hell, he could have lost the belt. But skill and will was on his side tonight. He stood up, was handed the belt, his hand was raised, before Mark Steel stood up. Jake approached him, offering his hand. It took a while, but Mark shook it, before walking out.

And then, Tokes' theme hit. He came out, walking towards the ring slowly. He entered.. and then he faced off with Jake. And the show ended with Jake and Tokes staring each other down.

Press Conference room, SAP Center, 30 minutes later

Jake comes out, carrying the belt. He sets it on the table, before sitting down.

"Any questions, folks, let's get it going."

"Mister Mayhem, congratulations on your victory against Mark Steel, and retaining the LLR Grand Championship, i must ask, how do you feel having taken the victory in this match, against a man like Mark Steel?"

"I feel amazing. Mark Steel could have very well taken my belt tonight, but alas. Mark Steel is a future LLR Grand Champion, that is for sure, unfortunately tonight was not his night."

"Jake, earlier tonight, your tag team partner, BigPol, lost his Intercontinental Championship match against Cappie. How do you feel?"

"Disappointed. Not in him, it's no fault of his. He gave it his all, it just happens that it simply was not enough. Trust me, BigPol will be holding a belt, sooner or later."

"Mister Jake, also earlier tonight, Tokes won the world contendership match, earning a shot for the LLR Grand Championship at Saturday Night's Main Event, how do you feel about this?"

"I am glad that i get to face the Gambler himself. We have fought many times, hell, twice i beat him during his year-long reign as champion. I beat him a few times, he beat me a few times. I believe this is the first time a title is being defended in our match. I'll keep it simple. Tokes should expect the best from me, because i am expecting the best from him. In gambling terms, i trust he doesn't fold, and neither will i. I suppose that just means we'll fight it until one of us quite literally has nothing left to give and collapses in the ring. May the better man win at Saturday Night's Main Event."

"Jake, with Cappie having beaten your friend, what can we expect after Tokes? A match with Cappie? Or are there any other things you intend to do?"

"I will face Cappie eventually, for sure. But for now, i am focused on Tokes."

"Jake, another sold out night, maximum capacity here at the SAP Center, how does it feel to have had three sold out events in a row?"

"Amazing. Again, this isn't just my work. Everyone has worked as hard as i did to make this work, not just the wrestlers, but the staff, and the backstage workers, and what not. So please, thank them for providing a great show for me to compete in, in the first place. And i do want to thank everyone for showing up and showing out, all love to California, all love to San Jose. Any more questions?"

Silence.

"Thank you very much, have a great night folks." Jake stands up, grabs his belt, and walks out.

July 14th, 2026

Baltimore, Maryland

11:20 AM

Jake wakes up, and gets ready, going for a 30-minute jog. Once he comes back, he gets on his phone, first seeing that the Madison Square Garden, the arena he would be headlining for Saturday Night's Main Event sold out, in an hour and a half since tickets opened. That brought a smile to his face. He then went on, before seeing a post on Bluesky from Cappie.

"Did you have to ask Jake for permission before accepting my challenge?"

"July 18th, Pol..."

"You're going to let everyone down. You're going to let the fans down. You're going to let yourself down."

"And more importantly..."

"You're going to let Jake down."

"Then, when I'm finished with you? I'm coming for that World Championship. And there's not a damn thing you, Jake, or anyone else can do to stop me."

After he watches the video, he notices a post by LLR Staff, Tokes.

"After viewing the tension between Intercontinental Champion, Cappie, and BigPol, we have determined that we cannot give BigPol another shot at the Intercontinental Championship. We can however give him a shot at the other belt BigPol holds."

"Saturday Night's Main Event, BigPol, find a partner, and you have a shot at the LLR Tag Team Championships against the champions, Cappie and LastBlueHero."

He grabs his phone, sets it on a table in front of him, and hits record.

"So, i should address all of this. So, Saturday Night's Main Event is right around the corner, and i have a title defense against the Gambler himself, Tokes. I've said all i need to say about Tokes, but i'll say it again, may the best man win. This may very well be my hardest title defense. This man has held the, well i guess i should call it the LLR World Heavyweight Championship now. He has held it many times, most prominently the 2 combined reigns that lasted a year. He's beaten me, i've beaten him. But come saturday, this match has more worth to it, than potentially any time we have fought. It's for all the marbles. It's for the LLR World Heavyweight Championship. And i don't intend to lose it. I don't intend to fold. You will quite literally have to kill me to take this off me. That's all i have to say about that, but truthfully, that's not why i am recording."

"This takes place in Madison Square Garden. In my opinion, the most prestigious arena in the world. Legends have headlined the World's Most Famous Arena. Harley Race, Bruno Sammartino and such. Hell, the latter name sold the arena out a record 188 times. So, when i woke up today, and saw that the Madison Square Garden sold out in an hour and a half, it brought a smile to my face. To be in a list of names that have headlined this legendary arena.. not many can say they have done that."

"I also noticed what Cappie had to say. You should know very well, BigPol doesn't need to ask me anything, nor do i need to ask him anything. And no matter what, the man will never let me down. Because i stand for never giving up. And BigPol has done so. He never gave up, he gave his best, even if it was not enough. Hell, i'm proud of the man for doing so. So it brought me great pleasure when i saw that Tokes booked the tag team title match. You said you would take away the LLR World Heavyweight Championship from me. Well, it's not for the world title, but come the 18th, you and i will finally meet in the ring, Cappie. I'll be BigPol's partner. Because, one, i haven't had a tag team match in quite a while, and two.. Double Champ Mayhem doesn't sound all too bad to me. As for you, LBH, nothing personal. Just business. Finally, to all the fellow fans, unfortunately, tickets have been sold out, but there's no reason why you still can't watch LLR Saturday Night's Main Event from television all around the world. Because i will be pulling off double duty come Saturday. To those of you that bought tickets, i sincerely thank you, and i do hope all of you will have a great time in Madison Square Garden, so i will see you all there. This has been LLR World Heavyweight Champion, Jake Mayhem, thank you for your attention."

Jake cuts the video, and uploads it to Bluesky. Thirty minutes later, the official LLR Bluesky account makes it official. Jake begins packing his bags, before buying a plane ticket with Frontier. Destination, New York City.

fin.


r/LoserleavesReddit • • Jul 17 '26

JULY 18TH 2026 SATURDAY NITES MAIN EVENT CARD!

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Welcome to LLR Presents: Saturday Night's Main Event!

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Saturday Night's Main Event! Tonight, championships are on the line, rivalries boil over, and careers could change forever. Let's get to the card!

Intercontinental Championship

[u/MrCappie](u/MrCappie) (c) vs. [u/Larry5696](u/Larry5696)

Kicking off the night, the Intercontinental Championship is on the line.

Stepping up to challenge is the one and only Larry. A former World Champion who's spent the better part of the last year circling championship gold, never far from the spotlight. Tonight could be the night he adds another title to his résumé.

Standing opposite him is the champion, El Cappie.

Calling him dangerous doesn't do him justice. Cappie is a double champion, and every challenger who's stepped into his path has walked away knowing exactly why. Time and again he's been pushed to the limit, and time and again he's found a way to leave with the gold.

Can Larry finally crack the code, or will Cappie's reign continue?

G1 Invitational Battle Royal

Winner earns an Intercontinental Championship Match

Simple rules. Massive stakes.

Every competitor currently competing in the G1 has the opportunity of a lifetime. Veterans. Rookies. Dark horses. Everyone starts on equal footing.

One ring. One winner. One guaranteed shot at the Intercontinental Championship.

Who's punching their ticket to title glory?

LLR Tag Team Championship

[u/MrCappie](u/MrCappie) & Last Blue Hero (c) vs. ??? & [u/BigPolluted](u/BigPolluted)

I've been paying attention.

Week after week, the tension between Big Pollution and Cappie has continued to grow. I can't throw them back together for the Intercontinental Championship...

...but I can put another one of Cappie's titles on the line.

Big Pollution, you're going to need backup.

Because standing beside the champion is Last Blue Hero, and if you think he's just there to make up the numbers, you're making the biggest mistake of your career.

Find yourself a partner... and make sure they're ready for war.

World Championship No. 1 Contender Match

Foes as Foes [u/KaneCarnage](u/KaneCarnage) vs. [u/ChowLemon](u/ChowLemon)

Manic, you've been through absolute hell, and now you're running the G1. Maybe you'll enjoy the job enough to take it off my hands. Wouldn't that be nice?

Manic, you've been through absolute hell, and now you're running the G1. Maybe you'll enjoy the job enough to take it off my hands. Wouldn't that be nice? Unfortunately, I'm still the boss and I've decided if you wanna make it to the top of the card you have to get through Kane Karnage. He's a beast and he's been dominating the tag division for so long. I really think he has what it takes to take on the world. 

Triple Threat Exhibition Match

([u/HeftyOfficial](u/HeftyOfficial)) vs. [u/Genisis1224](u/Genisis1224) vs. [u/CaptainConundrum54](u/CaptainConundrum54)

Mark Steele: I couldn't just hand you another title shot after last time. So show me what youve got show up here and kick some ass. 

Genesis, somehow you've become everyone's favourite. Well... Steve's favourite anyway, and that's close enough.

And CapCon... you're always ready to throw down. I realised I've booked you against Tokes so many times that I figured I'd finally let you beat somebody else up for a change.

No championships. No contracts.

Just three competitors looking to steal the show.

LLR World Championship

[u/itsviktorwwe](u/itsviktorwwe) (c) vs. [u/Dealertokes](u/Dealertokes)

Our main event.

The rambling, gambling, wheelin', dealin' son of a gun...

Tokes is back.

The Pit Boss has one thing on his mind—bringing championship gold back to his waist.

Unfortunately for him, there's one obstacle standing in the way.

Jake Mayhem.

The World Champion doesn't know when to quit.

He never folds.

Every time the odds are against him, he pushes every chip into the middle of the table... and somehow walks away holding the winning hand.

Tonight the cards are dealt one more time.

The Gambler vs. The Champion.

The Veteran vs. The Future.

Who leaves Saturday Night's Main Event as LLR World Champion?

The card to predict 

CM Punk and Cody Rhodes vs Gunther and Sami Zayn 

Paige and Brie vs Fatal influence for the tag titles 

Bayley vs Lyra Valkyria

Danhausen vs JD McDonagh no dq match 

BQ1: who will tag in first in the women’s tag title match

BQ2: Will Liv Morgan interfere in danhausen vs JD

BQ3: how manny CrossRhodes will Cody hit during his match

Tb is time of main event

Deadline 1pm IST Saturday.


r/LoserleavesReddit • • Jul 14 '26

Promo The Final Chapter.

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The camera cuts to Cappie sitting on a production cart backstage. His Intercontinental Championship and Tag Team Championship are propped up on either side of him.

You know, it's funny. I said, 'Don't keep me waiting,' and yet I had to wait three days for you to respond, Pol. What was wrong? Did you have to ask Jake for permission before accepting my challenge? You know, Pol, you say we're nothing alike. That we have nothing in common.

Cappie hops off the production cart and looks into the camera. He doesn't look angry just disappointed.

We both know that's a lie, right? Come on. We've both been part of big tag teams. Our tag team partners have both been World Champion before. See, that's how I know all this kumbaya bullshit is just an act. You hate me, Pol, because in a lot of ways... you're nothing more than a Temu Cappie.

What do you want me to say? You want me to congratulate you for accepting my challenge? For waking up and deciding to put your big-boy pants on? Nah. We're not doing that. This has gone too far. You've attacked me over and over again.

Hell, you just did it again. You told me I could pick the time. I could pick the place. Hell, I could even pick the match type.

Jeez... how generous.

But I'm kind of confused, because then you go and suggest Saturday Night's Main Event?

No, no, no. You said it yourself I'm the one giving you this rematch.

Let's be honest. I beat you so badly that you don't deserve another shot. The only reason you're getting one is because I get to be the author of your downfall.

So where's it going to be, huh?

Are we bringing back a special episode of Raw? SmackDown? Hell, I think the NWA has a show coming up.

Cappie reaches behind him, grabs the Intercontinental Championship, and holds it up in front of the camera. A smirk spreads across his face as he dangles the title like bait.

I'm not a monster, despite what you think, Pol. I'm going to give you everything you could possibly want from a hero prospective.

You know, I don't like to brag, but I took a couple of creative writing classes in college. Didn't think I'd ever use them, but imagine my surprise... now I get to be an author.

July 26th.

Redemption.

You and me, one more time. What's the match type?

I thought about it. I thought about it a lot, actually. A ladder match? A steel cage?

I bet you'd love to smash my head into that cage, wouldn't you, Pol? That's why it's none of those.

Because I'm going to embarrass you. This final chapter is going to be a standard one-on-one match. No excuses. No gimmicks. Just you... and me.

You think you're some kind of hero, but you're not winning again.

There is no redemption for you at Redemption.

I'm going to pin you to that mat again.

One...

Two...

Three.

Then you'll come to, staring up at the lights once again. I hope the second you lose, you start trying to come up with another plan to win this Intercontinental Championship.

Only then you'll remember...

You can't.

You'll never challenge for it again. I stole your storybook ending. And then, do you know what you're going to do after that, Pol?

You're going to look me in the eye. You're going to shake my hand. And you're going to acknowledge what we've both known all along but you've been too afraid to admit. You're going to say I was the better man...

Just like I always said I was.

July 26th, Pol...

You're going to let everyone down. You're going to let the fans down. You're going to let yourself down.

And more importantly...

You're going to let Jake down.

Then, when I'm finished with you? I'm coming for that World Championship. And there's not a damn thing you, Jake, or anyone else can do to stop me.

Just remember Pol. You started this not me. See you on the 26th.


r/LoserleavesReddit • • Jul 11 '26

Promo Author's Notes: Character Growth

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🎶Take a look, within a book, a Reading Rainbow!🎶

BigP stands in his studio, holding the BestSelling Championship. No distractions no gimmicks, just staring at the camera.

"This is the part where I would say hello to the viewers, but the only viewer I care about right now is you, Cappie. It's very rare that someone has the guts to go on the microphone against the Author, and to raise a challenge no less.

Cappie, you claim that I'm childish. You claim that I'm acting like a child by calling you out on your championship greed. I get why you'd say that. The song, the rainbows, the confetti, I don't exactly scream "mature adult." But, there's a famous saying: 'don't judge a book by its cover.' Deep down, I'm still the pen-stabbing genius from 2024 that can steal the show at any spot on the card. The only real change in my perspective, is that I have the fans attention, and their love."

As he says this, photos of BigPol at conventions and fan meetups show on the screen. Unlike most times where he shows these, the fans (and him) seem genuinely happy.

"The fans have a guy like me. A guy who isn't the strongest, doesn't have the most durability or stamina, a guy who, realistically, should have failed in this company years ago. In any other sport, I would lose to you every time, Cappie. But, there is one advantage I have over you, one advantage that has led to many victories, both in fiction and reality."

BigPol screams at the camera with more passion than he has ever shown.

"I have people who want, no, NEED me to succeed. I promised LLR Grand Champion Jake Mayhem that the Authors of Chaos would hold singles gold together. If I've proven one thing over the last 2 or 3 years, I am loyal. I will not fail this promise, so I have to become Intercontinental Champion. If I fail, then I either have to ask Jake Mayhem to challenge for the tag titles (which would tear Jake away from his world title duties), or take the title from Jake myself (which I do not want to do for obvious reasons). As long as I have Jake, as long as I have my fans by my side, it doesn't matter what move you hit me with, I WILL KICK OUT!"

BigP stares at a photo of Cappie standing over him, taken at Forbidden Door.

"You said that this rivalry isn't like one of my stories. But, that's not true. Right now, we're at the point of the story where the villain has the hero beat, and is monolouging about their incoming victory like they've already won. They give the hero time to think of their friends, their promises, every reason they keep fighting, allowing the hero to accomplish their goal."

BigP stares at the PLE calendar for LLR.

"I don't know when you want this match. Maybe you want it at Saturday Night's Main Event, maybe save it until some other show. But, name the place, name the time, hell, name the stipulation. The plot of life will not let me walk out of our match without me holding this," gesturing to the BestSelling Championship, "and your Intercontinental Championship. So, when it comes to your challenge, I ACCEPT!"


r/LoserleavesReddit • • Jul 09 '26

Promo You have my attention.

4 Upvotes

Cappie is shown backstage with his IC title on his left shoulder and his tag team title on his right shoulder.

You know, when I came back, I said I was going to be my own man. And what do you know? I've been a man of my word. Just like I was when I said I was going to win the Intercontinental Championship. Just like I was when I said I was going to win the Tag Team Championships.

I haven't lied once since I came back.

I told everyone exactly why I returned to win the World Championship. Funny thing is, when anybody else comes back and says they're chasing the world title, they're celebrated. They're called ambitious. They're called hungry.

But when I do it?

Big Pol, suddenly you've got a problem. So because I want back the championship I never lost... the championship I had to forfeit... the championship that was handed to the next guy because I physically couldn't defend it... I'm the bad guy? Or am I the bad guy because you know I'm right? Because deep down, on your very best day, you're still not half the man I am.

I've been at the top of my game since I came back...

Cappie pauses. The anger on his face slowly fades. A smirk forms as he nods to himself.

You know what... You are so desperate to paint me as the monster hiding under your bed. So if you want to act like a frightened little child... I'll treat you like one. You want to tell everybody I don't care about this Intercontinental Championship? That's funny. Because I remember exactly what I said before WrestleMania. I said this championship meant more to me than anything. I said winning it would validate everything I've worked for in this company.

Those were my words.

So tell me, Pol. Does that sound like a man who "doesn't care" about the title he's carrying? From where I'm standing, I care about this championship because I understand what it represents. You look down on me because I have the ambition to move into the World Championship picture.

Why?

Because I refuse to settle? Because I have the audacity to shoot for something bigger? I won't apologize for having ambition. And I sure as hell won't let you shame me into being satisfied with mediocrity just because that's where you're comfortable. Then you have the nerve to create your own championship and act like this one shouldn't matter anymore?

No.

We're not doing that. I say fuck that. And I say fuck you. I told you I'd treat you like a child, Pol.

So here's how this goes. I will acknowledge your little night terror you want to throw.

One more match. You and me. I'll put my Intercontinental Championship on the line. But there's something I want... No actually, I need.

When I beat you again, I want your fake championship.

And after I beat you... you never challenge for this championship again.

Ever.

You keep trying to cast yourself as the hero of this little fairy tale you've written in your head.

Well, if that's the role you want. Then I'll gladly play mine. I'm the man who kills the hero. Because this isn't one of your storybooks. The hero doesn't overcome the odds. The hero doesn't ride off into the sunset. The hero fails.

And when this story is over... The only person walking away with a happy ending...

...is me.

So what do you say, hero? You gonna save the kingdom from the evil warlock? You gonna slay the giant?

No.

Our story ends with me beating you, taking your fake championship, and making sure you never touch my Intercontinental Championship again.

Don't keep me waiting.

Cappie gives the look into a camera that he is clearly annoyed and dead set on this face off before turning back and walking away.